Ultimate Smash Adventure
There has been growing concern from some of my reviewers about the welfare of Yoshi. I would ask my dedicated readers to please wait, all your questions will be answered soon.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except for Ron Host and the story itself.
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Baroque Works syndicate
Mr. 4 and Ms. Groundhog's Day were waiting outside some temple with the Mayor as their prisoner. "This is where the mayor said the stone was! So hurry hurry hurry!" Ms. Groundhog's Day was shouting through some walkie-talkie.
"Alright alright, keep your wig on fatty!" Came Mr. 2's voice.
"Hey! It's not a wig!" Ms. Groundhog's Day shouted.
"Hey! Quit mimicking my face!" Mr. 1's voice shouted. Obviously talking to Mr. 2. It was then that a bunch of punching and pushing could be heard in the background of the walkie-talkie.
"We'll be there! That's enough boys!" Ms. New Year's Eve said still keeping a calm disposition.
"Oooooooooooooookkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy…" Mr. 4 said slowly as always.
A short while later, all the agents on the walkie-talkie were assembled. "Did Mr. 0 get your message?" Ms. New Year's Eve asked.
"That's a yes yes yes!" Ms. Groundhog's Day answered.
"Good… after this, Baroque works will be a whole lot closer to ruling everything." Mr. 1 said.
"All of the pieces to Mr. 0's puzzle are falling in to place beeeeeeauuuuutifully." Mr. 2 said happily. Suddenly A bunch of sand rose up and formed Crocodile's figure until it became Crocodile.
"Alright then agents, our plans will be complete shortly, now then…" Crocodile looked at the still bounded and gagged. "Just tell us how to get in… and don't say you don't know. I know that you were an archeology major." Crocodile said while fitting his large hook around her neck. He also moved the bandages so she could talk.
"Alright… there are four switches in the four compass directions not to far from here that open the door." The Mayor said reluctantly.
"Four switches hm? Well then… we'll just send…" Crocodile began.
"How about we help?" Came a voice that hasn't been heard in a long time. Everyone turned around to see Mr. 5 and Ms. Valentine.
"Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh?" Mr. 4 wondered.
"What are you two doing here?" Mr. 2 asked.
"We just came here to see if we could do something to make up for our failure in Hyrule." Mr. 5 said.
"You two haven't been seen since that failure…" Crocodile said as he began to stroke his hook menacingly.
"Well…you see… we've been…" Ms. Valentine tried desperately to think of something. A bunch of sand formed around them and was beginning to suffocate them.
"One… more… chance…" Crocodile said. "And that's it!" The sand receded and the two gave nervous looks. "Now then, each pair is going to activate and guard one switch, just in case the smashers arrive. I have a feeling that they might still be alive." Crocodile said. The agents went to their designated directions and shortly afterwards, the door opened up. "Come along Ms. Mayor." Crocodile said while forcing her inside.
Meanwhile…
"I can't find Yoshi anywhere." Ness said.
"We can't wait for him. We have to try and stop Crocodile now." Marth said.
"Pikachu…" Pikachu said sadly.
"Jigglypuff…" also very sadly.
"Well, not that this isn't fun or anything, but where the heck did Crocodile go!" Bowser yelled.
"I wish I knew." Zelda said.
"Hmmm… what's this?" Snake pulled something out of another pocket in his vest. "Follow this map, if anything happens. Signed, the mayor." Snake said. "Well, I think we know where to go." Snake said.
"How did that get in your pocket?" Ness asked.
"Does it really matter? Let's just go!" Bowser said climbing in to his hover car. The others hopped in to their hover vehicles and quickly drove off.
Back in the ruins of Phenac City…
"I can't believe the mayor and Justy would do this." Said some random person.
"Why would they do such a thing?" Asked another guy.
"Hey! There's a kid over here!" Some guy shouted. They all found that boy that saw Mr. 2 earlier lying on the ground bleeding severely.
"Who did this to you kid?" Someone asked.
"The… mayor… was an… imposter…" The kid said.
"What?" A lot of people asked.
"Don't talk, save your strength." Some guy said.
"Justy… was an… imposter too…" The kid kept saying.
"My son!" A mom shouted.
"Wait! That means that the real mayor and Justy are somewhere else." Someone said. "Hang in there kid!"
"…" The kid's body then went limp. They checked his pulse, and felt nothing.
"MY SOOOOON… NOOOOOOO!" The mom cried holding her son close to her while letting her tears fall like rain on to her son's body.
