Ultimate Smash Adventure
The grand chapter 100!!! I know I had taken a while, but I was having a little trouble thinking about how to best write this chapter. So without further ado… enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except for the story itself and Ron Host.
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Ultimate Showdown
The smashers could only stare in a mixture of terror and awe. There Kefka was, larger than life and he seemed truly omnipotent like that. "WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" Kefka laughed his usual cackle of a voice with a dark deep voice behind it. "NOW WITNESS MY POWER!!!" Kefka raised his hands above his head as they began to glow. "FALLEN ONE!!!"
"What's that supposed to do?" Peach asked. She shortly got her answer, all of the smashers lost sight of everything around them, all they could see individually was red until the image of a fallen angel passed by them.
"Ooooohh…" Mario groaned, beginning to collapse
"So… weak…" Samus said as she fell to her knees.
"Palutena…" Pit moaned as he began to lose his balance.
"What… kind of… spell is this?" Master Hand asked as he fell to the ground palm down.
"Popo…" Nana groaned helplessly, "Where are you?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Now do you see?" Kefka asked mockingly.
"N… n… no… NO-A WAY!!!" Mario shouted picking himself up from the ground. He reached in to his pocket and finished off that green mushroom from earlier. "I'm-a still not-a going to-a lose to you-a!" Mario shouted pointing at Kefka.
"Mario's… right…" Peach while pulling out another green mushroom and eating it. "I won't lose either! I have all of my friends with me!" Peach said putting her hands on her hips.
"Hey! I'm not about to lose to some giant purple guy! After all, the great Wario is invincible!" Wario said posing, he pulled out a clove of garlic and ate it, it didn't seem to be the same kind of garlic from earlier since he didn't turn in to Wario-Man.
"Heh… I could beat you any day of the week, because I am Bowser!!! The King!!!" Bowser shouted, he pulled out some kind of potion and drank it to heal his injuries.
"Ooooo oooooooooo!" DK cried. He pulled out a banana and ate it to recover from his injuries.
"Heh… do you think… I'm going… to lose to you? No chance buddy!" C. Falcon shouted. He pulled out a pill, and ate it and his injuries began to heal a tad faster.
"You… will never be… the king of evil… that is my destiny… to achieve someday…" Ganondorf said smiling. He pulled out a blue potion and drank it, his injuries quickly healed.
"I'll never give up… not against the likes of you." Link said. Finishing off a bottle of milk Y. Link handed to him.
"As long as we stand together, we'll never lose." Zelda said, drinking a blue potion as well.
"That goes double for me! I'm ready to take you down!" Y. Link said pulling out his sword.
Samus set down the suitcase thing and pressed a button and in a bright flash, she was suddenly in her Varia Suit. "Kefka, you'll never take us down because we will defeat you no matter what. We're all strong, and together we're invincible." Samus said.
"Yoshi Yoshi!" Yoshi said before eating a mushroom conveniently stored under his saddle.
"Recover…" Mewtwo healed himself before saying something. "As strong as you are, you are no god to anyone. You are just a sick and twisted madman." Mewtwo said coldly.
"PSI Life up!" Ness healed himself, the other three pokemon, Pit, and the Ice Climbers to the best of his ability with his powers. "Nothings going to stop all of us psycho!" Ness shouted determinately.
"I have my brother beside me." Nana said.
"And I have my sister." Popo said.
"And with our friends we can't lose." The two of them said at the same time.
"Palutena has guided me to great friends, I'll fight alongside them no matter what the risk." Pit said pulling out his bow.
"Pyo." Kirby said before pulling out a tomato with a large yellow M on it and eating half of it. He gave the other half to Meta-Knight who turned around out of site to eat it and quickly put his mask back on.
"Indeed Kirby, as strong as we all are, we cannot lose to him." Meta-Knight said while drawing his sword.
"As a team we can take on anything." Fox said slamming his right fist in to the palm of his left hand.
"Heh… I could take you myself, but hey, the more the merrier." Falco said getting in to a fighting pose and making that usual cocky smile.
"Pikachu." He smiled.
"Jigglypuff." She said puffing up angrily.
"Pichu!" He shouted confidently.
"With this sword…" Marth began while drawing his sword and holding it in front of him. "I will defeat you."
"Dad… Lilina… everyone… I vow to beat this monster!" Roy shouted fiercely while drawing his sword.
