Kakashi: Yes! I get away from you.
Kris: So your back?
Kakashi: Yeah, the Mexican's tried to eat my hair.
Kris: Ew.
Kakashi: yeah.
Kris: You missed Obito.
Kakashi: O-Obito?
Kris: Yeah.
Kakashi: …
Happy Chouji
Dark. The alley was so dark and cold. The air filled with death and grieving. Silence took over, eliminating all light and hope.
"Why are we here, Iruka?" Kakashi asked the chuunin.
"I Think we're missing some vital clues." Iruka said slowly studying the area.
"Like what?"
"I don't know?"
"Man, This is boring." Anko complained.
"Yeah, let's go clubbing." Kakashi suggested pulling the chuunin away. Anko screamed and they were off.
Five minutes after they left, A pineapple slipped into the alley.
Chouji was happy. He was making cookies for him and his best friend Shikamaru. Today, they were going to the park and watch the clouds go by while eating cookies. Nothing could be better. The oven timer rang out. And the happy Chouji opened his happy oven happily, pulled out his happy cookies. After a few minutes of being chased by Yogi Bear, Cookie Monster, and his father, he set his happy cookies of love down on the table to cool. Just then door bell rang. He happily skipped to his door of his happy house to open the door happily on this happy day. No one was there, just a pretty fruit basket. He picked it up and found a small card That read. "A treat from your friend, Shikamaru."
Shikamaru randomly sending him fruit? It could happen. Aw, thanks buddy. He rummaged though the fruit looking at the selection. Plums, oranges, apples, grapes, melons, kumquats, a pineapple. WAIT! That's not a pineapple! It's…! Chouji screamed and started crying.
An hour later everyone was at the Akimchi household. Everyone trying to clam Chouji down.
"Come on, Chouji. It's going to be okay." Iruka said in a calming, sissy voice.
"N-no it isn't!" Chouji yelled.
"Please, calm down." Kurenai hushed.
"YOUTH!" Gai screamed.
Kakashi, who had slipped into the kitchen, was looking around.. He found the fruit basket and stared at it.
"Dude! Can I have some fruit!" Kakashi screamed. He then blinked Dude?Did i just say dude? I'm becoming my father…great.
He poked thought the fruit and noticed something. The pineapple, didn't have the annoying pokey skin. It was smooth and soft. And it wasn't leaves that sprouted from the fruit but hair. Then It hit him.
"I want curry with this pineapple." Kakashi realized. He pulled the pine apple out and saw Shikamaru's head staring blankly at him. "Man, what an ugly pineapple."
Everyone crowded into the room looking at the head. It's mouth open in an O. It's eyes glazed over, for once, in a wide awake fashion. A hole, just big enough to fit a man's finger into, was in the center of the forehead. Everyone gasped and some cried. Hinata fainted and Ino threw up… Again.
Kakashi stared at the hole. Something strange just kept hitting him. Why? He knew the hole didn't cause his death. His eyes would have been looking more up, towards the wound. It hit him like Gai being tossed at him. He used his pointer finger and quickly stuck it in. Everyone was grossed out.
"It's gone.." Kakashi said.
"What?" Everyone yelled.
"His brain… isn't in his head."
Dun! Dun! Dun!
"Shut up Gai!" Kakashi yelled "Enough with the dun, dun, dun!"
"Never!" Gai screamed. With the everyone left except for Kakashi. His finger was stuck.
Dun, dun, dun!
"Shut up, Dammit!"
Kris: I go to High school soon…
Kakashi: good.
Kris: I heard some bad stuff…
Kakashi: At least you have study hall.
Kris: Not at my school.
Kakashi: Doesn't your old school have a rock wall now?
Kris: Yeah, I think so?
Kakashi: Go visit.
Kris: Why?
Kakashi: You miss your gym teacher so there you go.
Kris: I may join soccer at my school.
Kakashi: Good.
Kris: That will give me less writing time.
Kakashi: Okay.
Kris: I'm cared about. Read and review.