Ultimate Smash Adventure
I would have had this ready yesterday, but I was in kind of a funk yesterday. But now I'm feeling much better than I was yesterday, and I'm ready to write this chapter. I hope you guys enjoy this.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except for the story itself and Ron Host.
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Battle with the desert
"You do realize that you're picking a losing fight dinosaur." Crocodile taunted.
"Grrrrrrrrr…"
"I wouldn't even need my powers to defeat you. Even without my Sand-sand fruit powers, I would still have the ability to defeat you." Crocodile sneered.
"Grrrrrr… YOSHI!" Yoshi charged forward as fast as Yoshi ever has run forward.
"Idiot, he hasn't learned from the last fight has he? I can simply avoid harm by turning to sand." Crocodile thought.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi surprised Crocodile and he squirt out a stream of water.
"What!" Crocodile really wasn't expecting this and got hit in the front by water. Yoshi then lowered his head and rammed him with enough force to send him flying backward in to the wall. "Grrr… so… you've somehow figured out my weakness." Crocodile said.
"Yoshi." He nodded.
"Yes… I remember, I heard that certain Yoshi's can store juice and other liquids in their bodies and release it… it doesn't matter, I told you that you and I are on different levels." Crocodile said.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi spit out globs of water at Crocodile. He simply turned in to sand and disappeared in the floor to avoid these. Crocodile then reappeared behind Yoshi and tried to slash him with his hook. Yoshi then spit water in Crocodile's face and he performed a flutter kick on Crocodile's face. Yoshi then quickly squirted Crocodile in the front again and performed a powerful head butt that sent Crocodile flying once again.
"How resourceful… and the way he flows from attack to attack." The mayor was thinking while watching the fight.
"Grrr… Sandstorm!" Crocodile caused a tornado of sand around Yoshi that was beating Yoshi mercilessly. "Try this!" Crocodile then stretched his left arm out by turning his arm in to sand. He stretched his hook out to attack Yoshi. Yoshi barely saw the hook quickly enough to duck under it. Yoshi rolled in to an egg.
"Yoshi!" The egg rolled out and rolled straight at Crocodile. Crocodile was completely dry at this point and the egg went right through Crocodile. Crocodile turned around to attack Yoshi, however Yoshi popped out of the egg and threw two eggs at Crocodile.
"Why are you attacking me when I'm dry?" Crocodile asked quietly. The eggs exploded, and surprisingly exploded in water, completely soaking Crocodile. "What!" Yoshi then reached out his tongue and swallowed Crocodile and turned him in to an egg.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi kicked the egg and sent it flying through a thick pillar.
"Grrrrrrr… you're starting to get on my nerves!" Crocodile shouted. Crocodile flew forward in sand and started to attack Yoshi with his hook and with a hand he formed in to an axe-like blade. Yoshi had to duck jump and step backward to avoid these attacks.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi spit water in to Crocodile's face, blinding him and making his face vulnerable. "Yoshi Yoshi!" Yoshi jumped and started to kick his face rapidly with a flutter kick. "Yoshi!" Yoshi ended this combo with a tail whip before flutter jumping out of the way of a swing of Crocodile's hook.
"I've had enough." Crocodile scowled. Crocodile was bruised, had a black eye, bloody nose, and the corner of his mouth was bleeding.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi squirt out a long stream of water at Crocodile. Crocodile simply raised his right hand and it the water was sucked in to the hand without him getting wet at all. "Yoshi?" He gasped.
"Weren't you wondering how I was drying off so quickly? My right arm can absorb water, you see? Even my one weakness isn't a complete problem. I told you that you can't defeat me." Crocodile sneered. Crocodile put his hand against the ground, the stone floor, walls, and ceiling began to crumble.
"Yoshi?"
"I'm draining the water out of the blocks in here. When plants and ground loses water, it crumbles and sand begins to replace the soil. How do you think deserts form?" Crocodile said. Soon, sand began to fall down in waterfalls. Yoshi quickly pulled out a small blanket from under his saddle, sprayed it with water and threw it over the mayor.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi himself ducked as sand began to cover him. When it stopped, only the pillars, another layer of ceiling (they are underground.) and sand was on the floor everywhere.
