Brief: Slut emergency! Alert, slut emergency ;) ; The gang finds out about Halloween at their school/dance.
Author's Note: Short chapter. Noooo:( I was all. Blank. On this one. This one took about four days instead of the usual three or four hours ;-;
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha and gang. So you don't either:D
Chapter 9: Sluts
After the comment about Inuyasha and Kagome doing the 'dirty dirty', the group talked a while but unfortunately, Kikyou had to break through their conversation.
"Hey bitch, what the hell are you doing in MY boyfriend's clothes!" Kikyou screeched out.
"Your boyfriend? I don't think so," Kagome told her.
"Of course he's, like, my boyfriend! You, like, love me, don't you Inu baby?" Kikyou said in her annoying voice, then batting her eyelashes. It only made the group shudder and cringe at the fake (annoying) sweetness.
"Uh… NO." Inuyasha replied bluntly, annoyed at being called 'Inu baby'.
"Of course you, like, love me! You just haven't, like, realized it yet!" Kikyou screeched.
"Oh SHUT UP Kikyou. Nobody wants to hear your annoying voice and those 'like's that you insist on using in EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE. It's annoying me!" Kagome said with a vein popping out her forehead.
"Like, no way! You did not just, like, totally diss me!" Kikyou said, placing her bony hands on her hips.
"Oh, like, yes, I did!" Kagome said, imitating Kikyou's way of speech.
"You SO did not talk like me! Only like, me and my group can, like, talk like that!" Kikyou whined, which sounded VERY bizarre… "SO, like, ANYWAY. Just WHY are you in, like, MY boyfriend's clothes!"
"Well I wouldn't want to strut around school NAKED like you would do, being the slut you are!" Kagome screamed.
"Yeah right! You probably, like, STOLE them from him!" Kikyou screeched.
"She did NOT, Kikyou, I let her, okay! And just like she said, she didn't have her clothes over at my house so I let her borrow MINES. Got it!" Inuyasha yelled.
"WHAT! That WHORE was, like, over at your house!" Kikyou yelled in disbelief. 'Even I haven't been to his house and he LOVES me!' Kikyou thought, of course in her WISHFUL thinking…
Inuyasha fumed. "Don't you DARE call Kagome a whore! The only whore here is YOU!"
Kikyou's lip quivered. She soon had fake tears trailing down her probably fake face. "You… you, like, called me a whore?"
"Yes, I did, WHORE. And you are also a major SLUT!" Inuyasha added.
Kikyou was now full-out fake crying. "Like, ohmygosh!" Kikyou pointed to Kagome, "you made me ruin my PERFECTLY BEAUTIFUL make up! GIRRRLS! EMERGENCY!"
Suddenly, a group of Kikyou's slut minions ran to the 'rescue'. They started surrounding Kikyou and saying a lot of useless things.
"Like, ohmygosh Kikyou! They so, like, TOTALLY ruined your perfect make up!" "Somebody, some eyeliner and eyeshadow, PRONTO!" "Ohmygoooosh, HAIR SPRAY! NOW!" :Spray: "Oh woops, I guess that was some canned oil spray."
Kikyou's eyes widened. "WHAAAAAAT! You, like, put OIL SPRAY in my hair!" The minions glared at one lonesome girl; who wasn't that much of a slut anyway. "What were you, like, THINKING, Kagura!" yelled one of the sluts.
"What? It was a mistake," 'Kagura' replied. If you saw Kagura alone, you wouldn't think she was one of those slut minions; she looked pretty normal, a bit punk-ish. She was wearing a tight black tank top with a black button up over it, unbuttoned. She also wore a black tie with flames on it loosely around her neck. She wore some low-rise black jeans and a black studded belt with skulls on them. She wore some black Converse. What captivated Kagome the most, though, was her eyes. They were RED… but so cold.
'Is she really one of those sluts? She looks like part of the punk or ska group…' Kagome thought.
One of the girls whispered to Kagura. "Kagura, you're going to get kicked out!" The girl was short and had white hair, and the emptiest eyes they've ever seen…
Kagura looked unfazed by the idea. "I don't care. Let them. I hate this group." 'But they just tie my down and won't let me go… It's like they have CONTROL over me…' Kagura thought angrily.
Meanwhile the girls were frantically running about, trying to fix Kikyou's hair. Kikyou, on the other hand, was waving her hand across her face, as if she were going to faint any minute. Then, one of the slut minions pulled out their phones and dialed some number. "Like, oh, mygosh! Sharpay's beauty salon? We have, like, an EMERGENCY! We need an appointment, like, NOW!"
During this whole charade, Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku were watching with bags of popcorn in their hands, amused. "This is better than the movies," Kagome said. Everyone nodded their head in agreement, anticipating on what Kikyou will do next.
"How are they supposed to get out of school?" Sango asked.
Inuyasha snorted. "They probably pay the principal."
"And, like, waste the money we could use to, like, buy MAKE UP! No, WAY!" Kagome imitated in Kikyou's voice.
They all went into hysterics and agreed that that's what Kikyou would do. Right now, Kikyou had already fainted and the slut minions were hysterical. "Eeeek! Somebody! Go pay the principal forty bucks so we can skip and go to the salon! HURRY!"
Kagome, Sango, and Miroku all looked at Inuyasha with wide, disbelieving eyes and then gave him a look. "How'd you know they paid…?" Miroku asked suspiciously.
