Sorry for the really really long update! I have so much more to do and stuff...
Light Years Away from Home
Chapter 2
Earthlings...
How amazing! These are the people my tribe, my WHOLE PLANET originated from! Oh, I have to follow them with their canvas-mobile! I just HAVE to!
HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE TOOOOO!!!!
-Achem-
I pulled back my long ears in a cute little pink cap I had hidden in my pocket and sneaked behind them stealthily like a ninja... heheheheheeee...
Wait, why not explore their camp instead?
MuCh MuCh LaTeR
Crap.
I'm lost in the earthlings' evil dome of doom and I have nowhere to go and nothing to eat... I'll just steal their food.
I sneakily sneaked up to an earthling door-thing and planned my plan. I'll go in and steal food.
PERFECT!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-wait...
No, no, no, this is not good plan... what if they reject me? Oh, I know! I'll just shoot them with my laser gun an- no this is not good plan either...I don't even have a laser gun... hmmm...
(randomly gets idea inspiration from 2nd Naruto opening)
I SHALL SCREAM AT THEM A LOT AND HOPEFULLY THEY SHALL SATISFY MY CRAVING FOR FOOD!
Hehehehe... here goes...
"ALALALALALALALOOOOOOOOOOPIOOOOOOOOOPAALLALALALALALALLAALAAAUMPHREEEEEEEEEIIII!"
"What the crap was that, Fred?"
"Wind."
"THERE'S NO FREAKIN WIND INSIDE!"
"ALALALALALLALOOOOOOOOOOOPIOOOOOOOOOPALLALALLALALALALALALALAAAIMPHREEEEEEEIIIII!"
"ATTACK OF THE MARTIANS AH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE GRAB THE LASER GUN GRAB THE MISSILES GRAB MY MOMMY-"
"ALL I WANT IS FOOD YOU IMBOSOLES!"
"GRAB THE SUSHI GRAB THE PANCAKES GRAB THE POSTER OF BRITNEY SPEARS GRAB THE FIFTH SEASON OF FRIENDS DVD-"
"IKI SOTEEEIIII SHIBORIDOTE-"
"GRAB THE-"
"FRED GET A GRIP!"
"WELL SYAORAN IF YOU'RE SO COOL WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO KILL THE EVIL MARTIAN TRYING TO DESTROY US WITH ITS SUPER DEADLY WAR CRY?!"
"I WILL YOU IMOSOLE SO JUST GO GET RUN OVER BY A LARGE AND IMMENSELY PAINFUL OBJECT!"
"FINE!"
These specimens are really weird...
"Excuse me alien thing..."
Oh. My. Flippin. Saussage.
"Oi Fred it'd just some chick and it's not an alien!"
This guy is the hunkiest of hunks, the hottest of stoves, the sexiest of sexyness, the manbeefiest of manbeef, the strongest of strong and the immensely drooliest man alive!
"Er, um, er hefjela,bvldjashfkfkfefferjf..."
"Sorry I don't speak idiot, maybe we'll ask Fred."
That broke a fuse. Who cares if he's hot. I AM NOT IDIOTIC.
...whatever that means.
"DON'T YOU DARE BE CALLIN ME IDIOTIC YOU FOOL OF A FOOL I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S HOT-"
oops.
"I MEAN STUPID-"
"Did you just call me hot?" he asked, raising his eyebrow in such an adorable way it was soo cute!
"No, I called you the hunkiest of hunks the hottest of stoves the sexiest of sexyness the manbeefiest of manbeef the strongest of strong and the immensely drooliest man alive!"
3...
2...
1...
"AH I MEAN IDIOTI-"
HE SMIRKED SO WIDE I JUST WANTED TO KISS HIS HEART OUT.
"Well, thank you..."
"URGH!" I screamed and pulled out my hair.
Bad thing: my cap fell off.
Worse thing: he kept staring at me like I was an alien.
Oh wait! I am!
"You-are-actually-an-alien-"
"AH! CAP!" I shrieked and reached for it.
Worst thing: hot guy stole my cap and waved it over his head and since I'm so short I couldn't reach it.
"Gimmegimmegimmegimme I want my cap back you big meanie-"
Get ready for an awkward moment.
Ok, so I trip on-well, I tripped on something- and I fell
right
on
top
of
him.
Good news: I got my cap back.
Bad news: I'm kinda just a little on top of him.
"What...what..." I stuttered.
And then, it happened.
I don't know how, why or anyhting else, but it happened.
He kissed me.
A kiss to remember; my favorite kiss to this day. So foreign, so delicious. So experienced, but so passionate. So...
Amazing.
When we broke apart, he smiled wider than the Great Wall of China.
"Hi, I'm Li Syaoran, and I'm in love with you."
AHAHAHAHA I DIDN'T TELL YOU IT WAS SO SHORT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FOOLS
...sorry.
Well, that's that, let's get on with life and put a smile on out faces...
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!