"Heh… maybe you are strong… but quite frankly…" Snake said taking a fighting stance. "… You don't stand a damn chance against us." Snake finished.
Luigi was off in the back, afraid of what was going to happen. "Mama-mia… I don't-a think I can-a do this. I… I…" Luigi was thinking when all of a sudden, he felt a hand on his shoulder, he looked up to see Mario standing over him, looking more courageous than ever. Luigi couldn't help but feel brave right there. "You know-a what… with-a Mario and-a the others, everything will-a be okay." Luigi said standing up and eating his own mushroom.
"Smashers… LET'S UNITE!!!" Master Hand shouted.
"You're going dooooowwwnnnn…" Crazy Hand said with an exaggerated growl.
"Heh… heh heh… HA HA HA HA HA!!! Oh how amusing." Kefka taunted. "Do you think that all of this matters to me?" He asked. "Heh heh heh… time to DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!" Kefka shouted as the smashers ran or flew forward, however the case was. "Meteor!" Kefka cast a spell that caused a gigantic meteor shower to fall toward the smashers.
"Let's go Crazy!" Master Hand shouted spinning around like a drill and rocketing toward the meteors.
"Wait for meeeee!" Crazy shouted, following suit.
"Pyo!" Kirby swallowed the Kokiri sword Y. Link gave him and donned the Link style green hat and was now wielding a magnificent sword.
"With me Kirby!" Meta-Knight flew toward the meteors and began slicing them in half, while Kirby took a mighty leap and sliced as many as he could while extending his sword's length.
Samus, C. Falcon, Fox, Falco, Yoshi, Pikachu, and Pichu had no problems getting past the meteors with their speed. "All together everyone!" Fox shouted pulling out his blaster and open firing on Kefka.
"Take this!" Falco said as he began firing on Kefka.
"Those pea-shooters won't do any- GAH!" Kefka shouted as a powerful electric blast hit him from behind. Kefka turned around to see both Pikachu and Pichu behind them. Kefka quickly made a beam of light from the sky fall down and strike them to the ground. "Insolent… huh?" Kefka quickly had to bring up his wing to prevent Yoshi from kicking his face, before swatting Yoshi back with that wing, only for Samus to suddenly appear right in his face with…
"Flamethrower!" Samus unleashed a gigantic flame blast in to Kefka's face, only for it to be inhaled in his mouth. "Huh?"
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" Kefka breathed out the flamethrower with much more intensity, it would have destroyed Samus had Mewtwo not been there to stop the attack with his barrier.
"Go for it C. Falcon!" Wario shouted while spinning around and around while holding C. Falcon by his legs, "Wild Swing Ding!" Wario hurled C. Falcon toward Kefka at high speed.
"Flying Falcon Punch!" C. Falcon charged up a flaming fist as he flew toward Kefka.
"Master Fist!"
"Crazy Fist!"
"What!" Kefka looked to his other side to see the hands flying toward him in fists.
"So long-a Kefka!" Mario shouted while spinning Bowser around and around by his tail. "Go-a Bowser!" Mario hurled Bowser toward Kefka as Bowser began to spin around and around.
"Whirling Fortress!"
"Fools!" Kefka blocked all four attacks with his hands and wings when.
"Arrow of light!" Pit aimed a brightly glowing arrow at Kefka before firing it.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Kefka felt the explosion from the arrow burn his face before he flapped his wings, stirring up tremendous winds, and took off in to the air.
"You're not getting away that easily!" Mewtwo said, he used his powers to carry the three Pokemon with him as he flew up.
"Let's go!" Ganondorf grabbed Link and Y. Link and took to the air with them. Mario tied on his cape, hopped on Yoshi, and grabbed Luigi.
"Let's-a go!" Mario shouted.
"Okey-dokey!" Luigi shouted. After a lot of running, Yoshi leaped in to the air and gained a lot of height from the cape's abilities.
Kirby, and Meta-Knight flew through the air, Kirby with a little assistance of course. Pit grabbed the Ice Climbers and took to the air after Kefka.
"Shadow Ball!" Mewtwo began firing shadow balls rapidly at Kefka, who quickly flew to the side.
"Aero!" Kefka cast a spell and caused a MASSIVE tornado bigger than the last time he cast the spell.
"Kirby! Help me!" Meta-Knight shouted.
"Pyo!" He and Kirby held hands and they began to spin upward, eventually canceling out the tornado with both of their swords glowing.
