Kris: -sniffle-
Iruka: What's wrong, Kris?
Kakashi: The 23rd was her last day of school.
Kris: I miss my friends... and my gym teacher : (
Kakashi: It's okay... Wait! Why your gym teacher?
Kris: He was a freak...and now I can't make jokes about him being a child molesting cannibal...
Iruka: Well, you'll see them next year.
Kris: -Starts crying-
Kakashi: -slaps Iruka- She's going into a new school which none of her friends, and gym teacher, will be there.
Kris: And the boy I like, me and him can never talk now... I don't have his number.
Kakashi: Why don't you go on with the fiction.
Kris: Okay -sniffle-
Kiba's funeral
Loud howling was all that could be heard in the cold and dank funeral pallor of Konoha. The Inuzuka sat in chair near the Kiba's coffin, all wearing black fur coats.
"Kiba... Akamaru..." Hana whispered remembering the death of her younger brother.
"Poor Kiba-kun..." his grandma willow said, tears gently flowing down her face.
Outside Shino arrived wearing a black trench coat, dress shoes and his dark sunglasses. He stood there, not even breathing as he waited for the rest. All of a sudden a huge stretch limo drove up and when the door opened and two gay cowboys got out, got married and adopted Shino as their love child. Not really though Shino just went crazy for a minute from eating paste. Instead, wearing a black dress, Hinata popped out and behind her in a black tux was Neji. Followed by Tenten.
"Hi Shino..." Hinata whispered
"..." Shino stated
"Stupid main house making me come her" Neji ranted to himself.
"Hi, I'm Tenten!" Tenten gasped
Soon a red muscle car parked in the parking lot. Asuma and Kurenai stepped out of Asuma's manly man mobile and do you really care what they are wearing? They joined the group of genin and waited as a green punch buggy pulled up and guess who got out? If you said Mr. Slaphappypants the math teacher, Your wrong. Wearing black spandex with green polka dots on it was Gai and Lee.
"Poor Kiba! At least he died with his youth still attached!" Gai screamed.
"I hope I die with my youth still with me, Gai-sensei!" Lee screamed back receiving a punch to the face.
"Lee, Your so youthful!" Gai screamed again "At a hundred and two you will still be youthful"
"I'll never be as youthful as you, Gai-sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
The two hugged and the sunset appeared blinding everyone accept Shino.
"I have bugs in my pants" Shino stated to this.
Soon everyone was there, everyone except Kakashi, Anko, Iruka, and the rat demon named Kojiro, but he later called in that he couldn't go because he was locked in the Konoha gym with the boogyman.
"Where are they!" Jiraiya screamed chewing on his tie with naked women on it.
"That's sensei for you." Sakura stated "Alway's late."
With that a black sedan pulled up and out came Anko and Kakashi.
"Kakashi, Where's Iruka." Kurenai asked as Asuma snickered.
"He still in the car." Kakashi said pointing back.
With that the Chuunin walked out...wearing a clown suit.
Asuma snatched a picture with his camera of manly maness
"Asuma!" Iruka whined "You said this was a clown convention!"
"Never did I!" Asuma cried out receiving a death glare from Kurenai.
After paying their last respects, the group sat in small wooden chairs and listened to what some people had to say about Kiba. Then they all went out to get ramen.
"Man! That was boring!" Naruto screamed slurping the yummy noodles up.
Everyone sat around talking about what had happen, who could have done it?
"Maybe it was a random physco killer?" Kurenai said
"But we just proved it wasn't Kakashi." Gai stated receiving a death glare from Kakashi
"I don't think so. It seemed planned" Iruka rubbed his chin. "But why Kiba?"
"Hey! We didn't say you could talk, chuunin!" Asuma yelled.
Everyone started to go there separate ways on the long walk home.
2 hours later
On a small, teen chat board One member of the group was looking around for clues.
Pineapplehead: Have you ever talked to someone with the name Kibbles and bits?
Miss cute puppy: Yeah, he's my brother...
Pineapplehead: Oh. Sorry Hana.
A new box clicked opened.
Mister it: Hello, I heard you want to know what happened to Kibbles and bits.
Pineapplehead: Yeah?
Mister it: come to the alley near the dango shop... I'll meet you there and tell you EVERYTHING i know.
Dun dun dun!
Kris: There!
Kakashi: Now don't you feel better?
Kris: No. I need a hug...
-Shino runs up and hugs Kris-
Kris: Thanks Shino.
Obito: HI!
Kris: Aren't you dead?
Obito: Maybe?
Kris: Where'd Kakashi go?
Kakashi: -On a beach in Mexico- This is the life. -Sighs-