Ultimate Smash Adventure
Okay, as I said, last chapter was for kicks, but now it's time for probably the most tragic chapter I've ever written.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except for the story itself and Ron Host.
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Ultimate Evil
As hard to believe as it is. While all of this was going on throughout the last few days for the smashers. Everything was normal and peaceful in the smash dimension. The residents that had moved from their own dimensions to live here and watch the smash tournaments were just carrying on their everyday lives. There was a family from the mushroom kingdom living in a mushroom shaped house that was out in their front yard playing.
"Throw it here dad!" The boy shouted.
"Catch!" The dad threw the football at his son and played back and forth while the mom was cleaning the house.
There was a Hylian family next door. The girl was outside playing with a doll that she made by hand. It had brown hair, two uneven eyes, and the dress wasn't sewn on very well, but she was playing with it happily without a care in the world. "You'll be as pretty as Princess Zelda one day." The girl said while making her doll walk forward. Singing a lullaby.
"It's nice to live such a peaceful life here don't you think?" The girl's mom asked her husband.
"I do think so." He answered.
There was even a home that belonged to a family from Corneria. A family of badgers to be exact. "Kick it here sis!" The boy called out.
"Here!" She kicked it and the boy stopped it with his foot.
At the mansion…
Master Hand was looking out from the balcony on the top floor, watching those blissful moments from there. "It's hard to believe what's going on now while all of this happiness is stirring. Living in ignorance probably is bliss. I only hope that we can always protect this. Don't you Crazy? Crazy?" Master Hand turned around and…
"La cucaracha! La cucaracha! Na na na na na na na na! La cucaracha! La cucaracha! Da da da da hey!" Crazy Hand was singing while wearing a Mexican cape over the back of himself and while holding a maraca.
"Oh for the love of…" Master Hand sighed. "We need to check on the smashers and their friends. Master Hand went down to the infirmary and… "Ah! Excellent, you're awake already!" Master Hand said happily. The smashers that went to Tethealla and Sylverant woke up along with Lloyd, Genis, Colette, Raine, Sheena, Zelos, Presea, and Regal.
"Mama-mia… what-a happened?" Mario asked.
"Where's Mithos?" Lloyd asked.
"Well you see…" Master Hand said.
"It was like this!" Crazy Hand shouted. "First Mewtwo and Mithos were all BLAM POW BOP BAM BOOM! And then Mithos is all like 'HA' and then he cast this big spell that went ZAP! And then the place you were standing on was all like KABOOM! And then Mithos is like 'I win!' and then he disappeared, and MH and I were like 'NOOOOO!' And then we grabbed you and brought you all back here!" Crazy Hand told them. Everyone stared at Crazy Hand and blinked a few times. "What?"
"Nevermind…" Master Hand said.
Meanwhile…
"The smashers escaped!" Kefka yelled.
"Amazing really, there was no chance of them surviving those predicaments, and yet they somehow made it through." Ramirez said.
"Unbelievable…" The Black Knight said.
"With Crocodile's defeat at the hands of one of the smashers, this means that they still have the have the potential to become more dangerous." Mithos said.
"Hmph… at least I now have three pieces to the Black Rune." Kefka said.
"How many pieces are there?" Ridley asked.
"Four, and I know who has it." Kefka said. "At first the Black Rune was where Crocodile was searching, but Master Hand already found it and took it away to protect it from evil."
"So it's with the smashers." Orochimaru said. "Lord Kefka, how about all of us Deadly Fates go and retrieve it for you. The smashers won't be able to fight all of us as of now." Orochimaru said.
"Hmmmm…" Kefka thought for a minute.
Back at the smash dimension…
The smashers were all in the dining room, waiting to discuss their next move. All of the smashers had returned and Lloyd and his friends have returned to their world. "So… what do we do now?" Pit asked.
"To heck if I know!" Wario yelled.
"No reason to yell at him Wario." Samus scolded.
"Hey how's the pizza Bowser?" Snake sneered.
"I… think… I'm going… to hurl…" Bowser said scarfing down another slice of two weeks old anchovy pizza.
"Alright everyone, there is good news to present." Master Hand said. "Yoshi has discovered his true power while in the desert of Orre."
"Yoshi." He nodded. He then grasped his side in pain. "Yosh…"
"Take it easy, you haven't recovered from your injuries yet Yoshi." Master Hand said.
"You mean he's fully unlocked his true power?" Pit asked. "That's good. I still need to fully unlock mine." Pit said.
"We all do Pit." Roy said.
