Ultimate Smash Adventure

When we last left Ganondorf, Marth, and Logan. Ganondorf and Logan finally stopped fighting each other only to be met with the Rhino and the Beetle. Can they win against this behemoth and cunning agent?

Disclaimer: I do not own the Super Smash Brothers or Marvel comics.

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Chinatown's dismay

Our three heroes didn't waste anytime talking; they immediately jumped at the two villains staring at them.

"Take this!" Marth lunged at the beetle and grabbed his neck area, the beetle tried to shake him off by flying around, eventually the two of them flew away from the general area.

"I shall granulate your piteous corpuses in to detritus." The Rhino bellowed.

"Sheesh, I'm already tire of trying to figure out what he's trying to say." Ganondorf said, he then lunged at the Rhino and landed a kick on the chest area. The kick was strong enough to make the Rhino lose his balance a little bit, but no signs of damage were visible. Logan followed up with a drill motion with his claws on the same area, doing nothing.

"This guy can sure take a hit." Said Logan. The Rhino then backhanded Ganondorf in to a nearby building, making a large hole in it. He then did a Rhino charge at Logan, who couldn't get out of the way fast enough and got slammed in to a building. And that very building collapsed.

"Wizard's Foot!" Ganondorf leaped in to the air and he then came crashing down on the Rhino's back with his foot ablaze with purple flames. This slightly dented the back of the Rhino, but overall, he was still quite able to go strong. The Rhino fell backwards with Ganondorf still on his back. Quite effectively crushing him. "Ow, I'm going to feel that in the morning.

Meanwhile…

Marth was still holding on to the beetle while they flew through the air. They finally landed at a building under construction in Chinatown. There was only four floors they had the flooring complete, but metal crossbeams were all around.

"Augh, this leather is to restraining." Marth complained. He ripped off the leather clothing, revealing his traditional garment. "That's better." Said Marth.

The beetle flew up to the floor Marth was standing on and opened fired with lasers. Marth dodged a few of the lasers and managed to block the remaining lasers with his Falchion. Marth jumped from crossbeam to crossbeam upward. When he finally caught up with the beetle. He swung his sword at the beetle. Missing him unfortunately. The beetle then fired with two homing missiles. Marth managed to lose one of them in the crossbeams, however while evading the second one, the Beetle headed him off and fired a laser. Marth blocked it with the Falchion, but the missile exploded in close vicinity to him, sending him flying in to a crossbeam.

"Ow, can't say that didn't hurt." Said Marth.

"You don't stand a chance with just a sword. Give up." Said the Beetle, as lasers extended from his suit's wrists, forming laser swords on his wrists. The Beetle charged at full speed at Marth. Marth waited and when the Beetle got close enough he took a counter stance, sending the beetle flying down to the next floor.

"Seems you underestimated my sword skills." Said Marth, who jumped down, ready to plunge his sword in to the Beetle, unfortunately the Beetle moved out of the way in time to avoid it.

Back with the Rhino scenario…

Ganondorf was having a hard time with the Rhino. Getting close to the Rhino was suicide, and he barely got out of the way in time to avoid the Rhino's charges.

"Capitulate immediately debilitated belligerent." The Rhino said.

"Oh just stop talking." Came Logan's voice. The Rhino turned around to see Logan charging at him with his claw's drawn. The Rhino also charged at high speeds toward Logan. At the last possible second, Logan ducked to the side. The Rhino got his horn stuck in a building nearby. Logan then jumped on his back and bashed his claws against the Rhino's back.

He jumped off when the Rhino fell backward. At that instance, Ganondorf delivered another wizard's foot to his chest. This dented the chest some more. Ganondorf then continued to land several flaming punches to the Rhino's chest.

"Surcease your otiose assailment immediately!" The Rhino finally got up and grabbed Ganondorf and threw on to the pavement. He then raised his foot over Ganondorf, ready to crush him.

Back with Marth…

The beetle continued to play it safe and keep his distance from Marth. Marth was trying to get close but the beetle would always fly away and fire at him with some kind of weapon.

"I can't go on the offensive as long as this guy keeps his distance from me like this." Thought Marth. "Wait, he can't keep his distance from me if…" Marth suddenly stopped following the beetle and ran toward an area of the building where the most crossbeams were.