"I didn't! I was just JOKING," Inuyasha replied defensively.
"Okay, sure, whatever…" Sango said. Inuyasha pouted and crossed his arms in front of his chest.
Yura ran as fast as she could in five-inched heels to the principal's office to pay him. She soon ran out, and yelled, "WE CAN, LIKE, GO! LIKE, BRING HER TO SHARPAY'S, LIKE, NOWWW!"
The gang watched as eleven girls had to carry Kikyou and the others ran to their cars. 'She must be heavy if she needs eleven girls to carry her,' Inuyasha thought, amused.
They all watched the group drive off, and Kagome sighed making everyone look at her. She gave them a look.
"What? It's just that all the fun is goooone!" she whined.
They just all laughed at her, making her stick out her tongue at them.
The bell rang, signaling they had to go to homeroom class. The four teenagers walked inside the school entrance doors and towards their homeroom class. Kagome sighed.
'School has started.'
When they got into homeroom class, they found that Mr. Kumakura wasn't there yet. Everyone was in their seats, chatting a bit quietly, waiting for the homeroom teacher to get into class.
After a few minutes, Mr. Kumakura came into the class, his dark brown hair windblown. "I'm sorry I'm late, class!"
The class just started at Mr. Kumakura, and he sweat dropped. 'I guess I shouldn't have been expecting an answer for them…'
As Mr. Kumakura sat down and took roll call, the loud speaker crackled, indicating someone was going to speak through it. Then, the deep, but loud voice of the school's principal, Mr. Suikotsu, boomed through the classes and hallways.
"Good morning, students! I have an announcement to make. As you all know, it is October twenty-first, ten days away from Halloween." At this, the class cheered loudly, but was interrupted by the loud speaker once more. "STOP CHEERING!"
'Whoa, is the principal psychic or something?' Kagome thought disbelievingly. Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sango looked unfazed, probably used to this.
"Now, the announcement; the staff and I have decided that on October thirty-first, the day of Halloween, you will all be allowed to dress up into your costumes or what not. BUT! You are NOT allowed to wear any costumes that are sexually explicit, show anything about drugs, or anything gory. A little blood is okay, we decided since there are such popular costumes with blood, and we all want you to participate."
Inuyasha mentally cheered. 'Blood! '
"Also, there will be a dance held in honor of Halloween on Friday, October thirty-first starting at eight at night, ending at midnight. People on the restriction list are NOT allowed to attend; so make sure you try to get off the list! You may all wear your costumes; tickets are five dollars at the door, four dollars in advance. Tickets will be on sale starting today at lunch, on the amphitheater! Thank you, and may you all have a nice Tuesday."
As soon as the principal turned off the loud speaker, the whole class chattered away; Mr. Kumakura decided they could, since there's nothing else to say or do in the homeroom class.
Kagome and Sango turned around their chairs so they could face Inuyasha and Miroku. Kagome was facing Inuyasha, and Sango was facing Miroku.
"So, Kagome, what are you going to dress up as?" Inuyasha asked.
"Hmmm…" she hummed, "I think I'm going to keep it a secret until Halloween."
"Fine, I'm keeping mine secret too."
"Me too, then!" Miroku and Sango yelled simultaneously.
"Alrighty then! Now that that's settled," Kagome said, "do you guys want to go trick-or-treating all together?"
"Uh, Kagome, aren't we a little bit too old for trick-or-treating?" Miroku asked.
"No, never! We won't be old until we're fifty!" Kagome chirped.
The gang sweat dropped. "I guess its okay, we haven't been trick-or-treating for a while," Sango reasoned.
Inuyasha and Miroku just nodded their heads, showing their agreement.
"Yay! I get to go trick-or-treating with you guys!" Kagome exclaimed. "This is going to be the best Halloween ever."
Inuyasha pouted. "Hey! What about all those times we trick-or-treated together?"
"Well, those were fun too! Just, you know, we've got more friends this time and we won't have to go with parents!" Kagome said. "Like that one time when we were eleven…"
Inuyasha sweat dropped. "Oh yeah… didn't we agree to forget that ever happened?"
"Yeah… well, never mind that!" Kagome said, leaving Sango and Miroku curious.The bell then rang, telling students to go to their first hour class.
"I guess this is farewell, my lovely Sango!" Miroku cried out, holding a hand to his heart and one reaching out to her.
Sango looked at him dully. "It's for and hour." She suddenly got red and angry. "Don't call me your 'lovely' Sango! Perv!" she hit him hard, but not hard enough for him to be unconscious. She didn't want him to be late to class. She walked off, leaving the three, to her Chemistry class.
"Damn," Miroku said, "I was hoping she would knock me out so I could skip class." Miroku crossed his arms over his chest and started pouting.
Inuyasha smirked, and then held up his fist. "Want me to do it for you instead?" he grinned.
Miroku paled, and shook his head furiously after imagining what would happen if Inuyasha had knocked him out. Kagome laughed at the horrified look on his face, and Inuyasha joined her. The tardy bell rang and Miroku, Kagome, and Inuyasha all ran off to their History class. Miroku was still a bit pale…
"No one respects others these days," Miroku muttered.
Neh. A bit short. I only liked the part with Kikyou in it. Hehhehe. Hmm, the conflict with Kouga will be in the next chapter. Stay tuned :)
Next Chapter: Naïve
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