"And now for some bad news… we have no idea where the Alliance is right now." Master Hand said. "They don't seem to be attacking anywhere right now."
"I say we take the fight to them now then!" Ganondorf said.
"That's a stupid idea." Mewtwo said coldly. "Even with Yoshi having found his true power, we still don't stand a chance against them."
"How so?" Falco asked raising an eyebrow.
"The Deadly Fates are far more powerful then we can imagine." Mewtwo said. "The way Mithos battled me… it felt like… he wasn't taking me seriously." Mewtwo continued.
"Now that you mention it, it's possible all of the fates we haven't defeated were all holding back on us." Link said.
"Aww man…" Crazy Hand said. "I know!" Everyone turned to Crazy Hand to hear his idea. "…We play dead and then sneak in to their base!" Everyone fainted anime style.
"Do you honestly think they'd fall for that?" Ness asked. "And how would we even pull that off?" Ness asked.
"Well…" Crazy Hand thought for a minute. "I don't know, I just like throwing out stupid ideas." Crazy Hand said. Everyone sighed and began to think.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
"What was that?" Master Hand yelled. "Smashers! Hurry outside! I've got a bad feeling about this." Master Hand said. The smashers all ran outside while the hands flew toward the mansion's basement.
"Mama-mia…" Luigi said.
"It can't be…" Zelda said.
"No…" Pit said.
"Pichu…" Everyone looked outside and began to walk in to the town.
"It's all…" Nana began
"Destroyed…" Y. Link said. Everyone looked around, everywhere you looked, there were burnt buildings collapsing to the ground. The sky had turned orange and black from the flames and smoke. Zelda walked over to one house and picked up a singed doll. The burnt hair was brown, the eyes uneven, and the singed dress not completely sewn on. Everyone had just gotten back from searching around. Some with heads hung low, others were crying from the devastation. Mario, Wario, C. Falcon, and Ness had their hats or visors adjusted to where it covered their eyes and only revealed frowns.
"There were no survivors." Nana said.
"Ha ha ha ha ha…" Came a high-pitched cackle that came from nowhere. The smashers looked around as the ominous laughter continued. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… smashers… do you see this? This is what becomes of all life someday… life eventually comes to an end… and all that was built will one day be destroyed… this is the inescapable fate…" The voice said.
"Who's… there…" Mewtwo asked.
"Look!" Marth said. Everyone turned around and saw a silhouette behind the flames of a building. The flames parted to reveal a man in bright red, green, and purple robes. He had clown make-up and a sinister smile.
"Smashers… you have something I want… and I expect you to give it to me!" He shouted.
"Why-a would-a we give whatever it is-a to you?" Mario demanded, unable to hide his anger.
"Because I… am Kefka! The most powerful being through all time and worlds!" Kefka said. The smashers all turned to him and took a fighting stance. "Oh? You want to fight me? How amusing." Kefka said.
"You bastard!" Ganondorf yelled.
"I will-a make you pay-a!" Mario yelled. Mario was the first to charge forward.
"Pitiful." Kefka pointed his finger and sent a blast of flames at Mario. Mario somersaulted over the attack and attempted to slam Kefka's head with his fist. However when Mario got close, Kefka raised his hand and stopped Mario in mid-air. "Heh heh… is this all the great Mario's got?" Kefka then opened his hand and Mario was sent flying backward, and he crashed in to the a wooden beam that was on fire. Kefka was then instantly standing above Mario while pointing a glowing finger at Mario. "Good-bye…" Kefka said.
"Noooooooo! I won't-a let you hurt-a Mario!"
"Huh?" Kefka turned around and saw Luigi running at him with his hand glowing with lightning. "Blizzaga!" Luigi was then instantly frozen in a gigantic block of ice that exploded and sent Luigi flying with terrible freeze burns. "Now which should I finish off first?" Kefka pondered.
"Try this!"
"Hm?" Kefka turned around and saw Peach throw a bob-omb at him. Kefka stopped the bob-omb in mid-air and then threw it behind him where it harmlessly exploded. Kefka then blasted Peach with a beam of light that sent her flying backward severely burnt.
"How dare you! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!" Bowser breathed out a stream of flame at Kefka. The flames simply encircled Kefka and didn't burn him one bit.
"You call that fire? Firaga!" Kefka cast a spell that literally caused an explosion of flame around Bowser.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"
"No one beats up Mario except for me!" Wario shouted. He then charged forward. "Shoulder Barge!" Kefka simply floated above the attack and then reached his hand out as if he was reaching for someone's neck. "Gack…" Wario was holding his own neck as if trying to pry an invisible hand off of his neck. Kefka then sent him flying several feet and landing on top of Mario.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi charged forward.
