Ultimate Smash Adventure
Here is the last chapter to the atrociously short X Lab arc, can Mario, Ness, Y. Link, and Snake make it out alive? And will they ever find out about Project Imago.
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Bros. Or anything else in this story except for the story itself.
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Escape from the X Dimension
The alarm was still blaring really loudly.
"We're-a gonna have to-a leave now!" Mario shouted.
"As much as I hate to leave an objective unfinished, you're right." Snake said.
"Let's go!" Y. Link shouted. The four of them were running down the hallway.
"Wait! Let's go through here!" Ness shouted stopping short and turning down another hallway.
"Why?" Y. Link asked.
"We're going to borrow something from the hanger!" Ness shouted.
"Hanger?" Mario asked.
"I guess he memorized the map." Snake said. So they all ran down toward the hanger.
Meanwhile…
Eggman was in his office as always, looking at the security monitors, watching them run down the hallways. "Ha! They're heading toward the hanger." Eggman hit another big red button that read, "Dispatch Egg Raptors." "I really wonder why I put so many big red buttons in this lab." Eggman said.
Our four heroes were a few meters away from the hanger doors, when a robotic screech came from behind them. "Oh no." Ness moaned.
"What-a?" Mario asked.
"Egg-Raptors!" Ness shouted. Indeed, multiple Egg-Raptors came running down the hallway.
"What the…?" Y. Link asked.
"I saw them when I last ran in to Eggman." Ness said.
"Never mind then, we're taking them down." Snake said, pulling out his knife and rifle.
Mario jumped over the tail of one. He then landed on the head of that same one and he kicked the next one across its head. He jumped out of reach of the jaws of an Egg-Raptor, and then did a Mario Tornado on three that were surrounding him. "Take this-a! Firebrand!" Mario charged up fire in his hands, and then unleashed it in front of him, destroying the ones in front of him.
"PSI Rocking!" Ness unleashed his signature attack, taking out a few. "PK Thunder!" Ness unleashed a PK thunder attack and made it hit him from behind. He then crashed through a number of them.
Y. Link pulled out his sword, jumped over the snapping jaws of one Egg-Raptor and embedded the sword in to its head, rolled under the tail of another and did a jump attack on its back. "Hurricane Spin!" Y. Link then charged up his sword and began to spin around and around, clearing out a huge crowd.
"Let me show you guys how it's done." Snake said. Snake shot one in the head and sliced the wires on the neck of another one with incredible speed. He then did a back-flip off of the wall over the remaining Egg-Raptors while firing two rifles at them, eliminating them all before landing perfectly on his feet. "Let's go."
"I could've sworn I saw that in a movie once." Ness said. Everyone else just shrugged and headed toward the hanger.
Meanwhile…
"Huh? Who is that?" Eggman said while watching a replay of Snake taking down his Egg-Raptors. "I've never even heard of this one, is he a new smasher? This complicates things." Eggman got out from behind his desk and began walking toward the door. Eggman then put up a walkie-talkie to his ear. "Freak-show, it's your turn, go!"
Our four heroes were in the hanger. "Alright! Look at all of these hover-crafts." Ness said.
"Well, let's borrow one." Snake said. The four of them took one step before they heard…
"Hold it right there!" The voice was a man's voice, but it was also a little high-pitched. The four of them looked up and saw some man wearing a blue ballerina's outfit, a pink coat, swans on his shoulders, ballerina's shoes, makeup that made him look even weirder.
"Who's this freak." Snake said, showing signs of disgust.
"Don't know." Y. Link said.
"I'm Mr. 2!" Mr. 2 said.
"A number name…" Mario thought for a minute. "Wait! Bowser said-a something about-a that! You're-a with the alliance-a!" Mario shouted.
"That's right big boy." Mr. 2 said.
"Does he do party tricks?" Y. Link said.
"What! I'm not here to do party tricks." Mr. 2 said indignantly. "But I'll show you a trick anyhow. Its called Crazy Karate!" He jumped down from the second level of the hanger.
"I'll show you how to fight." Snake said charging forward. Snake threw a punch, Mr. 2 dodged under it and spun around and raised his leg up behind him, kicking Snake under the chin hard. "Oof! You're better than you look." Snake said.
"We'll-a help!" Mario shouted.
"Oh no you won't!" Came Eggman's voice. "Try this on for size." The hanger ceiling opened up, and a giant, red, mechanical Hawk with turbines on the wings was flying above them. "Meet the Egg-Hawk!" Eggman shouted. The Egg-Hawk began firing shots down at the smashers while Snake was fighting with Mr. 2.
"Pirouette!" He spun around and delivered a kick that Snake ducked under and landed an uppercut under Mr. 2's chin. But Mr. 2 jumped backward and leaped back forward and… "Take this!" Mr. 2 launched in to a series of three, ballerina style kicks. Snake ducked under the first one, jumped over the second one, but got the third one to the stomach.
"Oh, you'll pay for that." Snake said. Snake drew his knife and began to make slashes and thrusts.
"Now you shouldn't be playing with such dangerous stuff big boy." Mr. 2 said as he kicked it out of Snake's hand.
All the while the smashers are having a hard time dodging the Egg-Hawk's bullets. Mario was launching himself forward left and right, ninja style to dodge them, while Y. Link was running and rolling, while Ness was rolling around. "Okay, I've got an idea! I'll send it to you." Ness said.
"Got it!" Y. Link said.
"Here-a goes." Mario said. "Boy, having-a somebody send stuff-a to your-a head sure is-a handy." Mario commented. Ness got in a safe location, Y. Link jumped as high as he could before wall jumping, Mario did the same thing at the same time, Y. Link then jumped off of Mario's back, sending Y. Link to the second level of the hanger.
Y. Link then did the same thing and then… "PK Thunder!" Ness did his PK Thunder move that launched Y. Link up toward the Egg-Hawk, in a similar fashion that sends Ness flying when he hits himself.
"Take this you over grown bird!" Y. Link then thrust a bomb down the barrel of the Egg-Hawk's mouth gun when it wasn't firing. The Egg-Hawk's head exploded and The Egg-Hawk began to fall in to the void of the X-Dimension. Y. Link hopped off.
"Time to make the slip." Eggman said, running off.
Snake was still fighting Mr. 2. "Take this!" Snake pulled out his guns and began firing at Mr. 2. who was now spinning out of control quickly enough to avoid all the bullets, until Snake ran out of ammo. "What the!"
"Take this!" Mr. 2 threw two mascara compacts at Snake, who ducked under them.
"Ha! You missed." Snake said, but he was then hit in the back… hard. "Augh!" The mascara compacts returned to Mr. 2.
"Time to finish this!" Mr. 2 shouted. "Smiling Swan Soiree!" Mr. 2 then launched in to a blazing fast combo of graceful kicks that were pounding Snake really hard. When he finished, Snake was bruised, nose bleeding, and he was hardly able to stand. "So, you're still standing huh?" Mr. 2 jumped backwards to avoid a fireball, an arrow, and a bolt that exploded in to a pillar of fire.
"Back off of him!" Ness shouted.
"Dang! I can't take on all of you." Mr. 2 said. "Guess I'll have to exit."
"I'll get for this." Snake said. "Mr. 2."
"Call me Bon Clay." He said while winking before leaping off. Snake then passed out.
Snake woke up in some infirmary, "Ah good, you-a woke up." He heard Mario's voice, but Mario was in his doctor's outfit now.
"What the… Where am I?" Snake asked.
"The Smash-a mansion infirmary." Mario said.
"I see." Snake said. "How long was I out?"
"Only a few hours." Came Master Hand's voice. "Ness explained the situation, I'm sorry you were put through all of that."
"I'm the one who should apologize, I didn't do the job I was paid for well enough." Snake said.
"Why don't you join us?" Y. Link asked as he walked in.
"What do I have to gain from that?" Snake asked.
"Another chance to fight that Bon Clay guy." Ness said. "and you'll be able to redeem yourself."
Snake thought for a minute. "…Hmm… you know what? I think I will join you in your quest." Snake finally said. "Even better… I think I'll join you permanently." Snake said.
"Oh boy! I get to get another contract!" Crazy Hand's voice shouted.
"Not now!" Everyone shouted.
"Awww…" Crazy Hand whined.
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There you have it. Thanks to all of my reviewers, especially Biggoron, Game2002, Shadow Minamoto. And to those of you who prefer the original One Piece series, it does sound interesting, but please don't chastise me for using the dub version.