Ultimate Smash Adventure
Man… this is getting to be such a pain. Soccer and school during the week, and my job on the weekends… so much of my free time gets sucked up. It's a wonder how I can even cram in time to check my e-mail and such. Well, here's the next chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this chapter except for the story itself.
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More foes in the fray
Mario, Meta-Knight, Sheik, Link, Roy, Ness, Mewtwo, and Pikachu were now inside the main fortress. "Okey-dokey… so-a where would we-a find Kefka?" Mario asked.
"I would guess somewhere up top." Link said.
"Pikachu."
"True, I don't really know any villains that don't hang out at the top." Sheik said.
"Well, what are we waiting for?" Roy asked loudly. And the second he finished asking, various space pirates and soldiers came running in. "I had to ask." Roy said sarcastically drawing his sword.
"Well, this just makes things more interesting." Ness said.
"Let us fight to victory!" Meta-Knight said getting his sword ready.
"Ready."
Meanwhile…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STAY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Luigi yelled while running for his life from Ramuh.
"You shall not escape from my thunder!" Ramuh shouted. "Thundara!" Ramuh cast a spell that caused four medium sized bolts of lightning that all aimed toward Luigi.
"MAMA-MIAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Luigi avoided the first one, and the second one, the boom caused by the third one caused him to go flying a few feet, but then the fourth one came in contact. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Luigi moaned as he was being electrocuted. Finally after the jolts were finished coursing through his body, Luigi went flying backward. "UUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He screamed as he went flying. Finally Luigi crashed through some building. Ramuh was quick to follow, however, he was a little surprised at what he found.
"What? Where did that green coward go?" Ramuh asked. He looked around, and failed to notice a reeeeeeally tiny speck on the ground that looked like Luigi. If you were to look really closely, it turns out that it is Luigi.
"Whew… bringing the-a mini mushroom-a was a pretty good-a idea." Luigi said in a tiny, high-pitched squeaky voice.
"Ah-hah! No sound escapes my ears!" Ramuh shouted turning around and facing Luigi.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" He shouted as loudly as he could with that high-pitched voice. Luigi once again ran for it and ran through a crack in a nearby wall. Ramuh quickly knocked it down with a blast of lightning and went inside.
"You can't hide from me." Ramuh said. However there was once again nothing in the room. Not even mini-Luigi. "Coward!" Suddenly Luigi's body slowly faded in to sight as if he were a ghost as he stuffed an almost transparent cap in to his pocket. He pulled out a hammer with gold platting on it from his other pocket and…
WHACK
"Uwwwaaaaaa!" Ramuh went flying in to the opposite wall.
"Whew… bringing this-a invisibility cap was another-a good idea." Luigi said. "And I-a didn't think I'd-a use my-a mega hammer-a I got from-a the Bean Bean Kingdom-a."
"How dare you lay a blow on me!" Ramuh shouted as he stood back up. "You shall be roasted alive by MY THUNDER!" Ramuh shouted causing more lightning to fall around him. "Thunder fist!" Ramuh shot a gigantic bolt of lightning at Luigi.
"Mama-mia!" Luigi quickly pulled the invisibility cap back out and put it on, the bolt went right through him and he slowly faded out of sight.
"Quit running!" Ramuh demanded going through the hole.
Meanwhile…
"Pichu!" Pichu fired a couple of sparks of electricity at Bismark, sadly the sparks weren't much against this behemoth whale.
"Sea Song!" Bismark opened his large mouth and giant bubbles came out of his mouth. Pichu didn't think these bubbles were a big deal, until one of them completely crushed a nearby building as if it were made of toothpicks.
"Pichu!" He screamed in shock Pichu started running around to avoid the bubbles, however the amount Bismark fired out was too much for the little mouse and finally, one of the bubbles hit Pichu with unimaginable force. "Piiiiiiiiichuuuuuuuuu!" Pichu was sent flying waaaaaaaaay back and any buildings he hit, he just went right through from the force. Pichu finally hit the ground with a hard thud.
"Is this all?" Bismark asked while floating (or swimming) through mid-air toward Pichu.
Meanwhile…
"Roooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaar!" Giga Bowser let of a terrifying, ear-piercing roar. Giga Bowser then breathed out a single large fireball that was bigger than Bowser was at Bowser.
"Oh this is just great." Bowser pulled in to his shell and performed a whirling fortress move. He went right through the fireball with scorch marks all over his shell, and when he came out, he still wasn't exactly squeaky clean. "Oh that's it." Bowser ran at Giga Bowser. Giga Bowser began breathing out fireball after fireball after fireball at Bowser. Bowser had to dive to the sides several times to avoid each fireball as it was launched at him. Finally Bowser got close enough to where he leaped at Giga Bowser and he pulled back a fist and then slammed Giga Bowser right in the nose, then he breathed a stream of flames right in to his face.
"Roooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaar!" It roared in pain. It quickly grabbed Bowser and slammed him in to the ground.
"Wah!" Bowser began trying to get out of Giga Bowser's grip by pulling out. He opened his eyes and saw Giga Bowser's large mouth right above him glowing with a bright light, ready to unleash his fiery wrath on Bowser at any second. "Aaaaaaaah! I'm not going to die yet!" Bowser breathed out a fireball in to Giga Bowser's mouth. Giga Bowser ate the fireball and began choking on it somewhat, finally causing him to let go of his grip. Bowser quickly got up and clawed at Giga Bowser rapidly. "Ha ha ha ha ha! Take that you sorry excuse for a Whoa!" Giga Bowser then gave one mighty swing of his claw that sent Bowser flying backward with a big scratch mark all over his torso.
"Roooooooooooaaaaaaaaaar!" Giga Bowser then breathed out a stream of fire at Bowser that roasted him alive.
"AAAAAAAAGGGHHH!" Bowser hit the ground, smoking, burnt, bruised, and scratched. "No… I will not… be beaten… by some mock up." Bowser struggled to stand back up. But he faced his opponent showing no fear in his eyes. Giga Bowser inhaled and let out a tremendous stream of fire. Bowser rolled to the side, pulled out a Molotov cocktail, and hurled it at Giga Bowser. Bowser then breathed a fireball at it. "Koopa fire burst!" The fireball hit Giga Bowser right before the Molotov cocktail hit Giga Bowser and caused an explosion right in his face. When the smoke from the flames and explosion cleared Bowser and Giga Bowser could be seen throwing claw swipes and punches at each other. They were going at a visible, but fast pace, leaving claw marks and fissures in the ground each time a swipe or punch missed the target.
Meanwhile…
"Grrrr… no way Mario's going to get to that castle and have more fun than me!" Wario shouted as he was running toward the castle. Suddenly, Yoshi and Y. Link were running on either side of him. "Huh? When did you two get here?"
"Just now." Y. Link said.
"Yoshi Yoshi."
"You don't have to tell me that dino-brain!" Wario shouted. Then to their surprise, there was a fourth figure running to the other side of them. "Huh? Who the heck are you?" The figure was wearing light brown armor and a blue cape, only one glowing eye was visible through the helmet.
"I am the world's greatest swordsman! Siegfried! And I shall slice you to pieces!" Siegfried said pulling out a sword. Siegfried moved in for the kill but Y. Link got in the way and blocked it.
"I'll show this guy how it's done! You guys go on ahead!" Y. Link said with his sword pushing against Siegfried's.
"No way! I want to fight this chump!" Wario said.
"Yoshi."
"What? Mario's not going to get away with that!" Wario quickly resumed running toward the castle. Yoshi gave Y. Link a thumb's up before running off as well.
"Very brave for a child, however you are too young to be playing with swords, go run along and find a toy while I go and slice your friends." Siegfried taunted.
"No way!" Y. Link ducked to the left and swung his sword at Siegfried, who simply jumped backward to avoid it. Siegfried once again charged forward and then almost as soon as he started running, he ended up past Y. Link. "Huh? Augh!" Y. Link was puzzled until he felt a sting on his right side. There were five bleeding cuts on his side. "What the heck?" Y. Link turned around and looked at Siegfried.
"Ha! I have the fastest sword in the world. I can do five attacks in less than the blink of an eye." Siegfried gloated further.
"Yeah… well these cuts aren't that deep." Y. Link scoffed. Y. Link picked up his sword and shield and ran at Siegfried again. Y. Link became locked in a furious sword fight with Siegfried at an unbelievable pace. Occasionally Y. Link would land a few blows on Siegfried's armor, but Siegfried would land just as many blows on Y. Link. Y. Link finally jumped over Siegfried and did a front flip slash at his head. Siegfried blocked it, but Y. Link pushed off the sword with his sword to jump further behind Siegfried. Y. Link quickly tied a bomb to an arrow and fired the arrow from his bow.
"What the…!" The bomb hit Siegfried; Y. Link then fired his hookshot in to the smoke and was pulled in to it. Siegfried wasn't sure what this hook and chain in his shoulder plate was, but he got his answer when Y. Link came in with his sword pulled back ready to stab. Y. Link's sword ended up stabbing right through Siegfried's face. "AAAAAHHH!" Siegfried yelled. Y. Link let go of the sword and Siegfried tried desperately to pull it out, but to no avail. Siegfried didn't last too much longer and he finally fell over dead. Y. Link walked over and pulled his sword out of Siegfried's face.
"Ew…" Y. Link cleaned off the blood and gore on his sword and put it back in its sheath. Y. Link just shrugged off the cuts on his body and didn't give them a second thought. "What a bag of wind." Y. Link scoffed as he started to run for the castle again.
