Ultimate Smash Adventure

Okay, here goes some more of the Orre arc. If you must know why I didn't have this ready yesterday, it's because this day has had the biggest up and down of my life thus far. But we won't go in to detail.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except for the story itself and Ron Host.

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Missing Mayor

The smashers entered the city. "Wow… it's beautiful…" Zelda said. The city had white stone buildings, clean stone sidewalks, and water flowing through several parts of the city.

"I have to admit, I am impressed." Bowser said.

"Pika…" He sighed happily.

"Yoshi Yoshi!"

"Yoshi… we don't have time to go exploring for food." Ness said.

"Jigglypuff." She nodded.

"Right, we have to look around for leads on Crocodile." Snake said.

"Shouldn't we rest first though?" Ness asked.

"He's right, there isn't much point in looking for Crocodile if we aren't in top shape to fight him." Marth said. "Especially after my Falchion did nothing to him…" Marth thought to himself.

"They are right, we should be in top shape to face him. After all, my bullet didn't hurt him. And I doubt he would be that disoriented to not use sand powers even with another gas bomb." Snake thought.

"I agree, let's find some place to rest." Zelda said.

"Pika pika!" Pikachu pointed to the pokemon center.

"But that's only for pokemon right?" Bowser asked.

"Jigglypuff, puff puff." Jigglypuff answered.

"Okay." Ness said. So the eight of them walked toward the pokemon center.

The next day…

The smashers were sleeping soundly when…

"Get up! Move it people! We have work to do!" Snake shouted. "Go go go go!" Bowser fell off a couch on to the floor and hit his head. Everyone else jumped up really surprised.

"Huh?" Ness thought for a minute. "But it's only six A.M." Ness said groggily.

"I know, I let you people sleep in too much." Snake said. "We have some investigation to do now, so let's go!" Snake shouted.

"Pika…"

"Jiggly…"

"Yoshi…"

"Too… early…" Zelda groaned.

"Man… I haven't had to wake up this early in forever…" Marth said.

"Ow… my head…" Bowser said.

After a lot of complaining, the smashers all walked out of the Pokemon center and looked around.

"I suggest we split up." Snake said. "I'll go with Pikachu… Ness, you can take Jigglypuff."

"Okay." Ness said.

"Jiggly…"

"I'll go with Yoshi." Zelda said.

"But that leaves me with Marth." Bowser said.

"You make it sound like it's a problem." Marth said.

"Let's just go ask around." Snake said. So the smashers took off to various parts of the city.

"So who should we ask?" Marth said.

"Let's try that guy jogging around the fountain." Bowser said. Bowser then strolled up to the fountain.

"Wait Bowser! You shouldn't…" Marth began.

"Excuse me, but do you…" Bowser began to ask.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! A giant talking pokemon! Run Castform!" The guy said and ran off really quickly with a tiny gray pokemon floating behind him.

"Hmph… giant talking pokemon indeed." Bowser said, clearly insulted.

"I tried to warn you." Marth said.

"Run for it Jigglypuff!" Ness said. Ness and Jigglypuff then ran in to the fountain area.

"What are you running from?" Marth asked.

"I accidentally let it slip that Jigglypuff is not my pokemon and…"

"A wild pokemon!"

"You never see those around here! Let's catch it!" A mob of random Pokemon trainers was running full speed at Jigglypuff.

"Jigglypuff!" Everyone ran for his or her lives after that.

Yoshi and Zelda were checking the coliseum. It was an awesome looking building with water flowing from the top of it and covering the whole dome.

"So… you want to know about this guy named Crocodile?" The receptionist asked.

"Yes."

"Yoshi." He nodded.

"Well………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………I don't know who the heck he is." The receptionist said. Yoshi and Zelda then fell over anime style. "How would you like to enter a tournament?" She asked.

"We're not trainers." Zelda said.

"He's not a pokemon?" The receptionist asked while looking at Yoshi.

"Yoshi." He shook his head.

"Let's go…" Zelda sighed.

Snake and Pikachu were checking out the Prestige Gym. "Look, I wish I could help you, but I don't have time right now, we have a crisis on our hands." The gym leader, who had purple hair and a mostly white outfit, told Snake and Pikachu "Our current mayor went missing." He said.

"Listen… Justy wasn't it? What if we helped you find him?" Snake asked.