"You can't hide from me." Said the beetle. He flew in after Marth, but when he got there, Marth was nowhere to be found. "What?" The beetle started to look for Marth. Suddenly he was struck in the back by Marth's Falchion. The jetpack on his back was had it's circuitry cut and he spiraled in to a crossbeam.

"If you can't fly, you can't avoid me." Said Marth.

"Fine then." The beetle extended his laser swords and jumped at Marth. His Falchion clashed with the laser swords and they began to fight while keeping their balance on the crossbeams. "How can your sword still be intact after coming in contact with so many lasers?" The beetle asked.

"This isn't your average blade." Said Marth, who took another swipe with his Falchion. The Beetle blocked it and took a thrust with his free hand. Marth dodged it and made an upward slash at the Beetle who jumped backward to avoid it. The beetle then jumped forward with his and did a cross slash with his laser swords, only to have it countered by Marth.

Rejoining the almost entirely destroyed block of Chinatown…

The Rhino's left foot loomed over Ganondorf bleeding and bruised body. Suddenly Logan ran up and jammed one of his claws in to a soft spot in the Rhino's right knee joint. The Rhino fell backwards once again. He turned over and Ganondorf managed to get up, and land, you guessed it, another wizard's foot to his back. Ganondorf then charged up his fist. "WARLOCK PUNCH!" Ganondorf brought his warlock punch through the Rhino's armor with more ferocity than normal. This effectively destroyed all the main circuitry of the Rhino suit.

"Emergency protocol initiated." Said the Rhino. The head then fell off and a really small bald man with glasses crawled out. And in a really nerdy voice groveled before the two of them. "Please absolve from vitiating my corpus!"

"I don't know what he said, but I ought to kill him right now." Said Logan.

"I should as well, but I think we can just leave him for the law around here." Said Ganondorf.

"If that's the case, we should get out of here." Said Logan.

"Fine, I need to find Marth anyways." Said Ganondorf. So they tied the little man to a street pole and left him.

Meanwhile…

Marth and the Beetle were still having their swordfight. Considering that Marth doesn't have as much walking space, he was having a little bit more trouble getting close enough for a blow.

"Goodbye." The Beetle said. He suddenly fired a laser stream at the crossbeam they were standing on. The beetle then used booster he had in his boots to jump off the beam. Marth however fell with the crossbeam. "Too easy." Said the Beetle.

"SHEILD BREAKER!" Came Marth's voice. The Beetle looked down to see Marth still alive and he had fully charged his sword and he cut through the support beam that was supporting the beam the beetle was standing on, and several more above and below him.

"What?" The Beetle shouted in surprise as the beam he was standing on began to collapse along with several more beams that fell on top of him.

"I have to move it." Marth said as he made a mad dash toward the side of the building. He jumped off the side of the building just in time to avoid being buried in rubble.

People stared at the strangely dressed man who just jumped off the side of an under-construction building that was collapsing. "Marth!" Came Ganondorf's voice. "Let's go!"

Marth suddenly heard numerous police sirens. "Right behind you!" He shouted. He ran full speed behind a building. "Say, where'd Logan go?"

"He bailed out somewhere else, not like we need him." Said Ganondorf.

"Nice job, could you two have made a bigger mess?" Came a familiar voice.

"Samus?" Asked Marth. And indeed Samus and Kirby came out of the shadows.

"We didn't really make that big a mess did we?" Asked Ganondorf.

"There were seven collapsed buildings and several more with extensive damage, plus the area under construction Marth ran out of." Samus said quite bluntly.

"Well hey, it's not like it's entirely our fault." Said Marth.

"You can explain while you two help me chase down someone." Said Samus.

"Pyo."

"Who?" Ganondorf and Marth asked simultaneously.

"Ha ha ha ha!" Suddenly the two narrowly dodged a fireball. They looked up to see the Green Goblin laughing before he leaped off.

"Him." Said Samus. The four of them then gave chase.

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Well, that was certainly an interesting duo of fights wasn't it? Next chapter is Falco and Spiderman vs. Venom. See you then.