Meanwhile…
"Come on… Eggman had to have someway of getting off this rock." Snake said looking through the annihilated hanger.
"Maybe he has something stored somewhere else." Peach suggested.
"Fine, go look for whatever it is then." Snake said trying to find some operating vehicle.
"Hmph… I guess I will." Peach said indignantly before storming off. "How rude." Peach said crossing her arms.
Meanwhile…
"Mega-Flare!" Bahamut breathed inward and then breathed out a wave of sheer heat toward Ganondorf.
"Augh… I don't have time for this." Ganondorf quickly flew out of the way and then flew toward Bahamut. He began to throw a flurry of punches at Bahamut, but he simply blocked all of them with his arm before swatting Ganondorf away. Ganondorf then threw a sphere of dark magic at Bahamut that collided with his face.
"Roooooooooaaaaaaaaar!" Bahamut roared in pain. Bahamut then simply cast a spell. "Flare!" The area around Ganondorf began to heat up until it suddenly went to a very high extreme in temperature.
"AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!" Ganondorf yelled. Ganondorf flew out with his foot glowing purple. "Wizard's foot!" Ganondorf kicked Bahamut right in the chest, sending him reeling back a few feet. "Now try this!" Ganondorf once again launched a flurry of punches, but this time they were getting through since Bahamut was already staggering. "Gerudo Dragon!" Ganondorf then lunged forward to deliver an uppercut to Bahamut, but the great dragon suddenly flapped his wings hard enough to cause enough wind to send Ganondorf flying backward.
"Mega Flare!" Bahamut once again breathed out a tremendous wave of heat that hit Ganondorf dead on.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!"
Meanwhile…
"Let go of me!" Pit took out a hammer and slammed it on Palidor's talon, causing Palidor to let go.
"You shall not get away with that without vengeance!" Palidor flapped his wings rapidly; stirring up wind that was growing stronger with each flap. Pit tried his best to fly against it, but to no avail, the wind was also producing blades of wind that were cutting Pit as he resisted.
"Ah!" Pit gasped before the winds finally sent him flying backward. Palidor then flew high in to the air before diving back down and dive bombing Pit in the stomach with his beak. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Pit screamed in more pain. Palidor began to fly around at a very rapid pace, striking Pit each time he passed by. Pit wasn't able to find an opening with such a rapid flurry of strikes and attacks. Finally Pit pulled out his bow, split it apart and spun around with it. "Hiiiiiiiiiyaaaaaah!" Pit knocked away Palidor successfully as he came back to attack him.
"Ugh! No… one strikes Palidor…" Palidor said flying back toward Pit. Pit put his bow blades out in front of him and began spinning around toward Palidor like a drill. The two of them met, beak to blades, and both of them were sent flying backward. Palidor flapped his wings with enough force to generate almost hurricane like winds, causing severe damage to Pit.
"Augh! Must… not… lose!" Pit fought the tremendous winds and pain and pulled out his bow, created an arrow and began to charge it. The winds were only growing more and more violent and they were beginning to tear right through Pit. "Judgement arrow!" Pit sent an arrow flying at Palidor that created a gigantic explosion once it hit.
"Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Palidor shouted as he began to spiral down in to the void of the X-dimension.
"Whew… I thought I wouldn't make it." Pit said. "I've still got to get back to Master Hand." Pit struggled to flap his wings from all the immense pain, but he started to fly back toward what he thought the hands were at.
Meanwhile…
"Quake!" Terrato cast a spell that caused a fissure with stones rising out of it to creep towards DK.
"Whoa!" DK jumped out of the way, but the fissure continued to follow him. "Uh-oh." DK began to run on all fours to run from the fissure that was beginning to catch up to him. DK leaped at Terrato, but the snake simply moved out of the way and then tail whipped him to the ground. DK hit the ground and the fissure caught up to him and began to batter him mercilessly with stones. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" He screamed. Finally the fissure closed up and DK hit the ground again.
"Ha! A monkey can't hope to defeat me!" Terrato hissed. Terrato began to creep toward DK. Terrato raised his head, opened his mouth and let out a loud hiss, and then dived toward DK. DK quickly sprang up and stopped Terrato's attack by grabbing the upper and lower parts of the mouth. DK struggled with the earth esper for a minute before finally wrestling Terrato to the ground.
"Ooooooooooooooooo!" DK began to rapidly punch Terrato over and over and over and finally… "Kong punch!" DK wound up a fist and punched Terrato square in the face and sent the giant snake flying backward a few feet. "Heh heh heh." DK grinned.
"Hsssssssssssssssssssssssss… I'm angry now…" Terrato raised his head back up and began to creep toward DK again.
"Ugh…" DK grunted and took another fighting stance.
