Ultimate Smash Adventure
Sorry for my lack of updating yesterday, I needed to think of how I would approach the next few chapters since the other teams were smaller than the Mushroom Kingdom Team. I'll be covering Yoshi, DK, and the Mute City team in this chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except for the story itself and Ron Host.
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Chaos
Yoshi and D. Yoshi growled at each other further. "Yoshi!" Yoshi shouted.
"Yoshi!" D. Yoshi shouted back. "Yoshi yoshi yosh yoshi!"
"Grrrrrrr… Yoshi!" Yoshi shouted before charging. Yoshi and D. Yoshi charged at each other at high speeds. D. Yoshi then performed a tail sweep while Yoshi did a jump kick. Both attacks missed and the two both threw a punch at each other. The two fists collided square on. The two then launched in to a combo of punches and kicks that collided dead on each time. Yoshi then finally landed a kick on D. Yoshi's chest that sent him flying in to a tree.
"Yoshi!" D. Yoshi rolled out of the way of another kick that snapped the tree Yoshi kicked. D. Yoshi countered with an egg-roll attack. Yoshi took a stance and put his hands out in front of him. The attack hit Yoshi's hands and began to push him back leaving skid marks in the ground. Yoshi was also pushing back and was beginning to slow him down. Yoshi finally stopped the attack and picked up the egg.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi slammed D. Yoshi on the ground and jumped above him to perform a ground pound. D. Yoshi rolled out of the way again, but noticed that the attack left a medium sized crater.
"Gulp…" D. Yoshi gulped at the sight of this. Yoshi once again charged forward. D. Yoshi leaped over him and threw eggs with black spots on them at Yoshi. Yoshi stopped these by throwing his own eggs and then throwing extra eggs at D. Yoshi as he landed. Yoshi then leaped right above D. Yoshi and began to use his flutter kick on his head.
"Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo YO!" Yoshi uttered as each kick connected. Yoshi then jumped off of D. Yoshi's head and performed a ground pound. "Hah!" Yoshi ground pounded D. Yoshi, square in the back and then jumped off.
"Heh… heh… heh…" D. Yoshi had to catch his breath, he was losing, and he needed to think of something. He then looked around and noticed a young Yoshi whose bottom half wasn't even out of its shell yet.
"Grrrrrrrr… Yoshi!" Yoshi charged forward to proceed with the attack again. This time D. Yoshi lashed out his tongue and wrapped it around the young Yoshi.
"Yoshi!" It screamed in a high-pitched squeaky voice. Yoshi stopped dead in his tracks as D. Yoshi held the young Yoshi in front of him with his tongue. "Yooooooshiiiiiiii!" It cried.
"Yoshi yoshi…" D. Yoshi said waving his finger at Yoshi.
"Yosh…" Yoshi sighed. He just stood there and put his hands down. D. Yoshi then charged forward and kicked Yoshi hard enough to send him flying through two thick palm trees.
At Kongo Bongo…
"Why is there two of my retarded sons? I mean son… or is it? Gah!" Cranky Kong continued to wonder what the heck was going on.
"Grrrrr…" DK growled at his dark counterpart.
"Ooooooooooooooo!" D. DK bellowed while beating his chest. DK charged forward and threw a fast punch. D. DK simply caught the fist and then grabbed DK by the chest.
"Hey!" DK yelled as he was being lifted above D. DK's head. D. DK began to spin DK above his head around and around until he finally threw him away and made him crash through a few trees, and cause a large crack in a boulder.
"Ooooooooooo!" D. DK yelled, he ran forward way faster than DK ever has and threw a punch. DK only barely avoided the punch, but it did destroy the boulder behind him. DK countered with a quick uppercut followed by a bunch of rapid punches to the face. D. DK then grabbed both of DK's fists, picked him up and slammed him in to the ground a countless number of times.
"Augh! Oo! Ah!" DK yelped every time he hit the ground. Finally D. DK began to spin him around and around and then he threw them waaaaaaaay away over the trees.
"Come back!" D. DK said and he took one mighty leap after DK.
Mute City…
"So who is causing all of this?" C. Falcon asked.
