Ultimate Smash Adventure

As stated at the end of the last chapter, this chapter is just a chapter of spoofs! Just a bunch of randomness! Here goes.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except for the story itself.

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Ultimate Spoof

Miss April Fool's Day was just wandering around some street somewhere without really caring where she was going. Munching on rice crackers.

"Grrrrrr… blasted Mario bros. ruined my Magnus Von Grapple 3.0! How dare they do that!" Came a long forgotten voice.

"You'll get them next time Lord Crump." Said a random X-naut soldier.

"That's right! Buh… buh… buh huh huh huh!" Crump laughed. "Hey little girl! Out of our way!"

"I'm tired." Miss April Fool's Day whined.

"I don't care! Get out of our way or else we'll… take a nap." Crump said after getting his shirt painted green by Miss April Fool's Day.

"How about some lunch?" She asked.

"Okay." The X-nauts said as they sat down and started eating rice crackers and drinking tea.

"It's a stampede!" Shouted Ron Host who just ran through here in wearing his jacket, shirt, tie, and his pants were missing and he was wearing boxer shorts with hearts on them. Behind him were a bunch of cows running toward them.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They all screamed. Miss. April Fool's Day, Crump, and the X-nauts began to run for their lives with Ron Host in the lead. Cockroaches suddenly jumped on top of the cows and lassoed them around the neck.

"World domination!" Shouted one cockroach.

This stampede went on for a while. Until…

CRASH!" A meteor came from outer space and caused a crater that the roaches and cows couldn't climb out of.

"That was close." Ron Host said. "Now where did my pants go?"

"Would those be your pants running down that alleyway?" Crump asked.

"Freeeeeeeedoooooom!" Shouted a pair of pants before taking off.

"Hey get back here!" Ron Host shouted running after the pants. The pants then jumped in to the ocean and Ron Host dived after them. While underwater, Ron Host spotted a pineapple, an Easter Island statue, and a rock all lined up. A square sponge came running out of the pineapple.

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm Ready!" He shouted before running down the street. Suddenly the ocean churned and flung Ron Host out of the water.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He landed inside some bar and the second he landed, a bunch of big tough guys surrounded him.

"You know what we do to roof breakers around here?"

"Uuuuuhh…" Ron Host thought for a minute. Suddenly the Kool-Aid Man bust in through the wall and accidentally bowled over the big tough guys.

"Oh yeah!" the Kool-Aid man said while giving a thumbs up. Suddenly a stampede of cows ran in and took the Kool-Aid man with them. "Oh no!"

"WTF?" Ron Host asked. Some guy then ran up and answered.

"ZOMG what happened here?"

"I was just here for a few seconds BTW." Ron Host said.

"O RLY?"

"YA RLY."

"NO WAI!"

"YA WAI!"

Suddenly a blue blur came through the hole in the wall. It looked like a dinosaur on wheels, with a weird helmet and visor. "What happened here?" The dinosaur asked. Everyone shrugged their shoulders.

"Who the heck are you anyways?" Ron Host asked.

"I'm Be… XLR8." The guy said. The symbol on his chest began to blink red. "Uh-oh, got to go." He was then off like a rocket.

"Man… could this chapter be any weirder?" Ron Host asked. Suddenly a cow fell on top of him.

"Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

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That was really just a bunch of randomness to lighten the mood. The next chapter will already be posted.

WARNING: The next chapter is going to be one gigantic tragedy!