Ultimate Smash Adventure
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NOTE: After some insight from one or two readers, the Ultimate Lotus was a stupid idea for a true power attack for Zelda, so I went back and changed it.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except for the story itself and Ron Host.
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The Fox, the falcon, and the snake
"You're mine!" Fox ran at his dark counterpart as fast as he could to deliver the first blow. D. Fox however reacted fast enough and not only blocked the kick, but grabbed Fox's leg and hurled him in to a very distant building.
"Heh… is that all he's got?" D. Fox asked before zipping off after Fox.
"I bet you'll be absolutely no problem." D. Falco jeered at Falco.
"Why you! Take this!" Falco did multiple flips and somersaults toward D. Falco before leaping high in to the air in front of the sun, hoping to blind D. Falco. Falcon then ignited and dive-bombed D. Falco, causing a fairly large explosion. But to Snake's surprise neither of them were anywhere to be seen when the smoke cleared.
"Oh well. I've got you to deal with." Snake said turning his attention to D. Snake.
"You've got that right. And after I'm done with you, I will be the ultimate soldier." D. Snake said.
"You'll have to beat me first!" Snake said. He pulled out a machine gun and pointed it at D. Snake. "Eat this!" Snake began open firing. D. Snake quickly rolled behind some rubble to avoid the machine gun fire. From behind the rubble, D. Snake pulled out a grenade and pulled out the pin before throwing it over the wall. Thinking quickly Snake pulled out a regular rifle and shot the grenade in mid-air before it reached him. Snake took advantage of the explosion to get behind another chunk of rubble.
"Ha! You can't hide from me!" D. Snake pulled out two grenades and pulled out the pins quickly and threw them at the rubble Snake was hiding behind.
"Oh shit." Snake muttered. He quickly ran backed away before the resulting explosion took out the area. However a few pieces of rubble did fly out and hit Snake in the back quite hard. "Augh!"
"Now I've got you!" D. Snake pulled out his own machine gun and began open firing. Snake had to move quickly to avoid getting shot. Snake pulled the trigger on his own machine gun, but only found it to be out of ammo.
"Oh for crying out loud." Snake pulled out a rifle and fired at D. Snake. It missed D. Snake, but it did hit D. Snake's machine gun.
"Damn you!" D. Snake chucked the machine gun away and began firing with two regular rifles. Snake's bullet proof vest thankfully saved him from getting killed by these, and Snake quickly ran at D. Snake faster then expected and knocked away the guns.
"Hand to hand combat! Let's go!" Snake demanded.
"You asked for it!" D. Snake said.
Meanwhile…
Fox slowly stood up from that nasty throw D. Fox gave him. "Ooowww…" Fox looked around and noticed that the throw was hard enough to leave a huge crack in the side of the building he hit. "Man… I'm going to feel this in the morning." Fox groaned while rubbing back.
"How will you do that when you're going to die right here!" D. Fox yelled. Fox turned around only to receive a punch in the face by D. Fox that sent him reeling backward.
"Ow…" Fox groaned clutching his nose. "Alright, that's it!" Fox got in a fighting stance and looked around. D. Fox was moving too fast to be seen to the untrained eye. But Fox was able to catch glimpses of D. Fox moving every now and then. Finally D. Fox charged at Fox. Fox then somersaulted over the attack and pulled out his blaster and fired at D. Fox's back. The laser flew forward and hit D. Fox right in the back.
"Augh!" Fox didn't give D. Fox any time to recover. The second he landed, he performed a Fox illusion attack over and over again dashing through D. Fox from multiple directions. "Gah! Argh! Rrragh!" D. Fox finally performed a sweep kick that tripped up Fox in mid-attack and sent him flying through the air.
"Whoooooaaaaa!" Fox yelled as he went flying. D. Fox leaped in to the air.
"Dark swallow dance!" D. Fox did multiple mid-air spin kicks that had dark auras covering the feet that all hit Fox with incredible force. "Go down!" D. Fox then did a front flip heel drop that sent Fox crashing in to the ground.
"Aaaaauuuuuuuugggghhh!" CRASH! This resulted in a large crater in the ground, and a thick cloud of dust. D. Fox landed and observed his work.
"Ha! How pathetic."
"Fire Fox!"
"What?" D. Fox wondered, suddenly Fox came dashing out of the dust covered in flames. "Ah!" Fox tackled D. Fox and sent him flying backward in flames, leaving a severe burn on his chest.
"I'm not done yet!" Fox declared.
