The day I own SVU and Will and Grace is the day Elisabeth (or I like to call her Elisabitch) Hasselbeck gets respect and stops blowing certain things out of proportion and stop's being a nobody and people actually care about her and her idiotic opinions!!! So that'll be, oh never!

A/N: B.G. owns the song "Fuck These Hoez"

8:00 PM, Dontay's bar and restaurant

"So then in my sophomore year of High school, I said to myself, hey I am one god looking dude. You should model" Olivia's date Adam told her taking another drink out of his beer. Olivia just nodded and sighed.

"God please, please let this date end soon!" she thought to herself with annoyance. For the past half hour, all Olivia had gotten in was a hello then Adam had done nothing but talk none stop about his carrier. And he said he was taking her someplace romantic on the phone, so she had gotten all dressed up, and he ended up taking her to some cheap bar and grill.

"So Alivia"

"It's Olivia, but close" she said with holding an eye roll.

"Right my bad, so Olivia, tell me about your job."

"Well I'm a detec-"

"Oh wow, you know what I just thought of?" he said interrupting her how terrific my hair would look if I had fluffed it, instead of spiked it. What do you think?"

"I think that would of been, great" she answered a little sadly. All she could picture was that instead of being here she could of been with Elliot, more then likely kicking back and having fun.

"No! you broke up, you have to move on" she told herself firmly.

"Can I get you anything else honey?" a very busty blond waitress said coming over to them.

"Well I know a few things you could do for me" Adam said slyly. Olivia just gave him a look that said 'unbelievable.'

"Um you know what? maybe I should get going" Olivia said standing up.

"Liv, baby, sweetie pie come on, the night's young, don't go" he said with a goofy smile.

"Yeah and so is my foot that's about to cram up your ass if you ever call me baby again" she thought to herself little angrily sitting back down.

"So anyway, what is it that you do for a living? I mean you haven't really said anything tonight." Olivia strongly resisted the urge to smack him and gave him a half smile.

"I'm a SVU detective"

"whoa, thats kind of creepy. So" he said leaning in "do you like to use the handcuffs a lot?"

"I don't mean to sound like a stuck up prude, but don't you think thats just a little bit inappropriate?"

"baby I am willing to get appropriate with you now" he said slyly. Olivia gave him a slight glare, she had only known him for not even three days and he was all ready talking about having sex with her.

"Elliot didn't ask at all, he let me decided when we had sex, and he said it was fine to wait" she thought to herself sadly, her mind drifting to Elliot, but she had to force herself to bring it back.

"So Alivia I-"

"It's Olivia, with an o, get it right" she said a little bit upset.

"Well sorry" he said rolling his eyes "You wanna get out of here? this place is kind of boring."

"Um give me just one second okay?" Olivia said getting up and walking to the bathroom and getting out her cellphone and dialing a familiar number but instead of ringing she simply got a message by a cold robotic voice

"this number has been disconnected, please try again later"." Olivia sighed then dialed his cell phone.

"Stabler" Elliot said, trying not to sound depressed. After the court house he had went over to Kathy's house and decided to stay there until he got his own house.

"Elliot I need your help"

"whats wrong?" he asked nervously.

"You need to call my cell phone in like a minute. I don't think I can stand one more second with Adam, can you please help me out?" Elliot looked at the phone in confusion

"I thought this was your dream guy?" he said a little coldly.

"Your my dream guy Elliot, you always have been" she thought to herself but what she said was

"I was wrong, can you please help me out El?" she asked almost pleadingly.

"Why should I help someone out who just broke up with me?" he asked meanly. Olivia closed her eyes in despair

"I'm sorry, but this guy is seriously the most annoying guy I've ever dated. I got in five words, he instantly started talking about having sex the second he picked me up, plus he said my dress looked cheap. Please help me out?" Elliot sighed then nodded

"fine, I'll call your cell phone." Olivia smiled graciously

"thank you Elliot, it means a lot to me" then she hung up. Elliot couldn't help but smile at the phone as he hung it up.

"What's going on?" Kathleen asked coming up to him.

"Olivia had a date that she completely hates and she just asked me to interrupt it."

"Great" Kathleen mumbled. Eliot looked at her

"Kath are you okay?"

"no, my dad is dating his skanky partner and you broke up with mom for her."

"Hey!" Elliot practically yelled at her "you will not call Olivia skanky again do you understand me? I heard enough of that when your mom and me were married, but I'm sure as hell not going to listen to my daughter insult my girlfri, I mean my partner. Do I make myself clear? Olivia has always respected and loved you like her own kid, you will not insult her again."

