Ultimate Smash Adventure
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Explosive battle
Link, Jigglypuff, and Roy stared down Mr. 5 for a few minutes.
"Well, what are you waiting for?" Mr. 5 asked confidently.
"Now." Roy said. Roy darted to Mr. 5's right, Link darted to Mr. 5's left, and Jigglypuff charged straight at him. Mr. 5 charged at Roy with his fist pulled back ready to deliver a punch. Mr. 5 missed with his punch, but managed to jump over Roy's leg sweep. While Mr. 5 was in mid-air, Jigglypuff jumped at him and pounded him to the ground. When Mr. 5 stood up, the next thing he saw was a bomb with a short fuse. Link's bomb exploded.
"Alright! That got him." Link said.
"Not quite." Came Mr. 5's voice.
"Jiggly?"
"Did you honestly think that I could be done in by explosions. My body is also impervious to explosions." Mr. 5 said.
"Have this then!" Link shouted as he charged forward.
"Haven't you heard never to pick a fight with the guy who picks his nose?" Mr. 5 asked as he did indeed pick a booger out of his nose. He flung it at Link, who used his shield to block the explosion. (It's still a mystery as to why his shield protects him from an explosion.) Link then used two consecutive horizontal slashes. Mr. 5 back flipped out of the way and retaliated by spitting at Link. The attack caught Link off guard and he couldn't avoid the whole explosion. He was sent flying backward a little burnt.
"Jigglypuff!" Jigglypuff curled up and began to roll forward at full speed toward Mr. 5
"Idiot." Mr. 5 said as he spit at Jigglypuff. The explosion sent Jigglypuff backward a little bit, but the second she landed she began to roll back toward Mr. 5.
"What the…?" Mr. 5 began to say before Jigglypuff crashed full force in to Mr. 5.
Link stood back up. "Ha, I guess he didn't know that it takes a lot more to stop a rollout attack." Link then got his sword ready and charged again.
Mr. 5 was dodging double slaps from Jigglypuff until he finally managed to land an explosive punch on Jigglypuff. "Ha! Take that puffball." Mr. 5 said.
"Take this!" Link made a vertical slash that Mr. 5 sidestepped, Link then made a horizontal slash that Mr. 5 ducked under, but it did give him a slight haircut. Mr. 5 then spit at Link again, but Link managed to back off in time to avoid it. Link then pulled a surprise move and pulled out his boomerang and threw it at Mr. 5, who never saw that attack coming. Mr. 5 got hit in the face with Link's boomerang, and it made a return course for Link.
"Alright! I've had it now!" Mr. 5 leaped forward and managed to land a punch on Link's shield that sent Link flying in to the mountain wall. "Goodbye!" Mr. 5 said, as he held up his fist, ready to bring it down on top of Link.
"Now you haven't forgotten about me have you?" Came Roy's voice. Mr. 5 turned around to see fireballs heading his way. He dodged out of the way in time and he turned to face Roy.
"Fine! I guess you'll go first!" Mr. 5 shouted. He picked out another booger and flung it at Roy. When it exploded. Mr. 5 smiled and was sure he had taken him out. But when the smoke cleared, Roy was standing there unharmed. "What! How?"
"Didn't you know?" Roy asked while charging at Mr. 5. Mr. 5 attempted to punch Roy. But Roy took a counter stance and sent Mr. 5 flying backwards in flames. "There's nothing I can't counter attack." Roy finished.
"How about something you can't even see?" Mr. 5 asked. He pulled out a gun and breathed in to all six-bullet chambers. He then cocked the gun and aimed at Roy. Roy just stared at him curiously. Mr. 5 pulled the trigger and an explosion engulfed the area Roy was standing in. "Middle-ages style or not. You must be stupid to just get hit by a gun. I told you anything that leaves my body can explode." Mr. 5 said.
"You fiend!" Mr. 5 turned around to see Link charging at him with his bow drawn. Link fired an arrow at him. Mr. 5 dodged and fired his gun again. Link brought his shield up in time and continued to charge.
"Jigglypuff!"
"Huh?" Mr. 5 then saw Jigglypuff charging at him. He fired a shot at Jigglypuff, who rolled out of the way and managed to double-slap him.
"Grrr…" Mr. 5 punched the ground around him, causing an explosion that made a smoke screen for him. The two of them took a defensive stance, an explosion occurred next to Link. Link looked behind him but failed to see it was a diversion. Mr. 5 spit at Link's direction. Once again sending Link flying. He then attempted to pull the same trick with Jigglypuff. But before he could punch Jigglypuff, a hand grabbed Mr. 5's wrist.
"You won't be taking us down that easily." Roy said.
"How can you survive a direct hit from an explosion?" Mr. 5 wondered.
Roy then wrestled with Mr. 5; he pushed him toward a cliff on the mountain and then tackled him. Sending them both flying over the edge. The two of them were still fighting each other while falling. Roy attempted to slash him in mid-air. While Mr. 5 still tried using his gun. The gun was sent flying out of Mr. 5's hands by a slash from Roy's Sealed Sword. Mr. 5 managed to knock the sword out of Roy's hand and the two continued to beat each other up while falling down below.
The fall finally stopped when Mr. 5 landed on top of Roy. "Thanks for breaking my fall." Mr. 5 said as he raised his fist over Roy. "I must wonder how your body can take such extreme punishment though." Mr. 5 commented.
"Heh, dragon genes do a lot for you don't they?" Roy said. Mr. 5 was about to punch him when he felt a piercing pain in the back of his shoulder.
"AAAAGGGHHH!" Mr. 5 pulled out an arrow from his backside. Mr. 5 sidestepped three more.
"We're still here." Link said.
"Where's your pink friend?" Mr. 5 asked when he was suddenly sent flying in to the side of the mountain by a tremendous force. When he peeled himself off the wall, he saw Jigglypuff sleeping right next to where he was standing.
"FLARE SWORD!" He turned around to see Roy swing the Sword of Seals, which he somehow recovered, with a really powerful swing. He back stepped the attack but was then engulfed in a huge explosion of flames. The attack actually burned him a little bit, but the main thing was that he was sent flying off of the mountain.
"Whew." Roy said.
"Glad to see you're all right." Link said.
"Jigglypuff."
"Well, I can't say that didn't hurt." Roy said.
"Come on, I can pick up some potions for us in Kakariko village." Link said.
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