Ultimate Smash Adventure
Running out of things to say here, oh well. Without further ado.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except for the story itself.
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The snake strikes
Sheik was waiting at the bridge Kakashi told her to wait at with Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke. She recalled her earlier conversation with Link…
"You don't have to do this Zelda, you haven't been slowing us down." Link told her.
"This is just something I feel like I have to do." Zelda answered.
"You don't have to do anything like this. You are strong, and ninja training is difficult." Link told her.
"Maybe so… but if this is the best way for me to get stronger, then I'll do this."
"Zelda, what if you somehow get hurt, how would that help us?"
"Link I'll be fine."
"… well, I guess I can't stop you. Take care of yourself." The two of them hug for a minute.
"Awww…" Came DK's voice.
"Shut up DK." Fox's voice hissed.
"Hey!" Link shouted. He saw Roy, Fox, DK, Popo, and Nana running from the bushes nearby. "I'm surprised Wario wasn't involved in this." Link said.
"Ha ha! Those idiots ran out of the bushes in plain sight! Ha!" Came Wario's voice from another bush.
"Ahem." Zelda said looking toward Wario.
"Oh." Wario said.
Back with the present…
"Man he's late again!" Naruto complained.
"Is he always late like this?" Sheik asked.
"Yeah." Sakura sighed.
"Hmph…" Sasuke grunted. Finally Kakashi then appeared on top the bridge gate.
"Sorry I'm late…" He said with an apparent smile, despite the fact that his face was behind a mask. "…but I got lost on the path of life."
"Yeah right!" Naruto and Sakura shouted at the same time.
"Do you know what time it is?" Sheik asked while keeping her patience.
"5:00." Kakashi said. "Alright, let's begin."
Elsewhere in the village…
"Owww… my face is still stinging from all of those slaps Zelda gave me last night." Wario complained.
"Well that's what you get for spying on them." Roy said with a smile.
"Hey! You spied on them too!" Wario yelled.
"Well you were stupid enough to stay in one place." Roy said.
"Who can lift the most! And win this prize money!" Came the voice of a random ninja.
"A weightlifting contest! I'm in!" Wario shouted running toward the direction of his voice.
"Please no Chakra use contestants." Said the announcer ninja. "We'll keep adding weights as time goes on." He continued to explain.
"Ha! You losers are going down!" Wario shouted.
"Okay." Came DK's voice.
"What! What are you doing here?"
"Ooo oo oo."
"Oh is that how it is? Well bring it on!"
Meanwhile…
Link and Roy were sparring and gathering a crowd around them.
"You don't have a chance Roy." Link said.
"In your dreams Link." Roy said. The two continued to clash their swords repeatedly at a furious pace.
"Sheesh, these guys are good for not being ninjas." Some random bystander said. We'll just leave these two alone for a while.
Meanwhile…
"98…99…100." Said Rock Lee while doing push-ups. "And now to do 100 laps around the village."
"Mind if you have a partner?" Fox asked while walking up.
"I don't mind… training with other people is a great way to compare yourself with someone else." Rock Lee said while stretching.
"Agreed." Fox said, the two of them then started running around the perimeter of the village.
Meanwhile…
Nana and Popo were wondering around the village looking for something to do. "What should we do to practice?" Nana asked.
"Uhhh… hey look at that!" Popo pointed to the weightlifting contest going on. "Hey isn't that Wario and DK?" The two got over there to see four people left in the contest. Two of them were random ninja, and the other two were Wario and DK.
"Let's add another 20 pounds!" Said the announcer. When they did, one of the ninja collapsed but the other three were still going strong.
"You're going down monkey!" Wario shouted.
"Ooo ooo ooooo!"
"WHAAAT! How dare you!" Wario shouted back. It was now just the two of them in holding about 100 pounds each.
Meanwhile…
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura were picking weeds for some old lady while Kakashi was training Sheik.
"The most important thing for a ninja is chakra control." Kakashi was telling Sheik.
"But I don't have Chakra."
"I think your magical energy just may be able to substitute." Kakashi theorized. "Chakra control takes time to master, but after a while it becomes second nature." Kakashi then continued to give Sheik information on how important it is to maintain chakra perfectly in order to execute techniques correctly, but I won't bore you guys with the details. "Now then, the best way to learn how to focus chakra is like this." Kakashi then made a simple hand sign and then he walked toward a tree and walked up it as if it were solid ground. He then stood on the underside of a branch while facing Sheik. "If you can focues chakra to your feet, then you should be able to focus chakra just about anywhere. For the time being, run at the tree so that your momentum can help carry you up the tree."
"Alright." She closed her eyes and tried to concentrate her magic to her feet. After she was sure she got it, she ran toward the tree and ran up it a few feet before falling back down. She landed on her feet quickly enough to avoid injury. "Whoa… guess focusing is one part, while maintaining is another story."
"That's correct." Kakashi said.
Meanwhile…
Roy and Link were still sparing with each other. "You… will… go… down…" Link said between breaths.
"Not… before… you…" Roy said with the same amount of exhaustion.
"I think the green guy is going to win." Said a ninja.
"No way, the guy with the red hair." Said another ninja.
