Ch.2 Big things come in small packages (im also extremely sorry for not updating sooner!)

May awoke dazed for a moment before smelling something beautiful,intoxicating an aroma that was just irresistable which could only mean one thing...brock was cooking. She pushed herself up and blindly lunged towards the smell and cupping a bowl and licking its contents ferverently. realizing something wrong she opened her eyes and was absolutley terrified at what she saw the "bowl" was kris's head and the "contents" was his face and mouth stopping herself from currently licking his lower lip and fainted on the spot. Everyone looked up from there noodles and looked at them,(A/N let me list there looks where you can much more easily

see it in your minds.)

Brock:a look of pure envy

ash:curious and questioning

max:pure disgust

espeon and delcatty:eager to play match maker

everyone else's pokemon:much less eager

He-he...ummm it wasn't my fault?, kris said rather idiotic then edged away while they ate there meals but putting may in his sleeping bag before disappearing. After deciding he was a safe distance away he reached into a belt pocket(yes he wears more then one) and pulled out a master ball and flung it into the air. In burst of light a magnificent bird gracefully assaulted the ground happy to be free of its confinds, it was the legendary bird Ho-Ho,it loooked at kris and conversed with him in thought-speak( just pretend legendaries can do that). Then kneeling down while kris climbed aboard the glowing,red,warm feathers and ho-ho took off in a slow relaxing flight taking off towards one of the most relaxing cities on the planet

ceruelian city,

The legendary bird landed with a soft thud and woke it's trainer, kris look up groggily and waited for his eyes to focus and when he could think straight he called back ho-ho and wandered through the streets looking for his destination. And eventually finding it, "boy oh boy do i have a surprise for ash" he thought eagerly as he walked the the doors of the ceruelian gym. But only to be greeted by a severly pissed gyarados, eh..eh..hello? the gyarados began the fatal sighns of a hyper-beam. Kris sent out a pichu then out of the blue misty pops up from the shadows to hug the adorable pichu. But realizes the gyarados and jumps back,PICHU, THUNDER ,NOW!!!. Kris yelled and suddenly the entire gym was filled with a deafening roar as the electricty ripped through concrete and well...pretty much everything else.

when the noise died down the gym was torn to pieces and the gyrados was in the still electrical water twitching from time to time. Oops... i can pay for that kris said reaching for his wallet but feeling nothing he stared stupidly at misty and just groaned loudly.

(meanwhile at the poke-mart)

the strangest sight was occuring, i mean how many time to see a sceptile with a far-overly-stuffed-to-the-brink wallet going to a counter,buying food and stuffing its face and when the clerk looked at the I.D. Kris huh..well i fell sorry for em' for losing all this money...oh well it's great for buisness

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sorry for it being so short in such long time i truly am but i never seem to have any time on my hands please R&R

and remember i really, truly am SORRY!!!