"Earth aura!" Terrato created a massive earthquake that was causing jagged rocks to come out of the ground. DK was having a hard time keeping balance with this massive tremor, suddenly a rock rose out of the ground nearby and nearly impaled him. DK then had to leap out of the way of another one. DK grabbed on to one of the other rocks for safety, however the stalagmite crumbled to dust soon afterward and DK fell back on to the ground. DK then moved to the side to avoid another rock, but while he didn't get impaled, the stalagmite still hit DK hard in the head and knocked him out cold. Thankfully, the attack ended at that time. "Hssssss… I'll finish you off now." Terrato hissed and he once again began creeping toward DK.
Meanwhile…
"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggghh!"
"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggghh!" Both C. Falcon and Deathborn charged at each other with extreme speed and slammed their fists in to the other's fists, causing a massive sonic boom. The two then began to throw punches at each other at nearly unseen speeds, landing only a few blows on each other. The two jumped back from each other and then began running in circles before once again running at each other.
"Falcon Kick!"
"Death's foot!" The two launched themselves at each other foot first. C. Falcon's foot covered in flames, and Deathborn's foot was glowing with the same light from when he teleports. The two attacks met and caused an explosion that had a mixture of fire and that energy of Deathborn's. The two fighters went sent flying backward from each other. C. Falcon quickly did a back flip in mid-air and landed on his feet and stopped after skidding some distance. The same went for Deathborn. The second Deathborn regained his footing, he created a sphere of energy and threw it toward C. Falcon. C. Falcon peered in to the smoke to see if he could see anything, to his surprise, Deathborn's energy sphere came out.
"Whoa!" C. Falcon leaned backward limbo style and narrowly avoided the attack, the second he stood back up though, about a dozen more spheres slammed him. "Gaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"Die now!" Deathborn instantly appeared behind C. Falcon and grabbed him. Deathborn then kicked C. Falcon in the in the center of the back, which bent C. Falcon more in the center of the back then it should.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!" C. Falcon managed to grab Deathborn's leg, regain his footing, and hurl him across the rock. "Falcon corkscrew kick!" C. Falcon did the spin kick that sent the flaming, falcon shaped arc toward Deathborn, where it exploded on contact. "Augh… man that hurt." C. Falcon said clutching his back where Deathborn kicked it.
"We're not finished." Deathborn said standing back up.
"Who said we were?" C. Falcon said taking his fighting stance again.
Meanwhile…
"Whoa!" Nana narrowly jumped over a claw swipe by Typhon, however she quickly got attacked from behind from one of Orthros' tentacles. "AAAAAAHHH!" She screamed as she was sent flying toward Typhon's big gaping mouth.
"No you don't!" Popo appeared behind Typhon and smacked him on the side with his hammer, thus knocking him away. "Here Nana!" Popo points his hammer toward Nana. Nana flips in mid-air and her feet make contact with the hammer.
"Thanks for the PUSH!" Nana shouted as Popo thrust his hammer forward and she jumped off of it, thus sending her flying toward Orthros.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Orthros screamed as he turned around and tried to run away. However he got decked from behind and sent flying several feet forward.
"Nailed him!" Nana cheered. Typhon then floated back to face the Ice Climbers, he inhaled inward and then launched a barrage of fireballs at them.
"Hello!" Popo said in surprise. He and Nana put their hands together and caused a large blizzard that overpowered the fireballs and hit Typhon. Typhon shivered badly at this and quickly backed away. "I don't think this guy likes the cold." Popo said.
"So let's chill him out." Nana said.
"Oh no you don't!" Orthros reappeared and smacked them both with his tentacles. "Octopus ink!" Orthros then spit out ink that hit the Ice Climbers in the eyes.
"I can't see!" Popo shouted. The two Ice Climbers tried their best to see their two opponents, but their bad aim resulting from the ink caused them to miss their targets continually.
"AAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Typhon then let out a tremendous sneeze that sent both the Ice Climbers flying in to the sides of nearby buildings. Typhon then took another deep breath and released another barrage of fireballs, this time pounding the Ice Climbers.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They screamed as each fireball hit.
"Whe he he he! Time for lunch." Orthros said as he reached for the two with his tentacles.
Meanwhile…
Marth and Odin were going at it full strength. Odin would ride his steed around Marth and thrust his lance at Marth continually, but Marth would always managed to block it with the broadside of the sword. Much to Marth's dismay, Odin was picking up more and more speed as he went. "Augh… I can't keep this up for too much longer." Marth said as he blocked another five strikes that came from every side. Finally Odin got an attack through and his lance pierced his shoulder. "Argh!" Marth grabbed his shoulder in pain and then got stabbed in several more places.
"Ha! Not such a great swordsman after all." Odin said. "Time to end this. Atom Edge!" Odin ran forward with his lance glowing intensely with dark magic due to that amethyst ring. Odin's lance cleaved buildings in two as he rode by them; Odin then thrust his lance forward at Marth.