"Heh… This is my true power." Crocodile said. Yoshi crawled out of sand and began squirting out every last bit of water he had left. Crocodile simply hid in the sand and avoided it, until Yoshi ran out of water to spit out."
"Heh… heh…" Yoshi began to pant.
"Sand dagger!" A wave of sand as sharp as daggers came from behind Yoshi and cut him pretty badly. "Sand storm!" A tornado of sand battered Yoshi mercilessly. "Had enough yet?" Crocodile shouted as he came out of the sand and turned his right arm in to sand and sent a blast of sand that pushed Yoshi backward. "I told you that you can't defeat me." Crocodile sneered. Yoshi was now lying face down on the ground, not standing back up.
"Yo…s…hi…" Yoshi coughed out weakly.
Flashback…
"Yoshi!"
"Yoshi!"
"Yoshi!" A trio of little Yoshi kids with high-pitched squeaky voices yelled while running around and playing. One was blue, one was yellow, and the other was red. The Yoshi we know is just watching these kids from a distance with a smile. The kids were still wearing their shells on their lower bodies they were so young. The red Yoshi kid started to wander off with a big smile on his face.
"Yoshi!" Our Yoshi shouted while running after the kid. The kid accidentally tripped and started to roll down a hill until.
"Yoooooooshiiiiii!" The kid was beginning to fall down a drop off.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi used egg-roll to get down the hill quickly. Yoshi used his tongue to catch the kid and turn him in to an egg before throwing him back up on top of the cliff.
"Yoshi?" The kid asked. Our Yoshi then attempted to use a flutter kick to get back up to the cliff, however he couldn't grab the ledge and began to fall below.
"Yoooooooshiiiiiii!" Suddenly, he was stopped before he fell down. He looked and he was now standing on the palm of a giant hand. "Yoshi?"
"Yes… I saved you. My name is Master Hand." Master Hand introduced. After setting Yoshi back down on the ground. The two began to converse. "Yoshi… you seem to be the most able out of your people in a fight, and you've proven it with your many adventures with Mario." Master Hand told Yoshi.
"Yoshi." He nodded.
"I'm on a mission to prove to my family that beings like you can interact with other kinds of living beings."
"Yoshi?"
"There are other dimensions where different kinds of people live. And my family has thought for generations that they could never interact peacefully because of fighting. However, I believe that through fighting for competition, that you and many others can live peacefully together." Master Hand said.
"Yoshi…" Yoshi began to picture this. "Yoshi yoshi?"
"Are you strong enough? Well… why do you want to become so strong?" Master Hand asked. Yoshi had to really think about this question.
"Yoshi."
"To protect lives. As long as you remember why you want to be strong, then you will always become stronger." Master Hand told him.
End of flashback…
"Now that I'm done with you… I don't have any more use for that mayor, and after that… your friends are next, and then everything else!" Crocodile yelled.
"Yo…shi…"
"Hm?"
"Yoshi…"
"What! How can you be standing?" Crocodile asked.
"Yoshi." Yoshi was now standing up completely.
"Grrrr… fine I'll finish you off now!" Crocodile shouted.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi then felt something inside of him surge forward. Yoshi then felt unstoppable, he was sure that he could do anything now. "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Yoshi then started running forward much faster than he ever has before.
"What! How did he get so fast?" Crocodile said in surprise. "Sand rapier!" Crocodile then threw forward multiple blades made of sand. Yoshi effortlessly sidestepped them all while running forward.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi then threw his tongue forward, all curled up. The tongue impacted Crocodile and actually hurt him.
"Augh! What!" Crocodile winced.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi fell on a knee for a minute.
"Ha! That wound from earlier is catching up now. It's time for you to die." Crocodile said. He took off the gold hook, and underneath it was a silver hook that had multiple holes in it. Purple smoke could be seen fuming from the holes. "The poison in this hook will kill you for sure."
