Ultimate Smash Adventure
The Internet has been a little funky with me lately, hopefully I'll still be able to update as frequently as I usually do. Well, here is the next battle between Baroque Works and the smashers.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except for Ron Host and the story itself. I also did not come up with the fire burst attack for Bowser in the last chapter, the attack came from Game2002.
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Baseball and Moles
Ness and Pikachu looked at Mr. 4 and Ms. Groundhog's Day for a moment. "Alright granny, let's see what you've got." Ness said.
"Alright then." Ms. Groundhog's Day began to change shape. Her nose got longer and her nails grew thicker and longer and…
"Pikachu…"
"I don't think it's a penguin." Ness said.
"I'm not a penguin you idiot! I've eaten the mole-mole fruit! It allows me to transform in to a mole and tunnel through dirt easily!" Ms. Groundhog's Day said. "Now let's fight fight fight!"
"Ooooooooooookkaaaaaaaaaayyyyy." Mr. 4 answered. Ms. Groundhog's Day, Mr. 4, and Lasso jumped in to the holes.
"They're just running from the fight." Ness said.
"Pikachu…" He said while putting his head to the ground.
"They're still beneath us… well, come on Pikachu!" Let's show them what we've got!" Ness said.
"Pikachu!" Pikachu nodded. The two of them charged in to the field of holes, being careful not to fall in.
"Combination attack! Let's go go go Mr. 4!"Lasso popped out of one hole and…
"ACHOO!" He sneezed out a baseball at Ness and Pikachu.
"Look out!" Ness and Pikachu jumped out of the way and avoided the baseball. However Mr. 4 popped out of a hole behind them and whacked the baseball back at them. "It's coming back!" Ness and Pikachu jumped to the sides to avoid the attack once again just before it exploded.
KABOOM
"Yipe! Imagine that in a baseball game." Ness said.
"Pikachu!" Pikachu pointed towards Lasso. Lasso sneezed out one baseball before almost instantaneously appearing in another hole and sneezing out another baseball. They managed to avoid both of these, but Mr. 4 moved between two holes unbelievably fast and hit them both back at Ness and Pikachu.
"Wow! They can move that fast between holes?" Ness asked.
"Pikachu."
"Good idea, you go for the dog… gun… and I'll go for the fatty." Ness said. The two of them charged towards their respective targets. "PK fire!" Ness fired a PK fire shot at Mr. 4. Mr. 4 just ducked back in to the hole to avoid the attack. "Dang, he sure can move fast in those holes." Lasso then popped out of another hole and sneezed another ball at Ness. "I can catch it!" Ness ran toward the ball ready to catch it. However Ms. Groundhog's Day reached up from a hole close by and grabbed his legs. "Hey!"
"You didn't forget about me did you?" Ms. Groundhog's Day said. "And what's baseball without the ball?" She asked.
"Ack! Can't move!" The ball went for Mr. 4 and he batted it back toward Ness. Thinking quickly, Ness pulled out his baseball bat and batted the ball away from him.
"Hey! How dare you do that you little brat!" Ms. Groundhog's Day demanded. Ness tried to thwack her over the head with his baseball. Ms. Groundhog's Day however was quick enough to duck back underground to avoid the hit.
"You and me fatty!" Ness shouted at Mr. 4.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh…" Mr. 4 responded.
Ms. Groundhog's Day was at another hole. "Where did that rat go? Where where where?" She suddenly felt a sharp jolt in her butt. "Yeeeow!"
"Pikachu!" He said devilishly.
"Come here you little rat! Get out of our holes!" Ms. Groundhog's Day turned around and began to chase Pikachu underground.
"Pikachuuuuu…" He said tauntingly. Pikachu used agility and zipped off like a rocket.
"Hey! He sure is fast!" Ms. Groundhog's Day commented.
Back with Ness and Mr. 4…
"ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO!" Lasso began to sneeze out seemingly a hundred baseballs while popping in and out of holes almost randomly.
"HOLY SNOT!" Ness shouted. Ness swung his bat around and managed to knock a few away, however the ones he missed were all hit back at him by Mr. 4 as he popped in and out of holes, hitting each baseball perfectly. "How can he move that fast and hit them all so perfectly?" Ness asked. Ness tried his best to avoid all of the baseballs, but there were way too many of them and…
KABOOM!
"Pain… so much pain…" Ness groaned. Mr. 4 went back underground as Lasso was getting ready to sneeze again, but before that happened.
