Ultimate Smash Adventure

Game2002, Biggoron, Shadow Minamoto, Sasukeuchiha180, and other reviewers. Thank you for your reviews thus far and I would appreciate your continued support of this story.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except for the story itself.

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Webs of the Eastern Gate

The remaining three members of the Sound Four were still hoping along the tree branches.

"What is taking Jirobou so long?" Asked Kidoumaru.

"You know him, he loves to eat, greedy pig." Sakon answered. "Oh wait, here he comes now." Indeed, Jirobou was hopping along the tree branches and catching up with them.

"Sorry it took so long." Jirobou said. "They broke out of my Earth Dome and I had to take care of them myself."

"Well I just hope you made it painful for those bastards." Tayuya said.

"…"

"…"

"!" Kidoumaru stared at Jirobou for a minute before lunging at him and tackling him.

"Oof!" Jirobou shouted. "Hey what's the big idea?"

"You're not Jirobou!" Kidoumaru shouted while pulling a kunai made out of webs from his mouth.

"What is going on?" Sakon asked.

"Are you out of your mind! Of course I'm Jirobou!" Jirobou argued back.

"If you're Jirobou… then why didn't you scold Tayuya for swearing?" Kidoumaru said as he pulled out a fifth one.

"What did you do with that fatass you asshole?" Tayuya demanded.

"I didn't realize an enemy of mine would care about language." Jirobou disappeared in a puff of smoke and it turned out to be Sheik in disguise. The other members of the Sound Four surrounded her. "Now guys!" Link, Popo, Nana, Roy, and Fox leaped out of the trees. Link swung at Kidoumaru with his sword and missed, while the Ice Climbers missed Sakon, and Fox tried to shoot Tayuya but missed.

"Hiya!" Roy swung his Sealed sword and sent a stream of fire out at the Sound Four.

"The rest of you guys go… these losers are mine." Kidoumaru said. Sakon and Tayuya hopped off. Kidoumaru spit out a huge glob of web from his mouth and it unfolded in to a net and pinned the smashers to a tree.

"Grr… can't break free." Link groaned.

"Of course you can't… my webs have chakra flowing through them, making them stronger than steel." Kidomaru said as he got ready to throw his pre-made kunai.

"Naruto!" Fox shouted. Five Naruto's then leaped out of the leaves above Kidoumaru. Kidoumaru quickly gathered strands of web in to his hands and threw it upward, making a large net of web between him and the Naruto clones.

"Alright… care to play a game?" Kidoumaru threw one of his web kunai at one Naruto, it disappeared in a puff of smoke. Kidoumaru then looked around for a minute and threw another kunai at another clone. There were three left, and Kidoumaru threw two of his kunai thinking to improve his odds, but both of his targets were also clones. "So… you lasted to the end of the game… oh well, game over." Kidoumaru threw his last kunai at Naruto, it hit Naruto in the stomach, and blood began to trickle down the kunai.

"No!" Roy shouted. But then Naruto disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"What! They were all clones?" Kidoumaru shouted, he turned around and got punched in the face by Naruto.

"I'm not going down that easily! Believe it!" Naruto shouted. Kidoumaru stood up and made web darts and he threw them at the pinned smashers. "Oh no!"

"Oh yes!" Came Wario's voice. He charged out of the leaves, ripped the webs that entangled the smashers in half and used those webs as a shield to block the web darts.

"How did you rip my webs?" Kidoumaru asked.

"Ha! No puny webs are a match for the might of the great Wario!" Wario shouted as he flexed. "The rest of you go after those two punks, I'll handle this freak." Wario said.

"Why?" Nana asked.

"Just go on already… I haven't had any action since I joined you guys, I need to relieve my boredom." Wario said. The others started to hop off.

"Oh no you don't." Kidoumaru attempted to throw another glob of webs but was tackled by Wario, sending them both down to the forest floor. "Grrr… fine then. I'll take care of you first." Kidoumaru said.

"You? Take care of me? Ha! You may have six arms, but those arms are nothing compared to these muscles!" Wario gloated as he flexed again.

"Heh… well how about this?" Kidoumaru hopped on top of a tree, pricked his finger with one of his web darts, and placed his bleeding finger against the tree. "Summoning jutsu!" There was huge puff of smoke and a giant black spider was sitting on the tree.

"Hmph… I'm not afraid of a spider." Wario said. Kidoumaru made a web and hopped off in to the leaves. The spider moved over to the web and laid a sac of eggs. "What the…?" The eggs almost immediately hatched and one-hundred spiders about the size of a cat appeared and began to descend from the webs all around Wario. "Grrrr… well bring it on!" Wario began to swing his fists around wildly, smashing any spiders he hit. Meanwhile Kidoumaru was in the trees.

"That's right… just keep your eyes on the spiders." Kidoumaru said. He pulled out a few web darts from his mouth, took aim at Wario, and threw them at him.

