TIME FOR DOWN ONCE MORE! HA THAT RHYMED! OKAY! I/M MESSED UP IN THE HEAD! ONWARD WITH THE RETARDED STORY THAT IS MINE!
Erik:down once more to the dungeons of my black despair
Christine:(strange face while being dragged)
Erik:down we plunge to the prisons of my mind
Christine:(grabs hold of corner and breaks a nail)Ouch! Dang it Erik you made me break a nail
Erik:(rolls eyes and continues)down that path into darkness deep as hell
Christine:(gasps)Ummmuhhuummmm! I heard a wordie dirty! Madane Giry's gonna get you for that, mister
Erik:Christine!
Christine:Yes?
Erik:Why are you a brunette?
Christine:Because I was born like this
Erik:No I mean you should be a blonde
Christine:why should i be a blonde?
Erik:Cause you're stupid
Christine:That hurt, Erik! You hurt my feelings
Erik:Like I give a..
Christine:No swearing Erik! (shakes finger at him)
Erik:Shut up and let me continue with my song
Christine:Not until you apologize for cussing me out
Erik:I didn;t cuss you out
Christine:Yes you did! You said the "h" word
Erik:Hell?
Christine:Erik stop cursing me out
Erik:That wasn't cussing you out! If I were cussin you out it would sound like this: (takes deep breath) You slut bag whore why don't you go rip some other mother (bleep)ers mask off! Oh, since you've got that mask in your hand why don't you shove it up your (bleep) You're such a god (bleep) (bleep) why don't you go (bleep) yourself you gay, fop humping (bleep) go screw your queer boyfriend raoul the dumb a$$
Christine:(dumb look)
Erik:See, that's what it would sound like if i cussed you out and now..on with my song, why you asked was i bound and chained in this cold and dismal place
Christine:I never asked that
Erik:I know you didn't but it's in the script so i gotta say it
Christine:Well...i don't like you sayin that i said stuff that i didn't say
Erik:Go talk to joel and webber
Christine:Joel! Mr Webber!
Joel:(whispers from director's chair to webber)I think we betta leave
Webber:Good idea
They both run away into the men's locker room
Erik:Well. I wonder what will happen in there!
screaming noises in bathroom
Erik:I don't wanna know, not for any mortal...(notices christine ain't there) chrissy! get your j. lo booty back over here so we can finish this take
Christine:Ssssh! I wanna find out whats going on in the men's locker room with joel and mr webber (opens door and walks in)
Erik:That girl will never be right again!
Christine:(walks out eyes twitching)
Erik:What d;ya see
Christine:(looks at erik and screams)
Erik:(wiping spit off of face)Oookkkaaaayyyy! Back to the song
Christine:It was awfuk! joel was...
Erik:(covers her mouth)We don't want to know and if we do we'll go watch the tape from the camera in the locker room. Back to my song, again. Not for any mortal sin but the wickedness of my abahrent face
Christine:What's that mean!
Erik:hounded out by everyone met with hatred everywhere no kind words from anyone no compassion anywhere christine, why? why!
Christine(normal dumb look)
Madame Giry:Your hand at the level of you eye
Raoul:(staring off into distance like a retard, which he is)
Madame:Your hand at the level of your eye moron (grabs raoul's arm and pulls it up for him)
Raoul:Ouch! Your grip is damaging my perfect skin you stupid old lady
Madame:(punches raoul down into trap door where he plummits into the water)
Christine:have you gorged yourself atlast in your lust for blood
Erik:(mocking her, stares at her like an idiot)
Christine:am i now to be preyed to your lust for flesh
Erik:This face which condemns me to wallow in blood has also denied me the joys of the flesh
Christine:What's that supposed to mean?
Erik:It means I'm bout to hit the "Forty Year Old Virgin" mark
Christine:Oh. (continues staring like her notmal self)
Erik:This face which earned a mother's fear and loathing a mask my first unfeeling scrap of clothing
Christine:That's so sad erik! I didn't know
Erik:Pity comes too late turn around and face your fate an eternity of this before your eyes you (bleep)
Christine:this haunted face holds no horror for me it's in your soul that the true distortion lies
Pissed Phan Girl in audience:You lil whore! you just told him he's ugly either way! man you are so insensative! (stands up and turns out to La Carlotta Guidicelli from I mean, your supposed to say that he's beautiful on the inside not ugly inside and out! I for one think he's the best lookin guy around ain't that right phan girls from Hunter:Dang straight!
Phan girls:Erik erik erik erik erik erik erik erik!
Erik:You guys are awesome! (comes out and hugs and kisses them all)
Phan girls:(swoon and faint)
Raoul walks in and his stench wakes them up from their happy dreams.
Phans:Oh no! Not that thing again!
Erik:Wait I think my dear we have a guest, sir
Chritsine:Raoul?
Erik:I had rather hoped that you would come and now my wiush comes true you have truely made my night
Christine:let me go
Raoul:what was the line again? (looks at palm for notes but finds that they have been washed away after his dip in the lake) help!
La Carlotta from the love of god. (clears throat and in raouls voice) free her do what you like only free her have you no pity
Erik:Your lover makes a passionate plea. wait that's chik! this is so messed up. WRITER?
WRITER:Yah what's up
Erik:Are you smokin dope
WRITER:No i 'm just naturally sick and retarded
Erik:Okay
Christine:please raoul or is it la carlotta, whatever! please one of your two it's useless
LA carlotta:I love her does that mean nothing i lover her, show some compassion
Erik:The world showed no compassion to me
Phan girls:we know! what has the world and nonphans got against you (cry hopelessly)
La Carlotta:christine christine let the fop see her
Erik:Be my guest fop
Raoul walks in
Erik:monsieur i bid you welcome did you think that i would harm her why would i make her pay for the sins which are yours (throws lasso around raoul's neck and strings him up) order your fine horses now raise up your hand to the level of your eyes nothing can save you now except perhaps christine, start a new life with me buy his freedom with your love refuse me and you send your lover to his death this is the choice this is the point of no return!
Phans:How does he get that low! Rock on!
Chritsine:The tears I might have shed for your dark fate, grow cold and turn to tears of hate
Phans: your a (bleep) christine
Erik:Amen!
Fop Hunter:Let's just skip to the part that makes me happy!
Christine:Pitiful creature of darkness what kind of life have you known god give me courage to hsow you you are not alone (eri kand christine kiss)
Meanwhile during their record breaking smooch:
Phans:hey raoul! We gotta a lil present for ya
Raoul:really i love presents
Phans:Yah! meet erik's mnagical lasso (throws lasso around raoul's neck and kills him)
The end appears on the screen while erik and christien are still lip locked!
and now the next week:
Erik:I do
Chritsine:I do!
Raouls ghost"I object
Dude:when there's somethin strange in the neighborhood ,who ya gonna call, GHOSTBUSTERS! when there's something weird and it don't look good! who ya gonna call! GHOSTBUSTERS!
Ghostbusters come in and capture raoul's ghost and take him away to be put in a "special" bow with the other queer ghost such a Michael Jackson's ghost!
Phans:(throwing rice)Thank you God!
nine months later:
Nurse:Push madame
screen goes blank
Fop Hunter:That's a story for antoher time! Please R&R! or else die! mwahahahahahahahahaha! hope ya enjoyed!
And just cause I'm desperate! Anybody wanna beta for my other story! I thnk my original beta has too much to do to beta! Notify me if yo uare interseted