"We are." Samus told C. Falcon.
"Huh? How are we doing all of this?" C. Falcon asked.
"Look behind us." Samus said. The two turned around and saw their dark counterparts, well, Samus saw D. Samus and C. Falcon saw Blood Falcon.
"What! Blood Falcon! Why are you doing all of this? I already defeated Deathborn and Black Shadow." C. Falcon said.
"So what? I still didn't leave the alliance." Blood Falcon said. "Besides, this means I get another chance to fight… YOU!" Blood Falcon yelled. He ran at C. Falcon way faster than C. Falcon expected and tackled him, sending them over the roof they were standing on.
"I guess that leaves me with you." Samus said pointing to D. Samus.
"Evaluating target's strength… inadequate for defeating this unit." D. Samus said like a computer.
"I'll show you!" Samus said. She aimed her arm cannon and launched a barrage of six missiles. D. Samus dashed side to side to avoid the missiles, however the second she finished dodging the last one, Samus hit her with a fully charged shot with her plasma beam. However the attack didn't pierce her armor like it should have. "What!"
"Attack strategy… complete!" D. Samus rolled in to morph ball and rolled around Samus leaving bombs all around her. Samus back flipped away from the bombs, D. Samus then unrolled right in front of her and aimed the fully charged arm cannon at Samus' face and fired. The attack sent Samus flying backward, off the side of the building.
Meanwhile…
C. Falcon and Blood Falcon were punching each other violently as they fell down. Blood Falcon then kicked C. Falcon in the stomach, separating the two as they fell. The two of them landed on separate cars.
"Hey do you mind? I haven't finished paying this car off yet buddy!" The guy driving the car C. Falcon landed on yelled.
"My apologies." C. Falcon said jumping off at Blood Falcon.
"Come to papa." B. Falcon said. The two of them began fighting on top of the car. C. Falcon threw a flaming kick that B. Falcon ducked under and countered with a sweep kick that C. Falcon jumped over. C. Falcon then brought a flaming fist down on top of B. Falcon's helmet. "Why you!" B. Falcon uppercut C. Falcon under the chin and then kicked his stomach again, followed by a countless number of punches that were ablaze with purple flames. "Hawk Punch!" B. Falcon charged up a fist while C. Falcon was still stunned and landed an unbelievably powerful punch that sent C. Falcon flying on to the top of a giant delivery truck. "I'm not done with you yet." B. Falcon then leaped after him.
Back to Yoshi's Island…
Yoshi got back up and then got kicked in the face that knocked him down. D. Yoshi still had the baby in his tongue and was now stomping on Yoshi's side rapidly enough to make it look like multiple feet were stomping on him. "Yoshi…" Yoshi sighed.
"Yoshi!" D. Yoshi shouted triumphantly. He spit the baby Yoshi in to the air.
"Yoooooooooshiiiiiiiii!" The baby shouted. Yoshi then swallowed Yoshi and spit him in to a boulder. D. Yoshi then caught the baby so he could continue using him as a hostage. "Yooooooooooshiiiiiiiiiiii!" The baby Yoshi cried.
"Yosh…" Yoshi wanted to save the kid, but if he tried anything, he would swallow the kid, or worse… D. Yoshi then charged at Yoshi and rammed him with his head, this sent Yoshi crashing through another hut and in to the jungle.
"Yoshi!" D. Yoshi yelled charging after him. Yoshi stood back up and saw D. Yoshi running at him. D. Yoshi then did a tail sweep that knocked Yoshi off his feet, right before Yoshi hit the ground, D. Yoshi kicked him back up in to the air again, and again, and again. Around the tenth or so time, he let Yoshi hit the ground with a thud, and then he leaped high in to the air with a flutter jump. "Yoshi!" D. Yoshi performed a ground pound as a dark aura surrounded him, he slammed Yoshi and created a gigantic crater underneath them.
Back to Kongo Bongo…
DK landed on the wooden platform over the waterfall. (The stage in Super Smash Bros. Melee.) DK got up and looked around. Suddenly D. DK leaped over the trees and landed in front of him, roaring like the Hulk. "Grrrr…" DK growled.
