Ultimate Smash Adventure
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Battle for Keyhaul Key part 1
The smashers and the straw hat pirates rushed towards the settlement and when the arrived, they saw cannon holes on the sand, burnt tents, and the spiky X-naut ship in the water that attacked the Straw Hats earlier.
"Fire! Fire!" Came the voice of Lord Crump.
"Hey!" Shouted Luffy. "Over here!"
"You asked for it! Fire!" The ship fired a cannonball straight at Luffy.
"Gum Gum Balloon!" Luffy inflated like a balloon and the cannonball bounced straight back at the ship.
"What the?" The ship took a broadside. "Grrr… abandon ship!" Shouted Crump. The X-nauts hoped in to lifeboats and rowed to shore. Suddenly oranges came from the bushes.
"Oranges?" Asked Bowser.
"OOOOO!" Everyone moved at this and barely avoided the explosion from the oranges.
"Mama-mia! So those are the orange-grenades." Said Mario. "Oh no! Where is-a everybody?"
"I think they got separated in the explosion." Said Bobbery.
"Well, at least we're still on the beach." Said Sanji.
"Uhhh guys?" Said Luigi.
"Not now!" Said Zolo. "We need to find everyone else."
"For once, I agree with sword boy." Said Sanji.
"Guys." Said Luigi.
"Not-a now Luigi. We still-a need to-a find Grodus and-a K. Rool." Said Mario.
"GUYS!" Shouted Luigi.
"WHAT?" Everyone shouted.
"Behind you…" Luigi said meekly. Everyone looked behind them to see Lord Crump and a whole army of X-nauts poised to attack.
"Why didn't you say so?" Asked Bobbery.
"I was-a trying." Said Luigi.
"Buh, buh, buh huh huh huh huh!" Laughed Crump. "Now you will meet your doom!"
"Not likely." Said Zolo drawing all three of his swords.
"X-nauts! ATTACK!" Shouted Crump.
"Leave-a Crump to me." Said Mario, jumping after Crump.
"As long as we get a few of these chumps." Said Sanji.
"Oni Guri!" Zolo dashed through a large number of X-nauts, killing them. Sanji launched in to a few kicking combos.
"Leg'o Whammo Supreme." Sanji landed a powerful gut kick on an X-naut, sending him flying in to a large group of X-nauts. Bobbery made a huge explosion, clearing out all the X-nauts surrounding him. Luigi actually had a spine in this fight and began fighting X-nauts in large groups.
"So, you and me huh?" Said Crump.
"Mm-hm. Let's-a go!" Said Mario. Mario and Crump charged at each other and traded punches with each other. Mario then performed a sweeping kick and a back flip kick and a ground pound.
"Ouch! Grr… fine X-nauts! Assemble! Huh? Where is everyone?" Crump noticed that no one had assembled.
"Oh, we took care of them for you." Said Zolo.
"Grrr… Fine!" Crump pulled out a remote and pushed a large button on it. "Magnus Von Grapple 3.0!" Suddenly, a glass dome appeared and then a large rectangular, yellow body with a red X across it's body and a black three in the center. A pair of arms and legs appeared and the fists and feet were also rectangular. "Buh huh huh huh huh! Face my power!"
"AAAAAHHH!" Luigi went to hide while everyone stood his ground.
"This is getting interesting." Said Zolo.
"Aye!" Agreed Bobbery.
The Magnus threw a punch and Sanji intercepted with a kick that stopped the punch cold. "Sheesh, this guy's got some legs." Muttered Crump. "Magnus Rocket punch!" The fist suddenly flew forward and caught Sanji off guard. Knocking him in to the sand. The Magnus' second fist flew out.
"No drills like-a the last model?" Asked Mario.
"Oh even better!" Said Crump. Suddenly buzz saws appeared from the fists and began spinning rapidly while the fists kept flying around wildly.
"Whoa!" Said Zolo dodging another blow. "Sheesh."
"YAAAAAHHH!"
"Huh?" Crump noticed Luigi jumping out from the bushes and jumping on one of the fists and totaling it with a drill kick. "What the?" Then Mario did the same thing with the other fist. "This isn't good."
"Let's-a go Luigi!" Said Mario.
"Ookie-dokey!" Said Luigi. The bros. Hopped up to the dome of the Magnus and began to charge their hands. Mario his firebrand, And Luigi his thunderhand. Then they smashed the glass dome with their hand powers.
"Wah!" Shouted Crump. Suddenly, Bobbery's biggest explosion yet rocked the Magnus and nearly totaled it.
"Santoryu! Three-Thousand Worlds!" Zolo then charged the grapple and cut it in to several pieces.
"Prime Cut Kick Surprise!" Shouted Sanji and he kicked Crump hard in the chest.
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Crump was then sent flying so far in to the sky he only appeared to be a star.
"Whew. Nice-a job everybody." Said Mario.
"You know, you're not so bad green guy." Said Sanji.
"Thank you very much." Said Luigi.
"Doesn't get too much tougher than that." Said Zolo.
"I wonder how the others are farin'." Said Bobbery.
"Mama-mia! I-a nearly forgot-a." Said Mario. "We need to-a go look-a for them."
Everyone then turned around to head in to the jungle.
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Next, we'll check up on the others on the island, and see exactly whom the Dark Lord sent as reinforcements. Until then, Review!