Ultimate Smash Adventure
Gee whiz… I've been so freakin' busy lately, but from now on I'm going to try harder to squeeze in time to update this story. We'll be covering the Ness and Ice Climber fights in this chapter. So without further ado…
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except for the story itself and Ron Host.
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Hard battles
"Huh? What is going on here!" Pokey shouted.
"Just run for it okay! I'm trying to save your butt here!" Ness yelled pulling out his baseball bat.
"Fine… but I'll still be visiting next week to torture you!" Pokey shouted while running away.
"Good, since that idiot is out of the way, I can now kill you, and then kill everyone here!" D. Ness yelled. He then pulled out a flashlight and held it under his face and turned it on with the bulb pointed toward his chin and face. "Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"This is the evil me?" Ness asked while sweat dropping anime style.
"Enough pleasantries! Now I shall kill you! PK black fire!" D. Ness shot a black bolt at Ness. Ness rolled out of the way in time before the bolt exploded in to a column of black fire. "PK Black Fire! PK Black Fire!" D. Ness began to fire bolt after bolt after bolt at Ness.
"Whoa! Cut that out!" Ness demanded. The attacks were beginning to come in faster and faster and faster. "I can't keep this up!" Ness said. Finally one hit him and he was getting burned.
"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrnnnnnn!" D. Ness then launched multiple PK dark fire attacks at Ness while he was stunned.
"Auuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggghhhhhh!" The black flames were far above the intensity of any flames he had ever seen or felt and he could feel himself get weaker and weaker and about ready to give up the ghost. "No… I won't give up! PSI Magnet!" Suddenly the thick column of black fire disappeared.
"What!" D. Ness gasped as he saw Ness standing there with a blue force field around him, nearly back in top health. "That may protect you from my PSI attacks, but it won't protect you from this! PSI Offense up!" D. Ness pulled out his bat and made a run for Ness.
"Yipe!" Ness ducked just in time to avoid the swing. Ness then grabbed D. Ness with his powers and hurled him across the street and in to a lamppost. "PK Flash!" Ness used PK Flash and sent the glowing green bundle of energy at D. Ness while he was standing back up. It reached D. Ness right when Ness couldn't hold the attack any longer. "Yeeeeaaah!" Ness released the attack's power when it reached peak strength and it blasted D. Ness and sent him flying in to several parked cars.
"Aaaaaaaggghhh!"
"Yes! I did it!" Ness cheered. "Now to pad these burns. PSI Life-up!" Ness healed his injuries and turned around to walk away.
"PK Dark Thunder!"
"What?" Ness turned around only to see D. Ness ram in to his face violently enough to send him crashing through the door to someone's house. "Oooooooooowwwwwww." Ness moaned.
"Ha! It's not over yet!" D. Ness shouted.
Meanwhile…
The Ice Climbers stared at their dark counterparts while standing on separate icy platforms on the billowing, icy mountain. The icy wind only seemed to thicken the already intense atmosphere as the two sides stared at each other. Finally Popo raised his hammer and pointed it at them. "We're going to take them down Nana!" Popo said.
"Right!" Nana nodded in agreement.
"Not likely! We're the stronger duo compared to the two of you." D. Popo sneered.
"Hey! Don't make fun of us like that!" Nana yelled.
"Stop yelling and diiiiiiieeee!" D. Nana yelled jumping forward. D. Popo followed her and the Ice Climbers also followed suit and leaped at the dark Ice Climbers. The two swung their hammers vertically in an attempt to smash the other down toward the ground, but the hammers collided, and both sides began to fall toward the ground. The Ice Climbers and the D. Ice Climbers were swinging their hammers at each other and beating the snot out of each other as they fell.
BONK SMACK BAM BANG
"Look out!" Nana yelled. Too late, both pairs of twins hit the icy ground with a loud THUD and left cracks in the ice.
"Oooooooohhhh…" Nana and Popo groaned.
"Now's our chance!" Both the Dark Ice Climbers shouted. The two locked arms and began to spin around with their hammers outstretched. "Shadow Squall!" They began to emit a dark aura as they spun around like a spinning top of doom toward the Ice Climbers.