"Raaah!" D. DK threw a fist that DK ducked under and threw his own punch, D. DK blocked it and tried a roundhouse kick, DK ducked under it and tried to counter with his own kick to the face. D. DK then ducked and attempted a sweep kick, DK jumped over that and kicked D. DK in the face. DK took advantage of this and punched D. DK so quickly in the face to create the illusion of multiple fists hitting him. D. DK finally ducked and uppercut DK hard enough to send him crashing through one of the platforms above them. D. DK then jumped up and slammed DK back down to the ground with a kick.
"Augh!" DK yelled. D. DK then grabbed DK by the shoulder and made him stand back up. D. DK then socked him in the face and nearly sent him flying over the edge of the platform. "Ooo…" He groaned in pain. D. DK then picked him back up and began punching him in the face at a faster pace than DK punched him earlier. D. DK then began winding up his fist.
"Dark Kong Punch!" D. DK then punched forward, with his fist enveloped in a dark aura, this punch sent DK flying back in to the jungle, through a countless number of trees, and all the way to the beach on the other side of the island.
Back to Mute City…
Samus did a bunch of flips in the air before landing on the lowest street level in Mute City. She then jumped back to avoid getting crushed beneath D. Samus. "Is that all you've got?" Samus asked.
"Target survived thrity-five percent power usage, increase in power percentage necessary." D. Samus said.
"Uh-oh." Samus said. D. Samus switched to a dark ice beam and began firing ice at Samus, Samus cart wheeled out of the way and tried to counter with her own ice beam. D. Samus leaped above the counter attack and began charging the ice beam. D. Samus then unleashed a wave of ice that froze everything in its path, including Samus. "Gah!"
"Most efficient method of finishing off incapacitated target… Super Missile." D. Samus began to charge up her beam.
"No!" Samus had to think of something, she then got an idea. Samus began to charge her plasma beam, and the heat melted the ice. At the last possible second, Samus rolled in to morph ball to avoid the super missile. The missile exploded, sending shards of ice flying everywhere, it was now like it was snowing in the area. The two charged at each other to attack. Samus fired a flamethrower at point blank and scorched part of the armor, but D. Samus charged a super missile and hit Samus in the chest with it. "Oof!" The blast sent Samus flying backward and through more ice. D. Samus then leaped in to the air and did a drop kick on Samus' stomach area. "Augh!"
"Resistance is futile." D. Samus said charging her wave beam. Samus got up and rolled in to her morph ball and used the boost ball to leap in to the air.
"Try this!" Samus shouted, she charged up a super missile and fired it. D. Samus avoided, but then noticed that Samus was firing a countless number of super missiles, one after the other. D. Samus dodged back and forth but ended up getting pelted by about three super missiles. Samus then charged up her plasma beam, and the second she landed, she thrust her arm cannon in to D. Samus' visor and released a large flamethrower attack. "Whew… That's done with I guess." Samus turned around to walk away. "AUGH!" Samus got blasted in the back by a countless number of Super Missiles.
"Target's termination, needed immediately." D. Samus said walking out of the smoke with her arm cannon raised. She rolled in to morph ball and planted a power bomb at Samus' feet. The resulting explosion took out nearly the whole area.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Meanwhile…
C. Falcon got back on his feet just when B. Falcon jumped on top of the same truck. "You'll regret that." C. Falcon said.
"Not likely." B. Falcon then charged at C. Falcon again. The two began throwing flaming punches and kicks at each other, both of them landing hits, dodging and blocking at lightning fast speeds. The two then jumped backward and charged at each other again.
"Raptor Boost!" The two shouted at the same time. The two flaming fists collided and sent a burst of flame from the fists that blew them both backward. C. Falcon nearly fell off the truck and had to grab the edge. B. Falcon tried to take advantage of this. He ran fast enough to run along the side of the truck and attack C. Falcon. C. Falcon flipped back on top and got ready for when B. Falcon came back around to attack him. B. Falcon however managed to land a flaming punch to C. Falcon's face.
"Ow!" C. Falcon yelled. He quickly countered with a kick to the chin. But B. Falcon recovered and grabbed C. Falcon's leg.