"Pikachu!" Pikachu grabbed Lasso and pulled him underground.
"ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO!"
"PIIIIIIIKAAAAA!" Pikachu ran out of one of the holes really quickly with a lot of panic.
"I'm moving I'm moving." Ness shouted and got up and scrambled.
Ms. Groundhog's Day then popped out of the ground. "Huh? Where do they think they're going?" She asked when suddenly…
KAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The two of them looked back and saw a large crater in the place of all the holes and a thick column of smoke. "Whew… we won." Ness sighed with relief.
"Pika…" He sighed. Pikachu suddenly perked up. "Pika?" The two of them looked in to the smoke and saw a silhouette.
"No way! They're still alive?" Ness shouted in disbelief. Suddenly a large claw emerged from the sand and knocked Pikachu away.
"PIIIIKAAAA!"
"Pikachu! No!" Ness shouted.
"Take this!" Another claw pops out to whack Ness, but Ness jumps out of the way successfully. "You think you can take us out that easily! You brat! I'll get you and your little rat too!"
"Have you been watching movies?" Ness asked. "Don't follow me!" He demanded. Ness was now running away from Ms. Groundhog's Day. Ms. Groundhog's Day's was chasing Ness, with her upper torso above sand, swinging her claws at him wildly.
"Come back here!" Ms. Groundhog's Day demanded. Ness ran in to the column of smoke that was still churning.
"Whew… moles don't have very good eyes, I should be safe in here." Ness said. Unbeknownst to him, Mr. 4 was standing behind him with his bat at the ready. Mr. 4 swung his bat at Ness and…
WHAM
"Uuuuuuuwwaaaaaa!" Ness went flying backward with his nose and mouth sending blood flying as he fell.
"Ha! You got hit by Mr. 4's 4-ton bat! Serves you right!" Ms. Groundhog's Day shouted.
"Pikachu!" Pikachu ran toward Ness and began to shake him to see if he's alive. "Pikachu! Pikachu?"
"Define okay…" Ness said as he stuck his hand in the air.
"Pikachu!" He shouted happily.
"How can you survive getting hit by a 4-ton bat?" Ms. Groundhog's Day asked. "Now you've really made me mad!" She tunneled underneath the ground again and went toward the two smashers. Her claws then popped out beside Ness and grabbed him. "Molehill intersection Mr. 4!" She shouted. Mr. 4 raised his bat in response. She began to push Ness along closer and closer to Mr. 4.
"Not again!"
"Piiiiiikaaaa…" Pikachu growled. Pikachu lowered his head and began to emit sparks from around him.
Ness was getting dangerously close to Mr. 4. Finally Ness raised his hands and… "PK Flash!" Green light flashed and blinded Mr. 4 and Ms. Groundhog's Day.
"Uwaaaa! I Can't see!" Ness untied his shoes and got away from Ms. Groundhog's Day's claws. "Hey! He untied his shoes!" She suddenly began to float above the ground. "Hey! What the heck!"
"I'm psychic! I can do this stuff." Ness said as he made her float toward Mr. 4.
"Hey! Put me down! Don't swing Mr. 4!" Ms. Groundhog's Day shouted. However, being the big dumb guy he is, and the fact that he's blinded, Mr. 4 swung his bat and hit Ms. Groundhog's Day and sent her flying with blood spattering everywhere. She crashed in to a bunch of pillars that collapsed on top of her after a few seconds of laying there.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh oooooooooooooooh…" Mr. 4 said.
"Now Pikachu! PK Thunder!" Ness shouted. He brought the PK thunder attack behind him and launched him forward like a rocket. Pikachu finally finished charging his skull bash and flew forward as well. The two of them went flying toward Mr. 4 at high speeds. Being the slow guy he is (Don't ask how he moves between holes so fast.) he gets rammed violently by the both of them. Lasso finally reappears, but Mr. 4 goes crashing in to him as well and the two flew over to where Ms. Groundhog's Day collapsed.
"Pikachu…" He sighed.
"What a relief… now let's go flip the switch." Ness said. The two of them pulled on the lever and pulled it. "Well, hopefully the others will flip their switches soon."
Meanwhile…
Mr. 4, Ms. Groundhog's Day, and Lasso were lying on the ground bloodied up and bruised. "cough…" Lasso coughed up one more exploding baseball that ticked for a few seconds before…
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"What the heck was that?" Ness asked.
"Pikachu…" He shrugged.
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Well, I think that this was an interesting chapter. Let me know what you guys think in a review.