"Cleave through this!" Marth quickly took a counter stance. The lance hit Marth, but Marth did a sword move that knocked Odin and his steed to the ground.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! What the heck was that?" Odin asked.
"There is nothing I can't counter-attack." Marth said. "Now where were we?" Marth asked getting his sword ready. "Don't worry about answering that." Marth quickly added before running toward Odin. Odin quickly got back up and prepped his lance again.
"You shall not defeat me!" Odin charged at Marth. The two dashed past each other again and again and again at high speeds. Marth and Odin both stopped to check their wounds in pain and then resumed.
Meanwhile…
Samus speed boosted back and forth to avoid the plasma blasts fired by Ridley. Samus occasionally took shots at Ridley, but they always bounced off of Ridley's armor. "Grrr… there has got to be some weakness, but I can't get close enough for a good scan." Samus said. Ridley then fired another plasma beam at Samus. Samus quickly charged her own plasma beam, and then… "Flamethrower!" Samus unleashed a tremendous amount of flame from her arm cannon that completely blocked the plasma blast.
"What? Where'd she go?" Ridley wondered looking around. Suddenly she saw Samus running at Ridley as fast as she could until the speed boost kicked in, at that moment, she ducked, curled in to a ball, and then launched upward at a high velocity until she rammed Ridley in the chin. "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Samus then returned to normal and aimed her cannon at Ridley again.
"Try another flamethrower!" Samus once again blasted a lot of fire from her arm cannon. But to her surprise, Ridley seemed unfazed by the attack and immediately grabbed her and held her in front of his face. Samus began launching missiles at him as fast as he could to make him drop her as it always did. But Ridley was unfazed by the missiles this time. He opened his mouth and began charging plasma energy. "No!" Samus yelled. She attempted to pry herself out of Ridley's hands, but to no avail. Ridley let go and then fired his plasma beam the very second that he let go. When the attack was finished, Samus was seen with really badly damaged armor in a gigantic burnt crater. "Ow…" Samus moaned as she struggled to get up. Much to her dismay, six missiles hit her the second she stood back up.
Meanwhile…
"Let's go Falco!" Fox yelled as he started running full speed toward Tritoch.
"You've got it!" Falco yelled back as he started to run toward Tritoch. Falco leaped at Tritoch and prepped for an attack. "Swallow dance!" Falco did a countless number of mid-air roundhouse kicks at Tritoch's face. Fox then leaped up toward Tritoch and grabbed his tail. He then began to run along the length of Tritoch's back firing his laser as he went.
"Take this!" Fox then leaped in to the air and performed a drill kick on Tritoch's head. Tritoch moaned and fell to the ground with a loud crash. "That was easy." Fox said.
"Agreed." Falco said. The two turned around and…
"Thundaga!" A tremendous blast of lightning hit Fox.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
"Blizzaga!" A tremendous column of ice froze Falco from the inside and then it shattered, causing really bad damage to Falco.
"UWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The two were sent flying backward until they hit a building with tremendous force. "That… thing… is… going… down…" Falco said in extreme pain, standing back up.
"You… bet… he… is…" Fox said with as much pain as Falco. The two ran back toward Tritoch, leaving a trail of fire behind them. The two then began to run around in seemingly random directions still leaving flames behind them. Tritoch would attempt to strike them with his tail, but to no avail, he would miss every time. Finally the two of them fully ignited. "Fire Fox!"
"Fire Bird!"
"Blazing beasts cross attack!" The two of them shouted. They both performed their said moves on Tritoch, leaving a large flaming X around Tritoch. Fox and Falco then both threw grenades in to the flames where they instantly exploded.
"That wasn't too hard." Falco said.
"Not one bit." Fox said smirking.
"FOOLS!" Suddenly Tritoch rose out of the flames once again. This time he seemed to be charging up for a major attack "TRI-DAZER!" Tritoch unleashed a tremendous attack that consisted of flames raining from the sky and lightning striking the ground while an icy blizzard flew through. This blitz of elemental attacks mercilessly battered Fox and Falco.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They yelled through the attack.
Meanwhile…
"Burn!" Ifrit threw a large fireball at Jigglypuff, who simply rolled out of the way. Jigglypuff then rolled toward Ifrit, swerving left and right to avoid getting roasted by a fireball. Jigglypuff then unrolled in front of Ifrit's face and used pound to knock Ifrit to the ground. "Augh!"
"Puff!" Jigglypuff then rolled back in to a ball and rolled in place for a few seconds, once Ifrit stood back up, Jigglypuff launched herself at Ifrit at an unbelievable velocity.
WHAM
Ifrit was sent flying backward. "Fira!" Ifrit cast a spell that caused a fairly large fireball to descend on Jigglypuff.