"Spin slash!" Link shouted.
"Flare Sword!" Roy shouted. The two attacks collided and the two of them were sent flying backward. "I…guess… it's a draw." Roy said while taking a few breaths.
"Guess… so…" Link replied. "How about some ramen."
"Sure." The two of them walked off to go eat some ramen.
Meanwhile…
"Heh… heh… you're… fast…" Fox commented.
"You're pretty fast for someone who's not a ninja." Rock Lee said.
"Say… you're pretty good at that Taijutsu stuff, maybe you could show me a few techniques?" Fox asked.
"It would be an honor to assist one of the smashers." Rock Lee said with a salute.
Back with our two favorite muscle heads…
"You better take back what you said about garlic." Wario shouted to DK.
"Nuh-uh." DK responded.
"This is going to get uglyyyy." Nana said.
"You got that right." Popo answered.
"Amazing! With their own natural strength they are holding 300 pounds! Make that 320!" Said the ninja announcing this.
"Grrrrrrrrrrr…" Wario growled.
"ooooooooo…" DK growled back.
"Grrrrraaaahh!" Wario shouted, the weights hit 400 pounds and he was exhausted from earlier in the contest. Wario finally dropped the box of weights and collapsed.
"OOOOOOOO!" DK shouted while beating his chest.
Back with Sheik…
Sheik was tired, but she finally made it to the top of the tree.
"Hmm… well, you now at least understand chakra control." Kakashi said. "I guess now we can start with some basic techniques." A few minutes later, Sheik was tied firmly to a tree.
"Ugh… these knots are tight." She said.
"Well that's because I don't want you to force your way out." Kakashi said. "This may well be the most basic jutsu known. All you do is use your chakra to make the knots loosen." Sheik focused and was easily able to get out of the ropes.
"That was easy." Sheik said.
"Now for the substitution jutsu, it can be done with or without hand signals." Kakashi said. "I guess I should show you the signals to start with." Kakashi then showed Sheik some simple hand signs. "Time for a small test, Naruto, would you like to do try this?" Kakashi picked up a rock and tossed it to Naruto.
"You bet!" Naruto said.
"Don't dodge it, use the jutsu." Kakashi instructed Sheik. Naruto threw the rock and Sheik gave the hand signals a try and a log replaced her. The rock hit the log and somehow bounced off and hit Naruto in the head.
"Owwww…" Naruto said while rubbing his head.
Back with Fox…
"You seem to be getting the hang of this." Came Gai's voice.
"Gai sensei! I didn't realize you were there!" Rock Lee said.
"Ha ha! Of course you didn't."
"So wait… I'm doing alright with this taijutsu stuff?" Fox asked.
"You're doing just fine." Gai said with his usual shiny smile.
"Alright then." Fox commented.
Meanwhile…
There were six figures in the shadows of leaves watching the village from the treetops.
"Alright… do you understand your orders?" Came the voice of Orochimaru… who was now visible.
"Yeah, we do." Said a girl's voice.
"Alright then… this is as far as Kabuto and I go to assist you. Return to the Sound village when you're done." Orochimaru said. He and Kabuto leaped off.
"Our master sure is lazy." Said the girl's voice.
"Shh! Do not say such things about master Orochimaru, he'll kill you if he hears you." Said a male's voice.
"Shut the fuck up you fatass." (I think you Naruto fans should know who this is by now. And my apologies for the language.)
Back with Sheik.
"Transform!" A veil of smoke covered Sheik before reappearing as Sakura. "This is kind of cool." She said.
"Very well…" Kakashi said. He moved out of the way of a few targets. "You say you're pretty good wit senbon, now show me. Try and hit the spots I have marked on these targets."
"Here goes." She threw a dozen or so senbon and they all hit their marks.
"Very good. Now I'll show you a trick involving weapons." Kakashi took out two shuriken and threw them at a tree, but they changed course and looked like they wrapped around the tree. Upon closer inspection, Sheik noticed there was some kind of string attached to the shuriken that extended back to Kakashi's fingers.
"How'd you do that?" Sheik asked.
"It's possible to generate string of sorts by using chakra. There are several possibilities of this trick, but that much is up to you." Kakashi said. "Now try and make a few strands."
Sheik put her hands together and focused, she then pulled her hands apart and a few strands of string were visible. "Huh… this is a neat trick." It was now sun down. "Whoa… time flies."
"That's enough for today. I'll see you at the same time tomorrow." Kakashi said.
At the inn they were staying at…
"I want some more!" Wario shouted.
"Oooooo!" The two of them glared at each other before putting their hands up to their mouths. The two of them made a break for the bathroom.
"Don't eat it if you're just going to puke it back up! Sheesh." Roy said before taking another slurp of ramen noodles.
"How's training going?" Link asked Zelda.
"Just fine." Zelda answered.
"Hey… this is pretty good Ice cream." Popo said.
"Yep." Nana agreed.
"I can eat more bowls than you!" Wario shouted at DK as they came back from the bathroom.
"Ooooo!" DK shouted back.
"Oh brother." Fox sighed.
