After a particularly hard mission, Heero Duo and Wufei decide to relax at the Winner mansion. It was late in the afternoon when Duo spotted Wufei wandering around the halls and muttering to himself.
"I always knew that Quatre kid was gay." As Wufei said that, Duo got into his face and started yelling.
"Quatre is. NOT. gay!" pause "Just because a boy is cute, and he likes to wear a dress and make-up, and enjoys the finer plot points of yaoi. That does not make him gay." Duo practically screamed.
"Ah, come on, he spent in bed with Trowa all night long!"
"Your. Point. Being?" Duo started to get teary eyed, "Haven't you ever crawled in to bed naked with your best friend that was platonically adjacent and just talk the night away?"
Duo's eyes hardened into a glare and similarly his voice grew threatening, "Trowa was still under the influence of the Zero system, so it doesn't count."
Duo's voice gets all dreamy, "Oh I wouldn't mind giving him a nice sensual back massage…"
"If by that you mean have sex with him," countered Wufei.
"Hey. It takes a man very comfortable with his heterosexuality to have sex with another man!"
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Disclaimer:
Yet again that was not my dialogue, it was all pretty much copied from "This is Otakudom." "This is Otakudom" is THE funiest fanparody EVER. It was produced by Martin Cinemacher. Good luck trying to find it online…and I still don't own GW. AND: I know that relying heavily on quoted materials for my stories may lead some to believe that I am violating the 'guidelines' for this website, but be assured that I have thoroughly read them before I posted. The biggest concern is this one: Actions not allowed: Copying from a previously published work (including musical lyrics) not in the public domain. This chapter, I know for a fact is not copy-righted. The first chapter, I got from a music video that is not copy righted, and until I posted had NO idea what the original source was. Public domainnon copyrighted so, I figured that I was safe on this account. Plagiarism is copying without giving proper credit, and I have. So I just want to say that I believe that, even though this may not be the most original of fanfics (understatement) this story has every right to be on have decided to keep this fanfic going for a little longer, probably a perpetually ongoing sort of thing, you know, whenever something strikes me as particularly funny.
Thank you for reviewing, it makes me less inclined to procrastinate. Though I still feel bad that this fanfiction is not very original, I hope that others will enjoy the conversations and understand where I am coming from.