Ultimate Smash Adventure
Well, I have to admit I've been so much happier lately than I've felt in a while. So I'm going to keep writing this story as best as I can. So here's chapter seventy-two.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except for Ron Host and the story itself.
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Evil Mastermind Crocodile
"Well, here are the desert vehicles." The mayor said. She pointed to four hover vehicles.
"Man, what technology the pokemon world has." Marth said.
"I have to admit, this is decent tech." Snake said.
"Yoshi?"
"There's only four because some of us can't learn to drive these." Zelda said. "And Ness is too young."
"Aw man, again?" Ness complained.
"I guess the big one's mine." Bowser said. There was a fairly big hover car that could accommodate Bowser's bulk and one other person.
"Yoshi." Yoshi decided to climb in with Bowser. The other vehicles were hover bikes, and two of them had passenger cars.
"I'll take the lone one." Marth said.
"I'll take this one then." Zelda said. "I think you and Jigglypuff can fit in this one." Zelda said.
"Pika."
"Jiggly." The two of them could indeed fit inside the passenger car.
"I guess that leaves you and I Ness." Snake said as he climbed on the bike while Ness took the passenger car.
"Well, best of luck to you mayor." Ness said.
"Good luck to you guys." Mayor said. The vehicles started up and left a cloud of dust. Except for Zelda's.
"Wait! How do you start this thing?" Zelda yelled. Pikachu and Jigglypuff sweat-dropped. Marth drove backwards.
"Hey, I know how to drive this thing, how come you can't figure it out?" Marth asked.
"Well, do you start it like this?" Zelda pressed a button, however her foot was on the accelerator and she sped off like a rocket. "AAAAAAAAHHHH!"
"I guess we have to start somewhere." Marth said as he sped off. The smashers had been driving for a while. A really really long time.
"Yoshi?"
"No." Bowser answered.
"Yoshi?"
"No." Bowser asked with growing agitation in his voice.
"Yoshi?"
"NO!" Bowser yelled.
"Yoshi?"
"AAAAAAUUUUGGHH!" Bowser finally snapped and he threw Yoshi out of the car. However, since he took his hands off the wheel, the car went out of control and crashed. Everyone stopped and went back to check on Bowser.
"Next time, you won't take your hands off the wheel." Snake said.
"Next time, you won't take your hands off the wheel, yadda yadda yadda." Bowser said while mocking Snake. "Fine."
"Yoshi!" Yoshi threw an egg at Bowser's face for throwing him out like that. So the smashers drove off once again for the base. After a much shorter while, a bunch of other hover vehicles got in the way of them.
"Alright! Hand over all of your pokemon and money!" One of several bald guys in red vests shouted.
"Leave these jokers to me, I'll catch up." Bowser said as he climbed out of his car.
"Yoshi Yoshi." He got out of the car too.
"These are pokemon trainers, maybe I should stay too." Marth said getting off of his bike.
"The rest of us will find Crocodile." Snake said.
"Good luck." Zelda said as the others drove off.
"Well, you guys going to hand over your pokemon?" A bald guy asked.
"The only pokemon with us are those two you saw with the others, and they aren't ours either." Bowser said.
"Yoshi!"
"Who are you guys anyways?" Marth asked.
"We are Team Snagem. Our boss finally decided to leave Cipher for good. Oh well, now we can do what we want." They said. "Now hand over you money." The team then threw out lots of various pokemon.
"Here we go guys." Marth said as he and the other two took fighting stances.
With the other smashers…
"Hey look! That must be it!" Ness said.
"Jigglypuff!" She said really happily.
"Why are you happy that there's a welcoming committee?" Snake asked. As Jigglypuff and Snake pointed out, there was a large band of guys that looked just like ordinary people, except for the fact that they all had guns and swords.
"Here we go guys." Zelda said. Transforming in to Sheik. The smashers stopped the bikes short and got off.
"Take this!" Snake threw bombs in to the crowds and detonated them. Snake then pulled out a knife and gun and either slashed, kicked, or shot anyone that got near him.