"Jiggly!" Jigglypuff barely rolled out of the way, but was instantly nailed by another fira attack. "Jigglypuff!" She shouted. Ifrit then grabbed Jigglypuff and held her in out in front of him.
"Drain…" Ifrit cast another spell, and Jigglypuff felt that she was losing stamina. What's more is that Ifrit's bruises were disappearing. "Good, now begone!" Ifrit tossed Jigglypuff away quickly and then threw a fireball at her.
"Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuff!" Jigglypuff yelled as the fireball torched her.
Meanwhile…
Kirby was still falling through the air until finally, he hit a small floating rock hard. "Pyo…" He moaned as he rubbed the top of his head. Kirby looked around, and then he looked up. He couldn't inhale enough air to fly back up to the fortress now. And he didn't see anything else interesting. "Pyo…" Kirby sighed. He decided to just sit down for a few seconds, when suddenly, he heard something. "Pyo?" Kirby sat up and looked ahead. He saw what he believed was Bowser fighting a giant meaner looking version of Bowser. "Pyo!" Kirby quickly pulled out the case Mario gave him and looked at the contents. He saw a pill that glowed like an ember, a really icy looking pill, a pill shaped piece of stone, a pill made of plasma energy, and a pill that looked like it had a tornado inside of it. "Pyo." Kirby grabbed the one with the tornado and swallowed it. Kirby then sported a hat that had a small gray tornado on top of it. "Pyo!" Kirby then leaped up and exhaled enough air to propel him toward Bowser.
"Take that you ugly excuse for a koopa!" Bowser yelled as he swiped another claw at Giga Bowser. Giga Bowser avoided it and finally landed a punch on top of Bowser that buried Bowser in to the rock. "Ouch…" Bowser moaned. Giga Bowser began to inhaled deeply when…
"Pyo!" A fierce wind came in and blew Giga Bowser over and his fire attack just went off in to some unknown direction. A good thing too since the fireball was freakin' gigantic.
"Huh? Kirby?" Bowser stood back up and looked. Yep, it was Kirby.
"Pyo!" He said happily and waving. But Giga Bowser took advantage of Kirby's distraction and stomped him in to the ground with one mighty stomp of his foot. When Giga Bowser took his foot off, Kirby was dizzy with silly swirls in his eyes, and he lost his copy ability.
"Pay attention next time!" Bowser yelled. He lunged at Giga Bowser and began to throw claw swipes at him rapidly. But Giga Bowser then took one mighty headbutt that sent Bowser flying backward a few feet. Bowser barely dug his claws in to the ground in time to keep himself from falling off the edge. Giga Bowser once again was about to breathe fire at Bowser, but then Kirby swallowed the ice pill. This caused his skin to turn blue, and he was now wearing a hat with icicles coming from the top. Kirby then inhaled and breathed out an icy wind that froze over Giga Bowser. "Now's my chance." Bowser quickly rushed Giga Bowser and gave him a running head butt. This shattered the ice Giga Bowser was trapped in and sent him toppling toward the edge of the rock.
"Pyo pyo!"
"Agreed, let's end this one now! True Power! Koopa Fire Wave!"
"Pyooooooooooooooooooo! (True Power! Blizzard Blast!) Bowser breathed out tremendous large wave of fire, and Kirby used a variation of his true power attack that had a tremendous icy wind mixed in to it. Giga Bowser inhaled the deepest breath it has taken yet, and then unleashed a fiery blast bigger than either of their attacks, and about as big as both of them combined. The two attacks met with each other and began to push back and forth with each other. The two sides haven't been showing any weakness for several minutes. The collision of two extremely large fire attacks and a blizzard attack were causing a storm of fire and ice around the rock. If it weren't for the blizzard, you would probably melt in the heat and vice versa.
"I can't let this lousy impersonation of me to win!" Bowser thought.
"I must win… for my friends. AND FOR FOOOOOOOOOOOD!" Kirby thought. Finally, the true power attacks overpowered Giga Bowser's attack. The blizzard struck first and then the fire attack hit him almost immediately afterwards. This caused Giga Bowser to get pushed backward extremely far away, but it was this shift from one extreme to the other that killed it at long last.
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!" Giga Bowser roared before he fell down to his knees.
"That… was a pain in the neck…" Bowser groaned.
"Pyo?"
"NO! WE CAN'T GET FOOD UNTIL WE KICK KEFKA'S BUTT YOU PINK IDIOT!" Bowser shouted.
"Pyo." He shrugged.
"Now… how do we get off of this rock?" Bowser asked.
Meanwhile…
Pit was flying along to try and find the hands. "Geez, that bird must have taken me pretty far for me to not find the hands now." Pit said. Pit looked to his right and saw a gigantic fireball flying at him. "Holy cow!" Pit flew out of the way and narrowly avoided the fireball. Pit stared as the giant fireball kept going. "I wonder where that fireball came from?" Pit asked. Suddenly, Pit felt like something flying really fast drilled him in the back. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Pit felt his bleeding back and turned around and noticed Palidor behind him. "Augh… no…" Pit moaned.