"Whatever" Kathleen mumbled, rolling her eyes before walking away.

"No not whatever, I want an apology" Elliot said getting up and following her.

"Bite me" she yelled angrily going to her room and slamming the door.

"Kathleen open the door!" Eliot yelled slamming on the door.

"Go to hell!" she yelled.

"I have no problems kicking this door down Kathleen! now open the door!" he yelled, knowing that he has used this threat many many times and never doing it

"screw you!" Kathleen yelled. Elliot slammed on the door a few more times but then decided to just leave. He went down to the home phone and picked up the phone and looked at in confusion, it didn't have a dial tone. He hung it up then picked it back up again, only to listen to silence.

"What the hell?" he asked in confusion hanging the phone back p again. He got up and looked at the phone

"how the hell did this happen?" he said looking at the unplugged phone cord. He plugged it back in then picked up the phone again.

"Who the hell unplugged the phone?" he thought to himself. Then he remembered what Olivia had told him earlier that day.

"She said my phone was off, thats why she came to my house and saw Kathy kissing me." Elliot thought for a moment before he stormed up the stairs and slammed on Kathleen's door.

"Kathleen! did you unhook the phone earlier?!"

"What the hell are you talking about?" she yelled back.

"I'm talking about the phone being unplugged!" He heard her sigh then get up and unlock the door.

"What were you just bitching about?"

"did you unplug the phone, and I want a truthful answer out of you." Kathleen rolled her eyes and nodded

yeah, but whats the big deal?"

"why?" Elliot asked crossing his arms. She shrugged

"so that when you and mom were packing you guys could have some privacy and no interruptions." Elliot have her a slight glare

"what you mean to say is that you didn't want Olivia to call me."

"What is it with you and her?!" she yelled "she began dating you just like two seconds after you and mom got separated, why the hell do you care about her so much?!"

"because I love her! You have to get over the fact that your mom and me are not together anymore and that I'm in love with Olivia! I always have been and I always will be, why can't you see that and be happy for me Kathleen?" Kathleen began getting tears in her eyes

"because I don't want you to be happy with her! I want you to be happy with mom!" Elliot's expression softened as Kathleen let tears fall down her face as she went over and sat on her bed. "It's not fair, you and mom always fought and we never got the chance to see you two happy. Then when your with Olivia it's like your all smiling and happy and shit and it's not fair." Elliot went up to her and sat next to her.

"Sweetie, me and your mom were never in love, we stayed together for you guys, it just got too tough and we made each other miserable. Don't you want me and your mom to be happy?"

"Can't you try harder to make each other happy?"

"Kath we tired, you don't know how many times we tried but it was a lost effort. We're not in love with each other." Kathleen wiped away her tears

"but dad, you had to love her at some point, I mean you married her."

"Kathleen you know it was a shot gun marriage and if she didn't get pregnant with Maureen we probably never would of stated together."

"So you regret marrying her?"

"no, not at all. And I am so happy that she got pregnant with Maureen and we got married."

"Yeah but you just said you made each other miserable, how could you be happy about marrying her?" Elliot chuckled then ruffled her hair.

"Because I got you, Maureen, Lizzie, and Dickie because of it. You know what they say, every cloud has four beautiful silver linings" Kathleen rolled her eyes but smiled

"that's really lame dad, but thanks I guess. But why does it have to be Olivia though?"

"would you rather it be some annoying women who I know you'll hate simply because we're dating or Olivia who if we didn't date you would still love her like a second mom. Hell I remember that essay you did in sixth grade about what you wanted to be and you said a sex cop because and I quote 'my dad and my best friend are one' " Kathleen nodded

"yeah I guess your right, Olivia is pretty cool. After all she did give me my first margarita" she mumbled

"She did what?" Elliot asked in shock.

"whats the big deal?" Kathleen asked shrugging.

"Just answer me this, how old were you?"

"it was my eighteenth birthday, and she just gave me less then a shot glass full, it's really not that big a deal dad." Elliot scoffed then shook his head

"my ex girlfriend gave my daughter her first drink."

"Wait, your ex girlfriend? You were dating for like three days! how the hell could you break up so fast?"

"I know" Elliot said a little sternly "you unplugged the phone and she had to tell me something and your mom kissed me and she saw it."

"Wait, you and mom kissed? okay I'm confused."

"Kathy wanted to see if there were any spark left between us and there wasn't, and Olivia saw and we broke up." Kathleen looked down a little sadly

"I'm sorry, but how are you gonna win her back?"