"Fireball Jutsu!" Sheik made a few hand signs and blew a large fireball in to a crowd. She then used her advanced taijutsu and to kick everyone else's butts.
"Piiiiiikaaaaa…" A large number of these lackeys surrounded Pikachu and leaped at him. "chuuuuuuuuuuu!" Pikachu then let out a large discharge of energy that zapped them all. Jigglypuff used a defense curl to soften the blow from some random kick. When Jigglypuff touched ground, she immediately began to use Rollout. Due to the defense curl, her rollout was a lot more powerful and flattened any lackeys she ran over.
"You're going down kid." Said some lackey.
"PSI Rocking!" Ness used his signature attack and all of the colorful orbs wiped out all of the lackeys. "Too easy." Ness said.
"Now let's get inside!" Snake said. The smashers ran inside and ran in to several lackeys along the way.
"A fork in the hallway?" Ness asked rhetorically.
"Pikachu."
"Considering who we're up against, splitting up may not be a good idea." Zelda said. "All for going right?" two raised their hands. "Well, I guess we're going to the right then." The smashers then ran to the right. Suddenly the floor opened up beneath them.
"Piiiiikaaaaa!"
"Jigglypuuuuuuuuuf!"
"It was a trap!" Ness shouted.
"Not now!" Zelda shouted.
"Not again." Snake said simply. The smashers landed in some cage with a really hard…
THUD
"Owwww…" Ness said.
"Pikaaaaaaa…"
"NOOOOOOOO!" The other smashers tried to stop Pikachu.
"CHUUUUUU!" Pikachu tried zapping the bars, but the bolts bounced off and zapped the hell out of the smashers.
"I am getting sick of this…" Snake groaned.
"Heh heh heh heh… what are the odds that I'd capture the same two people twice, and a few of their friends." Crocodile laughed while walking up to the cage.
"…" That was Snake.
"…" And that was Ness.
"So you're Crocodile." Zelda said.
"Jigglypuff!" Jigglypuff ran up to the bars and tried to squeeze through, but the bars were too tight for even Jigglypuff to squeeze through.
"Pikachu!"
"Heh… the mighty smashers, here in one place. I seem to be missing a few though. Oh well." Crocodile said. "It's too bad that even you won't be able to stop me though." Crocodile said.
"What do you mean?" Zelda asked.
"You may have stopped my first attempt to take the mayor, but I'll have her. And she'll tell me where I can find what I need." Crocodile said.
"Yeah right, this time the residents of the town will be much more diligent even if she was kidnapped again." Ness said.
"I doubt it. I don't even think they'll want her back." Crocodile said.
"What?"
Meanwhile…
Everyone in Phenac City was gathered for a town meeting at the center fountain. "There's the mayor!" Someone shouted. The mayor was standing at the top of the stairs with a bunch of trainers in uniforms behind her.
"Why does she have so many trainers behind her?" Someone asked. Even Justy was standing next to the mayor.
"Attention Phenac City!" The mayor blared through a megaphone. "As you know, someone recently attempted to kidnap me. Someone who needs to find out about the secrets this city may hold for his own evil designs." Everyone nodded in agreement. "And after some difficult thinking and consulting, both Justy and I agreed… that to protect the city, Phenac City needs to be destroyed!"
"What!" Everyone gasped.
"But you loved this city!"
"Who do you think you are?"
"It is because I love this city that it needs to be destroyed!" The mayor shouted. "Now Justy!"
"Go trainers!" Justy ordered. The trainers all threw out a large number of pokemon and ordered them to use various attacks like earthquake, hyper beam, and solar beam to destroy each building. Chaos ensued and everyone began to run from the flames and rubble. As everyone was trying to leave, Mr.1 and Ms. New Year's Eve killed everyone too quickly for anyone to know just how they were killing them. Several others managed to escape from the chaos through the only gate that wasn't guarded. The mayor, Justy, and the trainers began to run away to get out of sight of everyone else.
"Ha ha ha ha!" The mayor's voice suddenly changed in to a familiars gay's voice. The mayor's face then changed in to Mr. 2's face. "I think I made a gooood mayor. Don't you agree men?" The trainers and Justy threw off wigs and costumes to reveal themselves to be Mr. 2's men.