Meanwhile…
Sasuke was sitting on a rooftop thinking to himself, about his long dead parents, about his brother, and how he would love nothing more than his brother's death at his own hands. "Who's there!" He turned around and drew his kunai. He hopped back on the ground. "Sharingan." His eyes turned red with the three tomoe around the pupil.
"So he has a kekkai genkai? Lucky bastard." Said some girl.
"Say something nicer Tayuya." Demanded a male's voice.
"Hello there Sasuke." Said another guy's voice. Four figures emerged from the shadows. They were all wearing similar outfits. Like that of Japanese or Chinese grass-cutters with a thick rope tied around their waist in a bow pattern in back. The outfits also had a yin-yang symbol on the front flap except that it was completely white.
"Who are you guys?" Sasuke asked calmly.
"That doesn't matter right now." Said the bulkiest one in the group with really short orange hair.
"Let's just say we're here for someone's interest." Said the one with six arms and a male ponytail.
"I just want to see how easily you die." Said a guy with gray hair, and there was something from the back of his neck that looked vaguely like another head. Plus his outfit was the only one that was somewhat different.
"I'll enjoy this." Said the girl called Tayuya. She had red hair and was wearing some kind of helmet.
"Not if I can help it." Sasuke said.
"Go for it Jirobou." Said the six arms guy. The large guy charged and threw a punch, Sasuke grabbed his neck, flipped over him and threw him in to the air by lifting his leg backwards. He then threw a few kunai at Jirobou while he was in the air, the kunai stabbed his back and he fell to the ground.
"He isn't half bad Kidoumaru." Said the gray haired guy.
"He's not bad at all Sakon." The six armed guy responded. Kidoumaru charged and began to throw several punches. Sasuke dodged them all easily and kicked Kidoumaru under the chin, sending him in to the air. Sasuke was then below and behind him. "Lion combo!" Sasuke delivered two kicks to both ribs and did a kick to slam him in to the ground, and then did a spinning heel drop on his stomach. "Not done yet." He then did several did a side flip to avoid Sakon. "Pheonix flower jutsu." Sasuke breathed out muliple fireballs. One made contact with Sakon while the others went for Tayuya.
"Ha! Idiot… I can just stop those." She took out a flute and did some kind of attack that sent sound waves out of the flute that made the fireballs disappear. "What? He hid shuriken in the fireballs?" The shuriken hit her dead on.
"Alright then… I'm done with these clones… so come out of hiding." Sasuke said. All the ninja he defeated disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"Very good… we have a deal for you." Kidoumaru began.
The next day…
"Shadow clone jutsu!" Sheik made a hand sign and in a puff of smoke, several limp bodies of Sheiks appeared. "Ugh…"
"This is a difficult technique, maybe we should try something else." Kakashi said.
"But I've figured out how to make shadow illusions, why can't I make real clones?" Sheik asked.
"Because the distribution of chakra is much harder to do since you're trying to make real copies of yourself." Kakashi told her. Sheik then looked disappointed. "But at least you've already figured out quite a few techniques. Quite frankly, it's amazing what you have learned already."
"Thanks…" Sheik said. "Say… where's the rest of your team?" Sheik asked. Indeed, Naruto was the only one there.
"Hm… that is strange. Oh, Sakura… what's wrong?" Kakashi noticed Sakura standing there with tears in her eyes.
"It's… it's…"
Last night…
Sasuke left the Hokage's office and was heading toward the east gate. Sakura was standing in the way.
"Sasuke! Isn't that…" Sakura asked.
"Get out of my way Sakura." Sasuke said coldly.
"What are you doing with the black rune?" Sakura asked.
"This is the ultimate way for me to find the revenge I've sought for a long time." Sasuke replied.
"Is revenge so important to you that you'd betray the village? That you'd betray us? That you'd betray me?" Sakura asked. Sasuke just walked right by her. "But I love you Sasuke!" She shouted. It was a wonder why no one woke up.
"Let me show you how much I care." Sasuke said while reappearing behind Sakura and knocking her out.
Back to the present…
"This is bad." Tsunade said. All the smashers were gathered in her office. "Smashers, we have no more time to waste, you must go and take the fight to Orochimaru."
"But how do we know where he is?" Fox asked.
"I could help!" Naruto volunteered.
"I say we let him come with us." Sheik said.
"Alright, let's go then." Link said. "Lead the way Naruto."
"You got it!"
"Oh and Wario, stay to the trees this time." Roy said.
"Why should I?" Wario asked.
"You'll find it much easier to keep up like that." Popo answered.
"Humph." And so Naruto and the smashers left to tail the Sound Four.
Meanwhile…
"Sasuke." Kidoumaru said while stopping.
"What is it?" Sasuke asked.
"Master Orochimaru needs you to rest for a while to awaken your power." Jirobou answered. He took a coffin like box off of his back and placed it on the ground and opened it.
"Very well." Sasuke stepped in to the box with the black rune. It was sealed shortly.
"Alright let's move." Sakon said.
"When do you think those assholes will get here?" Tayuya asked.
"Say something nicer Tayuya!" Jirobou scolded.
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Well… I doubt I'll be able to update tomorrow, but until next chapter, please leave a review giving me your thoughts on this chapter.