Pairing Do's and Don'ts
Disclaimer: Again...I don't own Avatar...sheesh, you people don't quit.
Kataang Don'ts
Zuko had left and been replaced with Aang, who seemed a little nervous. Again, everyone was talking continually. I burst in and slammed a ruler on the desk hard.
"EVERYONE, SIMMER DOWN NOW!" I screamed, my Southern accent coming through. No one understood what I meant. "I mean, calm your behinds down and shut your mouths." I repeated and took my place in the back of the classroom. Aang cleared his throat and everyone read what Katara had written.
"1) Making everything sunshine and rainbows.
2) Aang confesses his feelings to wards Katara and Katara likes him back and that's it.
3) Sex.
4) Aang going Avatar State when Katara sets her sights on someone else.
5) They just wake up and love each other and that's the end.
6) Again, Mary Sues and Gary Stus kill the fanfic.
7) Say 'no' to AU/high school/movie crossovers." Everyone repeated, some of it coming from the Zutara fanfic line.
"Number 1, Aang is the Avatar and has to save the world. Don't make it all sparkly and everything cheerful and perfect. Number 2, put more to it. It's not going to be like 'Katara, I like you as more than a friend.' and then 'Aang, I like you too!'" Katara instructed. "Add more to it. Number 3, again a review from the Zutara lesson. Aang is 12, I am 14. We're not just going to have sex and make Kataang babies. Get over it."
"Number 4, I'm not going to go all Avatar state and go on a killing rampage when Katara bats her eyes at a guy. Even if it's just some nice looking guy in the streets of Ba Sing Se, I won't go insane. Number 5, review from Zutara. It's not going to happen unless you give details. Number 6, lose the MSs and GSs." Aang began.
"And again, the whole 'Katara is the new girl at school' thing? Gotta go. Overused and underplanned." Katara told them.
Me: Aww...you know you love it. (Remember, these chapter can be updated with new things...)