"Right Mr. 2, you were excellent." The men cheered. Around another corner, a kid saw them all throw off their disguises.
"The mayor was… I've got to tell someone!" The kid then began to run off, but he ran in to someone's leg. "Ow…" The kid looked up and saw Mr. 1 and Ms. New Year's Eve.
"Whether you're a kid or not, you know too much." Mr. 1 said as he reached for the kid.
"AAAAAAAHHH!" The kid screamed.
On the outskirts of the town, really far away, Ms. Groundhog's Day and Mr. 4 were in a desert car with the real Mayor and Justy were bound and gagged once again. Ms. Groundhog's Day and Mr. 4 were watching the chaos through binoculars.
"What fun! Run run run! Die die die!" Ms. Groundhog's Day shouted while laughing.
"Haaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa." Mr. 4 laughed as slowly as ever.
"Now come on! We have to go go go!" Ms. Groundhog's Day said. She threw Justy out of the car, still bound and gagged, and took the mayor with them.
Back with the smashers…
"You're planning what?" The smashers shouted.
"How could you do such a thing!" Zelda demanded.
"I don't care about worthless weaklings like the people in that city. If it will get me what I want, I will get it." Crocodile laughed. "Now then…" Crocodile pulled out a key. "Any guesses what this key is for?" Crocodile taunted.
"Big deal." Snake said. He had his finger on one part of his vest, but that part was feeling empty. "What the…?" He looked and the pocket he was fingering was empty. "My lock picks!"
"You mean these lock picks?" Crocodile asked holding several lock picks in his hand before breaking them all in half. "I guess this key is all you have to let you out… oops." Crocodile then let go of the key and let it fall to the floor. Crocodile then stepped on a hidden switch and a trapdoor opened up beneath the key. As it fell down, the floor below opened up and another Gyarados appeared and swallowed the key before it hit the floor.
"No!" Ness shouted.
"Jigglypuff!"
"Oh dear… that was the only key to that cell, and clumsy me dropped it in to a Gyarados stomach. Oh well, I just remembered that it's about feeding time. Could I get you to feed my Gyarados for me?" Crocodile asked. "I have an appointment to keep." The water level began to rise and it started to come through the floor.
"Great, we're either going to drown, or get eaten. Either way, it doesn't seem very pleasant!" Ness said.
"So long smashers." Crocodile said as he began to walk off.
"Ring ring ring! Poke! Poke!" The phone on the wall began to ring. Crocodile answered it. "Yes, this is Mr. 0 what is it?"
"Is that the Crocodile I've heard so much about?" Came a familiar voice.
"Hey, it's Marth." Zelda said quietly.
"Piiikaaa!" He shouted happily. Eveyone quickly covered his mouth to keep him from shouting.
"Who is this?" Crocodile asked.
"You know, I heard that you're supposed to be pretty strong. But I think I could turn you in to a Crocodile skin bag and matching shoes." He said.
"I demand to know who this is!" Suddenly you could hear a loud thud in the background of the phone.
"Hey boss! I got that guy for you! I think he's that blue-haired smasher." Came a deep voice that sounded vaguely familiar to the smashers. "What do you want me to do with him?"
"Keep him there, I'm coming down to take care of him myself." Crocodile said as he left the room.
"Jigglypuff…" She said sadly.
"Wait… I don't think Marth would let his guard down for some lackey to nab him like that." Zelda said.
"So…"
Outside…
Crocodile just walked through the door to his base and noticed that all of the lackeys he sent to the front as replacements were all knocked out and had sword wounds. "What happened here!" He demanded.
"Some guy… in a… blue cape…" The lackey then passed out.
"Blue cape…" He suddenly saw a flash of blue disappear over a nearby sand dune.
"No one fools with my plans… no one!" Crocodile then began to fly forward in a cloud of sand.
Back inside…
The water leveal was now up to Snake and Zelda's ankles while it was up to everyone else's knees. A Gyarados then climbed out of the hole in the floor.