"Double Sword beam!" The two swordsmen created two slicing shockwaves that went flying toward Kefka.
"Whoa!" Kefka had just flew to the side to avoid Samus, who had charged her speed booster and literally flew up like a rocket at Kefka while carrying Snake and Ness, and Falco clinging to her shoulders. Kefka didn't manage to avoid the sword beams. "Gah!"
"Fire Bird!" Falco tackled Kefka in the chest, leaving a burn where he tackled him, and sent him staggering backwards a little bit.
"Hiyah!" Luigi attempted a drill kick, only for Kefka to stop it cold and hurl Luigi down toward the ground. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!" Luigi screamed. His fall was stopped short when Master Hand caught him. "Whew… thank you very much."
"Meteo!" Kefka hurled flaming meteors at Ganondorf, who unfortunately couldn't dodge them.
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" He yelled before falling toward the ground.
"I'm going to throw you guys! Ready?" Mewtwo asked. The three pokemon nodded. "Go!" He hurled the three little pokemon at Kefka, Pikachu and Pichu doing skull bash attacks, Jigglypuff doing a roll out attack. Kefka brought both his wings in front of him and blocked the attacks, but was still pushed back considerably far.
"Light arrow!" Y. Link fired a light arrow at Kefka, who got nailed in the back by it.
"Gah! Grrrrr… Thundaga!" Kefka cast a spell that caused lightning to fall around the whole area and strike all of the smashers.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
"Ha ha ha ha h- GAH!" Kefka received some of those lightning bolts back at him, Zelda with a Nayru's love force field around her.
"Din's fire!" Zelda sent as many fireballs as she could possibly send up at Kefka, leaving a glowing trail behind them.
"PK Thunder!" Ness used the attack to propel himself at Kefka while he flew back and forth to dodge the Din's Fire spells.
"Brat!" Kefka grabbed Ness after receiving the tackle, ignoring the fireballs that did connect with him. "I'll crush you!"
"Gack… you're… crushing… me…" Ness gasped as he started to turn blue.
"Gah!" Kefka felt a more fierce burning on his back, he looked behind him to see Roy behind him standing on the palm of Master Hand.
"You let that little boy go!" Crazy Hand shouted grabbing the wrist of the hand that was holding Ness and squeezing tightly.
"Hang on! Sorry Roy." Master Hand then hurled Roy in to the air and flew at Kefka's neck and began to choke him.
"Get… off of… me…" Kefka grabbed Master Hand and began to slowly pry him off.
"Now smashers!" Master Hand shouted.
"Flare Sword!"
"Shadow Sword!"
"Shield breaker!"
"Fire brand!"
"Super Missile!"
"Kong Punch!"
"Thunder Hand!"
"Peach bomber!"
"Snake combo!"
Several of the smashers that were either already in the air, or where recently thrown in to the air by the others all landed devastating attacks on Kefka. Roy struck Kefka with a fiery explosion, Marth with a mighty sword swing, Mario unleashed another fiery explosion, Samus fired a powerful missile blast, DK threw a strong punch, Luigi zapped Kefka with as many volts of electricity as he could, Peach slammed her butt in to his stomach, and Snake pulled as many strong punches and kicks as he could with his iron knuckles and iron tipped boots.
"Heh… IDIOTS!!!" Kefka sent out a wave of pure magical energy from his body that had enough force to send everyone flying toward the ground.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Die! Die! DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!" Kefka then opened his palms and began raining magical energy down on all the smashers below.
"Look out!"
"Gaaaaaaaaahhhh!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!" Kefka shouted maniacally.
"Everyone that can fly, follow me!" Ganondorf shouted. He found an opening and flew up toward Kefka, Mewtwo, Pit, Meta-Knight, Master Hand, Crazy Hand with the Ice Climbers in tow followed behind.
"What can you guys possibly do?" Kefka taunted. "Holy!" Kefka sent a ball of concentrated holy light to attack the smashers below as the flyers approached him.
"Let's blitz him!" Ganondorf flew forward with glowing hands and began to mercilessly throw punches at Kefka.
"Shadow hands." Mewtwo flared up his hands and began to follow suit with rapid punches aimed at Kefka.
"Taste my blades!" Pit pulled his bow apart and began to fly at Kefka and swing them at him.
"Mach-slash!" Meta-Knight flew at high speeds toward Kefka with his sword at the ready to slash at Kefka.
