Hi pipz! yup, cool fucking started yesterday and i hate it! only cuz the hw. i really missed talking to my friends and talking bout perverted stuffs! hehe! well, here's the next chappy for problems! oh, and remember that this story is kinda like a prequel to forgetting the past, and meeting of silence, my other chap fics.

Disclaimer: I, DON'T, FUCKING, OWN, NARUTO! damn, i had too much candy.

Key (i'm getting tired of fucking writing this so, figure it out! gomen, i'm really mean today.)

blah-narration

"blah"-speech

blah-thoughts and flashbacks

blah-inner sasuke's voice and actions

"blah"-inner sasuke's pretend voice (you'll get it once u read)

(blah)-author's notes

Recap

Sasuke placed gentle kisses on her exposed neck, his hands exploring every detail of her body.

Damn, I spend too much time with Kakashi. He grinned a perverted grin before he turned his attention towards the fireworks.

end recap

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A couple walked home, hands intertwined with the others, walking to the house where team seven's only girl member lived. (yup, a couple! heehee!)

Sasuke sighed as his inner self continued bragging about how great he had been in the process of winning the girl's heart.

Yeah, I was so great! Did you see me? I was like all yeah, and then all yeah. Then I felt her...

Shut...the...hell...up.

What! Yeah, you're just jealous cuz I actually kissed her! Haha! In your fuckin' ugly, drop-dead ugly, fucked up face!

What the hell is your problem? I was the one that kissed her, and felt her...uh. Nevermind, I won't say it because you'll get jealous and go running home to your mommy crying. Oh, wait, you don't have a mommy.

Oh yes I do. She's...uh...here somewhere, I just have to look for her.

mutter

yelling

mutter

bang

boom

splash

Shit!

whirring

warning

KABOOM!

Aah!

See, she's right here. Inner Sasuke reveals a rag doll, dressed in, well, rags.

Hi mommy! Sasuke hurt my feelings and he had sex with an elephant!

"Oh, it's okay! Mommy is going to take care of you! He shouldn't have sex with an elephant, it's bad! He's supposed to have sex with a dinosaur and go..." Inner Sasuke grabs a toy dinosaur and makes it look like his mom is humping it.

"See, it's easy, why don't you try it and see what's better. A dinosaur or an elephant." Inner Sasuke stopped talking in his girly, pretend voice and starts humping a toy elephant and a toy dinosaur.

Oh god! Why do I have such a weird inner self?

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"Um, Sasuke-kun, are you in there? You seem to be lost in space." the pink haired ninja waved an arm in front of his face, making Sasuke snap out of his thougts, and on instinct, grabbed the moving thing in front of him and stared at Sakura.

"Gomen, I was just thinking." he smiled a perverted grin.

Maybe I should start learning.

The end

i can't believe this fic is finished. in the end, sasuke was talking about his inner self having... yeah. and that's what he said he should learn. HAHAHAHAHA! plz review. i'll start a new fic soon that will probably have some other pairings in it. i was laughing so freakin' hard when i was writing the dinosaur, elephant thing. u can probably see why. i don't know where that came from, but, my perverted mind had taken over. hehehe!