Ultimate Smash Adventure
Anime fans rejoice! This chapter will have a pleasant surprise for you. You'll see why in a minute. Now, welcome to Keyhaul Key! Oh yeah, and someone pointed out something about Meta Knight being a villian, That clearly says that it's DARK Meta Knight, from the Kirby and the amazing mirror game. I didn't want to use King Dedede, and I knew too little about other Kirby villians.
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers or anything else that appears in this fic unless stated otherwise.
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Welcome to Keyhaul Key
On the shores of Keyhaul Key, a fairly large bob-omb was sitting at the beach. He wore a blue and white bandana, and an eyepatch. And instead of a wind-up key on his back, it was replaced by a bunch of bones in a circular pattern. "Aye, I wonder 'ow cap'n Mario doin' out there." He said. He then noticed six shooting stars that seemed to be flying in to the ocean. "Shottin' stars in the daytime?"
Meanwhile…
Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Yoshi, and DK were riding on their warp stars.
"Uwaaaa! How do you steer this thing?" Yelled Bowser.
"I don't-a know!" Yelled Mario.
"Eh, Mario?" Yelled Luigi.
"Yes?"
"Aren't-a we supposed to-a land on-a the island?" Luigi asked.
"Yes!"
"Then why are we plummeting in to the ocean?" Yelled Peach.
"MAMA-MIA!"
"YOSHI!"
"OOOOOOOOO!"
All this shouting was then followed by a huge…
SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!
A short ways away in the ocean…
A worn and beaten pirate ship that looked like it was brought back from the deep was sailing by. Near the mast, a bob-omb with a thick white mustache and an old sea admiral's hat was looking out at sea.
Suddenly, a giant floating skull wearing a pirate's hat was turned around and said, "Admiral Bobbery, there are some figures floating in the ocean, you might want to take a look."
"Aye, that I'll do." Bobbery picked up a telescope and looked out to see six stars floating in the water along with six characters. "Ahoy! One of them is ol' Mario. Full to starboard and get them onboard!"
Back with the smashers.
"How far away is it to the island?" Asked Bowser.
"Too far away to-a swim to." Said Mario.
"Yoshi!"
"A ship?" Asked Peach.
"AAAAHHH! It's a pirate-a ship! Play dead-a!" Shouted Luigi, who proceeded to do the dead-man's float.
"I've-a seen that-a ship before." Muttered Mario.
"Ahoy there Mario! Need a lift?" Shouted Bobbery.
"Mm-hm!" Said Mario nodding his head.
"Uh, is that one alright?" Asked Bobbery while looking at Luigi.
"Ooo oo." DK grabbed Luigi before climbing on board.
Meanwhile…
"Are you sure?" Asked Grodus. "They're here already?"
"Yes Grodus sir! Those stars that crashed in to the ocean were definitely warp stars." Said a random X-naut soldier. "Your orders?"
"Do nothing for now. We need to think of a plan to defeat them before we do anything." Said Grodus.
"And by that time, the smashers will surely find us and defeat us." Said K. Rool.
"Why did the Dark Lord send you here? I'm perfectly capable of handling this on my own." Said Grodus.
"Sure you can, just like that red plumber you handled so nicely." K. Rool said sarcastically.
"Big talk coming from a crocodile who couldn't handle a monkey." Said Grodus. The two of them were glaring at each other when a random Kremling underling came up to them.
"King K. Rool, there's an odd ship coming from the opposite side of the island. I think they're pirates."
"Let me see." K. Rool said as he pulled down a stethoscope from the ceiling. He looked through it and saw a medium sized ship with a goat carved in to the bow and the flag was a smiling skull and crossbones wearing a straw hat. "Odd flag." Grodus came up behind K. Rool and pushed a button on the side of the stethoscope and there was a flash. "Hey!"
"I just took a picture of the flag, my men will cross reference it to find out who these pirates are." Explained Grodus.
"That could take forever!" Complained K. Rool. "Meanwhile the smashers are…"
"Done!" Said an X-naut scientist. "They are known as the Straw-Hat Pirates, I couldn't find out much more, except that their captain is wanted for 100,000,000 berries! Which equals… 100,000,000 coins!"
"Just the captain?" Asked Grodus quite amazed at this. Grodus and K. Rool looked at each other, apparently thinking the same thing.
"I think you and I can agree on one thing Grodus." Said K. Rool. "If we capture these pirates, we'll be rich! The funding could bolster the Dark Lord's plans dramatically!"
"Right! Men!" Grodus shouted. A couple of both kremlings and X-nauts came in to the room. "Take two ships of one-hundred men each out to intercept that ship and capture the pirates onboard."
"Yes sir!" They responded.
"And if you find yourselves unable to do so, get more information on the pirates." Grodus added.
"Yes sir!" The group shouted before departing.
A few minutes later…
"Man, I'm hungry. I want some meat!" Said a tall skinny boy in a red vest and a straw hat.
