WANDERING CHILD BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! WITH ERIK TALKING AND STUFF!
Erik:Wandering child
Christine:Yes? Can I help you
Erik:So lost
Christine:I'm not lost
Erik:Really? Then where are you?
Christine:Umm! Don't tell me! Ummm! No wait! Don't tell m! I knw this! Don't tell me! Don't tell me! Don't tell me! Okay I give up! Tell me!
Erik:You are in Chip-n-Dales
Christine:Really?
Erik:NO!
Christine:Then where am I!
Erik:You are on the Ellen Degenerous Show!
Christine:Really?
Erik:Yah!
Christine:Awesome!
Erik:I'm just kidding you aren't!
Christine:You are a mean man, Erik!
Erik:That's ghost!
Christine:Whatever! Hmph!
Erik:So helpless!
Christine:Am not!
Erik:Prove it! Try to stand up!
Christine: (tries to stand but falls) Wait! Let me try that again! (tries again and falls again) Waahhh! I can't do it! I am helpless! Wahhh!
Erik:(rolls eyes)Oh brother!
Christine:You don't have a brother!
Erik:Do too! Look! (grabs Lon Chagney and stands beside him) Don't we look like twins!
Christine:(confused)
Erik:It was a choke Christine!
Christine:OH! Sorry! I'm a..
Erik:IDIOT!
Christine:No I'm just a little...
Erik:RETARDED!
Christine:I'm a little slow because...
Erik:You are a brunette wo should have been a blonde!
Christine:Actually, I am a blonde I nust dyed my hair!
Erik:OMG! I am in love with a moron! (falls over)
Christine:(giggling insanely)
Erik:Yearning for my guidance
Christine:(dumb look)Where do babies come from?
Erik:Not again! (cracks Christine over the head with a metal chair)
Christine:Angel
Erik:Why yes I am! Thanks for notiing!
Christine:Or father
Erik:Who's your daddy! Who's your baby! Who's your buddy! Yah! Who's your friend!
Christine:Friend
Erik:I'm not your friend! I'm your lover sweet cheeks! (strikes pose and raises eyebrow and gestures for Christine to come tohim using his index finger)
Christine:Or Phantom
Erik:The Phaaaaaaaantom of the Opera is here, behind the giant house thing for dead people!
Christine:Who is it there staring!
Erik:Have you forgotten your angel! You stupid blonde!
Christine:Angel, oh, speak! What endless longings
Erik:Huh! What! Sorry love I was miles away!
Christine:Echo in this whisper
Erik:Oh I'm supposed to sing now ain't I? To long you've wondered in winter
Chritsine:Yah, Erik! It's winter! Isn't that obvious by all the snow falling from the sky!
Erik:Far from my fathering gaze
Christine:(takes sip of hot cocoa) Ahhh! That's good! Nice and warm and choclately!
Erik:Sing dumb butt! (throws rock at Christine and hits her in the head)
Christine:Ouch! Okay okay I'll sing! Jeez! Wildly my mind beats against you
Erik:YOu resist yet your soul obeys! I've got thepower!
Christine:Yet the soul obeys!
Erik/Christine:Angel of music you/I denied me/you!
Erik:Yah! And it better not happen again!
Christine:Angel of music my protector come to me strange angel
Erik:Angel of music do not shun me come to your strange angel (winks) This is the good part! You know where she looks like an idiot!
Erik:I am your angel of music
Christine:(dumb look)
Erik:Come to me angel of music
Christine:Erik, are the angel of music?
Erik:I am our angel of music come to me angel of music
Raoul:No wait! Christine!
Erik:(takes out bazooka and blows raoul's head off)
Raoul:Awesom! I beat level 11! (video game sounds in background)
Erik:hey fopo!
Raoul:Yes? (sees that it is erik)OMG! You are the Phantom of the Opera! Can I have your autograph?
Erik:I have something better!
Raoul:Really what?
Erik:(pulls out bazooka and blows raoul's head off) I WIN!
THAT'S ALL OF THIS CHAPTER! HOPE YOU LIKEDED IT! READ AND REIVEW!