A couple minutes earlier…
"Why you! Take this!" Falco did multiple flips and somersaults toward D. Falco before leaping high in to the air in front of the sun, hoping to blind D. Falco. Falcon then ignited and dive-bombed D. Falco, causing a fairly large explosion. "Did I get him?" Falco looked through the smoke and at his feet. "Dang… guess not." Suddenly Falco took a gut punch to the stomach and soon found himself being carried along at very high, faster than the eye, speeds by D. Falco.
"If that dive-bombs the best you've got, then I really will have no problems." D. Falco laughed. He suddenly screeched to a halt and threw Falco waaaaaaaay ahead of him.
Falco hit the ground with a loud… THUD! "Owwwwww…" Falco moaned. "Believe me, that dive-bomb is far from all I've got." Falco said getting back up. Falco ran at D. Falco as fast as he could.
"Oh I'm looking forward to this." D. Falco did the same thing. Both of them began to catch fire as they ran at each other until they both resembled giant balls of fire on a collision course. The resulting explosion from the crash sent smoke and flames flying miles in to the sky. When the smoke cleared, Falco and D. Falco were throwing punches and kicks at each other fast enough to create the illusion of multiple fists and feet were coming from them both. Falco threw four quick punches, all of which were blocked by D. Falco, who quickly countered with three kicks to Falco's stomach.
"Hack!" Falco nearly went in to a coughing fit from the kicks. He quickly ducked under a roundhouse kick and delivered an uppercut under D. Falco's beak. "Now try this." Falco did a short jump followed by a countless number of swallow kicks to the face. "Hiiiiiyah!" Falco attempted to finish the combo with a heel drop, but the second he was about to connect, D. Falco turned on his reflector shield. "Auuugh!" This sent Falco launching in to the air with the same force his kick would have had.
"Is this all?" D. Falco leaped up and kicked Falco to the ground.
Meanwhile…
Snake and D. Snake were now engaged in hand to hand combat. Snake threw a punch that D. Snake ducked under and countered with a gut punch. Snake stifled the pain and brought his fist down on top of D. Snake's head.
"Oof!" This forced D. Snake on to his hands and knees, where Snake kicked D. Snake in the gut. "Augh!" Snake was about to stomp D. Snake's back, but when he picked up his right foot, D. Snake grabbed his left leg and pulled it out from under Snake.
"Ah!" The back of Snake's head hit the ground with a hard thud. D. Snake pulled out his knife and attempted to stab Snake. Snake however kicked his hand quickly and jumped backward to get away from D. Snake. "I'm just going to have to do this." Snake pulled out a cardboard box and hid under it.
"What the heck is that going to do?" D. Snake asked. He walked up to it… and Snake instantly threw off the box and uppercut D. Snake under the chin. "Augh!"
"Got you!" Snake angrily shouted. He pulled out a rifle and fired it at D. Snake's chest at point blank, close enough to make the bullet proof vest ineffective. D. Snake stood there gasping for air for a bit before falling down. "The head would have been a cleaner shot, but if that were me… I would have been able to react fast enough to avoid getting shot in the head." Snake said to himself. "That wasn't so hard." Snake turned around to walk away. Suddenly Snake felt his back get hit several times. In fact, if it weren't for the bullet proof vest, that would have killed him. "AUGH!" Snake fell down on his knees, covered his head and ran as fast as he could to avoid the gunfire.
"There's one thing you forgot, I am you enhanced by dark magic, so unlike you, I can take a few measly bullets." D. Snake laughed. "Now die!" D. Snake ran at Snake, ready for the kill. Snake stopped short, turned around and knocked the gun away. The two started to fight again, but this time, D. Snake had the clear edge. He hit Snake's face quite a number of times before landing a groin kick.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Snake yelled falling down on to his side with a thud. D. Snake then pulled out a grenade, turned around and walked away a little ways, pulled the pin, and then threw it behind him.
"So long." D. Snake said with an evil half-smile as the grenade exploded behind him.
Meanwhile…
Fox and D. Fox were throwing punches and kicks at each other as they ran by each other. They both stopped to catch their breath; both had bruises, and were bleeding slightly. The two then ran at each other once again. But this time when they ran at each other D. Fox got a deeper hit in and knocked Fox off of his feet. "Ooooooooooooooowwwww…" Fox groaned standing back on his feet.
"Had enough yet?" D. Fox asked.
"I'll have to take a different approach I guess." Fox said. He closed his eyes and began to focus, starting to ignite.
