Kris: Hi ya'll I didn't get as big a turn out with reviews as I hoped. Hard to compete with how many I had gotten with the dare show. Also I found a site to put on the Dare show but I have to re edit the chapters and finish up with the one I'm writing.

Kakashi: Well, how are you doing planing my death?

Kris: Oh Kakashi, Tell me what you think so far.

Kakashi: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

Kris: Kakashi was reading his beloved book when all of a sudden he was hit by a milk truck.

Kakashi: What?

Kris: Having both of his legs broken he crawled out of the streets with his baby. Then a rabid goat ran over him breaking his back leaving him immobile.

Kakashi: Rabid Goat?

Kris: Then Homer Simpson rolled him in a carpet and threw him off a cliff. Barely alive the ninja crawled out of the carpet, forgetting about the pain of his broken back. All of a sudden Peter Griffin started to beat him with a hose.

Kakashi:... What the-

Kris: Still the jonin lived on crawling back to Konoha. Then he realized with horror the goat stole his book. So he drowned himself in the river.

So any advice?

Kakashi: Yeah. Go back to the drawing board.

Court of the freaks

Everyone gasped and stared at the famous ninja.

"S-sensei?" Sakura stuttered as Hinata fainted.

"How could I? I was with Naruto last night?" Kakashi asked.

"Maybe it was a genjustu!" Naruto screamed pointing a finger at his confused sensei.

"But why kill Kiba? I mean if I killed Neji or Hinata I would get a byakugan. Sasuke would give me another sharigan. Kiba is really a no one, no point to kill him." Kakashi said "It would have been a pure waste."

Kakashi made one mistake with his speech and it just clicked in Naruto's head.

"How did you get your sharigan anyway!" Naruto demanded.

Kakashi blinked amazed Naruto had finally listened to pick out Kakashi's flaw. Damn... Kakashi stood there looking at the pebbles on the ground. a mournful expression plastered on his face in remembrance the worst mistake of his life. The rest of the gang took it as regret for the murder, Naruto thought it was gas.

"I..." Kakashi's tone of voice had softened.

"Enough talk, time for court!" Asuma wailed "COURTHOUSE NO JUTSU!"

All of a sudden the dark a bloody alley turned into a stone courthouse. the guys found themselves now wearing suits and ties and the girls wore dresses.

"Hey!" Iruka whined "Why am I in a dress?" Indeed Iruka was wearing a knee length, dark blue dress.

"Because your a sissy." Asuma, the manly man said to the depressed sissy chuunin "Now Kakashi call your lawyer."

Soon Miss Cleo appeared at the doors of the court.

"You called, darling." She said walking to Kakashi. Kakashi explained the story to the physic lady.

All of a sudden it hit Kakashi hard. He never needed to call miss Cleo.

"I couldn't have done it." Kakashi stated "I have no hands!" Kakashi stuck his hands in his shirt hiding them from the not so bright team of people around.

Everyone gasped dramatically.

"It's true!" Naruto screamed.

"Oh my God! My rival was born handless!" Gai gasped

Now knowing Kakashi couldn't have murdered the young Inuzuka. who could it be?

Iruka was looking at a picture of the crushed Kiba "Hey! What happened to Kiba's nose?"

Indeed Kiba's nose had been cut off.

"Who would be interested in a young boy?" Kurenai asked

"Yeah, and who would take his nose?"

Another light bulb clicked over Naruto's head "That womanly guy liked noses! You know sensei the one that invited me to visit him at his ranch. Well I guess we have no choice but to go there and-"

"We are NOT going to neverland ranch with that freak for the last time!" Kakashi yelled "Besides it was closed down."

"Aw man!" Naruto whined.

"Well I guess we're at square one" Sasuke said randomly

"Yeah" Asuma sighed

Everyone left the room except Kakashi and Miss. Cleo.

"Well, sorry to call you for no reason." Kakashi said rubbing the back of his head.

"You. Dear, you are in grave danger." Miss. Cleo warned

"Umm...thanks." Kakashi said as he said muttering under his breath "freak."

Kris: Finally! -collapses-

Kakashi: Took you long enough.

Kris: Shut up Marshmallow butt!

Kakashi: I thought that's what your sister calls me!

Kris: Yeah Ramen and waffles gave you the nickname but that doesn't mean I can't use it!

Kakashi: Jerk.

Kris: What happened to your cravings, Kakashi!

Kakashi: I want pie! -Runs off for pie-

Sasuke: MINE!

Kris: At least I got rid of him. Oh yeah in my school I was figuring what Naruto characters my friends act like and I realized I'm like Hinata and the boy I have a crush on is like Naruto, He even has spiky, blonde hair. Weird. O.o