"That would be most appreciated, but we haven't turned up anything. We even checked his house for clues." Justy said.

"Come on, let's get the others." Snake said.

"Pikachu." He nodded. Everyone was now at the mayor's house in his bedroom.

"My plan is that Pikachu and Yoshi sniff out something of the mayor's, and we sniff him out." Snake said.

"Yeah but for all we know, he could be across the desert." Bowser said.

"That's ridiculous, he'd have to have been kidnapped for a mayor to just leave town like that." Marth said.

"Well it's possi… whoa!" Bowser suddenly slipped and fell on his stomach. "What did I slip on?" He asked painfully. Yoshi sniffed his smelly feet and almost passed out.

"Yoshi…" He said.

"You got a whiff of wax?" Zelda asked.

"Wait a minute… wax… a guy named Mr. 2… he has been kidnapped!" Bowser declared.

"Huh?" Everyone looked at him.

"There was this guy named Mr. 3 who could make wax from his body as hard as steel. I bet he was here!" Bowser said.

"Well if that's the case… how are we going to find him across a desert?" Snake asked.

"I know! I could use PSI teleport until Yoshi and Pikachu picked up something." Ness suggested.

"I want to go too!" Bowser said.

"I can only hold two people at a time." Ness said.

"Pikachu?"

"I guess if you rode on Yoshi's back you could come." Ness said.

"Alright then. Yoshi, Pikachu, Ness, and Bowser will go look for the mayor, the rest of us will wait here." Marth said.

"Okay." Everyone said. Ness, Yoshi, Pikachu, and Bowser were all ready to use teleport.

"Hold on." Ness said. He ran forward at speeds high enough to leave a trail of fire behind him.

Meanwhile…

Mr. 3 and Miss. April Fool's day were riding in a carriage pulled along by a Rhyhorn with a woman bounded and gagged in the back of the carriage. "This stinks, why do we have to get such a slow method of transportation?" Mr. 3 pouted.

"zzzzzz…" Miss April Fool's day snored.

"Hey! Are you listening!" He yelled.

"Huh? What? I guess we aren't allowed one because we need a higher rank." She yawned.

"Maybe I'll get promoted when I give the Mayor to Mr. 0!" Mr. 3 said enthusiastically.

"Then what?" She asked sleepily.

"I don't know… there is a Mr. 2 already isn't there?" Mr. 3 said. Suddenly a strange wormhole opened up a few paces ahead of them and Ness and company came out of it screeching to a halt right in front of the spooked out Rhyhorn.

"Smell anything Yoshi and Pikachu?" Ness asked.

"Pikachu…"

"Yoshi…?"

"What do you mean it smells really close?" Bowser asked. The four of them turned around and saw Mr. 3 and Miss April Fool's day. The smashers blinked, and the BW agents blinked for a minute.

"AAAAGGHH! It's you!" Bowser and Mr. 3 shouted at the same time.

"Hand over the mayor of Phenac City." Bowser said.

"Not a chance! Now that you're here, I'll pay you back for what you did back on Keyhaul Key." Mr. 3 said.

"Yoshi!"

"Ha ha ha ha! I hope you guys are ready to die." Mr. 3 said confidently when in reality… "Why did I have to run in to these guys in the desert? The sun will melt my wax." He thought nervously. "Miss April Fool's Day! Let's go!" He shouted.

"Okay…" She yawned while munching on a rice cracker. Mr. 3 launched streams of wax in to the air and they formed spikes as they fell back down toward the smashers. They all managed to duck to the side to avoid the attack. Mr. 3 then created knives out of wax and threw them at Bowser while Bowser jumped to the side. Bowser blew fire to melt them before they could hit him.

"Ha! No chance!" Bowser said.

"PK Thunder!" Ness launched a ball of lightning that swerved to the side and hit a cactus that had red paint on it. "Huh?"

"Red is the color of distraction." Miss. April Fool's Day said.

"Pikachu!" Pikachu launched a lightning bolt to fry the cactus and it worked. Meanwhile, Mr. 3 had made a sword out of wax and was attacking Bowser. Bowser blocked the attack a few times before the wax started to melt.

"This desert sun isn't working out for you is it?" Bowser asked snidely.

"Yoshi!" Yoshi then rammed Mr. 3 in the ribs really hard.

"Owwww!" He yelped.

"Yoshi!" Yoshi then performed an egg roll, straight in to a rock that was once again painted red. "Yoshi…"

"Why are you talking about pretty stars?" Bowser asked.

