Wufei was walking through the parking garage getting ready to head home for the evening. He heard someone running up from behind him, so he turned around to see what was going on. He saw that the heavy footfalls were coming from Duo, so he stopped right by his car to wait.
"Hey Wufei! I need your opinion on something…"
"What?"
Duo didn't answer as he turned around so that he could shuffle through the backback he was carrying.
"I just need to know" and then he sprang upon Wufei before the man knew what was happening to him, he had something covering his nose while Duo said outloud:
"If this smells like chloroform to you…"
Wufei slowly came around, before he opened his eyes he tried to get his bearings. His mind registered that he was laying on his back, and that he was currently in a "spread eagle" position. He was about to check to make sure that he was restrained, when a voice beckoned him to respond.
"Fei?.. Wuffers?… Time to get up, sleepy head.."
Wufei's eyes snapped open as he automatically responded with a
"MY NAME IS WUFEI." After that, however, his brain decided that it needed a few seconds process what the situation was.
The silence reigned as Wufei took in the fact that he was naked and bound to a bed.
"MAXWELL! What is the meaning of this?"
"Relax 'fei, you're going to enjoy this."
After having said that, he reached out to Wufei to touch him. Wufei tried to avoid the hand, but to no avail.
"STOP this Maxwell, I want nothing to do with this. Release me now, this is RAPE."
Sighing, Duo stopped touching Wufei for a split second while he made his response.
"Come now, 'fei, don't think of this as rape… think of it as: surprise sex."
Heero decided that it was time to make his presence known while Wufei was still staring at Duo like he had three heads. Walking behind his current lover, he placed a hand on Duo while smirking down at the helpless Wufei.
"Surprise!"