"Hmph… you still haven't recovered have you?" Kefka simply side-stepped the charge and then kicked Yoshi in one of his many wounds.
"Yoshi!" He gasped in pain before collapsing on his side.
"Heh heh heh heh heh." Kefka then held a glowing orb over Yoshi.
"Ooooooooooooooo!" DK threw a punch at the back of Kefka's head. Kefka grabbed the fist and threw DK forward at incredible speeds until he crashed.
"You are the all powerful smashers? This is too easy." Kefka said.
"Try me on for size!" C. Falcon ran forward and began throwing punch after punch at Kefka, who was simply floating back and forth to avoid each punch.
"Thundaga!" Kefka shot a freakishly gigantic bolt of lightning that blasted C. Falcon backward.
"Grrrrrr… sword of darkness!" Ganondorf made the sword that he never uses appear in purple flame. "Try this!" Ganondorf swings his sword at Kefka rapidly. In the blink of an eye, Kefka made a sword appear and he easily parried Ganondorf's attacks and stabbed him multiple times in the chest, knocking Ganondorf backward.
"No sword is a match for one of the two Ultima Weapons." Kefka said, obviously referring to the sword in his hand.
"How about two swords?" Link asked.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!" Y. Link shouted as both him and Link charged forward and began to slash and thrust at him. Kefka moved so quickly, that if you could put it in slow motion, you would see a blur that slashed both the Links across the chest.
"Fireball jutsu!" Sheik sent a giant fireball at Kefka. Kefka simply caught the fireball and sent it back at Sheik after swelling it to twice its original size.
"PSI Rocking!" Ness blasted out several colorful orbs at Kefka.
"Flare!" Kefka cast a spell that caused a sudden spike in temperature around Ness and dealt freaking heavy damage.
"Aim… fire!" Samus fired five super missiles at Kefka. Kefka turned around and avoided the attack easily. "What!" Kefka then reappeared in front of her and then blasted her in the stomach with a beam of light, sending her tumbling through the ground.
"Pyo!" Kirby swallowed an ice shard from the blizzaga spell and became ice Kirby. Kirby breathed super cold breath and tried to freeze Kefka.
"Firaga!" This naturally knocked Kirby away in one hit.
"Hurricane spin!" Meta-Knight spun his sword in front of him around and around, causing a whirlwind that flew straight at Kefka. Kefka simply walked right through the winds. "What!"
"Bio!" Kefka cast a spell that caused poisonous globs to cover Meta-Knight and deal heavy damage to him.
"Blizzard Impact!" The Ice Climbers used their thus far strongest attack to try and impale Kefka.
"Meteor!" Kefka sent a countless number of Meteors that smashed through the ice and hit the Ice Climbers.
"Falco! Cross Illusion formation!" Fox said.
"You got it!" The two began to run around and around Kefka so fast that it looked like there were multiple Foxes and Falcos. The two then attempted to hit Kefka with a cross illusion, but Kefka stopped them before they hit him.
"Double Flare!" Kefka cast a flare spell on both of them at point blank. Naturally sending them both backward.
"Pika!"
"Pichu!" The two of them then blasted a gigantic bolt of lightning at Kefka. The lightning clashed and caused an explosion. "Pichu?"
"Wondering where I went? Quake!" Kefka reappeared above them and split the ground beneath Pikachu and Pichu and the earth battered them mercilessly.
"Jigglypuff!" Jigglypuff rolled toward Kefka and attempted to ram him.
"Oh give me a break!" Kefka stopped Jigglypuff mid-roll and sent her rolling in to a burning building that shortly collapsed.
"Psychic!" Mewtwo used a psychic attack on Kefka that didn't hurt him at all. "What?" Suddenly Mewtwo felt his own psychic attack hit him. "Agh!"
"Didn't expect a reflect did you?" Kefka asked.
"Let's rush him Roy!" Marth said while running forward.
"You've got it!" Roy and Marth rushed him from each side to slash at him from two sides.
"Vanish." Kefka then turned invisible and the slashes missed him completely.
"Huh?"
"Aero!" Kefka caused a tornado that knocked both Marth and Roy silly.
"Augh!"
"Arrow of light!" Pit fired a light arrow at Kefka. Kefka swung his arm and knocked the arrow to the side where it exploded. "Huh? Evil can't knock away that!"
