NOTES! WHAT WILL ERIK SAY THIS TIME? DUN DUN DUNNNN!
Firmin:Mystery of the gala night, mystery of soprano's flight
Erik:Flight? She didn't fly away! Sure she was taken by an angel but she walked not flied!
Firmin:Mystifeid all the papers say we are mystefied we suspect fowl play
Erik:She went willingly! (ticked off throws knives at picture of firmin)
Firmin:bad news on soprano scen first carlotta now christine
Erik:But Carlotta's departure was a good thing and christine's is good for me! (evil grin)
Firmin:still atleast the seats get sold gossip's worth it's weight in gold
Erik:Which all of that gold will go to me and some to the 'Raped By A White Bubba' fund. The fund for the vistims that were raped by piangi, the great white bubba! Please donate!
Commercial:
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Firmin:what a way to run a business
Erik:No! I'm runnin the show here!
Firmim:spare these unending trials, half your cast disappears but the crowd still cheers
Erik:Actually only one thirtieth of your cast disappeared and she didn't really disappear, she simply took a break and spent the night at my place GIT-R-DUN!
Andre:Damnable, will they all walk out
Erik:If I have anything to say about it ,yes, they will
Andre:This is damnable
Firmin:Andre please don't shout
Erik:Are you gay?
Firmin:It's publicity and the take is vast free publicity
Erik:Answer my question! NOW!
Andre:But we have no cast
Erik:I hate these gayfers, guess I'll just have to send 'em another note
Firmin:Andre, babe, have you seen the que, Ah, it seems you've got one too
Erik:(smiling wickedly)I don't like leaving anyone out (laughs evily)
Andre:(strange face) Dear Andre what a charming gala
Erik:That's the truth!
Andre:Christine was, in a word, sublime
Erik:ALso true
Andre:We were hardly berreft when Carlotta left
Erik:(coughing) Big boobed slut (coughing)
Andre:On that note, the diva's a disaster must you cast her when she's seasons past her pime
Erik:I ain't lyin! Don't be hatin!
Fimrin:Dear Firmin just a brief reminder, my salary has not been paid, send a care of the the ghost by return of post. PTO! No one likes a debter so its better if my orders are obeyed.
Both:who would have the gall to send this
Erik:Me!
Both:Someone with a purile brain
Erik:Oh sure, make fun of the guy who wears a mask. Just because you two can't get a girl like Christine doesn't mean you have to aggrivate me bout it! Gosh!
Firmin:These are both signed O.G.
Erik:I don't use my real name! I just made that one up! Opera Ghost!
Andre;Who the hell is he?
Both:Opera Ghost!
Erik:That's me! I am the Opera Ghost Almighty! (IN SPANISH ACCENT) Fear me, if you dare! (pulls out sword and puts on a hat like Puss from Shrek 2 wears)
Firmin:Its nothing short of shocking
Andre:He is mocking our position
Firmin:In addition he wants money
Erik:The wolrd revolves around three things, Music, Beautiful women, and money! It's a neccesity!
Andre:What a funny apperrition
Firmin:To expect a large retainer
Both:Nothing plainer he is getting quite insane
Raoul:Where is she?
Fop Hunter:Sorry for the interruption but just a bit of information before we continue. Piangi, the Great White Bubba, has been sighted in this area. He may be dressed as an over weight woman or a black man. If you come in contact with it excercise the cautionary acts that follow this message.
1:Keep atleast 1000 yards between you and it.
2:Keep your hand at the level of your butt.
Cautionary acts for going out...
1:Wear many layers of clothing. Six or seven pairs of blue jeans.
2:Better yet, lock your dorrs, shut the windows, draw the curtains, turn out the lights, and stay indoors.
Fop Hunter:That is all for now! Good day!
Firmin:You mean Carlotta?
Raoul:I mean Miss Daae
Fop Hunter:I apologize for the interruption of this broadcast but I must pass along a bit more information. What you are about to read is graphic and disturbing and short sweet and to the point! That's all for now. Good day, again!
Just at this moment Piangi rushes out and places a bar of soap in front of Raoul. Raoul of course, not wanting to slip, bends over to pick it up and well...BOOTY RAPE!
Firmin:This is not for our eyes. (covers andre's eyes)
Andre:(covers firmin's eyes)
They both walk away very quickley!
Carlotta walks in.
Carlotta:Piangi! You sick freak! I always knew you were gay but I loved you too much to allow myself to be affected by it! (walks out , her face is green)
The rape continues and Erik is laughing his a$$ off!
That's all of this chappy! READ AND REVIEW!