Ultimate Smash Adventure
Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh! This is getting annoying, soccer really takes up so much of my free time that it is not even funny. Hang on, allow me to bang my head against the wall before we start this chapter.
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Fight Hard
"MAMA-MIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Luigi was still running for his life from the now infuriated Ramuh.
"Stand and fight you coward!" Ramuh shouted while charging up lightning. "Thunder Fist!" Ramuh launched forward a blast of lightning that flew toward Luigi.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Luigi tried desperately to outrun the attack, but it finally caught up to him and sent him flying forward. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Luigi yelled as he was sent flying straight in to a building through the wall. Ramuh looked through the hole and found various crates lying around.
"I know you're hiding in here! Thunder Fist!" Ramuh cast lightning from his staff that destroyed each of the crates until the only things left in the room were three red doors that seemed really out of place. "What is this?" Ramuh then noticed a bottle that had a label that read "Sakon's own door in a jar, good for three doors." "If this fool think he'll get away from hiding from me he is sadly mistaken." Ramuh opened the left door and…
BAM
A boxing glove attached to a spring came out and nailed Ramuh in the face. "Augh! Grrrrrrr…" Ramuh went over toward the right door and opened it and…
BAM
A boot attached to a spring came out and hit him in the face. "THAT'S IT!" Ramuh opened the middle door and…
WHAM
Ramuh was sent flying backward. "Augh!" Luigi was standing there with his hammer clutched in his hands.
"Oooohhh… I picked a bad-a place to use-a these doors-a. They open in to-a dead ends-a." Luigi moaned.
"YOU HAVE NOW BROUGHT MY FULL WRATH UPON YOU! ANY LAST WORDS!" Luigi thought for a minute, then pulled out a golden mushroom. "And just what is that fungus going to do?" Ramuh mocked.
"This-a golden mushroom-a greatly increases my-a speed." Luigi stated somewhat more confidently.
"So that you may run from me? Ha!"
"Nope-a, I'm-a going to-a defeat-a you with this-a." Luigi said. He tossed the mushroom in to his mouth. Luigi then pulled out his hammer and disappeared.
"What? That fast?" Suddenly Ramuh got nailed from behind from a hammer attack, but before he could fall forward, another hammer attack hit him from the front. "Augh, gah!" Suddenly he was feeling a barrage of heavy hammer strikes from every side. Naturally, Ramuh was getting pounded quite violently. "Argh! Gah! Doh! Oof! Ah! Augh!" Finally Luigi ran waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back, leaving a blur behind him, then he ran back at Ramuh as fast as he could. "Thundaga!" Ramuh cast a spell that caused for massive bolts of lightning to come crashing down. However Luigi was too fast even for these to hit him and he took one last mighty swing with his hammer and slammed Ramuh's face. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ramuh then disappeared in a flash of light.
"Whew… I-a did it." Luigi said. He picked up the sardonyx pact ring and looked around. "Ooooohhh… I guess-a I should find-a Pichu… Mama-mia, I don't-a know if I-a want to look around here-a though." Luigi groaned. He hesitantly took a step forward and began to walk forward.
Meanwhile…
Peach really had wondered off by herself looking around the destroyed lab. "Geez… these Alliance guys sure are cruel to their members." Peach commented. Peach then wandered in to Eggman's old office. Their were various monitors, pictures of himself, and red buttons on the walls, and the desk had a few buttons as well. Compared to the rest of the lab, it hadn't taken as much damage, although it was obviously quite disarrayed. "Hmmmm… maybe I should look around here." Peach sat down at the desk and found that the computer actually worked. "Weird." Peach typed on it and found something. "Eggman's… diary?" Peach opened the file and began to read it.
"Yes! The clones are finally complete! I had decided not to clone C. Falcon and Meta-Knight because their dark selves were already on our side. The only thing that worries me now is that I could not find any data on that green guy's name. The one with the mustache… Gah! What was his name? Oh well, that won't be important for too much longer. After all, the clones are basically void of all traces of good the smashers have in them with the addition of dark magic to make them stronger." – Dr. Eggman
"This is a disaster diary! I had just received word that the smashers actually defeated my dark clones! But how did they do that? They would have to have gained an incredible amount of strength in an even more impossibly short period of time. What's worse is that the rest of the alliance will find out soon and have my head! Oh well, I'm not too worried, I'll just distract them by using one of my many robot duplicates, then use one of my two personal emergency escape hover cars that I keep hidden below this office concealed by a trap door underneath my desk. Don't ask me why I'm being so specific though. Considering the time I don't have though, my robot will have to try and upload the data collected here for future use to me. I must leave at once! Oh well, but just to show no hard feelings to Kefka, I'll leave behind my ultimate clone that I worked on in secret as a parting gift. It is time to go back to chasing that blasted Hedgehog!" – Dr. Eggman
"Well, that was helpful." Peach said. With some effort, Peach pushed the desk and revealed a trap door. Peach opened it and climbed below.