"I don't think you would call me normal evil. Shadow Flare!" Kefka cast a dark version of flare that hurt Pit terribly due to it being unholy. "Ha ha ha ha ha!" Little did Kefka know that there was a scope aiming at him.
"Got you…" Snake said quietly. Snake fired a sniper rifle that went through Kefka's heart. "Heh…" But to Snake's surprise, Kefka just turned in to some black liquid and melted in to the ground. "What?"
"Had fun fighting my shadow smashers?" Kefka asked. Snake turned around and…
"Pearl!" Kefka cast a spell that caused holy light to blast Snake and send him flying. "Sheesh, you smashers are supposed to be so tough… and it only took me… six minutes to defeat you." Kefka said. "How pathetic, now which one should I kill first." Kefka looked around at all the defeated smashers. "Ah… the pink princess will do nicely." Kefka said.
"No!"
"Huh?" Kefka turned around, but he was too late and Mario landed a flaming punch on Kefka's cheek that caused a burn and sent him sprawling a few feet. Kefka got up and felt his cheek. "You… dare lay a hand… on me… you son of a submariner… I hate you… I hate you… I HATE YOU… I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Kefka shouted to the sky. Kefka grabbed Mario with his magic powers. "HOW DARE YOU!" Kefka threw Mario across the ground and then picked him back up with his powers. "YOU DARE INJURE ME!" Kefka then slammed Mario on the ground. "YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE!" Kefka then slammed Mario against the ground hard enough to cause a crater. "I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER!" Kefka then sent Mario flying along the ground leaving a trail in the ground. "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!" Kefka shouted. He then held Mario by the throat with his hand.
"I… won't-a… let-a you… kill my friends." Mario said weakly. Kefka then caused a pillar of earth to rise from the ground beneath him. Carrying him higher and higher in to the sky until you could barely see the burning town below.
"Diiiiiiiiieee…" Kefka said and dropped Mario down below.
"We got you!" Master Hand yelled and caught Mario before he hit the ground.
"What kind of lunatic would do this?" Crazy Hand asked. "I mean… how is it possible for someone to be insane?" Crazy Hand asked.
"I would ask you the same question, but we have something to take care of now." Master Hand said turning to Kefka, who was slowly descending to the ground.
"So… the hands themselves have made an appearance… give me the rune now." Kefka said.
"Never…" Master Hand said as he and Crazy Hand got in fighting positions.
"Then die!" Kefka fired beams of light at them.
"Finger rays!" The hands flew above Kefka's beams and fired beams of light from their fingers at Kefka. Kefka crossed his arms and the rays made contact and pushed him back a few feet. "Applause!" Master Hand and Crazy Hand got on either side of Kefka and started clapping him between them, or at least almost succeeding, Kefka had his arms out to the side and stopped each clap before they actually crushed him, but it seemed as though he was struggling to keep up the block.
"Grrrrrraaaaaah!" Kefka blasted beams of light that sent the hands flying back from him. "Thundaga!" Kefka blasted his bolts of lightning at the two hands and zapped them pretty badly.
"Rock!" Master Hand punched Kefka hard enough to send him flying in to the air.
"Paper!" Crazy Hand then backhanded him to send him flying in a different direction.
"Scissors!" Master Hand then opened up two fingers and then scissored Kefka in the sides.
"AGH! Merton!" Kefka cast a spell that caused an impossibly gigantic heat wave that burnt both hands badly.
"Uggghh… we're outmatched Crazy." Master Hand said.
"What do we do? What do we do?" Crazy Hand asked.
"Get the smashers out of here, and take the rune with us." Master Hand said. "Escape plan B!" The two hands dropped bombs from their fingers that caused blinding flashes per bomb.
"Agh!" When they stopped, they all disappeared. "They escaped!" Kefka yelled. "Oh well, you'd think the legendary hands would know that the hand is quicker than the eye…" Kefka said pulling out the last piece to the Black Rune. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! One more thing before I go…" Kefka hovered above the town and raised his hand. "ULTIMA!" Kefka dropped a glowing sphere down on the ground that then unleashed a bright blueish purple light that enveloped everything, leaving nothing but a giant smoking crater. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Kefka then disappeared in a flash.
Looking closely at the crater, there were only a few things there. The mushroom kingdom family's ball, the little girl's doll, and the Cornerian families' soccer ball.
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Well, I know this chapter is a downer, but that was the point. You'll find out what happened to the smashers next chapter.