"Uh-oh, we need to counter that! Hammer Squall!" Popo and Nana locked arms and began to spin toward them. When the two spinning attacks collided, the Ice Climbers were knocked out of their spin and were beginning to get pounded on by the D. Ice Climbers really hard. "Augh! Ow! Argh! Ow ow ow ow!"
"Now!" D. Popo commanded. The two encased their hammers in ice and then swung their hammers baseball style and sent the Ice Climbers flying, leaving blood behind them as they flew through the air. The blood froze the second it hit the ground. "Ha! First blood!" D. Popo jeered.
"Yes!" D. Nana cheered. Suddenly a countless number of small balls of ice began to bombard them. "Augh! What is this!"
"It's those Ice Climbers! They survived the attack!" D. Popo deduced. Indeed, above them, the two Ice Climbers were creating blocks of ice and smashing them so that they broke in to pieces of hail to bombard the dark Ice Climbers below them.
"Let's go Nana!" Popo said pulling out a rope.
"Got it Popo." Nana grabbed the rope and the two leaped toward a platform suspended in the air. Popo grabbed it while Nana swung on the rope Tarzan style with her frozen over hammer out. "Try this!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHH!" As she swung by them on the rope, she swung her hammer and smacked them hard enough to send them flying backward in separate directions due to the strength of the iced over hammer and the momentum gained from swinging on the rope. Nana detached from the rope and landed on another platform before jumping back up to Popo's platform.
"Well done Nana." Popo complimented.
"Thanks… look out!" Nana yelled. Too late though, the two of them both got slammed in the face by large chunks of ice and nearly sent them falling over the edge of the platform.
"They'll pay for that last attack!" D. Popo yelled.
Back to Onett…
"Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhh!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhh!" The two of them charged at each other with their bats drawn. "PSI Offense up! PSI Defense up!" Ness shouted.
"PSI Offense up! PSI Defense up!" D. Ness shouted. The two of them began to clash bats with tremendous force. The two kept swinging at each other, never letting up and causing sonic booms every time their bats clashed. Windows shattered, mirrors cracked, and glass cups shattered in to pieces as well. The two stopped to catch their breaths for a second.
"There… is no way… I'm going… to lose… to you…" Ness said between breaths.
"I'm stronger than you… so yes I will… defeat you… now… diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!" D. Ness charged forward at Ness as fast as he could. Ness also charged forward. "PK D. Thunder!
"PK Thunder!" The two hit themselves with the attacks and sent them flying at each other. The two clashed, sending out the hugest sonic boom yet, powerful enough to cause a mini-earthquake. "AAAAAAAAHHHH!" Ness got sent flying backward in to the side of a car.
"AAARRRRRRRGGHH!" D. Ness was sent flying in to a tree trunk. The two stood back up. Ness had obviously taken a stronger blow from that attack since he was wobbling just trying to stand up. D. Ness was staggering somewhat as well, but near as noticeably as Ness. "Let's end this."
"Right…" The two began to charge up everything they had. "PSI ROCKING!" Ness fired multiple colorful orbs.
"PSI DARK ROCKING!" D. Ness fired multiple black orbs. The two attacks spread in a wide area, all of the orbs exploded on contact with any cars, trees, or bicycles they ran in to before they homed in on their target. Finally the orbs all met their targets and exploded with a violent amount of force.
"Oh no! Ness!" Came the voice of some random kid.
"Oh no! Jeff this is horrible!" Came the cries of a random townsperson.
"I know, Ness might not have…" The kid began.
"My car isn't insured for PSI attacks!" The random townsperson cried. The smoke from the explosions finally cleared and both Ness and D. Ness were lying face-first on the ground. The two slowly stood back up, shaking violently that indicated how weak they were from the attacks. The two gave each other hard stares for only a brief second, but it felt like eternity.
"Ugh…" Ness groaned, his vision was beginning to grow dark, until finally, he passed out.