"Go little dudes! Goooo!" Crazy Hand threw the Ice Climbers at Kefka.
"Now Nana!" Popo shouted, the two pushed off of each other while both of them held on to the same rope, the two wrapped the rope around one of Kefka's arms and swung around him with their hammers iced over in to spiked maces, which they slammed in to his chest.
"Gah!" Kefka slammed his hand on top of the two Ice Climbers like mosquitoes and let them fall off of him. Master Hand then flew forward in a fist. Now Kefka was flying back and forth to avoid each attack thrown at him. "Blizzaga!" casting spells such as that to ward them off, slowly making Kefka fly lower until.
"Okay, I can reach him now!" Fox said making a flaming aura of two tails. "Here we gooooooooooooooo!!!" Fox leaped at Kefka and slammed in to his leg joint.
"OUCH!!! SON OF A SUBMARINER!!!" Kefka turned around only to see several of the smashers leap at him.
"Leaping shoulder barge!" Wario rammed Kefka's chest before getting swatted away.
"Sonic Koopa claw!" Bowser swung his claw with enough force to create a sonic wave that left a scratch on his leg.
"Take this!" Y. Link leaped on to Kefka's shoulder and began stabbing Kefka's face rapidly before being yanked off and slammed in to the ground violently.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi proceeded to flutter kick Kefka's face only for Kefka to bite Yoshi's foot and spit him to the side. "Wah!" Yoshi yelled.
"Hiyah!" Snake stabbed Kefka in the joint Fox had burned earlier as hard as he could and twisted the knife.
"Pyo!" Kirby had swallowed the red pill and become fire Kirby and breathed a humongous stream of fire at Kefka.
"AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! ENOUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!" Kefka once again sent a shockwave of magical energy to knock back the smashers several feet. "ULTIMA!!!" Kefka cast one of his mightiest spells that caused a dome of pure magical energy to form in a place to expand and hit them all.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
"MAMA-MIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"LOOK OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!" Kefka looked around, and saw the smashers lying on the ground, most of them lying perfectly still or barely moving at all. "You see… there is nothing that can be done to stop me." Kefka said smiling. "I will destroy everything." He said smiling sinisterly.
"Not-a yet…" Luigi said weakly, stirring before standing up.
"Oh… and the coward decides he can stop me?"
"He's not alone…" Ganondorf said standing back up.
"Yeah… and these two aren't going to take all the fun." Wario said while standing back up.
"Hey… don't count me out." Y. Link said.
"Or me." Falco said, the both of them standing back up.
"Crazy Hand… let's do those attacks." Master Hand said.
"Oh boy!!! I never get to use this!!!" Crazy Hand said.
"Let's go Nana." Popo said helping her up.
"You've got it." Nana said smiling.
Y. Link then held his sword out, preparing for a spin attack, Ganondorf began charging up as much dark energy as he could. Falco began running toward Kefka, flaring up as he ran. Wario closed his eyes for a moment, as if thinking of something; while Nana and Popo locked arms together before running toward Kefka.
"True Power!" Y. Link shouted. "Ultimate Hurricane Spin!" Y. Link spun around and around stirring up winds that could cut through flesh easily.
"Black Wave!" Ganondorf slammed his hands against the ground and caused a tsunami of black magic.
"Ultimate Blizzard!" The Ice Climbers spun around and around and around and around while stirring up a gigantic tornado of ice.
"Blazing Cyclone!" Falco ran around in circles around Kefka and caused flames to form yet another cyclone around him.
"Thunder Raze!" Luigi leaped high in to the air and fired gigantic lightning bolts from his hands at the cyclone formed from the previous attacks, mixing in with the other attacks. Kefka was now literally trapped in a cyclone of fire, slicing wind, lightning, ice, and darkness. Finally Wario leaped at the cyclone butt first.
"New name! True Power! Atomic Flatulence!" Wario passed gassed and formed a yellow mushroom shaped cloud that mixed with the previous attacks and…
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
"Ha ha! Eat that!" Wario gloated.
"I'm… not done…" Kefka said stomping out of the smoke.
"True Power! Hand of Fate!" Master Hand was now glowing when he slammed his palm in to Kefka's chest and caused an unknown energy to course through Kefka.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"True Power! Crazy Blast!" Crazy Hand began to fly around Kefka with his palm wide open firing beams of energy from his palm rapidly as he circled Kefka.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Kefka glowed brightly, slowly fell toward the ground and collapsed. His body glowed brightly, and he returned to normal size with his original robes somehow back on his body.