"How dare you!" Ness pulled out his yo-yo and launched it at Miss. April Fool's Day, who jumped back and flung black paint at Ness that hit his hat.

"Wait, what was black again?" Bowser thought for a minute. Then Ness turned on Pikachu and sent him flying with his bat. "Oh yeah…" Bowser said. It was then that what felt like a gigantic weight hit him in the head. "What the…?" Bowser turned around and saw Mr. 3 was throwing a glob of wax at him. Bowser ducked just in time to avoid it.

"No more games!" Mr. 3 said. Mr. 3 then surrounded himself with wax and formed a suit of armor around him. "Even in the sun, I'll be able to keep this suit together by continuing to make wax." Mr. 3 said with a really evil tone.

"It's still wax!" Bowser shouted. He let out a stream of fire that hit the red that was still on the rock. "Oh well, at least I burned it off." However when he turned around, Mr. 3 landed a punch on his face with his armor. The punch was really strong since it sent him flying in to another rock and breaking it in to pieces.

"Yaaaaahh!" Ness was still swinging his bat around at Pikachu.

"Pikachu!" Pikachu then leaped over Ness' head and snatched the cap off of his head.

"Huh? What just happened?" Ness asked.

"Pikachu…" Happily. He then began to laugh uncontrollably.

"Now what's wrong?" Ness asked.

"I painted yellow on his back. Yellow is the color of laughter." Miss. April Fool's Day said.

"PK Fire!" Ness fired a blast at Pikachu's back.

"Piiiiiikaaaaa!" He yelped. The flame burned off the yellow, but it burned Pikachu pretty badly.

"PSI life up!" Ness then healed Pikachu.

"Now let's… have a picnic." Ness said happily.

"Okay." Miss April Fool's Day said as she pulled out a bunch of rice-crackers and tea.

"What the heck are you guys doing?" Bowser asked while sumo wrestling with the candle-champion suit.

"Green is the color of peace. I painted the ground green." Miss. April Fool's day said.

"Augh! This is getting annoy- oof!" Mr. 3 managed to kick Bowser with one of the really thick legs.

"Die!" Mr. 3 then began to clobber Bowser continually with the Candle Champion's round hands.

"Yoshi!"

"Huh?" Mr. 3 turned around and he saw Yoshi's foot land in his face and kick Mr. 3 really hard.

"Take this!" Bowser then breathed out a stream of fire at Mr. 3 and melted the candle champion faster than he could keep the suit together.

"Agh!" The flames also scorched the ground that Ness and Pikachu were standing on.

"Auuuugh!" Pikachu and Ness shouted while really scorched.

"PSI life up!" Ness healed both him and Pikachu.

"Pikaaachuuuuu!" Pikachu then zapped Miss. April Fool's day and Mr. 3.

"AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHH!" The two were then sent flying in to the sky in different directions.

"Don't worry mayor, we're here now." Ness said as he untied her and took the tape off of her mouth.

"Ow." She said as Ness ripped the tape off.

"Sorry." Ness said. "Now… how am I going to get back?" Ness asked.

"I'll carry her." Bowser said.

"Um… thank you I guess…" The mayor said, obviously freaked out. Bowser grabbed her and grabbed Ness' hand. Pikachu climbed on Yoshi's back and Yoshi grabbed Ness' hand.

"Let's go guys." Ness said "PSI teleport!" The five then disappeared and took off for Phenac City.

At Phenac gate…

"What's taking them so long?" Marth asked.

"I just have this feeling that they'll be here any second." Zelda said.

"Jigglypuff." Suddenly they reappeared and accidentally crashed in to the other smashers.

"Ow…" Marth said.

"That could have been a little more pleasant." Snake grumbled.

"Well, thank you very much." The mayor said getting up. "If that guy brought me to see this Mr. 0, then I might not have lived."

"Mr. 0? Is that what they call Crocodile?" Ness asked.

"Crocodile? What about him?" The mayor asked.

"You know him?" Marth asked.

"I take it that you need a little help. Come with me then." She said. "I might as well do something before my term as mayor is up." She said.

"You're not going to be mayor soon?" Snake asked.

"No, it's almost time for reelections." She said.

"Oh." Bowser said.

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Well, I decided to leave it at that. The next chapter we will continue the Orre arc.