"You know I was attacked by a mental patient," said Greg suddenly
"Greg they threw a cup of coffee at you," said Cath shaking her head "that does not count as a attack"
"It was hot coffee," mumbled Greg as they wondered down the corridor.
"I had a piece of broken pottery shoved at my neck"
"What? When?" Nick questioned Sara
"It was ok though Grissom stood at the window"
"I was getting him to open the door," said Grissom defensively as Sara grinned at him
"I thought you were trained in weapon-less defence didn't work too well" smirked Greg
"Oh yer I could take you," warned Sara
"Ok" replied Greg as Sara went for him
"CHILDREN before someone gets hurt" said Grissom
"Well I could whoop you all," said Warrick as Sara raised her eyebrow at him as Cath slapped him across the arm
"Put you money where your mouth is"
"I can't attack women"
"Afraid you'd lose?" grinned Greg
"Right come on we'll settle this said Cath leading the group off and into the padded room
"We draw to see who goes first winner stays on," said Cath ginning
"I'm not getting involved neither am I helping you when you get hurt" said Grissom standing looking disapprovingly
"What about that weird stuff you've got books on tie-chi?" asked Greg
"Oh yes if Grissom's attacked he can concentrate and move slowly at them" mocked Sara
"It is about control of your body," retorted Grissom
"If I'm been attacked I'm more worried about controlling their body" said Nick
"So whose in first" asked Warrick
"Oh if you and Sara are going to fight there should be oil and you should be naked"
with that Sara grabbed Greg's arm bending it behind his back as he shouted with surprise she then kicked his ankles causing him to lose balance and with one fluid movement flipped him over so he was face first down on the floor arm behind his back
"OK LET GO" shouted Greg
"Good job Greggo" smiled Nick
"I wasn't prepared," replied Greg
"It's a attack your not supposed to be prepared" laughed Sara then hugged him for good measure
"Well after that I'm not so keen on taking Sara on" smiled Warrick "I enjoy having my shoulder in its socket"
"He doesn't want to lose" said Cath patting Sara on the back "to a women" she added
"Hang on I'm been ganged up on some back up guys," pleaded Warrick
"No chance one is bad enough but the two of them we don't' stand a chance. They might pull our hair" added Nick laughing as Cath went to slap him but as she did grabbed his arm, unfortunately she had the surprise but not the strength as Nick spun her around so she hit he wall
"Carefully Nicky I'll resort to hair pulling" struggled Cath as he let go of her
"HEY HELP" screamed Sara suddenly. Warrick had grabbed her and lifted her from the ground and was now holding her over his shoulder in a fireman's lift.
"This is going to end in tears," sighed Grissom as Sara kicked out at Warrick
"Ok point taken your strong put me down" asked Sara as Warrick went to put her down he lost his balance and fell backwards sending Sara head first into the floor
"Great move man" laughed Nick as Sara got up irritably pulling her hair from her face.
"Were all very strong when were done with this cave man strength show" sighed Grissom "Freud would have a field day with us" he added under his breath
"He's just upset because we didn't do lotus-windmill" smiled Cath
"Where's Greg gone?" asked Nick as they wondered out into the corridor to see him wondering off.
"Oh they did surgery here," shouted Greg sticking his head out the room he had just disappeared into. "Hey Grissom did they do electric shock therapy?" asked Greg holding up two probes as the others joined him.
"It's possible" answered Grissom seeming much more interested than everyone else with the room. The room was quite large with a bit sectioned off full of sinks. In the middle was a metal table and around the sides cupboards gathering dust.
"What did they do just abandon the place?" asked Sara picking up a pair of neatly folded scrubs that asides for the dirt looked new.
"Like a ghost town" started Greg as Cath held a finger up indicating for him to stop.
"Yer what's with that asides from the dust graffiti and body this place is like everyone just up and left one day" said Nick opening a cupboard and then ducking the assortment of empty cardboard boxes that fell out.
"They did. Privately owned. The owners were con men scamming money from the state police found out but they did first and did a runner leaving the patients alone as most of the staff ran with them.
"So the loony bin was abandoned," said Greg
"What happened to the patients? And why don't I know this stuff?" added Warrick
"Hushed up" replied Grissom "I only know because one of the patients went walk about and started killing dogs"
"Lucky it wasn't people" commented Sara
"Not good publicly escaped metal patients. Mayor covered it up and this pace was just left that way there was no paper trail. Drugs and dangerous items were taken to the new facility along with the patients," explained Grissom
"Well this looks pretty dangerous to me," said Greg holding up what resembled a bear trap
"That is used to hold the skin back when operating" Cath informed him as Greg gave his best 'yucky' face
"That's very outdated model," added Grissom
"Maybe we could take it back for Doc Robbins a sort of wish you were here present" smiled Greg
"Were not on holiday Greg" replied Sara
"No but we've been here long enough" sighed Cath picking up a box full paper.