"Roooooaaaarr!"
"Noooo!" the smashers shouted.
"Back off ugly!" Came Bowser's voice. Everyone turned to see Bowser and Marth at the door.
"Marth! Bowser!"
"Yeah, Bowser acted out the guy that nabbed me." Marth put a sarcastic emphasis on the word nabbed.
"Now then, let's beat this thing up!" Bowser said. The Gyarados lunged at the two smashers. Bowser leaped to one side and Marth to the other.
"Sword Dance!"
"Koopa Klaw!" The two of them slashed at the Gyarados' neck and KO'd it surprisingly easily.
"I didn't think we'd be able to knock it out that easily." Marth said. "It's almost as if it's struggling with something else."
"Wait, look!" Bowser said. The Gyarados then hurled up a glob of something that must have been suffocating it before it fell over. The glob turned out to be a huge ball of wax. "Wax?" The ball fell apart and Mr. 3 appeared out of it.
"I can't believe that jerk Crocodile tried to have me fed to a Gyarados. Hm? What's this?" Mr. 3 held out a key that must have been hurled up with him.
"Hey! That's the key to our cell!" Ness shouted.
"Oh really?" Mr.3 asked. He then threw the key down the hole the water was coming up out of where it sank to the bottom. "See ya losers!" Mr. 3 turned around and the second he did…
WHAM! POW! BIFF! BAM!
Bowser and Marth had just beaten Mr. 3 to a bloody pulp and he was on the verge of passing out. "I think you can still help us out." Marth said while holding his sword to Mr. 3's neck. Mr. 3 quickly made a wax key.
"Thank you." Bowser said before dropping Mr. 3 on the floor. They used the wax key and freed the smashers from the jail cell.
"Now let's go! We can't leave Yoshi out there forever!" Marth said.
"Wait, you left Yoshi!" Zelda asked.
"Someone had to distract Crocodile, and he was the fastest runner among us." Marth said.
Back outside…
Yoshi was running for his life, he was wearing Marth's cape around his neck, and the ploy was working. Whether that was a good thing or not, remains to be seen. Suddenly a bunch of sand rose up in front of him and formed Crocodile's figure.
"You!" Crocodile shouted. "So… this was all a trap… oh well, I'm going to make sure you don't live to trick me like that again." He said.
"Grrrrr…" Yoshi growled. Yoshi threw a kick at Crocodile's stomach, only making a hole of sand in it. Yoshi quickly followed this up with a tail whip at his head, only making more sand explode. Crocodile then reeled back and threw a punch that sent Yoshi flying in to another sand dune. "Yoshi!"
"Sand dagger!" Crocodile slammed the ground and caused a small line of erupting sand that cut Yoshi like real daggers.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi didn't give up. He threw a large number of eggs at Crocodile that just went through him.
"Is this all you've got?" Crocodile asked. A sandstorm then formed around him and he disappeared. Yoshi tried to sniff him out, but since Crocodile's scent was just the same dry scent as the sand, he couldn't find him anywhere. Suddenly an arm made of sand exploded from the sand and uppercut Yoshi hard under the chin.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi hit the sand with a thud and Crocodile just rose up from the sand.
"This is too easy." Crocodile smirked.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi charged forward and did a ramming attack that just went right through Crocodile.
"Sand Rapier!" Crocodile then threw forward a pendulum shaped blade at Yoshi and cut Yoshi badly across the leg.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi turned around and Crocodile was then standing in front of him. Crocodile then swung his hook too quickly for Yoshi to react. The hook had impaled Yoshi somewhere around his abdomen. Yoshi's eyes went completely white, and his tongue started to droop out. Finally, Yoshi collapsed on the ground.
"And so ends the life of one of the smashers." Crocodile said. "Hah hah hah hah hah!" Crocodile then turned around and walked away. "Now then, I have an appointment to keep." Crocodile then turned in to sand and vanished.
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Phenac City destroyed, the Mayor taken, Yoshi left for the buzzards. Cliffhangers abound! Keep reading and reviewing!