Meanwhile…
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! Diddly-dee, standing in a roooooow! Big ones small ones some as big as your head!" Bowser sang with obvious boredom.
"Pyyyyyoooo…" Kirby said hypnotically. He looked at Bowser and suddenly saw a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally large lamb-shank. Kirby stood up and began to walk toward Bowser drooling.
"Uuuuhhh… Kirby?"
"Pyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Kirby pulled out a knife and fork and began to chase after Bowser.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Bowser began running around the rock in circles trying to avoid the hungry pink guy chasing him.
Meanwhile…
Ganondorf was floating in the air barely conscious. That last attack from Bahamut was pushing him to his limits. "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!"
"I… don't… care… how… strong… you are…" Ganondorf began to say with a heavy breath. "I SHALL DESTROY YOU!" Ganondorf yelled. Ganondorf then made his sword appear in purple flames. "Face the sword of darkness!" Ganondorf swung the sword horizontally and sent a slicing wave of dark magic flying toward Bahamut. Bahamut blocked the attack with his wing and then flew forward. Ganondorf flew forward as well with his sword ready to strike. Ganondorf swung the sword and cut Bahamut right underneath the chin.
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARff!" Bahamut grabbed Ganondorf and hurled him in to the nearest rock. "Meteor!" Bahamut then cast a spell that caused several gigantic meteors flying toward Ganondorf.
"No you don't!" Ganondorf leaped and landed on one meteor. He then jumped off of it and began slicing any meteors in his way in half with his sword, and the pieces would explode after being cut for some unknown reason. Ganondorf finally landed on one meteor, jumped off of it, sliced another meteor, and drew his fist back. "Warlock Punch!" Ganondorf threw forward a ridiculously powerful punch covered in a black aura that hit Bahamut square in the skull.
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Bahamut slammed in to a medium sized rock and struggled to get back up. Ganondorf was standing on the rock right behind Bahamut's head and was holding his foot straight up in the air as steam was coming from it.
"Volcano Kick!" Ganondorf slammed his foot down on top of Bahamut's head and caused a massive explosion that caused the rock they were on to shatter and send Bahamut flying downward in to the void.
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Bahamut roared in pain, but managed to spread his massive wings to catch himself. He then began to fly back up toward Ganondorf charging up another attack in his mouth.
"I… will not lose to you!" Ganondorf growled and flew straight down toward Bahamut.
"Mega-Flare!" Bahamut breathed out a tremendous heat wave toward Ganondorf. The wave made contact with Ganondorf, but he pressed on and kept flying toward Bahamut through the wave of extreme heat.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrr… I… I… I WILL SURVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!" Ganondorf changed his angle somewhat and went right past Bahamut's head. He then plunged his sword in to Bahamut's back and continued to fly past Bahamut, leaving a deep cut that glowed with intense light as he went.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Bahamut let out one more ear-piercing roar before his body glowed with intense light and exploded. Ganondorf held out his hand and caught the diamond pact ring.
"Heh… I… did it…" Ganondorf panted while smiling. Ganondorf looked around and saw the rock with the fortress on it way off in the distance. "I guess I better start moving." Ganondorf said as he began to fly toward it.
Meanwhile…
Marth and Odin were doing just what they were doing when we left them in the last chapter, dashing past each other and slashing at each other. Marth then pulled a surprise move and turned around and slashed at the air and caused a blade of compressed air to fly toward Odin. "What!" Odin got hit by the attack but shook it off nonetheless and charged forward and thrust his lance in to Marth's abdomen.
"Aaaaaaaaah!" Marth gasped in pain. Marth was forced to the ground and nearly got impaled a second time. "Okay, that's it!" Marth prepped a slash and looked as though he were charging up a shield breaker attack.
"No you don't! Atom Edge!" Odin charged forward with his ultimate attack.