"Did-a we do it?" Luigi asked. The other smashers got up to stare at this.
"I think… we did it this time!" Bowser said excitedly. "Yes!"
"Yeah we did it for sure this time!" Ness cheered.
"Good-a job Luigi."
Mario said patting his brother on the back.
"Good job everyone."
Peach said.
"Finally…" Zelda sighed.
"You okay Mewtwo?" Snake asked.
"I'm just… relieved." Mewtwo said.
"Grrr…"
"???" All the smashers turned to Kefka's body.
"Grrrrr…"
"Oo?" DK looked curiously.
"Grrrrrrr…"
"Pika!"
"Pichu!"
"It… can't be…" Meta-Knight said.
"It's… not over…" Kefka said, standing back up. His eyes were once again glowing with hatred.
"Kefka! Just give it up! You have nothing left now!" Master Hand shouted.
"Not quite." Kefka said. He reached under the robes and pulled out the Black Rune.
"What could you possibly do with that now?" Master Hand asked.
"So far… I've just used the power I've regained… BUT NO MORE!!!" Kefka shouted. "I… I… Heh… Heh heh…" Kefka started to chuckle. "I'll… ha ha ha ha ha…" his laughter was really starting to frighten the smashers. "I'LL LET THE BLACK RUNE'S MAGIC TAKE OVER!!!"
"KEFKA THAT'S INSANE!!!" Master Hand shouted. "YOU'LL LOSE YOURSELF FOREVER!!!"
"I DON'T CARE!!! IT WILL STILL BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF EVERYTHING!!!" Kefka shouted. "I will now use only the sheer power of the Black Rune. Nothing I've ever possessed, only the limitless dark magic of the Black Rune." Kefka said. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" Kefka pressed the Black Rune against his chest, and by some unknown magical force, the rune seemed to melt in to his body. "GAH!" Kefka fell to his knees, the rocks around him began to rise through the air slowly. "Grah… gack…" Kefka's hair was then untied from the ponytail, and it began to float around him like a mane in the wind… "Grrrrrrrrrrr…" an aura of purple and black energy began to surround Kefka, his eyes turned purple. "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…" Finally, the aura grew so intense that it began to make Kefka's whole body look purple in color. "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Kefka yelled like a wild animal, the ground around him began to tear up in gigantic chunks.
"Ah!" Zelda grabbed her head and fell to her knees. "This… dark magic…" Zelda moaned.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Kefka then began to ascend through the air, he fired a beam of pure black magic in to the air where it created a wormhole that he began to fly incredibly quickly toward.
"Wow bro, that looks almost like THAT wormhole." Crazy Hand laughed nervously. "Because if it was THAT wormhole then… uh-oooooohhhh…" Crazy Hand said. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIEEEE!" He cried.
"What's wrong with him?" Snake asked.
"Kefka opened a portal to a dimension that even we hands can never enter." Master Hand said. "We call this dimension the thread dimension." Master Hand said.
"Why?" Peach asked.
"Because… if it is destroyed… then every dimension will collapse on itself!" Master Hand said.
"WHAT!!!" Samus shouted.
"We have to stop him!" Fox shouted.
"But only a warp star could catch him at this point." Ness said.
"Oh, I have one of those." Crazy Hand said. He threw it out in front of them.
"No time to argue! Smashers, one of you has to take that and stop Kefka!" Master Hand shouted.
"I'll- oof!" Wario was about to step forward when Mario jumped off of Wario's head and on to the warp star before flying off. "Hey! How dare you take my spotlight!"
"Mario…" Peach said looking up, fearful for his life. "…good luck." She said.
While Mario made it in to the wormhole, going through it looked like he was going through some digital pathway as he flew on. Mario thought to himself. "Okey-dokey Kefka… this is-a going to-a end right-a here, right-a now. I have one-a more trick up-a my sleeves. This… is-a the only chance we have-a now… it's-a time to-a use my-a ultimate weapon-a!" Mario thought.
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Surprise!!! I know it's evil of me to make another battle out of the blue, but cross my heart, next battle is the last battle. Can Mario win? What does he have in store for Kefka? Will Kefka be able to destroy everything? Only I know the answer to that question. Read and review!