"Ha! I knew I'd win!" D. Ness smirked. "PSI Life-up!" He healed himself and then turned around. "I think I'll start my killing spree with you!" He yelled pointing at the kid.
"Uh-oh." The kid said.
Meanwhile…
The Ice Climbers and the Dark Ice Climbers began jumping up the mountain and quickly ascend it. Each time and Ice Climber passed by a D. Ice Climber during the ascent; they would swing their hammers at each other. So it was basically a patter of jumping and attacking and so on and so on. "It's time to get serious!" D. Popo said.
"Right!" The D. Ice Climbers froze their hammers over and formed axes made of ice from their hammers. "Shadow saw!" The two locked arms and began to spin around like the hammer squall attack, only with the icy axe blades. The two of them were actually spinning fast enough to propel themselves through the air like a helicopter.
"Whoa! Look out!" Popo yelled.
"Run for it!" Nana yelled. The two Ice Climbers began to run around the mountain. The D. Ice Climbers were chasing them cutting through the stone mountain as they went. This spinning saw of doom that was the D. Ice Climbers weren't slowing down despite having cut through mountainsides. "I've got an idea!" Nana shouted.
"What?" The two whispered while running. "Well, it's worth a try." Popo and Nana outstretched a length of rope and then timed it so that the spinning axe blades would miss the rope and the D. Ice Climbers got entangled in the rope.
"Augh! What the?"
"Blizzard!" The Ice Climbers blasted out blistering cold icy wind from their palms and froze the D. Ice Climbers. "Great idea Nana."
"Thanks Popo." Nana politely said. "Uh-oh… it's not over yet!" Nana gasped. The ice that the D. Ice Climbers were frozen in began to shake until it shattered.
"Now I'm angry!" D. Nana shouted. She once again formed an axe made of ice.
"Agreed." D. Popo did the same thing.
"Let's fight them at their own game Nana." Popo said doing the same thing.
"Right." Also forming an axe. The two began to clash ice axes against with each other and leap around the mountainside. Neither side was so far able to hit each other with the axes, only clashing axes. Finally the two pairs of twins ended up on opposite sides of a large stone bridge.
"Here we go Nana!" Popo shouted, shaking off the ice on his hammer and holding it above his head.
"Right!" Doing the same thing.
"They're going to use that attack, let's show them ours is stronger." D. Popo said.
"Good idea." D. Nana said. Both sides held their hammers over their heads for a while until…
"BLIZZARD IMPACT!" The Ice Climbers slammed their hammers against the ground and sent a wave of icicles erupting from the ground.
"BLACK BILZZARD IMPACT!" The D. Ice Climbers did the same thing, only the icicles were purplish black in color. The two waves of ice met, and the dark wave of ice overwhelmed the Ice Climbers wave.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" The two of them got buried under the dark ice.
Back in Onett…
Ness was unconsciously having a flashback…
"There you go Ness." Said a girl in a pink dress about Ness' age.
"Thanks Paula for showing me those attacks." Ness said. "Now I think I'm a whole lot stronger." Ness said.
"It's no problem." Paula said.
"It seems that you are stronger." Came an unknown voice.
"Who said that?" Ness asked looking around.
"Relax, I mean no harm." Master Hand then descended down toward the ground and began to float just above the ground. "I've come to ask you something."
"You want me to come and join this league of strong fighters for inter-dimensional peace?" Ness asked.
"I have a feeling this mind-reading thing will get a little annoying later on… but you are correct." Master Hand said.
"I don't know…" Ness said.
"Hmmm… well…" Master Hand began.
"Why do I want to get stronger? That's easy, to bring peace." Ness said.
"This mind-reading thing is already annoying. But remember that, and you will always be genuinely stronger."
End of flashback…
"Ha ha ha! Burn!" D. Ness was standing on top of a tall tree and was launching PK Dark fire blasts everywhere, setting fires faster than anyone could put it out. Suddenly Ness stood up and began to walk forward slowly.
"I've… got… to… PSI MAGNET!" Ness used PSI magnet, only after a lot of hard focusing, he expanded the field to sweep over the flames and absorb them. It only lasted for a brief second before Ness couldn't hold the field any longer. "Whew… that was hard." Ness said.
