Ultimate Smash Adventure
With as many loyal readers as I have, I will keep on writing this fanfic until it is complete. I hope you enjoy the next few chapters.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except for the story itself and Ron Host.
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Ron Host was walking around the desert by himself. "Darn it, next time I disappear under the cover of a smokescreen, I need to watch where I'm going." Ron Host complained. Suddenly he saw a series of explosions waaaaaaaaaaaay off in the distance. "Whoa! What was that? It's almost as if there is some epic battle over something incredibly important going on over there." Ron Host said.
Meanwhile…
"Hold still!" Mr.5 demanded while flicking booger after booger at Bowser and Jigglypuff.
"Why the heck did the fruit have to be bombs? Why not daisies or something? Daisies would be easy to handle." Bowser complained.
"Jigglypuff."
"Yeah I guess making daisies would be a pretty lame power." Bowser said. Suddenly the two had to jump to the side to avoid getting flattened by Ms. Valentine.
"Darn! Missed again!" She said as she floated out of the hole she created.
"Yipe!" Bowser narrowly avoided a wad of spit that ended up exploding right behind him and sent him flying forward.
"Now try this!" Mr. 5 shouted bringing a fist backward. As Bowser flew forward, Mr. 5 ran up and landed a fist on Bowser's chest that caused yet another explosion that sent Bowser flying backward in smoke.
"Jigglypuff!" Jigglypuff shouted while running toward Bowser. Ms. Valentine suddenly kicked her really hard and sent her flying really far.
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Teaches you to let your guard down!" Ms. Valentine laughed with that annoying high-pitched laugh as she leaped up in to the air.
"Grrrrrr… these guys are getting on my nerves." Bowser said. He lunged forward on all fours to avoid getting crushed by Ms. Valentine. He then did a spinning back-fist behind him that slammed Ms. Valentine in the face and sent her flying backward since her weight had returned to normal.
"Nice punch… but I can't let you hurt my partner like that." Mr. 5 said quietly while aiming the gun he used in Hyrule at Bowser. "Say- OOF!" Jigglypuff suddenly rammed Mr. 5 quite violently in the gut.
"Jigglypuff!" Jigglypuff uncurled herself and began pounding Mr. 5's face really quickly. Mr. 5 used an exploding punch to send Jigglypuff flying backward.
"Die!" Mr. 5 then started firing his gun off quickly at the two smashers.
"Whoa!" Bowser narrowly avoided a direct hit, but instead got hit by the explosion. One also hit Jigglypuff. But then Mr. 5 landed direct hits on both of them.
"Why you!" Bowser started to get up when Ms. Valentine then landed on him, unfortunately missing the spikes on his shell. But it was because of that shell that Bowser didn't get completely crushed.
"Pretty sturdy shell to avoid getting crushed by my 100 kilogram press. But let's increase the weight." Ms. Valentine said. Slowly, Ms. Valentine began to grow heavier, and heavier.
"Ack… you're… beginning to… crush me…" Bowser groaned.
"That's the point." Ms. Valentine said. "Ha ha ha ha ha!" Came that still very annoying high-pitched laugh.
"Jigglypuff." Jigglypuff stood up and began to roll toward Bowser and Ms. Valentine.
"If you roll too close, I'll crush him this instant!" Ms. Valentine threatened. Jigglypuff stopped abruptly and looked.
"That's right… just stay still so I can hit you now…" Mr. 5 said. He took careful aim with his gun.
"Jiiiiiiiiiigaaaallyyyyyypuuuuuuuuff, Jiiigaaaaallyyyyyyyyyyyyyypuuuuuuuuff." Jigglypuff started to sing her lullaby. Bowser was smart enough to cover his ears, and so was Mr. 5.
"Darn it! I can't aim at her while covering my ears." Mr. 5 complained. However, Ms. Valentine wasn't aware of Jigglypuff's lullaby and she fell asleep. And since controlling her weight is a conscious effort, Bowser was easily able to get her off of him.
"Now this is for trying to crush me!" Bowser said while picking up Ms. Valentine and landing his strongest punch yet in her face.
"AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGHH!" Ms. Valentine screamed as she woke up. "You almost broke my face!" She yelled.
"Almost? I guess I better break it completely then!" Bowser said lunging at her again. He brought his fist back. But she jumped out of the way again and floated off. Bowser avoided getting crushed but got hit by another explosion from Mr. 5's gun.
