A/N: This is a one shot OMG! I don't write one shots! If you want me to write another chapter or sequel you guys need to let me know. Enjoy. By the way the last Lost episode was Jackrific!
Once upon a time there was a dude named Desmond and he found a dragon after throwing a toaster at a tree…he later discovered it could dance…
Desmond walked up to Hurley
Desmond: Hey brother check out my dancing dragon!
Hurley: I can't dude
Sniff sniff sniff
Desmond: Why not?
Hurley: Cuz I'm having a serious problems
Desmond: What?
Hurley: I can't figure out the directions on this shampoo bottle and I don't have a phone to call the 1-800 number on the back. What am I supposed to do! I don't know how to wash my hair!
Sobbing out of control!
Desmond: I'm terrible sorry Hurley! Come on dragon lets go find someone else to show off your incredible dancing skills!
They then heard some commotion behind some trees
Desmond and his Dancing Dragon walk over to find Locke, Boone and Sayid staring at a vending machine.
Desmond: Hey guys check out my pet dragon!
They didn't hear him
Sayid: Maybe if we hug it, it will give us something!
Locke: That's a good Idea
Sayid: Thanks John
Locke: Boone go hug it
Boone: Why me?
Locke: Cuz your loving
Boone: Grawl
Boone hugged the vending machine
Boone: There you happy it didn't work
Desmond: Hey guys!
Sayid: What? Oh hi Desmond!
Desmond: You guys want to see my dragon dance?
Boone: We can't we don't have money and we want some Doritos out of this vending machine
Desmond: Did you try telling it that it looks hot
Locke: Yes three times already
Desmond: Oh well sorry guys…do you know where Jack is?
Sayid: He's at the caves
Desmond: See ya later
Locke: Try kicking it Boone…
Desmond and his Dragon he now calls Skeeter skipped over to the caves
Jack:
Load
up on guns
Bring your friends
Its fun to lose
And to
pretend
Shes overboard
Myself assured
I know I know
A
dirty word
Hello (x 16)
Charlie: Go Jack Go! Yeah!
Desmond: What's going on?
Charlie: Jacks acting like Nirvana!
Jack:
With
the lights out its less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain
us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain
us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea
Desmond: Wow I can't understand him!
Charlie: Right! He's acting like Nirvana!
Desmond: Well do you want to see my dragon dance?
Charlie: Not now brother Jack's a bloody rock god like me!
Desmond: Ok maybe later where's Kate?
Charlie: She's at the beach
Desmond and his Dancing Dragon flew to the beach
Kate: Ok girls now breathe
Desmond: What's going on here?
Claire: Kate is teaching us Yoga!
Sun: Oh hi Desmond what to join us?
Desmond: It looks painful…I mean look at you. Your legs are over your head and you're walking on you hands while blowing a kazoo.
Sun: Oh well I can't feel it.
Desmond: Well do you want to see my dragon break dance
Sun: Once my class is finish I will
Desmond: Ok…we're sawyer?
Sun: In a tree house
Desmond: Ok see ya later!
Desmond and his dragon slithered to the tree house
Sawyer: Ok remember to put the fettuccini in the taco not in the pork then mix the grapes with the ketchup and poor it into the muffin pan.
Desmond: Whatcha doing Sawyer?
Sawyer:…hosting a cooking show what does it look like I'm doing?
Desmond: Uhhh…I guess your cooking…
Desmond: You want to see my dragon do the robot?
Sawyer: No that's not cooking…bug me later…
Desmond: Ok then…where's Mr. Eko?
Sawyer: Floating on the ocean over there…
Desmond: Ok bye Sawyer!
Sawyer: Now let's put the corn in with the hot sauce and mix it in with the cheese this will be the icing for the cookies!
Desmond and his dragon walk on water over to Mr. Eko
Desmond: Hi Eko!
Eko: Don't bug me man. I'm doing heart surgery on Jin…Crap I just cut his aorta…oh well what did you want?
Desmond: What to see my dragon dance?
Eko: Umm not now I got patients waiting Libby is next I'm doing brain surgery on her…
Desmond: Ok then…good luck with that
Desmond and his dragon pogo sticked there way pack to land.
There they found Vincent
Desmond: Hi Vincent!
Vincent: Bark
Desmond: Whatcha doing?
Vincent: Woof
Desmond: Building an airport…that's cool. What to se my dragon dance?
Vincent: Bark
Desmond: Sorry didn't know you were allergic to Dragons See you later.
Vincent: Woof
Desmond: Boy dragon who wants to see you dance.
Voice: I want to see him dance!
Desmond: Ok…Donald Trump?
Donald Trump: Yeah I fired myself by accident…
Desmond: How'd you do that?
Donald Trump: Ate too much of Sawyer food…I guess…
Desmond: Ok dragon dance like there is no tomorrow
Suddenly Donald Trump died…
Desmond: Damn he didn't see my dragon dance! Boy this just isn't my day is it…
Dragon: We could go to Congo?
Desmond: Thanks a great idea!
Desmond and his Dragon borrowed Captains Kirk teleporter and teleported themselves to Congo.
They then got suck on a ferrous wheel. There they danced in till aliens abducted them and they became the super star entertainers of Pluto. They got rich and then moved to Austria were they bought a sandwich. They lived happily ever after.
Meanwhile…
Hurley: I still can't wash my hair!!!!!!
The End
A/N: I tried calling the number on the shampoo bottle before I posted this but the line said that it was not open in till Monday at 8:00 am Eastern Time…shoot!