"True Power! Armor destroyer!" Marth did an upward slash that sent an unbelievably massive blade of wind that collided with the Atom Edge attack. Odin was running against it with his lance fending off the wind and trying desperately to push back against the attack. But the true power attack was too strong and was slowly pushing him backward.
"I… will… not… lose to you!" Odin shouted. But to his great surprise, the attack destroyed his lance. "NO!" The wind blade went on to shatter Odin's armor and cleave him in two. But before you could see what he looked like under the armor. (The world will never know!) His body and his steed vanished, leaving behind the amethyst pact ring. Marth walked up to the ring and picked it up.
"Well, that… wasn't… too hard… I guess…" Marth said between breaths.
Meanwhile…
Fox and Falco were laying face down on the ground with Tritoch flying above them. Fox began to reminisce.
Flashback…
Fox and Falco were on a flight drill in their Arwings. Peppy, Krystal, and Slippy were monitoring their drill. "Excellent Fox! You're doing great." Krystal complimented.
"Thanks Krystal." Fox said coming out of his somersault/barrel roll.
"That's nothing! Watch this!" Falco began barrel rolling, U-turned and then U-turned again in quick succession. "How do you like me now?" Falco bragged.
"Falco! Something's on the radar!" Peppy said urgently.
"What is that?" Fox said. He could see it now. "It looks like a…"
"A glove?" Slippy finished.
"Pardon the interruption, but I came to ask a question."
"Who are you?" Falco asked.
"I am Master Hand. You see… I'm looking for strong fighters to come and compete. I was wondering if you two would be interested?"
"Why would you want us?" Fox asked.
"Because, the purpose behind this is to prove to my family that you, and several others very very unlike you can interact peacefully by fighting in friendly competition. Battles for honor and so much more on the highest caliber." Master Hand said. "So… what do you say?"
"I don't know…" Fox said.
"Sounds fun! I'll join!" Falco said.
"Before you decide… why do you want to become stronger?" Master Hand asked.
"To… make my father proud." Fox said.
"To be the best." Falco said.
"But… I can't just leave…" Fox started to say.
"Fox… you should go." Krystal suddenly said.
"What? But… Krystal I…" Fox started to say once again.
"If it really is for a greater good, then you should go… but please do come back on occasion." Krystal said.
"Alright… I'll go with you then." Fox said to Master Hand.
"And so will I." Falco said.
"Good then… let's be off." Master Hand said.
Back to the battle scene…
Tritoch was glowing with an intense magical aura, preparing for another attack. To its surprise though, Fox's body moved. "Ugh… that… hurt…" Fox said as he stood back up and started at Tritoch. Fox looked to the side. Falco was out cold. "Oh great… well, time to kick your scaled butt!" Fox said. His whole body began to ignite. His tail became covered in flames that made the shape of a longer, flaming tail.
"It matters not! You can not defeat me!" Tritoch said. He swung his tail at Fox. In the blink of an eye, he grabbed Falco and ran off to avoid getting crushed. Fox then ran back and jumped high enough to land a powerful kick to Tritoch's face.
"Hiyah!" Fox shouted before landing.
"Oh! Thundaga!" Tritoch cast a powerful lightning spell that Fox avoided by zipping out of the way.
"Let me up the ante a little bit." Fox said. The flames on his body intensified and Fox created two extra flaming tails. "Now I'm getting serious." Fox zipped toward Tritoch even faster than before and jumped at his face.
"No you don't!" Tritoch moved its head to the side and Fox about smacked in to the wall of the building behind Tritoch. But Fox landed on the wall like Spiderman and quickly jumped back toward Tritoch before he slid down the wall. This time Tritoch slammed him with his tail to knock him to the side.
"Whoa!" Fox slammed in to the ground and skidded on his side for some ways before doing a bunch of barrel flips and landing back on his feet.
"Tri-dazer!" Tritoch cast that same attack with raining fire, bolts of lightning and a blizzard. Fox's flaming aura was somewhat protecting him, but he was still taking a lot of damage.
"Augh! I'll have to… take… my chances!" Fox focused inward and this time created a fourth tail. But to his surprise, he wasn't feeling any burning. "I guess… discovering my true power is helping this out." Fox then got on all fours and disappeared. Tritoch saw this and decided to fly off. He spread his wings and started to fly at ultra high speeds. Tritoch finally saw Fox running on all fours at incredible speeds.
"So he may be fast, but I am still stronger!" Tritoch dived at Fox and missed him and instead burrowed in to the ground. Fox decided to play in smart and keep running, when all of a sudden Tritoch burst from the ground right under him.
