Ultimate Smash Adventure
When we last left off, the Smashers just arrived at Keyhaul Key, Grodus and K. Rool attempted to collect the high bounties on the heads of the Straw-Hat Pirates and failed. But then Grodus and K. Rool came up with a dastardly plan. Will it succeed?
Disclaimer: I do not own The Super Smash Brothers, the Paper Mario Characters, or the One Piece characters.
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Set up!
Bobbery's ship finally landed on the shores of Keyhaul Key and everyone (except Cortez.) Walked towards the beach settlement. "Oy! Is that Cap'n Mario?" Asked the eye-patch wearing bob-omb from the last chapter.
"Pa-patch!" Said Mario. "How have-a things been?" He asked.
"Aye, fine, fine. Yerself." Pa-patch asked.
Bowser interrupted this. "We're here to clobber a few guys, you seen anything strange."
"Besides Flavio? Nah, not really." Said Pa-patch.
Mario explains to the other five who Flavio is. "Hm? Where's-a Yoshi and DK?" Asked Mario.
"Yoshi."
"Oo oo."
"No, we're short on food." Said the shop manager.
"Is there fresh water around here?" Asked Peach.
"Yeah, that way." Pa-patch motioned towards the jungle.
Peach walked off. She quickly found a small spring. And she began to scoop some water to drink. Suddenly, she felt a slight sting in her neck. "Ow." She pulled out a small dart and looked at it before she began to get drowsy. As hard as she tried to stay awake, she couldn't stop herself from falling asleep.
"Tranquilizers, gets them every time." Said a Kremling, who quickly grabbed Peach and left a note.
Meanwhile…
"Hey Nami. What side of the island are we on?" Asked Luffy.
"The North side." Nami said before burying herself in her maps.
"Sniff sniff I smell something odd." Said Chopper.
"Well let's find out what it is then." Suggested Sanji. Everyone walked off except for Nami, who was too busy looking at her map to pay attention.
"Hm? Well this is a first, I actually lost them." Muttered Nami. "Ow." She suddenly felt a prick in her neck and she fell asleep before she could pull the dart out.
"Let's grab her before those guys notice that someone is missing." Said an X-naut.
A few minutes later at the villains hidden lair…
"Mmmm," Peach started to stir. "Where am I? Oh! And who are you?" Asked Peach while looking at Nami.
"My name's Nami, as for where we are… beats me." She said.
"Allow me to answer that question." Grodus then walked in.
"Grodus!" Yelled Peach with surprise. "But I thought…"
"No, I'm quite alive and well." Said Grodus.
K. Rool then walked in. "Surely you've heard of me?" He said.
"Ummmm…" Both Peach and Nami thought for a long time about this before they both shook their heads.
"Oh well, I'm going to treat you two to something special anyways." Said K. Rool.
"Just let us go! When Luffy realizes that I've been kidnapped you'll be in for it." Nami said.
"The same with Mario." Said Peach.
"We're hoping your heroes will notice you're missing." Said Grodus.
"Too bad they won't know who kidnapped the two of you!" Said K. Rool menacingly. He then grabs a remote and pushes a button to show two TV screens showing the Smasher and the Pirates looking at strange notes.
Rejoining the Smashers.
"Hm, where'd-a Peach go?" Asked Mario.
"OOOO!"
"Yoshi."
"Let-a me read it." Said Luigi. "If-a you want to-a see your-a friend again-a. You'll-a have to-a fight us near the western jungle."
"WHAAAAT!" Shouted Bowser. "No one kidnaps Peach except for me!" Bowser then storms off towards the Western Jungle.
Rejoining the Straw-Hat Pirates…
"This is where we last saw Nami." Said Zolo.
"Hey! Look at this!" Shouted Usopp. "You'll never see your friend again, unless you fight us at the western jungle."
Luffy's face began to show fierce determination and anger as he punched a boulder, breaking it in to a million pieces. "Let's GOOO!" Shouted Luffy.
Back at the villain's lair…
"Unbelievable, I should have known Luffy would be so gullible." Said Nami.
"So wait?" Said Peach, "If they're both heading to the western side of the jungle, and they don't know who kidnapped us. OH!" Peach realized the villain's evil plot. "They're going to make them fight each other."
"Just shut up and watch the show." Said K. Rool.
Both groups were making their way to the West Side of the jungle. "There they are!" Shouted Sanji pointing to Mario and CO.
"Yoshi!"
"I-a see them!" Said Mario.
The groups stared at each other for a minute. Usopp broke the silence. "I don't know guys, that spiky turtle over there looks mean."
"That guy has three swords." Said Luigi meekly.
"Hey! Losers!" Bowser shouted. "No one is allowed to kidnap Peach unless I say so!"
"Just give us back Nami already!" Shouted Luffy.
"Big talk coming from such a skinny runt." Said Bowser.
"Gum Gum Double Barrel!" Luffy stretched both his arms back as far as they could go…
"Oo?"
Mario then realizes what's coming. "Move now!" Everyone jumps out of the way of a double whammy just in time.
"Bring it sword boy!" Shouted Bowser.
"Bringing it!" Zolo shouted drawing two of his swords.
"Here I come!" Shouted Luffy heading over toward Luffy and DK.
"Grrrrrr…" Yoshi growled at Usopp and Chopper.
"You're mine green man!" Shouted Sanji.
"AAAAAHHHH! Stay away!" Luigi shouted back.
Robin just watched these events.
Elsewhere…
"Things are about to get interesting." Said Grodus.
"Uh-oh…" Peach and Nami said in Unison.
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I know Nami is not the kind to get kidnapped, I just needed some excuse for the Smashers and the Straw Hats to fight. Will Nami and Peach escape? Who will win the battle? And will the winners lose all? Has this evil plot even worked? Find out either tomorrow or the day after.