"I shall not be defeated by a mere child!" Palidor exclaimed. Palidor began to stir up a lot of wind in front of him, then finally he sent it all flying forward at Pit, creating a giant wind tunnel of slicing blades of wind toward Pit.
"I can't let down… my friends…" Pit said spinning his blades around him. "True Power! Angel wing!" Pit sent the same tunnel of feathers made of light that clashed with the espers' great hurricane. Pit prayed and prayed for the attack to get through. After several minutes of prayer and several minutes of Palidor's wind attack pushing Pit's attack backward and nearly devastating Pit. But in a sudden and unexpected surge of strength, Pit's attack completely dispelled Palidor's attack.
"What! Impossible!" The attack hit Palidor and it tore through him like a hurricane would tear through a windmill. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Finally the attack finished him off and caused Palidor to disappear. Pit quickly grabbed the Opal pact ring before it fell. He then noticed that his angel wing attack was still flying forward.
"Uh-oh… I hope that doesn't do any harm." Pit said.
Meanwhile…
"I'm thinking of a number between one and ten." Crazy Hand said to Master Hand. Yes they're still in the barrier.
"Five." Master Hand said with obvious boredom in his voice.
"What! How'd you know?" Crazy Hand asked.
"That's the number you always pick!" Master Hand said reeeeeeeeeeeeeally agitated.
"Oh… well here then, pick another number…"
"Five."
"Now you're starting to scare me." Crazy Hand said. "Okay pick a number between one and ten."
"Five." Master Hand said.
"Man that is HOLY COW A GIANT FIREBALL AND VORTEX OF LIGHT ARE HEADING THIS WAY!" Crazy Hand shouted.
"Crazy Hand that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever SWEET MOTHER OF GLOVES GET DOWN!" Master Hand shouted. The two of them hugged each other (somehow.) and the giant fireball and Pit's angel wing attack struck the barrier and caused it to shatter with a violent explosion. The hands were charred black from the explosion. "Whew… that… was close." Master Hand said.
"I love explosions!" Crazy hand shouted.
"Oy…" Master Hand sighed.
Meanwhile…
DK was still lying on the ground apparently unconscious, while Terrato was creeping toward him. "Die monkey." Terrato opened his mouth wide and dived at DK. While his eyes were closed, DK gave a toothy grin and instantly sprang to his feet. DK rolled out of the way, grabbed Terrato's neck and swung the snake around and around until he hurled him in to a building. "Gah! It was a trick!"
"True Power! Earth shatter!" DK pounded the ground with unimaginable force, causing gigantic boulders to uproot around Terrato and batter him before they all came crashing back down on top of him. "Heh heh heh…" DK smirked. DK then turned around and started to lumber toward the castle.
Meanwhile…
"So… this is the castle." Wario said looking at the gates.
"Yoshi."
"Well, let's go inside!" Wario said lowering his head and shoulder. "Shoulder barge!" Wario charged forward and bashed through the doorway and didn't stop going.
"Yoshi." He sighed and started to walk in when something freakin' huge came running up and snatched him. "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Yoshi shouted as the thing carried him and eventually hurled him to the ground. Yoshi got up to look at his attacker. It was some kind of monster on all fours that had what could only be described as pure magical energy being breathed out of his mouth and leaking out of the small holes in his back. The back seemed to have some machine with gears and stuff inside of it. "Yoshi?"
"I am Atma… left here since birth… forgotten in the river of time… I have had an eternity to ponder things… and now I have an answer!" The beast bellowed telepathically.
Meanwhile…
Mario roasted a few monsters by throwing fireballs at them. He then did a back flip over two that tried to attack him from behind. "Take-a this!" Mario threw more fireballs and roasted them. Mario then turned around and kicked one monster in the face and then somersaulted over that monster and heel dropped another monster's head. Mario then turned around while charging up fire in his hand. "Firebrand!" Mario unleashed a larger than average firebrand attack that roasted the remaining five monsters in front of him.
"Heh… try me on for size!" Roy smirked. Roy swung his sword and launched three fireballs and roasted three monsters. Roy then turned around and horizontally slashed two monsters in half before turning back around and splitting one monster down the middle with a vertical slash. Roy then charged up his sword to prep for the remaining monsters charging at him. "Flare sword!" Roy swung his sword and caused an explosion that took out the remaining monsters.
"Mach slash!" Meta-Knight diced one monster with rapid, unseen sword slashes. Meta-Knight then turned around and did the same thing. "Tornado slash!" Meta-Knight did a horizontal slash that caused a tornado to sweep over the monsters in front of him and took them out easily. Meta-Knight then turned around and did another mach-slash on the last one. "Is this all they've got?" Meta-Knight asked.