"I don't know who's responsible for this… but when we find out, we're going to tear them to pieces!" A guy shouted. Many angry cheers and shouts followed this. Everyone held up his or her Pokeballs high in the air. "Let's get them!"
"Justy!" Everyone turned to see Justy squirming his way up to the southern entrance to the city. Everyone helped him up and untied him. "Are you alright."
"The mayor's in trouble! Come on!" Justy said.
"To where?"
"Crocodile's base, he's behind all of this." Justy said. "Who's with me!"
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaahhh!" Everyone got in some desert vehicle and drove off. The mother stayed with her son, still crying like a child that would cry him or herself to sleep over her dead son.
Meanwhile…
The smashers had finally arrived at the temple and were standing in front of the door. "My guess is that Crocodile went inside." Marth said.
"Out of my way, I'm busting in!" Bowser said as he lowered his head and swept his feet across the ground like a bull.
"There's another note on this map." Said Snake. Bowser then charged forward. "Smashers, it is useless to try and force your way in through brute force." Snake read as Bowser smashed his head against the door with a hard thud.
"Oooooowwww… Fine, I'll use my flames." Bowser took the deepest breath he's ever taken before.
"It is also useless to force your way through indirectly with such methods as flame." Snake read as the flames Bowser breathed out bounced back and torched Bowser.
"AAAAAAAAUUUUUGGHH!" Bowser screamed. "Couldn't you read that a little faster?" Bowser asked.
"The only way in is to activate four switches in the four compass directions nearby the temple." Snake said.
"Okay then, I guess this means we'll split up." Zelda said.
"Sounds reasonable to me." Marth said.
"Pikachu." He nodded.
"PSI Life up!" Ness healed Bowser for his injuries from attacking the door. "Okay then, we're all set when we divide the teams."
"Alright, I'll go by myself." Snake said. "You guys can divide up however." Snake said walking off toward the east.
"I'll go with Pikachu I guess." Ness said.
"Pikachu." He said happily. The two of them walked toward the west.
"Allow me to accompany you Zelda." Marth said.
"Alright then." Zelda said. The two of them went north.
"How come everyone else always chooses before me?" Bowser asked. "Come on Jigglypuff."
"Jigglypuff." The two of them walked to the south.
Another meanwhile…
"The base is abandoned and one room is sealed off tight." Some guy told Justy. "I think the room may be filled with water."
"Great… where could they have… I know where they went!" Justy said. "Get everyone in to the cars."
"Justy! We found something! Get over here!"
"What is it?" Justy walked over to where he heard the guy shouting. What he saw horrified him. "What the…?" Yoshi was on the ground with a lot of blood drenching the sand around him. "Wait, I think that's one of the smashers." Justy said. He felt for a pulse desperately to see if he was still alive. "Quick, stop the bleeding! He's alive! But barely! Get him some water!" Everyone scrambled to get bandages and water for Yoshi.
Yoshi finally opened his eyes slowly. "…Yo…shi…?"
"Don't move." Justy said as everyone continued to patch up the cuts and stabs. Yoshi then remembered his fight with Crocodile.
"Yoshi…" He sighed. However due to his current condition, Yoshi coughed the second after he sighed. This accidentally caused him to spit up on some of the sand. "?" Yoshi looked at the spot of sand the spit landed on. Yoshi blinked for a minute, and then his eyes lit up! "Yoshi!" Yoshi leaped to his feet quite remarkably. And just in time since they only just patched up his wounds.
"I wish I knew what he was saying." One guy whispered. Yoshi pulled out a piece of paper and pen from his saddle that he had prepared just in case of something like this and very sloppily wrote down "WatEr"
"I think he wants more water." Justy said as he struggled to read Yoshi's handwriting. "We'll give it to him on our way to where I think Crocodile went." Justy said.
Back with Bowser and Jigglypuff…
"Hey! I see a switch!" Bowser said pointing to some lever sticking on a pedestal. "Well, mission accomplished. Bowser said as he walked toward the switch.
"Jigglypuff?"
"Yeah, it does seem too easy." Bowser said. "Oh well." Bowser reached for the lever when a large explosion suddenly engulfed Bowser's position. Bowser was next seen standing there smoking. "What was that?" He asked as rings of smoke came out of his mouth.
"Sorry, but I can't let you touch that switch." Came Mr. 5's voice.
"Jigglypuff!" Jigglypuff shouted as she puffed up.
"Augh… it's that pink puffball from Hyrule." Mr. 5 said. "Oh well, this time I'm with my partner." Mr. 5 smiled.