"Die!" B. Falcon threw C. Falcon in to the air and then jumped after him. As C. Falcon fell back down to the ground, B. Falcon's foot began to ignite in purple flames. "Dark Hawk kick!" B. Falcon did a variation of C. Falcon's falcon kick with purple flames and planted his foot in C. Falcon's stomach, pushing him to the ground. The two hit the street, and it began to crack until it collapsed. B. Falcon, C. Falcon and a bunch of hover cars were now falling down below. "I'm not done yet!" B. Falcon said. He kicked off of a nearby car and sent him flying toward C. Falcon, who he then punched as he passed by, B. Falcon then did the same thing again and again so quickly that he appeared only as a blur. This went on until everything hit the ground below them.
Back to Yoshi…
D. Yoshi had his foot on Yoshi's side and was triumphantly waving his hands around. Yoshi slowly opened his eyes, looked at D. Yoshi and then quickly grabbed D. Yoshi's tongue. "Hack!" D. Yoshi gasped.
"Yo…shi…" Yoshi said. He squeezed even tighter on the tongue and forced D. Yoshi to drop the baby.
"Yoshi!" The baby cheered happily as he ran back toward the village.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi yelled angrily, he flung D. Yoshi against a tree. Yoshi then launched three eggs in to the air above him and then he did a cycle kick on all three of them, launching them at D. Yoshi.
"Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi!" He yelled in pain as each egg hit him. Yoshi then used egg roll to ram D. Yoshi and send him crashing through more trees and eventually in to a boulder.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi then laid a countless number of eggs and then swallowed them all and encased them in a bigger egg. "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Yoshi threw the egg at D. Yoshi and it let off the same gigantic explosion that defeated Crocodile.
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" D. Yoshi was incinerated by the Nuclear Eggsplosion attack and was soundly defeated.
"Yoshi…" Yoshi sighed in relief.
Back to Kongo Bongo…
DK was passed out on the beach, and he began to think back.
Flashback…
DK was riding a warp star next to Master Hand, DK turned around to take one last good look at Kongo Bongo.
"Don't worry DK, you'll surely be able to see your home again in the future." Master Hand reassured him.
"Yeah…" He said a little depressed.
"DK, I meant to ask, why do you want to become stronger?" Master Hand asked.
"Oooo oo oo ooo oooooooo." DK answered.
"To prove to your dad that you are strong. Well, never forget that, understood?" Master Hand said.
"Okay." DK nodded.
Back to the present…
D. DK was stomping toward DK as he was lying on the beach. "Heh heh heh heh…" D. DK chuckled. "Die…"
"Uuuuhh…" DK began to stand up. D. DK began to wind up a punch.
"Dark Kong Punch!" He threw a punch at DK, but DK rolled out of the way.
"Ooooooooooo!" DK yelled. He threw a fast punch at D. DK's stomach and then quickly punched him across the cheek.
"Oh!" D. DK shouted. DK then clapped his hands with D. DK's head in between his hands. "Augh!" DK then mercilessly punched D. DK in the face a countless number of times. "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!"
"Oooooooooooooooooooooo!" DK then lifted D. DK over his head and threw him across the beach. DK then leaped after him and landed a few feet from him.
"Grrrrrr… RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!" D. DK yelled as he ran forward at DK.
DK thought for a minute and then managed to yell in English. "True Power! Earth Shatter!" DK slammed the ground as hard as he could and then caused the earth in front of him to shatter and break apart. This caused a wave of earth to rise up and collide with D. DK. This wave of earth battered D. DK mercilessly and when he fell back down, the rocks that were torn up fell back down on top of him and crushed him beneath tons of rock. "Oooo…" DK sighed before sitting down.
Back at Mute City…
The explosion had sent Samus flying far off and in to some alleyway. D. Samus then walked in to the scene and scanned Samus. "Target still active… must neutralize." D. Samus said.
Meanwhile…
C. Falcon was lying on his face, buried beneath a pile of cars. "Ha! I thought you were tougher than this." B. Falcon gloated. "Oh well, time to finish you I guess." B. Falcon said. The two bounty hunters began to think back.
