Ultimate Smash Adventure
This story is going great! This story truly is my pride and joy right now. Someone asked me anonymously about the number of chapters. I am still unsure of the hard number right now, at the rate this is going though… it probably will be around 100 chapters. This may turn out to be ooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnneeeeeee heck of a story.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this chapter except for the story itself and Ron Host.
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Snake vs. Swan
Snake and Mr. 2 looked at each other for a minute. The wind blew some sand over the ground and a tumbleweed tumbled right by them. "The last time we met, I underestimated you. But now I know what you're capable of now. This time I will win." Snake said.
"Just because you know my moves now big boy doesn't make a difference. I have the swans on my side." Mr. 2 said while making a ballet pose.
"If you are a swan, then I am a snake. And there is none who will escape my strike." Snake said.
"Sorry big boy, but I am…" Mr. 2 spun around for a minute before crouching and sticking out his hand. "The strongest!" He said while smiling. "Now it's time for you to fall victim to my crazy karate!"
"Fine then…" Snake said sticking his hands in to his vest. "Enough talk!" Snake then pulled his hands out quickly pulling out two grenades in each hand. He pulled all of the safety pins by swiping his hands by his mouth and pulling them out with his teeth using the hand swipe to generate the force needed to pull out the pins. Finally throwing the lot of them at Mr. 2, all of this in the blink of an eye. Mr. 2 barely had enough time to react to this and leaped back and ducked behind a sand dune to avoid the shrapnel from the explosion.
"Now that's dangerous." Mr. 2 said. He leaped really high in to the air. Snake pulled out two rifles and aimed them at Mr. 2 while in mid-air.
"Idiot, you're a sitting duck in mid-air." Snake said quietly. Suddenly something hit both of his hands. "Ow!" Knocking out and breaking both of the guns. He looked and saw that it was Mr. 2's mascara boomerangs. "Grrrr…"
"Now let's not play with such dangerous toys." Mr. 2 said. The two finally charged at each other. Snake threw a punch that Mr. 2 ducked under and countered with a leg sweep. Snake leaped and attempted a drop kick. However Mr. 2 was fast enough to slide to the side to avoid the kick. Snake and Mr. 2 continued to rapidly throw punches and kicks at each other so quickly that you felt you'd miss an important moment if you blinked. Snake landed one punch in Mr. 2's face while Mr. 2 landed a kick in Snake's side. The two finally leaped backward from each other to catch a breath.
"Not bad… but I have yet to really fight." Snake said.
"Well then, let us dance the sweet ballet of combat then." Mr. 2 responded. This time Snake pulled out a knife and the two of them charged at each other yet again. Snake thrust his knife forward, Mr. 2 caught it with his hand and threw a kick at Snake. Snake used a knee block to defend against this however and threw a punch that Mr. 2 blocked with his one free hand. After a few seconds of trying to overpower each other, the two pushed back and once again charged at each other.
"Try this!" Snake slashed at Mr. 2 multiple times that Mr. 2 simply spun out of the way of.
"En, deux, trois!" Chanting to his usual rhythm. Similar to Mr. 2's and Mr. 1's fight at the Outskirt stand, the two were trading throwing a blow and dodging each other with Mr. 2 managing to keep in rhythm. "En…" dodged a slash. "Deux…" Threw a sweep kick that Snake leaped over. "Trois!" Mr. 2 threw a kick at Snake while he was in mid-air. However Snake brought one of his knees up and blocked the kick somewhat, only sending Snake flying back a few feet.
"Nice try, but if that trick ever worked on someone else, I hate to tell you that I'm probably better." Snake said.
"Alright then, I'm going to use an attack that no one has ever defeated before." Mr. 2 covered his face, and when he took his hands away, it was the same face except for Yoshi's big green nose. "What do you think of that?" Mr. 2 asked in a really hilarious high-pitched voice.
"… Your point?" Snake asked with his face as stern as ever.
"Boo hoo! Why… why can't I entertain someone? Or is it just that you have no sense of humor?" Mr. 2 asked.
"I don't have a sense of humor." Snake said bluntly. Mr. 2's jaw dropped slowly and widely anime style with a blue streaked background. "Now if you're done messing around, I'm going to take you down." Snake said. Snake charged forward once again.