"I hope that's not all, this is much easier than outside." Link said as he tossed a bomb in to a crowd of monsters. A few space pirates fired lasers at him, but they all bounced off of the mirror shield and took them out. Link then turned around and made three quick slashes that took out the monsters that tried to jump him.
"Ha! Just try and hit me." Sheik taunted. All the monsters instantly jumped her, but their attacks just went right through her. One monster slowly swiped its sword through her watching it as it went through her.
"?" The monster was curious. Suddenly the monsters noticed a piece of paper that had strange markings on it slowly drift to the ground from the ceiling. They all looked up and saw Sheik standing on the ceiling.
"Goodbye." The piece of paper ignited and then exploded, incinerating the monsters. Sheik then dispelled the illusion jutsu that had created that shadow illusion of her below.
"PK fire!" Ness roasted five monsters that tried to attack him from the front. Ness then turned around and knocked out one monster with his bat. Ness jumped up in to that air and did his double jump to get high above them. "PK thunder!" Ness then made the attack drop down on top of him and send him flying down toward the ground. Once he hit the ground, he sent out a tremendous shockwave that zapped all the monsters and sent them flying back.
"Pikachu!" Pikachu zipped through the crowd of monsters in a blur and knocked the ones he passed by out. Pikachu then flipped over a monster that attacked him from the front, tapped its back and shocked it in to submission. "Piiiiiiikaaaaaaaachuuuuuuuuu!" Pikachu sent out a large lightning bolt that fried all the monsters and pirates in front of him.
"I'm not going to waste my time with these things." Mewtwo said. All the monsters around him attempted to jump him, but he simply stopped them in mid-air, where they stayed for a few seconds, and then fell to the ground dead. "Now let's go." Mewtwo said.
"Right." Everyone said. They all started to make their way toward the staircase when suddenly, a fairly large bipedal machine fell from the ceiling. It had an almost egg shaped body with a relatively small cannon at the head, and two large revolving cannons for arms. It had the word "GUARDIAN" on either side of the body. "Oh move it." Mewtwo's eyes glowed blue, however the machine didn't budge an inch. "What? Fine! Shadow Ball!" Mewtwo fired multiple shadow balls that all bounced off of its surface. The machine finally fired multiple blue lasers from the arm cannons rapidly and blasted Mewtwo. "Augh!"
"Sword beam!" Meta-Knight slashed his sword with enough force to send a tremendous sword beam attack at it, but it exploded harmlessly on the machine's armor. The machine then fired a missile out of the head cannon and blasted Meta-Knight. "Ahhh!"
"Let's-a team up-a Pikachu!" Mario yelled as he ran back and forth toward the machine to avoid the rapid laser fire.
"Pikachu!" The two of them jumped above the machine out of its angle. Mario began to fall toward the Guardian spinning like a drill and igniting, while Pikachu was dive bombing it covered in sparks. The two of them crashed in to the machine, but nonetheless didn't do anything to it. An electric field then activated and sent the two smashers flying off of it. "Pikaaaaaaaa!"
"Mama-miaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"Fireball jutsu!" Sheik breathed out a fireball at it.
"Flaming lance!" Roy thrust his sword forward generating a stream of flame in the shape of a spearhead.
"Fire arrow!" Link launched a fire arrow with a bomb tied to it to add a little extra flare to it. The three attacks exploded and sent the machine scooting backward somewhat, but it simply walked back toward its original position and began firing on the three, knocking them backward.
"PSI rocking!" Ness fired his colorful orbs at it, only for them to bounce off. The machine then fired a missile at Ness. "AAAAAAAAAHHHH!" The missile exploded on Ness. The machine turned toward a still knocked down Mario and began charging up the head cannon.
"Mama-mia." Mario said.
"Shoulder charge!" Wario suddenly burst in to the room through the wall and rammed the machine in the side and actually caused it to push it quite a ways before it zapped him and caused Wario to get sent flying off. "Ooooooh yeeeeaaaah." Wario said quickly standing back up and posing. "Be thankful you were saved by me! The great Wario!"
"I have-a to admit-a, you did-a good." Mario said standing back up.
"Now then… let me take care of this hunk of junk and you guys go on." Wario said.
"That seems logical." Mewtwo said.
"But that thing is crazy strong." Roy said.
"But I'm stronger!" Wario said flexing. "Now go!" Wario demanded.
"Fine." Ness said. The eight smashers quickly ran through the door and took the stairs to the next floor.
"Now I shall show you why I am the greatest!" Wario gloated.
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I know it's kind of rotten of me to start several fights that I had prepared last chapter and not finish them in this chapter, but I was getting somewhat impatient with not having this chapter posted, and it was already freakishly long. The smashers aren't anywhere near done with this part of the story yet though folks. There will be more next chapter.