Flashback…
The two hunters had both successfully caught a major space crime boss on the rare occasion these two met. "So… who gets the bounty?" C. Falcon asked.
"I stunned him, so I'll be turning him in." Samus said.
"Hey, I did most of the fighting, I'll be the one turning him in." C. Falcon said.
"No… I'll do it!"
"I will!"
"I will!"
"Now now, there's no need for fighting among the two best bounty hunters in the galaxy." Came an unknown voice. Master Hand then descended down.
"Who are you?" Samus said aiming her arm cannon at him.
"Are you here to fight?" C. Falcon said, getting ready.
"No, I'm here to make an offer." Master Hand said.
"Offer?" The both of them asked.
"Yes, I'm on a mission to prove to my family that you and everyone living in your dimension can coincide." Master Hand said. "So I'm gathering the strongest fighters and I'm hoping to hold friendly competition between these fighters. I'm hoping this will unite the fighters and their worlds. So… will you come with me?" Master Hand asked.
The two of them thought for a minute… looked at each other and then turned to Master Hand.
"What makes you think we're strong enough?" Samus asked.
"Hey… but yeah… why us, I'm willing to admit that there are a few people stronger than me, but not too many." C. Falcon said.
"Well, why do you want to become strong?" Master Hand asked.
"So that I will be able to do what's needed." Samus said.
"To compete and strive to be the best." C. Falcon said.
"Remember that… and you'll always be stronger." Master Hand said.
"I'll come with you then." Samus said.
"So will I." C. Falcon said.
Back to the present…
"Termination… imminent." D. Samus said while charging a Super Missile. Samus stood up and noticed the super missile flying toward her. Samus scanned it, then did her own evaluation.
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"Im…probable… not possible… highly improbable… this does not compute!" D. Samus began uttering. Samus had caught the missile just right to neutralize the missile.
"Is this yours? You can have it back now." Samus said. She then threw the missile forward like a knife with enough force to cause it to explode on D. Samus. Samus began adjusting her arm cannon to tap in to all of the beams it has. She then began to charge the cannon just as D. Samus stood back up. "True power! Omega Cannon!" Samus then released a gigantic blue beam that swept over the entire allyway.
"Iiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmprooooooooooobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaablllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeee!" D. Samus yelled as the beam caused her to disintegrate.
"Whew… that was closer than I hoped it would be." Samus said as the armor opened up and she removed it.
Back with C. Falcon…
"Heh he he he he he he. Dark…" B. Falcon began to charge his fist. C. Falcon began to stir. "…Hawk…" B. Falcon began to run forward.
"Urrrragghh!" C. Falcon managed to push a car off of him and stand up.
"…Punch!" B. Falcon shouted as he threw his flaming fist forward, creating the flaming image of a hawk.
"I'm not done yet!" C. Falcon put both his hands in front of him and managed to stop the attack.
"What! That's not possible!" B. Falcon shouted.
"Anything's possible for me!" C. Falcon said. He then kicked B. Falcon in the stomach and then began launching flaming fist after flaming fist. "Raptor Boost!" C. Falcon charged forward and uppercut B. Falcon in to the air. "Falcon Dive!" C. Falcon jumped after B. Falcon, grabbed him and kicked him away in flames. "Raptor Boost!" C. Falcon did a raptor boost in the air and slammed B. Falcon downward. "Falcon Kick!" C. Falcon did a downward Falcon kick and slammed B. Falcon's stomach with his blazing foot, causing deep cracks in the pavement.
"Ugh… ugh…" B. Falcon began to cough up blood from all of these attacks. C. Falcon then began to glow in intense flames.
"True power!" C. Falcon began running forward igniting even more as he went. "Soaring Falcon!" A flaming falcon then replaced C. Falcon with its wings spread out wide.
"UUUUUUWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" B. Falcon screamed. C. Falcon stopped running and the falcon disappeared. The area was charred black now, with B. Falcon nowhere in sight.
"Whew… now that was a fight." C. Falcon said. "I better find Samus." C. Falcon said as he began to walk off.
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Another victory for the smashers! I hope you guys liked this chapter. Let me know in a review.