A/N: These were kinda of a nightmare to right but for some reason I wrote them with a little inspiration from the Saturday Night Live Best of Phil Hartman DVD. How that inspired me? I don't know but it did so enjoy.
-Roger and Mimi-
Woman in Rubber
By Joanne Jefferson
She flirts with everyone,
Women,
Men,
Everyone,
One day it's over,
And the next she is here with me again,
I love her,
But I mean,
She has to choose,
Me or the woman in rubber.