"I don't know what the hell you're doing, but ready or not here I come!" D. Fox ran at Fox again. Fox opened his eyes and did a front flip over D. Fox's attack leaving a trail of embers behind him. "What the hell?" He looked at Fox and noticed that the flames were circulating around Fox and a lot of them were forming a second tail behind him, and his real tail was enveloped in flame.
"During training one time at the mansion, I found that I could enhance my speed and strength if I focused the flames from my fire fox attack correctly. By how much they're enhanced is indicated by the number of tails my flames form." Fox said. "However I can only go three tails, after that I start to burn myself." Fox thought to himself.
"So what? I can still beat you!" D. Fox ran at Fox again and the two got in to a close range fight. However Fox was moving faster and his flaming punches and kicks were also stronger. D. Fox finally kicked Fox hard enough to shake him off before running in and delivering a flurry of punches and kicks. "I told you I will beat you!" D. Fox threw a really strong kick that sent Fox flying backward.
"I'm still going to be able to beat you!" Fox did a few back flips in mid-air before landing. Fox then focused inward again and formed another tail made of flames. Thus forming three tails. "Now I'm ready!" Fox said as the flames around his whole body intensified. Fox got down on all fours. "Four leg style!" Fox then disappeared with his insane speed. D. Fox panicked, he couldn't see his opponent now.
"Augh…"Then a barrage of flaming punches and kicks came from every direction at blazing speeds. D. Fox could only think of one thing. He started focusing. "If my weaker light self can do this, so can I." Eventually, purple flames began to gather around him and form three tails. Then he got down on all fours and started moving. Now the two of them were moving at speeds faster than the eye could see.
"You still won't win!" Fox shouted while running before lunging at D. Fox unsuccessfully.
"Yes I will! In fact, I'll win by a long shot!" D. Fox started to glow more intensely with purple flames, and form even more tails. Four, five, six. "Augh! It burns! Noooo… I can go further!"
"You idiot! You'll kill yourself like that before you kill me!" Fox shouted.
"Not exactly!" D. Fox then ran at Fox at much higher speeds then before and started mauling Fox mercilessly.
"Augh!" The enhanced force was almost too much for Fox to take. He started running away to avoid the attacks, but D. Fox was much faster and much more brutal.
"I'm… not… done… yet…" D. Fox said like a mad-man. His fur was starting to burn off, leaving patches of burnt skin over his body.
"Stop now before you kill yourself!" Fox shouted.
"NEVEEEEERRRR!" D. Fox focused even harder. Seven tails, eight tails. "AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" He hit nine tails, and was now covered in flames way too intense then either of the two have ever covered themselves in before. However he was now at an insane burst of speed and strength. Fox couldn't hope to outrun him and then he landed a devastating punch that Fox barely avoided, but the flames the punch left behind still blew him backward several yards. The explosion from the punch then blew up the base of a building and it started to fall down. Fox had now stopped to take a good look at D. Fox he was horrifying. D. Fox's skin had been burned through and some of the muscles as well, revealing one or two spots of bone.
"You idiot! What do you think you're doing!" Fox yelled at him.
"KILLING YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!" D. Fox yelled, he took one last run at Fox. Fox decided the only way to survive was to keep pushing it. He focused to get a fourth tail, and then began run despite the slight burning. He was buying himself like five seconds before D. Fox caught up with him and knocked him to the ground, however D. Fox was beyond recognition almost skeletal.
"You idiot!"
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" D. Fox reeled back a punch. Fox closed his eyes, knowing that this was the end.
Meanwhile…
Falco stood back up, only to get hit really hard across the face. "Too easy!" D. Falco said. He then hit Falco across the face again and again and again. Finally he pointed his blaster at Falco's chest and then fired it at point blank.
"Ah!" Falco fell backward in extreme pain, with a bad burn on his chest.
"How pathetic… I thought you were stronger than this." D. Falco said. Falco then summoned up enough strength to kick Falco in the chest to shake him off. "Oof!"
"What makes you think I'm done?" Falco asked. He pulled out his blaster and fired at D. Falco a few times before using his phantasm attack to attack D. Falco followed by a hard kick to the back.
"Oh really? Good." D. Falco then stood back up and started fighting Falco hand to hand again. Neither one seemed to be gaining the edge, but then D. Falco surprised Falco by running away.
"What? Don't tell me you're done!" Falco yelled chasing after him. However when he tried to run after him, he ran in to a bomb that exploded the second he stepped on it. "Augh!"
