Kris: sorry for the wait.
Kakashi: Yeah, with soccer and all.
Kris: STFU!
Iruka: What's wrong? You didn't make the team?
Kris: I never got to try out cause my damn gym teacher didn't call me! Must! Keel! HIM!
Kakashi: Didn't you miss him last chapter?
Kris: SHUT UP! Now you die to!
Kakashi: B-but what about the movies.
Kris: we shall still go because Kojiro already has the ticket.
Kakashi: then I die
Kris: Nah, I'll just make you stupid in this chapter.
KILL USHERS!
"Two down." Tenten muttered
"Yeah" Neji said as they continued on their not a date but a random meeting of some sort.
"Who do you think will be next?"
"Let's not think about that." Neji said putting his arm around Tenten for no reason..
"Okay, Neji." Tenten said "So, what shall we do?"
They both looked at each other, shrugged, and said "movies?" at the same time.
"Yeah." Neji said as the two walked
"We can see that new horror movie 'the day the world ate ketchup.' I heard it's real crappy." Tenten giggled.
"Umm… no we can't go there." Neji said staring at the floor, nervous as hell.
"What wrong?" Tenten grabbed his hand as they walked into the movie theatre.
"I was told… that it was filled with gore." