Ultimate Smash Adventure
I doubt anybody cares what I think but… as far as Naruto goes, Rock Lee rules! Sorry, but Rock Lee really is my favorite character, but here's the next chapter.
P.S. anyone notice that these chapters have been getting increasingly longer?
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except for the story itself.
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The way of Shinobi
Wario and Fox were sitting on top of the gate with Kurenai.
"I still don't see how a punk kid with a dog, a quiet little girl, and some guy with glasses could do any better than I could." Wario complained.
"Quiet!" DK said.
"Hey! You want to make something out of it?" Wario dared.
"Hush you two!" Kurenai demanded. And the magical force of women somehow shut the two of them up.
"How many of them are there?" Kiba asked.
A fly flew close to Shino and flew around in his face, but unlike most people would, Shino didn't swat at it. "About seventy-five." Shino said.
"They're coming straight toward here from the south east." Hinata said while looking in that direction.
"How do they know all of this?" Wario asked.
"Alright then… we'll lay an ambush." Kiba said. The three of them hopped in to the nearby woods.
"Guess we should get a better view." Wario said.
"Wait." DK said. Dk, Wario, and Kurenai were now on top of the gates looking in to the woods. They finally saw a sharpclaw army of pretty much exactly seventy-five coming this way. The army stopped when Shino stood in the way.
"I suggest you stop what you're doing if you want to live." Shino said.
"Like we're going to listen to a kid. Die!" Shouted a normal sharpclaw grunt. He hit Shino over the head with his spiked club and Shino exploded in to a puff of smoke that numerous bugs flew out of and began to attack the Sharpclaw. "AAAAAUUUUGGHH!"
"How'd he do that?" Wario asked. "Uh… I mean… it's not that special."
"Shino can control all manner of bugs, he used a special clone jutsu that disguised a large group of bugs as him." Kurenai explained.
"Cool." DK said.
The other sharpclaws were just gawking at the sight of a kid exploding in to a bunch of bugs. The leaves above them rustled and a bunch of large, red colored leeches fell from the branches and began to suck the sharpclaws they attached to dry. "AAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!" They screamed. It was now only 51 left and fifty of them ran for their lives. "Get back here you cowards!" Shouted a large sharpclaw with an axe.
"I would run with them." Shino said appearing out of the bushes.
"I'm not afraid of you!" The sharpclaw said as he swung his axe. Shino leaped out of the way.
"Suit yourself." He said. From behind the large sharpclaw, a humongous millipede came out of the bushes and lunged at the sharpclaw.
"AAAAAAHHH!" You can guess what happened next. The remaining fifty sharpclaws were still running when they were stopped by Kiba and Hinata.
"Out of the way! There's a crazy bug dude behind us!" Shouted a sharpclaw in heavy armor with a shield and axe.
"He's the least of your worries now." Kiba said.
"Bark." Akamaru said.
"Transform!" Kiba put his hands together and he and Akamaru became shrouded in smoke, when the smoke cleared, an enormous, two-headed, white wolf was in their place. "Grrrrr." It let of a wolf like growl and then… "Hooowwwlll!"
"AAAAAAHHH!" Hey you'd be freaked out too. The wolf then flung itself forward in a drill like motion and it tore a path through half of them.
"Byakugan." Hinata said and her eyes bulged a bit. Hinata then charged in to the crowd and gave 24 of them light taps beneath their adam's apples. They all choked a bit before falling over dead.
"I won't go down that easily! You'll never get through my armor!" The last one shouted while taking a few swings at Hinata. He then lunged at Hinata quickly with his axe.
"Chakra Laser!" Hinata said. From her palms, short blue arced beams shot out and shattered the Sharpclaw's armor and axe.
"What the…" He didn't have time to finish his sentence because Hinata hit him in the chest in an area where she would harm the heart the most.
"Whoa… I'll admit, those kids are good." Wario said.
Nana and Popo watched as the three ninja's under Asuma's guidance just stood there waiting. Finally a large number of Sharpclaws charged forward.
"You sure those guys can handle it?" Nana asked.
"Yes." Asuma said.
"Are you sure that they're that strong?" She asked again.
"Yes." Asuma answered again.
"Even with all of those sharpclaw things?"
"Yes."
"And will you stop smoking."
"Nice try."
"Darn it."
"Look." Popo said.
"Alright Ino, you know what to do." Shikamaru said.
"You got it." She made a hand sign. "Mind transfer Jutsu!" She said while looking at a really large sharpclaw. Ino fainted, and the Sharpclaw stopped short and killed a sharpclaw that was in front of him. His allies looked at him like he was crazy.
"What are do…" One asked before being beheaded.
"Ha ha ha! It's fun to take over a dinosaurs' puny brain." The large one shouted while taking down a few more.
"Alright, while they're distracted." Shikamaru made a few hand signs before saying… "Shadow Sewing Jutsu." His shadow took on a weird shape and 15 tentacles lashed out from it and wrapped themselves around the necks of a fifteen sharpclaws.
"Augh! Help!" Too late, the sharpclaws were strangled to death.
"Choji! Do something!" Ino demanded from the sharpclaw's body.
"No way…" Choji answered.
"I'll buy you lunch if you do something." Ino said.
"Well in that case…" Choji made a handsign. "Expansion Jutsu!" Choji's body then became a whole lot larger and round. "Now for some Leaf village Taijutsu!" Choji's head, arms, and legs retracted in to his clothing and he began to roll like a gigantic bowling ball toward the remaining sharpclaws.
"AAAAAAHHH!" They screamed, they tried to run but somehow found themselves unable to move their feet, they were also doing some stupid poses, they managed to look and see Shikamaru's shadow extending from one of their shadow's to the next. Choji then rolled over them, flattening them instantly.
"Ino! Get out of that body now!" Shikamaru said.
"Alright." The large sharpclaw Ino possessed responded. Ino then woke up.
"That was fun." She said. Choji stopped short and returned to normal size, a little woozy.
"Ha! Now to flatten you all!" The sharpclaw that Ino was in shouted.
"Oh know you don't." Shikamaru said. He used his Shadow bind technique and then made another string of handsigns. "Shadow Neck bind jutsu!" He said. A hand extended from the shadow and strangled the last sharpclaw.
"Whoa…" Popo said in awe.
"That was cool." Nana said.
Fox and Roy looked at Gai's team. "I think we should still help them." Roy said.
"No need to worry. My team is the best in close quarters combat." Gai said with a shiny smile.
"Really?" Fox asked with interest.
"Here they come." Neji said.
"I shall show no mercy." Rock Lee said.
"Here goes." Tenten said. Another seventy-five sharpclaws appeared and charged at the three people standing there.
"Let's get bushy brows!" One sharpclaw shouted as he and about six others all jumped at Rock Lee.
"Leaf Hurricane!" Rock Lee leaped in to the air and did two extremely powerful swallow kicks that took out those sharpclaws. When he landed, five more surrounded him. "Leaf Whirlwind!" He then performed a 360 degree sweep kick that knocked the sharpclaws off of their feet and spinning in to trees that broke and crushed them.
"Byakugan!" Neji said. He then launched in to a series of punches and kicks that instantly killed all of the Sharpclaws in front of him.
"Take this!" Tenten made a three-section staff appear out of nowhere and she began to mercilessly beat down all of the Sharpclaws around her.
There was only one large sharpclaw left. "I'll handle this." Lee said. The sharpclaw lunged and then Lee seemed to disappear for a minute.
"Huh? Where'd he go?" The Sharpclaw asked. He was then kicked under the chin with enough force to send him flying in to the air. As he began to fall to the ground, Rock Lee jumped up, wrapped his arms and legs around the sharpclaw and began to spin toward the ground with the Sharpclaw going down headfirst.
"The Lotus of Hidden Leaf village shall bloom twice." Rock Lee said dramatically.
"It's a good thing you didn't use the Lotus technique Lee." Gai said. "Other wise you'd be running more laps than usual. Now do one-hundred laps around the village."
"Yes Gai sensei." Rock Lee began immediately.
"I wonder what the Lotus technique is?" Fox asked.
"Oh well, those guys kicked butt." Roy said.
Link watched as the Sharpclaws drew closer. "Here they come." Link said.
"I hope those three will do alright." Zelda said.
"Alright, let's take these guys down." Sasuke said.
"I will take them down! Believe it!" Naruto shouted.
"Here goes." Sakura said. The sharpclaws drew closer and closer and closer.
"Shadow clone Jutsu!" Naruto shouted as he made a hand sign. 24 clones of Naruto came from puffs of smoke. "Let's go!" The clones immediately ran in to the crowd of Sharpclaws and began to recklessly beat up the sharpclaws.
A crowd of them charged at Sasuke. "Hmph… losers." He said, one took a swing at him and he merely dodged behind him and delivered a roundhouse kick to the sharpclaw's side. Sasuke then made a few hand signs. "Fire style! Fireball Jutsu!" He then made a ring with his fingers and brought it up to his mouth and breathed a large fireball that burned through most of the sharpclaws. Sharpclaws tried to jump him from behind, but he merely jumped over them while making more handsigns. "Phoenix Flower jutsu." Numerous smaller fireballs were then launched at the sharpclaws below.
"Show off." Naruto growled. He leaped behind one sharpclaw "One-thousand years of pain!" He thrusted a kunai held in both hands at the sharpclaw's uh… well you get the idea.
A few sharpclaws were charging at Sakura, she threw several kunai at them, but the saw them coming and knocked them away, when they hit the kunai powder flew out of small bags attached to them. "What's with this powder?" One asked.
"Wait." He sniffed it for a minute. "This is explosive powder. Which means…" He stared at Sakura, who threw another kunai with a strange tag on it.
"You guys ever seen paper bombs before?" Sakura asked. The tag lit on fire before exploding and igniting the explosive powder around the sharpclaws, incinerating them in the blast.
There were only three sharpclaws left. Two of them were heavily armored and the other was really big.
"This one's mine." Sasuke said while looking at one of the heavily armored ones.
"Ha! Fire's not going to work on me!" He said while raising his shield. Sasuke held his finger in front of him and blue sparks gathered around it and began to form a blue aura around it.
"I showed him this technique." Kakashi said.
"Why only him?" Link asked.
"Because the attack is easy to counter unless you have a way of reacting quickly to the opponent's attack. Like Sauske's Sharingan."
"Sharingan?" Zelda asked. The two of them looked and noticed Sasuke's eyes had changed, they were red with three tomoe surrounding the pupil.
"Chidori!" Sasuke said while running forward and thrusting his finger forward at the Sharpclaw as he raised his shield. The attack pierced the shield, armor, and skin of the sharpclaw, killing it.
"You're going down girly!" Shouted the large sharpclaw. Sakura made a few handsigns, and when the club hit Sakura, a log replaced her instead. She then charged at him from behind and threw a few shuriken at the sharpclaw, who blocked them with his club, he then tried again, Sakura made the same hand signs and a log replaced her when he swung his club again. Sakura then threw a few shuriken from the air right before making the same hand signs. "Ha! I'm not falling for it this time." He said as he began to look around for where Sakura would be coming from this time. He realized her trick too late, Sakura landed on his shoulders and stabbed his head with a kunai.
"Guess I'll take the loud one." The last armored one said. Naruto had himself and seven more clones left.
"You're going down! Believe it!" Naruto shouted. He and three of his clones leaped high in to the air doing multiple front flips. The other four clones used chakra to dash forward close to the sharpclaw.
"What the…" The four clones kicked him under the chin, sending him flying in to the sky as the other four Naruto's in the air were falling down toward him.
"Uzumaki barrage!" The four Naruto's in the air did flip kicks that buried their heels in to the Sharpclaws shoulders and skull. Sending him crashing back down in to the ground, making an unsightly hole. "Get a load of my mad ninja skills!"
"Whoa…" Link said in awe.
"How do they do some of that stuff?" Zelda said with interest.
"Chakra, it's an energy force found inside ninja." Kakashi explained. "Ninja use them to enhance their strength and speed. Or use special techniques. However ninja also need chakra to live."
"Hmm…" Zelda thought for a minute.
Meanwhile…
Orochimaru was chuckling to himself. "How pathetic, don't you think so Kabuto?" Orochimaru asked.
"Agreed, I don't know why General Scales insisted on sending a few of his men here." A ninja with medium length gray hair and glasses answered.
"Oh well… it's time to put my plan in to action." Orochimaru said with his usual sinister smile.
Later that night…
"Sheesh, you guys are strong." Fox said to Tsunade.
"What did I tell you?" She answered.
"Why can't you guys just take down Orochimaru yourselves?" Nana asked.
"Because Orochimaru is thousands of times stronger than those ninja you saw today." Tsunade answered with a dark tone.
"Ugh…" Roy groaned.
"Maybe we should spend some time here training and getting ready for Orochimaru." Link said.
"Pah! I don't need training. But whatever floats your boat." Wario scoffed.
"Say… where's Zelda?" Popo asked.
"Ooo?"
Somewhere outside…
Kakashi was standing in front of a grave. Looking at it solemnly. "A friend of mine rests here… died during a mission. But I'd rather not talk about it. So what do you need?" Kakashi asked.
"So you knew I was here." Zelda's voice came. "I'm sorry about your friend. I was wondering… could you train me?"
"Why would you want to learn the way of Shinobi?" Kakashi asked.
"Lately, it seems I'm using too much energy swapping back and forth between my normal self and Sheik, but if one of my two forms were stronger, I'd be able to help my friends." She said.
"Very well…" Kakashi answered. "We start at 4:30 A.M."
"That early?" Zelda asked.
"Yes… if you're going to fight Orochimaru… you'll need all the training you can get." He answered.
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I know Hinata's special technique isn't really called Chakra laser, but its real name is such a pain in the neck to type. Other than that, how did I do with the other jutsu's demonstrated in this chapter? Oh yeah, I also didn't really want to use Lee's Lotus techniques because it would be stupid to waste it on a dinosaur right? He just used a regular pile driver in case it isn't obvious. We'll be focusing more on the smashers next chapter.