Alas I still do not own poor me
Previously…."Just find out how he is ok?" Bulma asked her friend. She hung up the phone "She is on her way down, how far behind us is he?"
"Not far enough, Call Z and find out where we can meet her troops to get him off our ass?"
"The free way, go there, I have an idea!"
"Woman you better be right on this one." Vejita said as he sped down the open freeway, Yamacha not too far behind.
"This area is known for having cops pull kids over; I saw three on the way up here. What better way to get him off us then get the cops to join!" She smiled at him
"Ok, hang on, lets really get there attention." Vejita cracked and evil grin.
"OH dear Kami" Bulma whispered to herself and held on to anything she could as he sped up even faster, putting more distance between the two.
In a few short minuets of doing well over 100 mph, Vejita finally caught the attention of a state police man. Believing that only one officer was not enough Vejita continued on as if there wasn't one behind him at all.
"Call Azita and let her know, on of the staters are behind us."
"You want me to move?" She looked over at him
"Yes." He gave her a dumb look, Bulma did so after a couple of glances to Vejita, not really wanting to let go of anything, she finally called Vejita's sister; an agent of the F.B.I. herself, one of the top agents too.
"Ok Z said take 396 east bound they have a trap set up on there for them, oh and let the officer dude ahead of you."
"What, the hell should I do that for, then the dumb ass will know something is up, no, I am staying just where I am!" Vejita yelled not allowing the officer to get in front of him
"Fine just don't kill us on the on ramp!" She said She looked back in the mirror to see Yamacha speed up and "Jita I think he is going to hit the cop car!" Sure enough Yamacha used the mass of the oversized truck and shoved the officer in to the near by wall. "Jita must go faster!" She stated.
"Shut up Woman, and let me drive, that dumb ass cant catch us in that truck!" As he said that a shot rang out and shattered the back window of the car, Bulma screamed bloody murder and Vejita yelled at her to shut up
"WOMAN!!! SHUT THE HELL UP! We are fine." As he started to speed up to put more distance between the two vehicles.
"Vejita this is absolutely nuts, what the hell is wrong with him." She said scrunched down in her seat.
"How the hell am I supposed to know?" He looked over at her "Oh shit, is it and under ramp you know where they cant see you go down or can he see us all the way down?" He asked
"Now how the hell should I know that one?" She yelled back
"Ask my sister, stupid!" She glaired at him but did what he said, he glanced back in his mirror and BANG there went the mirror.
"Shit."
"Jeets what was that?"
"Nothing just ask-" he waited for her to get the answer. "Leave the line open too!" He said, he was getting tired of this calling back and forth. It was just stupid.
"she doesn't know she getting the chopper to fly by and check, oh hey there it is, Jeets your getting close to the ramp, Jeets the ramps coming up." Bulma said looking at the signs,
"Yes Blue. I know." And the grin on his face made her get worried he had something in mind and she wasn't sure if she was going to like it, she made a mental note to kill him if they got out of this alive. Vejita sped up and kept going, toward the ramp, it was one that went under, so for part of the way down the maniac could not see the two.
"Blue you better hang on." He said and cut the wheel as fast as the car would let him and drifted in to the ramp, nearly missing it
"VVVVEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Bulma screamed out his name, squeezing her eyes shut and latching a hand on to his shoulder. Vejita drifted the whole way down the ramp there was no way in hell that Yamacha was that good of a driver with a tiny car, but a huge truck there was no way.
"HOLY SHIT!!!" Bulma yelled as they came to the bottom of the ramp, Vejita swerved over to the other side of the bridge and parked up next to its' wall, making sure Yamacha could not see them even if he did drive by. He cut the engine and both of them hunkered down in there seats turning around and waiting to see if Vejita's idea worked. They were partially hidden in the tall grass. "Remind me to kill you for that later." She whispered to him, as if Yamacha had super hearing.
"Empty threat is all I hear, if this works your going to want to kiss me." He grinned. As they watched Yamacha truck speed by
"Oh yea it worked!" she said and hugged him. They both sat there for a few minuets in disbelief that his plan worked. Both were however very relieved that it did. Bulma waited just a bit and pulled out the phone and called his sister
"Yea we lost him for now, he never showed up. Great, oh I know you will hunt him down no worries, tell Talyon I said hi! Ok we can do that, AZITA!!! We are not doing that!" Bulma screeched in to the phone her face turning beet red. "BYE!" Was all she could muster out. "She want us to sit here and wait for her, we get to be escorted back to my house where we are staying till they find him." Vejita just grunted at her. "Neanderthal" was all she said back to his grunt.
Ok that is all you get from my sick mind- oh yea I am really sick, head cold or something, if you have any ideas thoughts comments please let me know - thanks also toDrakeBrimstone for the review