"I was hoping you'd fall for that." D. Falco said, reappearing behind Falco. "Now then… where was I? Oh yeah… I was just going to kill you." D. Falco began to ignite. "Dark Fire bird…" D. Falco said. His flames were more intense than ever. Falco slowly stood up, and then smiled. D. Falco ran forward and then…
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Falco smirked as the explosion flared out and stopped only about a foot in front of his beak. "You're not the only one who can plant bombs around here you know." Falco said.
"Why… you…" D. Falco said as he staggered out of the smoke.
"I'm going to be the one finishing this! Not you!" Falco yelled. He charges at D. Falco and starts going berserk and attacking D. Falco like mad. Falco then picked up D. Falco and leaped in to the air.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm taking you down with me!" Falco said.
"What!"
"Falling Phoenix!" Falco ignited brighter than ever, and you could see it burn them both fairly badly.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" D. Falco yelled. The two of them began to fall down toward the Cornerian city streets, with the flames getting hotter and hotter. The meteor that was the two Falcos crashed in to the ground with a tremendous explosion.
Meanwhile…
D. Snake was feeling pretty smug by now. "I think I'll finish destroying this city now." D. Snake said. He turned to face a building and pulled out some explosive. "This ought to take out the whole building." D. Snake said. Suddenly, he felt a searing pain in his legs and arms. "AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGHHH!" He fell on the ground.
"You think that you finished me… not quite." Snake's voice said. He walked up from behind D. Snake holding a sniper rifle.
"How…"
"I crawled off before the explosion… you should be ashamed to call yourself my dark side, you are far to careless." Snake said with his usual frown.
"Augh…"
"I wouldn't move… I shot critical nerves in your arms and legs." Snake said. He then pulled out a grenade, pulled the pin, and shoved it down his throat. "Good bye." Snake then turned around and walked away. The resulting explosion sent blood and guts flying everywhere. After that, Snake got down on his knees. "Augh… seems he dealt me more damage than I thought." Snake said.
Meanwhile…
Fox closed his eyes, knowing that this was the end. But the punch never came. Fox opened his eyes and looked up. D. Fox's nearly burnt through body was shaking violently, the flames had completely disappeared, but then the flames reappeared and completely incinerated the body, leaving nothing but ashes. "Whoa…" Fox couldn't do anything but stare at this. "I guess I got lucky…" Fox said. "I… guess… I should take this as a lesson I guess." Fox said. He stood up and looked at the corpse and sighed. "You idiot…" Fox muttered and started to limp away.
Meanwhile…
The authorities arrived to investigate the explosion. "First those three guys attack the city and we can't handle it, and now this." One complained.
"Hang on! Someone is coming out of the smoke." The cops all got their blasters ready.
"Man… I need a physical therapist after this… ow…" Falco said coming out of the smoke.
"Hold your fire… this is a member of Starfox." A cop said.
"And witnesses say that he was fighting that terrorist ear… GET DOWN!"
"What? Whoa!" Falco ducked and avoided blaster fire from behind. D. Falco walked out.
"That was your sorry excuse for a suicide attack?" D. Falco said.
"Yeah… honestly, I didn't think either of us would live through that…" Falco sheepishly said. "Oh well. Time to finish this." Falco said getting in a fighting stance despite the searing pain.
"Do you really think you can beat me?" D. Falco asked.
"Hey… I'm the best, not some clone of me, but me! And I'm going to prove it!" Falco said.
"How?"
"Like this!" Falco started running around D. Falco waaaaaay faster then before.
"What? How'd you get so fast!"
"When I first met Master Hand…" Falco said while running. "… he asked me why I wanted to get stronger. I answered so that I can be the best! And I remembered that, and now I will keep improving with that goal in mind to truly become stronger!"
"What? Wait… why is it getting hotter?" D. Falco asked. Falco was igniting brighter and brighter as he ran in circles, raising intense flames behind him, slowly stirring it up.
"True Power! Blazing Cyclone!" Falco yelled. The flames then began to form a gigantic spiral column around D. Falco.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" D. Falco screamed as the flaming column incinerated him.
"That was amazing." An officer said.
"I know it was." Falco said. "Whoa… I've got to find Fox and Snake." Falco said. He quickly turned around and ran off.
"Aw man… I didn't get the chance to ask for his autograph…" One officer said.
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I was figuring that a few of you were getting tired of the constant flashbacks and clichés, so that is why Falco's flashback wasn't put in to detail, and Fox and Snake have not yet found their true power. Don't worry, you'll see any missing details later on.