"No way! You're still alive?" D. Ness gasped. "Why can't you just die!"
"Because I've got people to protect… and peace to keep… now try this!" Ness began focusing inward. "True Power! PSI STAR STORM!" A bunch of star shaped meteors that were made from psychic energy began to fall out of the sky and home in on D. Ness.
"What! But I thought you couldn't use that ability!" D. Ness shouted. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" The storm crashed in to him and crushed him before exploding.
"Whew… finally got that over with."
"Ness! You saved us!" Came the voice of the little kid from earlier, who thankfully lived. Everyone then came out of their houses and lifted Ness on to their shoulders.
"Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!" They all shouted while tossing Ness in to the air and catching him.
Back to the Icicle Mountains…
The Ice Climbers were cut, and blistered by the cold, unconsciously, the two were having a flashback.
The two were climbing this very mountain. "We're almost to the top Nana! Hold on!" Popo shouted below.
"Don't worry, I won't stop now." Nana said. After a lot of extreme climbing, they finally reached the top.
"What! The condor's not here!" Popo said.
"Is that a hand?" Nana asked pointing to Master Hand.
"Yes I am actually." Master Hand answered.
"AAAAH! A talking hand!" They shouted.
"Listen, I don't mean any harm, but I'm here on a mission. I am looking for strong fighters to compete in tournaments to prove that you, and others from other worlds and dimensions can interact." Master Hand said. "So… will you help me?" Master Hand asked. The two of them thought about this for a minute. "Let me ask you another question."
"What?" They asked.
"Why do you want to become stronger?" Master Hand asked.
"To protect Nana." Popo answered.
"To protect Popo." Nana answered.
"Then if you remember that… you will be much stronger. Don't worry, I don't intend to separate you two." Master Hand said.
"Okay." They answered.
End of flashback…
"Heh… how weak of them." D. Popo said.
"You got that right." D. Nana answered. "Wait… is the ice… shaking?" Indeed, the ice was shaking and suddenly, it exploded, sending shards of ice flying through the air. Nana and Popo were now standing there, breathing heavily, and holding each other tight.
"You won't hurt my sister." Popo said.
"And you won't hurt my brother!" Nana said.
"How about we just kill you then!" D. Popo said raising his hammer.
"This will finish you off!" D. Nana yelled, raising her hammer.
"DARK BLIZZARD IMPACT!" The two once again created a wave of dark icicles that burst from the ground.
"True power! Ultimate Blizzard!" The two Ice Climbers shouted simultaneously. The two locked arms and put their other hands out. The two began to blast ice from their palms and spin around and around. Soon the attack was creating an icy tornado that was growing, and growing, and growing until it formed one gigantic ice tornado. The Dark Blizzard Impact attack couldn't push through and eventually shattered.
"UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The D. Ice Climbers shouted. The icy winds were unbearably blistering, and shards of ice from the tornado and their own attack were tearing them apart.
A few miles away…
A random plane was passing by, carrying Ron Host and a bunch of his useless junk in the back.
"Mr. Host, we're going to have to change course, a sudden icy tornado has appeared." The pilot told him.
"Really?" Ron Host looked out the window and saw that a giant icy tornado had covered a whole mountain nearby. "I wonder what the cause is." Ron Host said.
Back to the action…
The Ice Climbers kept on doing this for several minutes until they finally got dizzy and stopped. "Good… job Popo…" Nana said with her eyes spinning.
"Thank… you Nana…" Popo said trying to regain his footing. When they finally regained their senses, they looked around and noticed that the entire mountain was covered in snow, not a single rock was visible. "Wow… we really covered this mountain didn't we?"
"Yeah we did." Nana said. "Oh look! The topis have come out!" Nana said happily as a bunch of fuzzy creatures with blue beaks walked out of the snow. The Ice Climbers shrugged and decided to play with them a bit before heading back.
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I know that Ness can't use PSI Starstorm in the game, but I thought it would make a decent true power attack. What do you guys think? Let me know in a review.