"Yoshi!" He said with no fear. Crocodile swung the hook at Yoshi multiple times, Yoshi rolled out of the way of one attack, and the hook hit the a block that hadn't completely turned to sand. The boulder then melted after a few seconds. "Yoshi!"
"The acidity of this poison can melt anything in only a short amount of time. Now it's your turn!" Crocodile said. He flew forward with his sand and began to slash at Yoshi. Yoshi then kicked Crocodile in the stomach, and this somehow hurt him. "Augh! What!" He then noticed that Yoshi had some of his blood on his shoes.
"Yoshi…"
"So, you rubbed some of your own blood on your shoes to allow yourself to hurt me." Crocodile said. "Grrr… let's end this!" Crocodile charged forward and swung his hook at Yoshi some more. Yoshi sidestepped another swing, however the hook made a slight scratch on the back of Yoshi's hand. "Ha! The poison will now eat you away shortly."
"Yoshi." Yoshi quickly put his mouth to the scratch, inhaled, and spit out immediately after inhaling. "Yoshi."
"Why don't you just die!" Crocodile shouted.
"YOSHI!" Yoshi picked up a rock, dodged the hook, and smashed it.
"Why you!" Crocodile quickly replaced the hook with a knife and thrust forward to stab Yoshi. Yoshi then landed the strongest kick he ever mustered and kicked Crocodile high in to the air, almost touching the ceiling.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi threw an egg in to the air and it hit Crocodile, exploding in water.
"What! I thought you were out of water!" The explosion actually sent Crocodile closer to the ceiling.
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" (True Power! Nuclear Eggsplosion!) Yoshi created a large number of eggs and swallowed them all and encased them in one larger egg. Yoshi then threw it at Crocodile. The egg hit and caused a gigantic explosion, and I do mean gigantic. Yoshi and the mayor had to shield their eyes to avoid being blinded by the attack.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!" Crocodile yelled. The explosion was pushing him through layer after layer of rock until…
Outside…
"Maybe we should go flip the switches again and help Yoshi." Marth suggested.
"That would be wise." Snake said.
"I second that…" Ness said.
"Pikachu."
"The mouse is right, Yoshi should handle this alone." Bowser said.
"But…" Zelda started to say. Suddenly The earth beneath them started to crack and push upward at the center of the cracks and fissures. "Look out!" Everyone jumped way out of the way. A gigantic explosion erupted forward and blew apart a large crater in the ground. The explosion even knocked back the smashers several feet, even after already backing off a few feet. To their surprise, they saw Crocodile flying out of the center of the crack, leaving a trail of smoke as he flew through the air. They kept looking until Crocodile disappeared in a small flash in the sky.
"Jigglypuff!"
"That was Crocodile." Snake said, rubbing his eyes.
"That means…" Bowser started to say.
"YOSHI WON!" They all cheered. Yoshi then appeared from the door of the ruins, weakly carrying the mayor.
"Yoshi." Yoshi said before collapsing from his injuries.
"Oh no! The wound from earlier opened back up!"
"Quick… get him…" That was the last thing Yoshi heard before blacking out.
Yoshi slowly opened his eyes up and looked around. "Yoshi?"
"We're back at the pokemon center." Bowser answered. "The people of the city figured that this was the most important thing to rebuild first."
"Yoshi." Yoshi sighed. "Yoshi yoshi."
"You what?" Marth asked.
"I think he said…" Zelda started.
"I think he said that he…" Snake continued.
"Discovered his true power." Ness said.
"Pika!"
"Jigglypuff!"
"Ah good, you're awake." The mayor's voice came. She walked in with Justy right behind her. "I wanted to thank you for everything you've done." The mayor said.
"If it weren't for you, the mayor might have died." Justy said.
"What are you going to do now?" Marth asked. Ness opened his mouth to answer for her but…
"Let her answer." Zelda said.
"Awwww…" Ness complained.
"I'm going to use the last of my term to help rebuild this city. As for you guys, you need to get back to Master Hand don't you?" The mayor said.
"Yeah, we do need to get back." Bowser said.
"Well, good luck then." The mayor said leaving.
"Oh snap!" Bowser yelled.
"What's wrong?" Zelda asked.