"I don't think I am, we both said some things we didn't say and now we're currently not talking to each other." Kathleen shrugged

"so apologize"

"I did, she did but it's over" Elliot said sadly. Kathleen got a sly smile on her lips

"no it's not, think hard, was there anything that she said for you to do that would make her take you back?" Elliot thought for a moment

"yeah, she said that I had to make a fool of myself and prove that I would do anything for her or something like that." Kathleen shrugged

"so thats what your gonna do" she said getting off the bed and going over to her collection of CD's. Elliot looked ad her in confusion

"wait a second, a few minutes ago you would of jumped for joy if you found out that me and her broke up and now your trying to get us back together. Your not on drugs or something are you?"

"don't ask don't tell. But just shut up for a second" she said looking at her CD's and finally picking one.

"Hey dad" she said with a sly smile looking at the back of the CD "have you ever sung karaoke?"

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"So Olivia, you want to go to my apartment or yours?" Adam asked slyly as he let the restaurant door close on Olivia.

"Well I really don't want-" she began but Adam interrupted her.

"So your's, that cool." Olivia sighed angrily as he walked over to his expensive car and got in his side and didn't even bother to hold the door open for Olivia. Olivia groaned then looked at her phone and wondered why Elliot didn't call yet.

"Come on El, you promised to call!" she thought to herself making sure her ringer was on for about the twentieth time. She put her cell phone back in her purse and got in Adam's car and as soon as he was in he floored the car and blasted the stereo.

"Oh I love this song!" Adam said turning the radio even higher and began singing along.

"I don't give a fuck about a ho, cause da bitch ain't shit

A ho gonna be a ho, a bitch gonna be a bitch

Stay above da ho, don't love da ho

If ya a thug, when its over, you'll shove da ho!" Adam sang loudly. Olivia strongly resisted the urge to turn off the radio and slap him across the face.

"Elliot would never sing or listen to something like that if he was here with me" Olivia thought to herself, once again thinking of Elliot. She blocked out the offensive lyrics and let her mind wonder to Elliot and she couldn't help but feel depressed.

"I miss him, oh god why did we have to break up?" she thought to herself letting ears shine in her eyes before she wiped them away. The song finally ended and Adam turned down the radio and turned to her as he pulled up to a stop light.

"So Olivia" he said slyly placing a hand on her thigh. "what are you thinking right now?" Olivia gave him a hateful look and wished that he would just drop her off and then leave her alone.

"I'm thinking that you need to move your hand" she said coldly.

"Whoa calm down, you don't have to be such a bitch" he said driving again.

"Okay you know what? drop me off now!" Olivia practically yelled at him. "No one calls me a bitch, do you understand me? your a horrible date, your disrespectful, you listen to that crap on the radio and then blast it, then you touch me without permission. Let me out of this car right now." Adam looked at her for a moment before he pulled over.

"Fine, but this relationship is over, you don't deserve someone like me" he said reaching over and opening the door for her.

"Fine with me" she said angrily getting out of the car and slamming the door shut

"and by the way" Adam yelled at her "get a nose job you little ugly skank!" then he drove away. Olivia glared at him then hailed a cab and got in.

"Middleville apartments Manhattan" she said sadly letting a few tears run down her face. She wasn't upset about what Adam had said to her, but at the fact that if she was still dating Elliot he never would of done anything to hurt or disrespect her.

"Why did I break up with him? I'm such an idiot" Olivia thought to herself sadly.

She was silent the entire cab ride and she finally got to her apartment building.

"That'll be sixteen fifty" the driver said in a heavy Brooklyn accent." Olivia handed him a twenty then walked into her building without the change. She rode the elevator to her floor and groaned softly when she saw Karen and Jack standing at her door.

"So" Karen said coming up to her "you actually wear that in public"she asked looking at her dress.

"yes, can I help you with something?" Olivia asked slightly annoyed.

"Yes first off you can take off that JC penny dress and honey we're here to help you. Come on, lets go inside" Karen said going over to Olivia's door and opening it.

"Okay I locked that before I left, how the hell did you get it opened?"

"Oh honey, I have my ways"

"does your ways include Munch giving you my key and my address?" Olivia asked dryly.

"Maybee" Jack said slyly before stepping in Olivia's house along with Karen. Olivia sighed then followed them in, not knowing what to expect.

If you don't review, I'm saying it's because your siding with Elisabitch and no one wants that now do they? So please review and save yourself the embarrassment of looking like your siding with that stupid little nobody. And last chapter coming soon!