"Wait a minute!" Mr. 2 changed faces again and impersonated Bowser's face. "You wouldn't hit the face of a friend now would you?" He asked in Bowser's voice. Snake punched him as hard in the nose as he could. "Why would you hit the face of a friend?" Mr. 2 asked.
"Because you're not really my friend, you're just some lunatic in a ballerina's outfit that can mimic faces." Snake said.
"I guess I can't copy their insides…" Mr. 2 said as a realization. "I just learned a valuable lesson today." Mr. 2 said.
"Now are you done, because if you are, I'll just walk over and pull this lever and…" Snake began.
"Hold on big boy! I still can't let you flip that switch! I'm under orders big boy!" Mr. 2 said.
"Fine then." Snake pulled out another grenade and chucked it. Mr. 2 somehow avoided the explosion and the shrapnel with a ballerina spin. The two of them began to get in to a close range brawl.
"En, deux, trois!" Mr. 2 struck quickly.
"Strike!" Snake tried a drop kick.
"Swan dive!"
"Rising snake!" Snake threw a double uppercut.
"Primadonna!"
"Grah!" Knee thrust.
"Swan Swan Lake!"
"Coil!" Grabs Mr. 2 in a fashion that would have dislocated several joints if Mr. 2 didn't use…
"Spinning summer pirouette!"
"Rapid Snake strike!" Snake threw a countless number of kicks in mid-air.
The two of them had by now beaten each other up quite thoroughly. The two of them backed off once again and caught their breaths while wiping off some of the blood on their face.
"Alright then big boy, it's time for me to get serious!" Mr. 2 said as he took off the swan shoulder pads on his shoulders and attached them to his feet. "Try me now big boy!" Mr. 2 leaped at Snake and kicked. The neck of the swan gave Mr. 2 more reach than Snake expected and it gave him a pretty nasty cut across the shoulder. Snake managed to dodge another attack but swan beak hit a pillar behind him. The beak left a perfectly round hole in the pillar without any cracks around the hole.
"That beak, it's sharper than I would have expected." Snake said with some surprise.
"The neck is long and flexible, giving me long reach, and the beak is as hard as steel. I have not yet been defeated when I use these." Mr. 2 said smiling. Mr. 2 began to throw kick after kick at Snake. Because of the speed and reach of the attacks, Snake couldn't find an opening to land a counter-attack. Mr. 2 finally managed to kick Snake across the leg, leaving another deep cut.
"Agh!" Snake then got kicked almost straight in the chest. Thankfully, the bulletproof vest prevented the blow from being fatal. "I'm… not going to fail now!" Snake grabbed the neck of one of the swan decorations and managed to finally get an opening to punch Mr. 2 in the face. The two of them glared at each other for a minute. "Time to end this!" Snake pulled out another knife and leaped in to the air.
"Hiiiiiiiyaaaaaah!" Mr. 2 followed suit and leaped in to the air as well. The two of them jumped past each other and landed on the ground with their backs to each other, kneeling on one knee. The wind blew and tumbleweed rolled by. Snake nearly collapsed. Mr. 2 suddenly fell on both of his knees and coughed up blood. "Noooooooo! I've lost!" Mr. 2 then fell on his face and rolled on to his back.
"I have… to admit that you put up a good fight." Snake said as he walked up.
"Just give me the finishing blow… whatever you do can't be even half as bad as what Mr. 0 will do." Mr. 2 said. Snake was clutching his knife in his hand looming above Mr. 2.
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Snake put the knife away and held out his hand to help out Mr. 2. "Just consider yourself lucky that I'm not in the mood to finish this right now. You did put up one hell of a fight after all." Snake said.
"How… kind of you." Mr. 2 said. Snake then punched Mr. 2 really hard in the face. "Maybe… not…" Mr. 2 said weakly before falling down, out cold.
"Now to pull that lever." Snake said. He walked over toward the switch and pulled it. "There… I've done my part, I've got to get back and meet with the others before we face Crocodile." Snake said as he began to walk back toward the temple building.
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Yeah, I made up the attack names for Snake, even though they really aren't anything special. I think the fight rocked for one of my fights. What do you guys think?