WISHING YOU WERE SOMEHOW HERE AGAIN WITH ERIK SAYING MORE RETARDED CRAP!WOOT WOOT!
Christine:You were once
Erik:What the best looking guy around? Yah! But that's before you ripped my mask off! Man, before that, I had girls lined up from everywhere! I hate you Christine! You stupid lil slut bag whore!
Christine:My one companion
Erik:Don't try to use flattery Chrissy! It will never work!
Christine:You were all that mattered!
Erik:Must...resist...impulse...to...forgive! Noooo! Must...fight...back...! Must...not...give...in!
Christine:You were once
Erik:(bangs head against wall)
Christine:A friend and father
Erik:(stops beating himself up)Huh? I'm not your daddy! Unless you want me to be! Who's your daddy! Who's your daddy! Who's your baby! Who's your buddy! Who's your friend! And who's the one guy that you come runnin to when your love life starts crumblin! I got the money you got the honey, let's cut a deal! Let's make a plan! Who's your daddy! Who's your baby! Who's your buddy! Who's your man!
Toby Keith fans start dancin around madly!
Christine:Erik, I never knew you could sing like Toby! (squeals in delight and begs for autograph)
Erik:Shut up and sing!
Christine:Fine but don't come begging for my autograph when I get famous!
Erik:Yah! Like that'll ever happen!
Christine:Then my world was shattered!
Erik:(signing autographs) Thank you!
Fan#1:Can you pose for a picture?
Erik:Sure! (poses by chik)
Christine:Wishing you were somehow here again!
Erik:I'm right here! (running away from derranged toby keith fans)
Christine:Wishing you were somehow near
Erik:I'm five feet away you prik!
Christine:Am not! Sometimes it seemed if I just dreamed
Erik:You and I would be married and be bed partners!
Piangi: Booty rape! Here I come! Ready or not! (runs towards erik)
Erik:Ahhhh! Get the fat white bubba away from me! Ahhhh!
Raoul:Don't drop the soap Erik! Keep it on a rope!
Erik:(puts a bar of soap on the gound infront of raoul)Look Raoul! You had better pick that up!
Raoul:(bends down to pick up soap)
Piangi:(runs up behind him and...)
Raoul:Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Piangi(satisfied smile)You are my bi#!
Erik:My word! That's just disturbing!
Christine:(wide-eyed)Erik! Is that what happens when you drop the soap!
Erik:(covers Christine's eyes)You aren't old enough to watch this movie! (get's idea) But I am!(puts blind fold on Christine and grabs video camera and begins videotaping the scene infront of him)This is going on the internet for sure!
Later on after the Piangi Bubba moment!
Christine:Some how you would be here
Erik:(watching video from earlier)Hahahahahahahahhahahaha! That's right Raoul! You are his bi#!
Christine:Wishing I could here your voice again
Erik:(still laughing hiseterically)
Christine:Knowing that I never would
Erik:Yah! Warner Brothers, you gotta see this tape!
Warner Brothers:What's it about?
Erik:Raoul got booty raped by Piangi!
W.B.:That'll be a topseller! You actually got footage of it?
Erik:Yah! And I have been LMAO!
W.B.:Mail it to us right away!
Erik: Just did! Should be arriving in exactly...three, two, one!
W.B.:We're putting it in right now!
Erik:Well, what do you think of the title?
W.B.:'Raped by a White Bubba' video taped by Erik the Phantom
Erik:pretty good eh?
W.B.:(dying with laughter) how much money do you want for this!
Erik:100 million francs (puts pinky finger to corner of mouth)
W.B.:Done! (sends money)
Erik:Thank you, Warner Brothers!
Christine:Dreaming of yo won't help me to do all that you dreamed I could
Erik:I'm in the money! I'm in the money! No shoes, no shirt, no problems! When the sun gpoes down, we'll be groovin! When the goes down, we're feelin alright! When the sun sinks down, over the water! Everything is hotter when the sun goes down! I love random!
Christine:Passing bells and sculpted angel cold and monumental seem for yo uthe wrong companion, you were warm and gentle
Erik:I'm freezing my a$$ off! Out here! I'm taking the money and moving to a warmer building! No more moseleum!
Christine:Too many years, fighting back tears, why can't the past just die
Erik:No idea!
Christine:Wishing you were somehow here again knowing we must say goodbye try to forgive
Erik:Forgive you for what? The tearing my mask off thing and the rooftop fling? I'm the richest ghost in the world and besides, all of that's nothing one night at my place in my company can't fix! (waves moeny infront of her)
Christine:(runs behind gravestone with Erik) CLEAR YOUR SHEDULE!
Erik:(American Pie 2)Oh Christine!
Christine:Call me Stifler's mom!
Erik:Stifler's mom!
Later on!
Christine:Teach me to live, give me the strength to try
Erik:(Buttoning his shirt) That's something I will never forget!
Christine:No more memories no more silent tears no more gazing across the wasted years
Erik:Well, (flings jacket over his shoulder)There's only three more things that I haven't done yet! 1-Get married 2-have a family 3-get some chik i don't know pregnant. #3 will never happen
Christine:help me say goodbye
Erik:Good bye
Christine:help me say good bye
Erik:(like computer)goodbye!
That's all for this chappy! I'll add more ASAP! READ AND REVIEW!