"Whoa!" Wario rolled out of the way of those web darts and immediately uppercut another spider. Wario grabbed one of the spiders and began to spin around and around, building speed every time he spun around. "Wild Swing Ding!" Wario crushed any spiders that got close to him and threw the spider he was holding in to three other spiders. "Well, that's all of them." Wario said. The giant spider then laid another egg sac. "Oh you've got to be kidding me." Wario said. He then proceeded to pound all of the new baby spiders.

"This time I won't miss." Kidoumaru said, he made about three web darts for each hand, and he threw them at Wario. Wario got hit in the back and in his right arm.

"Augh!" Wario still continued to pound all of the baby spiders even when Kidoumaru appeared behind him and threw more darts at his back. This time it also hit his leg in a few places. "Grrrrraaaaahh!" Spiders surrounded Wario and had darts stuck in him, he felt gas build up inside of him and shortly after that, he let it rip. All the spiders around him rolled on to their backs and writhed in pain before dying.

"Can't say that didn't surprise me." Kidoumaru said.

"Now I'm going to…" Wario started but he heard the large spider move. Apparantly it wasn't too happy about all of its babies being killed. It charged at Wario with an open mouth. "Whoa!" Wario brought his hands up and blocked the mandibles. He was struggling to keep the mandibles from closing in on Wario and eating him. The spider was slowly beginning to overpower Wario and was slowly closing the mandibles around him.

"I'm getting bored." Kidoumaru said. He threw more web darts at Wario's arms.

"Augh!" Wario nearly gave out from taking those darts to the arms. "Grrrr… I joined the smashers so that I could have more chances to prove that I'm better than Mario." Wario said.

"Huh?"

"I haven't even gotten a chance to prove it yet… so I'm not going to die here!" Wario then seemed to have a sudden surge of power, he overpowered the spider and turned it over on its back.

"What! That's impossible!" Kidoumaru gasped. Wario then grabbed the spider at the part that connects the head to the body, leaped in to the air and began to spin around and around.

"Pile Driver!" Wario slammed the spider in to the ground and crushed it before it disappeared in to a cloud of smoke. "Now I'm going to do to you what I did to that spider! Only ten fold!" Wario shouted.

"Not likely." Kidoumaru said. Strange marks appeared all over his body and then his skin turned red as well as his eyes. His hair turned white and a third eye appeared on his forehead.

"Whoa! And I thought you were a freak to begin with." Wario said.

"Ha ha ha ha! You'll never beat me when I'm in second level curse." Kidoumaru laughed. He hopped off in to the trees again.

"Hey! Quit hiding!" Wario demanded. Off in the trees, a ways away from Wario, Kidoumaru made a golden bow out of his webs and then made an arrow with it.

"Try this on for size." Kidoumaru said to himself. He let the arrow fly but Wario saw it coming just in time.

"Whoa!" It hit a tree behind him. "Ha! You missed!" An explosion caused by the web arrow then threw Wario forward. "Whoa! He can make exploding webs?" Wario asked.

"Fool… Even if I miss my initial target, I never waste a shot, I always refine each shot I make. With my third eye, I have 120 percent accuracy, and I can even manipulate the arrow with this web string." Kidoumaru said to himself. He made another arrow with a string attached to it. He aimed and fired. Wario saw it coming and decided to run from it considering it would explode.

"What! How is it following me?" Wario just ran all the faster and hid behind a tree. "AAAAUUUGGHH!" The web arrow pierced the tree and practically impaled his left shoulder.

"Sound like a direct hit." Kidoumaru said. "Goodbye." The arrow exploded a ways away from him. Suddenly the tree he was standing rocked violently. "What the…?" He lost his footing and fell off. Before he landed, a smoking Wario leaped at him in mid-air and began punching him in mid-air. "You're still alive! And how did you find me?"

"I… followed… some… string… right… to you!" Wario answered while punching him over and over in the face. "And… you… need… to stop… talking… to yourself!" Wario continued to answer. He finally punched Kidoumaru right below the belt (I think you know where I mean.)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!" While Kidoumaru was crippled over, Wario grabbed him jumped, wrapped his arms and legs around Kidoumaru's waist and arms, and began to spin toward the groung.

"Pile driver!" Wario planted Kidoumaru in to the ground. Wario hopped back and watched as Kidoumaru's body twitched while sticking up in the air before falling limp.

"Whew… I have to admit… he took a lot out of me." Wario said. He layed down on the ground and began to snore loudly.

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The second battle is over! I was asked about what I meant by Southern Gate in the last chapter. The Sound Four are sometimes referred to by which compass direction they stand in when they do that special barrier jutsu of theirs. Jirobou was the Southern Gate, Kidoumaru was the Eastern Gate, Sakon is the Western Gate, and Tayuya is the Northern Gate. Review please!