"Aaaaaaaaaaah!" The beak nailed Fox and Tritoch quickly cast a spell as he flew back in to the air.
"Thundaga!" Fox didn't recover in time to avoid the attack and as a result was zapped very badly.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Ha! No match for me!" Tritoch said. "Time to end this! Tri-dazer!" Tritoch cast yet another tri-elemental blitz.
"Time to… try… that attack…" Fox said weakly. "True Power! Nine-tailed fire fox!" Fox flared up and nine flaming tails appeared behind him. He then leaped at Tritoch and blazed through the attack.
"What! NO!" Tritoch got nailed in the chest and Fox burned straight through him, leaving an unsightly hole through Tritoch. "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Tritoch then disappeared in a flash of light just as soon as Fox's flames disappeared. The Garnet pact ring and Fox hit the ground hard. Fox had signs of burning on his body.
"Oooooooohhh… Man if I had kept that up for too much longer I, I don't think I'd be walking for a while… still hurts… ow…" Fox groaned. He weakly stood back up, picked up the Garnet pact ring, and somehow managed to pick up Falco. Fox turned around and began to limp toward the castle.
Meanwhile…
Orthros' tentacles were slowly reaching for the unconscious and burnt Ice Climbers. "It's time for lunch!" Orothros exclaimed he grabbed the two of them, dangled Popo over his mouth, and dangled Nana over Typhon's mouth. Nana opened her eyes at that instant and…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Blizzard!" Nana blew out icy wind from both her palms at Typhon and Orthros.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Typhon groaned.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Cold!" Orthros dropped them both and once Popo hit the ground, he woke up.
"Ow… that drop hurt." Popo said.
"Let's not waste any more time! We've got to help the others!" Nana said.
"Right, with me Nana!" Popo said. Nana hopped on Popo's shoulders and the two of them both stuck both of their hands out.
"What are they doing?" Orthros asked.
"Great Blizzard!" The two of them both shot out icy wind from their palms that combined together to form one fairly large blast of icy wind.
"Oh man! This is going to smart!" Orthros said and tried desperately to run away.
"Grooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Both Orthros and Typhon became completely frozen over. The two of them now resembled icicles, and each were in rather humorous poses.
"Whew… those guys were annoying." Nana said.
"You've got that right." Popo said back to her. "Come on, let's go." Popo said.
"Okay." Nana and Popo turned toward the castle and made a break for it.
Meanwhile…
"Yoshi!"
"Firaga!" Atma cast a spell that caused a large ball of fire to drop down and hit Yoshi. Thankfully, Yoshi avoided the attack in time to avoid a major burn.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi ran toward Atma, then he rolled in to an egg an began to roll toward Atma.
"Quake!" Atma created a moving fissure that moved toward Yoshi as Yoshi rolled right toward it. The rocks rising from the fissure battered Yoshi mercilessly, but Yoshi still managed to roll on and slam Atma in the face. "Aaaaaaaaaaah!"
"Yoshi!" Yoshi then popped out of the egg and began to flutter kick Atma's face rapidly. "Yooooshi!" Yoshi finished with a stronger kick with both feet. Yoshi flipped once in mid-air and landed on his feet.
"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhh!" Atma charged at Yoshi in full fury. Yoshi desperately tried to jump out of the way, but instead got slammed by Atma's tail.
"Wah!" Yoshi cried as he was slammed in to the ground.
"Cleansweep!" Atma created a tsunami that washed over Yoshi and began carrying him away.
"Yoooooooooooooooooooshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" Yoshi's body was being battered by the waves as they carried him until they finally slammed him in to the side of a building. "Heh…heh…heh…" Yoshi panted heavily. He struggled to stand back up, and then turned to face Atma. "Yoshi!" Yoshi pulled out a yellow shell from under his saddle and swallowed it. "Yoooooooooooooooshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" Yoshi stomped the ground and caused a medium magnitude tremor.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooaaaaaaaaaar!" The tremor seemed to focus on Atma's position since the violent shaking was coursing through his body and causing damage to him.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi laid several eggs and threw them one at a time at Atma in quick succession.
"Grah! Doh! Argh!" Each egg exploded in Atma's face until finally he moved out of the way of the last few and spun around and slammed Yoshi in the side with his massive tail.
