Trieze, Zechs, Noin and Une were all in the mess hall of the academy enjoying lunch. When Mueller sauntered over, looking like the little shit he was, in order to greet them.
"Hey Une! If you had no feet would you still wear socks?"
Une had a distinct feeling this man had a joke waiting that she would not enjoy, so she decided not to cooperate.
"Yes."
"No, you're supossed to say no."
"But my nubs would get cold..."
Sighing he turned to Noin and asked the same question. She rolled her eyes and said the desired answer of "no."
"So then why do you wear a bra?"
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, and the conversation was between friends…