"This time I'll make sure that pink puffball doesn't catch me off guard again." Mr. 5 kicked the ground he was standing on, causing an explosion and a smokescreen.
"Where'd he go?" Bowser asked as he still managed to avoid getting hit by Ms. Valentine. "Okay that's it!" Bowser was really annoyed at hardly getting a chance to attack with these two keeping him on his toes all the time. He breathed multiple fireballs in to the air before Ms. Valentine could leap in to the air.
"What the?" Ms. Valentine was then forced to dodge back and forth. Bowser then pulled out a bottle of what looked like oil.
"Try this on for size!" While Ms. Valentine was dodging. Bowser threw the bottle at her and then breathed a fireball at it. The fireball hit the bottle just as it was about to hit Ms. Valentine. "Fire burst!" The bottle exploded and sent Ms. Valentine flying way away.
"WHOOOOOAAA!"
"Now all that's left is… where'd he go?" Bowser looked around for Mr. 5. The smoke he caused earlier had just cleared and Mr. 5 was nowhere to be seen. "And while I'm at it? Where the heck did Jigglypuff go?" He asked. Suddenly another explosion occurred a little ways away to his right. Shortly after that, another explosion hit him. This time, Bowser didn't get back up.
"Ha! I knew you couldn't take too much more punishment." Mr. 5's voice came. "I guess I'll finish you off right here." Mr. 5 said as he held his fist above Bowser.
"Jigglypuuuuuuuuff!" Jigglypuff then slapped the heck out of Mr. 5's face over and over and over. Mr. 5 then grabbed her and threw her away from him.
"Alright! No more games!" Mr. 5 then picked his nose and pulled out a lot of boogers.
"Jigg…" She said while sticking her tongue out in disgust. Mr. 5 then flung them around him and he also started spitting around him, causing a countless number of explosions around him. "Jiggly?" Jigglypuff couldn't see anything around her anymore due to all the smokescreens. Jigglypuff closed her eyes and stood perfectly still for a moment. "Jiggly!" She rolled to the side to avoid a punch from Mr. 5 that came from behind. "Jigglypuff!" She then leaped at him once again and did a pound attack on his face. She then kicked off of his face to avoid getting backhanded.
"I guess I'll put that present from Dr. Eggman to use." Mr. 5 said. From under his coat, he pulled out a breathing mask attached to a tube. The tube was connected to the back of an automatic rifle. He tied the mask around his nose and mouth. And took aim at Jigglypuff.
"JIGGLYPUFF!" Jigglypuff saw what was coming next and started performing rollout side to side. Mr. 5 pulled the trigger and a countless number of explosions that occurred as quickly as machine gun fire followed this.
"That's right, Dr. Eggman made me a gun that would keep firing explosions as long as I keep breathing in to this tube." Mr. 5 said with the tube partially muffling his voice. The vast number of explosions was clearing away mounds and mounds and mounds of sand and leveling any pillars at an unbelievably destructive rate. It was a wonder how Jigglypuff was rolling out of the way quickly enough. Mr. 5's aim was improving because each the endless stream of explosions was slowly gaining on Jigglypuff. Just as the stream of explosions almost got her, Mr. 5 felt a really powerful punch land on the side of his face.
"You didn't really think that I was out of the fight did you?" Bowser asked. He quickly picked up the gun and broke it in half. Bowser then picked up Mr. 5 and threw him in the air. Bowser then let out a stream of fire that torched Mr. 5 in mid-air. "Now Jigglypuff!" Jigglypuff rolled toward Mr. 5, leaped in to the air in mid-roll, and then used rest while she was right next to Mr. 5 in mid-air. The momentum from rollout, plus the energy given off by Jigglypuff's rest caused Mr. 5 to go flying off in to the horizon.
"Jigglypuff." She sighed.
"Hang on…" Bowser limped over toward the lever and pulled it. "Oh man… the adrenaline's gone, pain." Bowser winced.
"Jigglypuff." She sighed.
"I guess we better get going…" Bowser said. The two of them began to hobble back toward the temple. The two looked back at the area one last time, noticing how much of it had been blown sky high. "Sheesh, that cursed fruit sure is destructive." Bowser noted.
"Jigglypuff." She nodded.
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