"Yoshi!" skid across the ground quite a ways before standing back up. Yoshi saw Atma running toward him and quickly jumped backward to avoid getting crushed under one of Atma's massive, fingered paws. However Atma didn't give up the attack and he continued to pursue Yoshi and attempt to crush him. "Yosh!" Yoshi finally did a flutter jump, narrowly avoiding a quick swing of Atma's tail. "Yoooooooooooshi!" Yoshi performed a ground pound, added with the effects of the yellow shell, this caused a much more massive tremor than before.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Atma yelled, finally ceasing its attack, Yoshi then leaped at Atma and then landed a yellow shell powered kick in its face. "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR! FLARE STAR!" Atma cast a spell that created a large sphere in front of him that resembled a star.
"Yoshi?" Then the stare began releasing tremendous waves of heat in all directions. Atma was unaffected by this, but Yoshi… "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Yoshi yelped in pain. Yoshi collapsed on the ground in intense pain, as Atma began to give off a yellow glow.
Meanwhile…
"Grah! Take this you stupid piece of metal!" Wario threw a few punches at the Guardian before it set off the electric field to knock Wario away. "Wah!" the Guardian then began to rapidly fire lasers out of both cannons at Wario. "Whoa!" Wario rolled out of the way and began running in circles to avoid this rapid fire until finally, when the attack stopped, Wario turn and ran for the Guardian. "Shoulder barge!" Wario rammed it full force, but unfortunately got blasted by a missile at point blank. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Wario hit the wall hard.
"Included battle program. Orthros battle program included." A robotic voice from the Guardian said.
"What's an Orthros?" Wario asked. The Guradian's revolving cannons on the arm retracted and a giant mechanical tentacle painted purple came out of each one. Then six holes opened up from the top of the Guardian's body and each one had a tentacle come out of it. "Oh great." One tentacle lunged at Wario and pierced the stone floor once it missed. Then the other tentacles began to lash out at Wario. "Whoa!" Each tentacle made an attempt to impale him, but failed to do so and instead pierced the stone walls and floor. "Grrrrrrrrr… I can't get close with all of these things!" Wario yelled in frustration. Finally one tentacle sideswiped him sent him flying a few feet. "Whoa!"
"Eject, ink." The cannon on the main body then squirt out a bunch of ink on the floor where Wario landed and caused him to go sliding.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" BAM Wario hit the wall hard and all the tentacles lunged at him at once. "Whoa!" Wario quickly rolled out of the way, but one tentacle actually hit his shoulder. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Okay, this thing is making me mad!" Wario pulled out the tentacle, and then ripped it right off of the Guardian's body. Wario then used it to tie up four of the other tentacles so that he could rip them out.
"Entwine! Entwine!" One of the remaining tentacles wrapped itself around Wario and even he couldn't break free of the hold.
"Hey! Let me go!" Wario demanded. The other two tentacles were looming above him, ready to pierce him. "Wah! Must… get… got it!" Wario managed to get one arm free, and in his hand, he was holding some helmet that looked like a blue dragonhead. "Dragon Helmet!" Wario put it on, and the helmet's eyes opened. "Eat dragon fire!" The helmet then spit out two fireballs that burned the two tentacles to a crisp before using another fireball to burn a spot off in the tentacle holding him, causing it to fall off of the Guardian and let him go.
"Returning to normal battle program." The Guardian then caused its normal weapons to reappear. The Guardian then started to open fire with lasers, missile, basically everything it had except for the kitchen sink.
"Ha! That is no match for the might of my dragon helmet!" The helmet inhaled and then breathed out a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally big fireball that cancelled out all of the attacks the Guardian threw at him until finally the fireball connected with the Guardian and exploded. "Ha! Did these alliance guys really think that some stupid machine was a match for me?" Wario gloated. The smoke cleared and the Guardian was standing there with the armor somewhat scorched, but otherwise still quite able to move. "Oh why don't you just give up?"
"Included battle program. Battle program included." A slot opened up beneath the head cannon and nothing else happened.
"Huh?" The slot then began shooting out knives and swords that spun through the air like shuriken rapidly. "Whoa!" Wario began running in circles to avoid this barrage of knives and swords that pierced the walls deeply whenever they hit the walls. Unfortunately, the Guardian was getting more accurate each second and finally managed to hit Wario across the back. "Agh! Alright, time to use what's left of my Dragon Helmet's flames." Wario jumped over the next knife and the helmet inhaled deeply. The dragon helmet then breathed out a stream of fire that enveloped the mighty machine. "Ha! Serves you right!" Wario gloated.