"Oh man! Bowser's right! We forgot the warp stars in the desert!" Ness said.
"Yoshi!"
"Pika!"
"Jigglypuff!"
"Great…" Snake said.
"Not to worry." Came a familiar gay voice. Everyone turned around to see.
"Mr. 2!" Snake yelled angrily. "Are you back for a rematch!"
"Please don't call me Mr. 2 anymore." Mr. 2 said. "Call me Bon Clay. Baroque Works disbanded with your victory over Crocodile. Therefore, I'm no longer affiliated with them." Bon Clay said. "So big boy. Nothing is keeping me from helping you." Bon Clay said.
"Help us?" Marth said skeptically.
"Yep! My men and I found your warp stars in the desert and we brought them here for you!" Bon Clay said. Bon Clay's men then started dancing in holding the warp stars above their heads.
"Thank… you?" Snake said a little weirded out. "Why would you help us?"
"No need to thank me Snaky boy." Bon Clay said. "And I just want to be friends from now on."
"Mr. 2!" One of his men shouted running inside.
"Don't call me Mr. 2."
"Sorry Mr. 2 Bon Clay sir!" The men said. The other guy started.
"Those guys at the alliance know about Crocodile's plans for betrayal! They sent two of the Deadly Fates to apprehend Baroque works." The guy said panicking.
"And they'll catch us for sure." Marth said. "Yoshi's probably the only one who could fight them, and he's in no shape right now." Marth said.
"If we try to take off, they'll catch us." Ness said.
"Just leave it to me!" Bon Clay said.
"You?" The smashers asked.
Outside…
Ridley was flying down followed by a few space pirate ships. Orochimaru was standing on top of one of the ships as they all flew down.
"Did Crocodile honestly think he would get away with this?" Orochimaru asked.
"The punishment for betrayal is death. And death will come to him and the smashers." Ridley said.
"Ridley sir!" A space pirate spoke through a communicator.
"What is it?" Ridley asked.
"The smashers are driving away in a large desert car."
"It's probably a decoy, the smashers aren't that stupid." Ridley said.
"But you can clearly see all of them."
"What!"
"Look at that… they really are all in a car." Orochimaru said. In a distant car you could see the smashers in a car driving away with the warp stars in the back. "I guess this will be easier than I thought." The army took a sharp turn and easily intercepted the car.
"Surrender now Smashers!" Ridley demanded.
"Smashers?" Snake asked. "Oh you must mean those guys we look like." Snake said with his voice suddenly changing in to Mr. 2's voice. It was then that Snake's face changed in to Mr. 2's face. "Ta daaaaa!"
"What!" Orochimaru and Ridley said at the same time. Zelda took off her wig and dress to reveal one of Mr. 2's men, Ness was ducked behind the seat and stood up to reveal another of Mr. 2's men. And finally Marth took off a wig to reveal another of Mr. 2's men.
"The others are all just cleverly designed dolls." Bon Clay said.
"Where are the smashers then?" Ridley asked.
"They're gone now!" Bon Clay said.
"You'll pay for this one Baroque Works agent." Orochimaru said while summoning his three giant snakes.
Meanwhile…
The warp stars were flying in between dimensions by now. "That was… brave of him…" Marth said. Snake was deep in thought. He wondered what would have happened if he had finished off Mr. 2 in that fight.
"We won't forget you… Bon Clay." Snake said quietly so the others wouldn't hear him.
"Pikachu."
"Don't you dare tell them what I said." Snake threatened.
"I'm just glad that we're going home now." Bowser said.
"As am I. We now have one more reason to finish the alliance." Zelda said.
"That's not what I meant but okay." Bowser said.
"Hey Bowser." Snake said.
"Yeah?"
"You still have a bet to finish." Snake said.
"Oooooohhh…" Bowser groaned clutching his stomach. He could already feel the stomach pain.
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The later parts of the story are now going to get fairly heavy. So I decided I'll lighten the mood beforehand with a chapter of SPOOFS! Seriously, the next chapter will just contain uber randomness. I hope you liked this chapter. Let me know in a review.