"I told you Luffy, the pantry's empty." Said a suave looking man with blond hair, and he was sucking on a red lollipop. (Yes, I'm using the American version of One Piece.)
"Land Ho!" Shouted a guy whose most outstanding feature was a long nose.
A girl with orange hair and a tattoo on her left arm in the shape of an orange surrounded by a pinwheel was looking at her maps. "Hm… I think that island is deserted." She said.
Another older woman with black hair was thumbing through her books, "Seems so Nami, that island is said to be cursed by a pirate named Cortez." She said. (Robin hasn't heard the latest news about that island has she?)
"Uh… guys." Said the long-nosed guy.
"What Usopp?" Asked the suave man.
"There seem to be ships coming!" Usopp screamed in fear.
"He's right Sanji, look." Said Luffy. Everyone looked ahead and indeed, two ships were coming. One was covered in spikes and had a big X on its sails. And the other one was a crude metal ship with K. Rool's face on the sail.
"AAAHH! They're heading straight for us!" Yelled a short, reindeer looking fellow with a red top hat.
"Take it easy Chopper." Said a guy in a green sash with three swords at his belt.
"Something tells me we're in for a fight Zolo." Said Sanji.
The ships then got on either side of the Merry Goat and a Kremling shouted. "Surrender yourselves and your treasure now and you'll get to live."
"AAAAAAAHHH! Crocodiles!" Shouted Usopp and Chopper in unison before running in to the cabin.
"Eat this! Gum Gum blast!" Luffy then reared back and his arm stretched out and he punched the Kremling that threatened them.
"Did that kid's arm just stretch?" Asked one of the Kremlings. "Never mind! Attack!" Goons from each ship began to leap on to the Merry Goat.
Zolo drew two of his swords and dashed through a bunch of X-nauts. Then they fell over dead. A few surrounded Sanji, he then got on his hands and spun around with his legs stretched out. A large group of them got in front of Robin and were about to jump on her. "Ready to die?" One of them asked. Robin just smiled and a pair of hands suddenly appeared on each of the attacker's chests. "What the?" The hands then proceeded to strangle them all to death. Nami was just clobbering any attackers that got near her with her Clima Tact staff.
A huge group surrounded Luffy thinking they had the edge. Luffy then took a firm stance, twisted his torso around multiple times, stretched his arm out and grabbed a Kremling by the snout. "Gum Gum Pinwheel!" Luffy then spun around multiple times while still holding the Kremling, clearing out all the goons that surrounded him before tossing away the Kremling in to a large group at the edge of the ship, sending that group plummeting in to the sea.
"These guys are crazy! Let's get out of here!" The ships quickly sailed away. Leaving Luffy and crew to just sail for the island.
Rejoining the Smashers…
"So that's your story eh?" Said Bobbery.
"Mm-hm. Have-a you noticed anything suspicious?" Asked Mario.
"Nah, not really. Say isn't that turtle the one we clobbered in the shadow palace?" Asked Bobbery.
"Hey!" Shouted Bowser. "Hmph, it was a bad day, excuse me."
"Yeah right Bowser." Said Peach.
"Is that-a skull gone yet?" Asked Luigi, peeking out from behind the ship's mast. Suddenly, Cortez appeared behind Luigi and…
"BOO! AH HA HA HA HA!" Cortez shouted with a thunder sound effect.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Shouted Luigi.
"Uh, anyways." Continued Bobbery. "I can give you a lift to Keyhaul Key if ya like." He offered.
"Certainly." Said Peach.
"Yoshi?"
"Oo oo oo?"
"I doubt-a there's a lot to-a eat." Responded Mario.
Joining Grodus and K. Rool…
"Let me get this straight…" Said Grodus. "Two-hundred men, fell before five people."
"Uh, yeah that's about the size of it." Said an X-naut meekly.
Grodus then snapped his fingers and lightning struck the X-naut that told him this and the Kremling next to him. "Show us the video clip." Ordered Grodus to an X-naut. The X-naut proceeded to set up a projector.
"Popcorn?" Asked K. Rool.
"I don't eat." Said Grodus. The movie then showed the Kremlings and X-nauts getting their butts handed to them by the Straw-Hat Pirates. "How interesting…" Thought Grodus. He suddenly gets an idea. "Say K. Rool, what do you think would happen if the Smashers and these pirates had a misunderstanding?"
"Hmm…" K. Rool thought for a minute. "Ah, they would fight until they destroyed each other. We'll destroy the smashers and get the bounty on those pirates in one fell swoop."
"And I think I know how…" The two of them said evilly and simultaneously.
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Just how will these villains pit the smashers against the Straw-Hats? Will this evil plan succeed? And will both groups of heroes survive the upcoming trials? All this will be revealed in the next chapter.
Additional Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece, or the Paper Mario characters that appeared in this chapter.