"Tapping potion formula now. Recovery of damages underway, returning to normal battle program." The scorches and burns in the armor then began to recede as the Guardian tapped its potion reserve somewhere inside of it.
"No!" Wario ran up and while it was recovering, he tried to lift it up, but it was no use, the machinery inside was way too heavy. The machine then once again blasted him with a missile. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!" Then while Wario was flying through the air, the machine opened fired with lasers. Wario stood back up slowly, severely burnt and breathing heavily. "You're… asking for it…" Wario pulled out a cap made of metal and put it on and his body then turned entirely in to metal. "Metal Wario!" Wario then ran forward. The machine opened fired on him, but the lasers simply bounced off the surface and occasionally came back to hit it, and the missiles did absolutely no harm whatsoever. Metal Wario then used a metal powered punch that knocked the thing off balance and then continued to hit it with a barrage of punches until. "Shoulder barge!" The attack sent the Guardian skidding back several feet in to a wall. Just in time since the cap wore off. "Ha!"
"Included battle program, air force battle program included. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1." The front cannon opened up and then unleashed a humongous beam of energy on Wario.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Meanwhile…
"I just heard a huge explosion. Do you think Wario's okay?" Roy asked.
"He's-a too stubborn to-a just-a die." Mario said. "He'll-a be fine-a."
"Yeah, I guess that's tr- whoa!" Ness started to say, but then a trapdoor opened up beneath him.
"Ness!" Link shouted and tried to grab him, but the door closed back too quickly. "Well that's just great." Link commented.
"How… troubling." Mewtwo simply stated.
"Well, there's only one door, let's take it. We'll have to find Ness later." Zelda said.
"Hmmm… something's… not right." Meta-Knight said looking around.
"Pika!" Everyone jumped away from where they were standing as Pikachu said it just in time to avoid a blast of fire.
"Where did that come from?" Roy asked. Everyone looked up and saw some gigantic red creature that had magnificent wings, a snake-like tail, a gigantic axe, and two extra hands.
"I am the soul of Poltergeist, Goddess of fire. None shall pass here." Poltergeist said.
"Chuuuuuuuuuu…" Pikachu growled with sparks in emitting from his face.
"You-a sure?" Mario asked.
"Pika." He nodded confidently.
"No time to argue, we have to go." Mewtwo said.
"Right." Meta-Knight said. The other six made a break for the door.
"I said none shall pass!" Poltergeist cast another large fireball at the six of them. Meta-Knight turned around and drew his sword, he swung at the fireball, stopping it from attacking his friends, but it blasted him backward with tremendous force.
"Uwaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Meta-Knight flew in to a hole in the wall and disappeared.
"Meta-Knight!" Zelda yelled.
"Come on!" Link pulled Zelda through the door just in time.
Meanwhile…
Ness stood back up on his feet. "Man… where am I?" Ness asked. He looked around and saw nothing but cold tile ground. "This is weird." Ness said. Ness then felt someone's presence and turned around. "And who are you?" He was looking at something that resembled a demon.
"I am the soul of Doom, Goddess of Ice. I shall freeze your soul!" Doom exclaimed.
"Oh great." Ness sighed.
Meanwhile…
Meta-Knight spread his wings and caught himself in mid-air. He looked around. "This is a strange room." Meta-Knight said. He was still in the castle since there were those same stone walls, but there was no floor whatsoever. To make matters worse, the hole he fell through was no where to be seen. "Now how will I find the rest of the smashers…" Meta-Knight wondered. Meta-Knight turned around and what he saw surprised him. There was a many-winged woman standing on what looked like another woman's stone head. "And… you are?"
"I am the soul of Goddess. As the Goddess of thunder, I shall cast my judgment upon you!" Goddess exclaimed.
Meanwhile…
C. Falcon and Deathborn were still on the same rock they were on in the last two chapters. The two of them were now throwing punches and kicks covered in either intense flames or equally intense energy. Every time the fists or kicks collided it would send out shockwaves of flames and energy. The intensity of the whole battle and the magnitude of the attacks thrown at each other were thick, thick enough to try and cut it with a chainsaw. C. Falcon performed a quick uppercut that was only countered by a quick gut punch. "Knee thrust!" C. Falcon threw his knee forward and sent Deathborn flying backward. Deathborn however teleported right behind C. Falcon and then kicked him in the back of the head. The two of them then grappled their arms with each other, C. Falcon's arms igniting and Deathborn's arms glowing, pouring their energy in to the pushes.