"Jiggly…?" She then noticed a shadow above her growing bigger. "Jigglypuff!" She quickly rolled out of the way just as Ms. Valentine almost crushed her.
"Well, at least we get a fight." Bowser said getting in a fighting stance.
Meanwhile…
"Where the heck is that switch?" Ness asked.
"Pikachu."
"Yeah, this is dull." Ness said. "Hey I see it! And a bunch of… holes?" Ness and Pikachu looked ahead. The switch was there, but there were also a bunch of holes in the ground as well.
"Pika!" Pikachu said after his nose twitched a little bit.
"What do you mean you smell someone?" Ness asked. Mr. 4 and Ms. Groundhog's Day suddenly popped out of two of the numerous holes.
"What do you know? The smashers sent a brat and a rat to deal with us!" Ms. Groundhog's Day, almost mockingly.
"Haaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa." Mr. 4 laughed.
"Hey! Watch who you're laughing at fatty!" Ness shouted. "And who are you calling a brat granny!" Ness demanded.
"Chuuuuu…" Pikachu growled as sparks emitted from his cheeks.
"Watch your mouth brat! Mr. 4!" Ms. Groundhog's Day shouted. Mr. 4 then pulled a humongous bat off of his back.
"Whoa! That bat is huge!" Ness said.
"Yes yes yes! Mr. 4's bat is four tons of pure iron!" Ms. Groundhog's Day said.
"PIKA!" He gasped.
"That's right! And now meet Mr. 4's pet gun!" Ms. Groundhog's Day said as a dachshund that looked like it was sticking through a tube appeared from the same hole as Mr. 4 was in.
"Don't you mean dog?" Ness asked.
"No! I mean gun! Lasso was a gun that has eaten the dachshund model of the Dog Dog fruit." Ms. Groundhog's Day explained.
"Pikachu?"
"Yeah, how does a gun eat a cursed fruit? Or any fruit for that matter?" Ness asked.
"Well uh… never mind that! Let's just fight fight fight!" Ms. Groundhog's Day demanded.
Another meanwhile…
Snake was walking off by himself. He looked above him and saw a Skarmory flying above the desert. He shrugged and kept on walking. He finally saw the switch, and…
"En, deux, trois. En, deux, trois. En, deux, trois." Mr. 2 was chanting to his usual rhythm.
"You…" Snake said.
"Well well. If it isn't the big boy from the lab." Mr. 2 said while stopping his dance. "I must say, you've been keeping in fiiiine shape."
"I didn't come here to chat." Snake said with a lot of disgust in his voice. "Now let me through so I can hit that switch. Or will I have to kill you to get to it?" Snake asked.
"Sorry big boy, but I can't just let you get through here." Mr. 2 said.
"Well then, it seems I'll have my chance to pay you back after all." Snake said.
And the last meanwhile for this chapter…
Marth and Zelda finally got to where they needed to be. The area was full of old ruin walls and pillars and sand. In front of the switch were two figures.
"And who are you two supposed to be?" Mr. 1 asked.
"No one can get past here." Ms. New Year's Eve said.
"I can handle this." Marth said as he drew his Falchion and walked forward.
"Rules of killing, always kill the weakest one first." Ms. New Year's Eve said and she then ran full speed at Zelda with Mr. 1 right behind her.
"Hey! Where the heck are you going?" Marth demanded.
"Always kill the weakest first!" Mr. 1 replied.
"They think I'm weak…" Zelda said. She used Farore's wind to avoid Ms. New Year's Eve however Mr. 1 caught her off guard and leaped high in to the air above her. He spread his fingers apart and began to fall down. "Ah!" Zelda didn't see this coming and didn't have time to dodge. Marth quickly ran up and blocked Mr. 1's fingers with his sword. It was then he noticed the underside of Mr. 1's fingers. They were silver and they also had a sharp blade like edge.
"So, you're not that ordinary are you?" Marth asked.
"Correct, I ate the Dice-Dice Fruit, it allows me to turn any part of my body in to a blade." Mr. 1 said.
"This ought to be interesting then." Marth said.
"You!" Ms. New Year's Eve then turned to Zelda.
"Whoa!" Zelda once again used Farore's Wind to get out of way, but Ms. New Year's Eve saw where she went and followed her.
"Augh… Well, Zelda can handle herself." Marth said as he pushed Mr. 1 away.
"Besides, you've got me to contend with." Mr. 1 said.
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I know that the kid dying was tragic, but it was a way to show just how ruthless Baroque Works is. The smashers now have their hands full with the Baroque Works agents. Can they win? And will the cliffhangers keep on coming (you bet they will.)? R and R.