"Hey Cath this looks like that eyelash curler we got off that dancer" shouted Sara holding up a dangerous looking metal object. It had a long needle protruding of a curved metal slit attached to a handle.
"That is not a eyelash curler. I had to explain to her what it was she thought it was torture device" smiled Cath looking at Warrick and Nick who smirked.
"Well who would voluntary put something like that near their eye!"
"Actually that's use for lobotomies in goes in through the eye socket an a metal needle is threaded through it heated and….."
"URGH" Sara interrupted him dropping the metal object on the floor much to the amusement of Warrick, Greg and Nick
"Come on Sara Sidle squeamish" mocked Nick
"Not eye I don't like eyes"
"Or saliva" added Warrick
"Oh you know about that two" smiled Cath as Grissom picked the lobotomy equipment up and examined it
"After she process a spit bucket with a huge grin trying not to gag I the gist" smiled Warrick
"Greg doesn't like gangrene " said Nick as Greg looked offended.
"How do you know about the saliva I thought that was a secret?" asked Warrick
"Eric who was missing most of his marbles dribbled on her while she got a swab she sounded like she was chocking. Greatest yuk face ever" smiled Cath as Sara grabbed the metal equipment off Grissom and threatened Cath with it.
"He drooled on me and it was cold," said Sara cringing
"So Grissom what's your problem area, what don't you like?" asked Cath "mines snot"
"Snot?" questioned Greg
"Any other bodily fluid fine but that no, even when it's Lindsey and she's got s cold I can't stand it. You know actually that's you fault Gil after you gave me a lecture on what it was comprised of"
"Ok lets stop there before we all gain a fear of snort" interrupted Sara
"So Sara's saliva and eyes, Greg's gangrene, Cath's snot I'm hamsters," said Warrick making the room fall silent
"Hamsters? Warrick you don't process hamsters" said Cath her eyebrows shooting up her head
"Well if I had to it would be a problem"
"Ok Warrick were talking things that make you gag not furry animals," laughed Sara
"Look when I was six I had a dead hamster in my room for months because I got bored with it and forget to check it went to get it out and well you can guess what it was like"
"Oh man that's wrong," laughed Nick. No one bothered to ask Nick what his area was.
"So Grissom what's' your problem"
"Nothing" replied Grissom
"People" mumbled Sara
"Oh come on it's got to be something" prodded Cath
"Everything is relative"
"What no you don't; say something cryptic and get out of it" warned Sara
"Nothing" repeated Grissom
"You wouldn't tell us even if there was?" asked Cath
"Where would the mystery be" replied Grissom going back to the cupboard he was going through
"Oh" Sara made an action like strangling him getting a laugh and then giving up and finding something else to play with
"Hey what's this?" asked Greg pulling out an old looking machine
"Where's the on button?" asked Nick fiddling with wires behind the machine
"It probably doesn't even work anymore," said Greg flicking at switches on the front when suddenly a motor started and Warrick made a slight yelp as the plastic straw like thing he was holding began sucking at his hand
"Suction!" shouted Greg like a mad scientist
"It is alive" smiled Nick joining in "come on give us a go" he added trying to grab the tube form Warrick who was going up and down his arm with it
"Hang on" Warrick whipped it behind his back to stop Nick from grabbing it only for it to come in contact with Catherine who was bent down behind him examining some boxes, it was very unfortunate which the part of her anatomy it came into contact with.
"What the hell?" shouted Cath standing up like she'd been shot both hands grabbing her ass as Warrick practically threw the apparatus at Greg who in turn threw it at Nick
"Give me that" warned Cath gabbing it before Nick had chance to do anything it was shoved on his lip stretching it out in front
"OW" he cried muffled by the fact he was walking forwards almost been dragged before it lost suction and realised him leaving a bright red spot above his lip.
"Any more of that and I'll use this somewhere it can do permanent damage" warned Cath waving it about threateningly as all the men nodded before Greg turned the machine off.
"Oh restraints" said Sara suddenly smiling holding up a pair of leather straps
"Kinky" smiled Greg
"Did you ever met Lady Heather," asked Warrick getting a raised eyebrow
"There is a room with restraints," said Grissom now getting attention "I saw it when I was investigating a murder" he added noticing the way everyone was looking at him
"Well if Greg annoys us any more we can use them on him" smiled Catherine taking one strap off Sara and pulling it "or we could take them back use them on Hodges"
"Ecklie" suggested Sara with a hint of glee in her voice
"It would be festive," said Greg
"How?"
"Well its Halloween we could say it was like Frankenstein" he said getting to nothing but weird looks
"I think its time for Greg's medication shouted Sara down the empty hallway.
"Were come on you big drip," said Warrick handing Greg a drip stand
"Ha ha funny, oh actually we could use these" smiled Greg
"He's smiling," said Sara looking worried
"That's' never good" commented Cath
"I have a idea"
"Well I'd say we're done for" finished Grissom
TBC …………………………….