"Just give… it… up…" Deathborn said.
"No…way!" The space between them suddenly exploded from the energy those two were putting in to their pushes and they jumped backward to catch their breath. Both were covered in bruises and burns and both were breathing heavily.
"No… more… games!" Deathborn yelled. "Teleport blitz!" Deathborn teleported and then reappeared right behind C. Falcon and landed a strong punch to the back of his head. Deathborn then began to teleport all around C. Falcon and punch him or kick him each time in rapid succession, each attack occurring n the blink of an eye.
"Agh! Gah! Ragh!" C. Falcon was desperately trying to shield himself from these attacks, but it was no good. C. Falcon then finally started throwing flaming punches and kicks everywhere at completely unseen speeds, finally making contact with Deathborn's face.
"Agh!"
"Falcon Punch!" C. Falcon then delivered a falcon punch that pinned Deathborn to the ground and shattered it beneath him. Deathborn quickly teleported out of the way of another Falcon punch just in time to see it completely destroy the ground he was previously laying on. "Death fist!"
"Falcon punch!" C. Falcon threw a fist that made contact with Deathborn's death fist and the two attacks met and exploded with equal force, sending them both nearly flying off the rock. The two regained their footing and charged at each other once again. The two clashed once again, creating yet another sonic boom. "I… won't give up!"
"Then you'll die a fool!" Deathborn teleported them both high above the air and he slammed C. Falcon toward the ground while up there. Deathborn then teleported back to the ground below C. Falcon and kneeled on one knee. C. Falcon was flying toward Deathborn full force from his previous blow. Deathborn then spun around, leaned forward and used his hands for support, and thrust one foot straight up in to the air and straight in to C. Falcon's gut.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" C. Falcon collapsed to the ground and began to cough up blood.
"Ha ha ha… now it is time for you to die." Deathborn began to charge up a large sphere of energy. C. Falcon, through what seemed to be sheer willpower alone, stood back up. "True… power… SOARING FALCON!" C. Falcon ran forward with all his might and created the image of a giant flaming falcon with its wings spread wide open covering him. Deathborn unleashed the gigantic sphere of energy, C. Falcon
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"NO! That's not possibllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!" Deathborn shouted as C. Falcon collided in to him. When the flames cleared, Deathborn was nowhere to be seen and C. Falcon was lying on the ground.
"Heh… how do…you like me… now…" C. Falcon asked before losing consciousness.
Meanwhile…
Ridley flew down to the crater he made when he blasted Samus with all of his attacks. His mechanical eyes peered and saw nothing. "Finally, that thorn in my side for so long is finally- AUGH!" Ridley suddenly got blasted from behind. Samus was standing behind him with her arm cannon pointed at him.
"Did you really think I'd be that easy Ridley?" Samus asked. "I'm far from finished."
"Fine then… Let's go!" Ridley said, spreading his wings wide open.
Meanwhile…
The other five smashers were now in some circular room that had decorative pillars and statues of Kefka around the room. "Man… what a complete lack of taste." Roy said.
"I agree." Link said.
"Show yourself." Mewtwo said.
"Huh?" The other smashers turned and looked at him. And then they heard the sound of heavy armor. They all turned around and saw…
"So… you really are alive. I thought you would have died when I cleaved your ship's bridge in two." The Black Knight said in a rather blasé manner.
"You!" Roy growled, drawing his sword.
"I cannot let you go any further. I will stop you here." The Black Knight said.
"Leave this to me guys." Roy said drawing his sword.
"Wait a minute-a! We-a already had to-a leave behind-a Wario, Pikachu, Meta-Knight, and-a Ness. We can't-a just leave you behind." Mario said.
"You can and you will! I've got a score to settle with this guy." Roy said through gritted teeth.
"Come on." Mewtwo said. Everyone except for Mewtwo seemed to hesitate, but nonetheless, they still all go through the door behind the Black Knight, who mysteriously doesn't try to stop them.
"Oh well, this means I get to dual you again. I wonder… if you really could have improved in such short time." The Black Knight said.
"You have no idea." Roy said confidently.
"This time I intend to make sure that you shall stay dead." The Black Knight said while drawing his own sword.
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Yes I am aware of the obvious loose ends about certain characters in this chapter. Don't worry about it though, you'll learn about them NEXT CHAPTER!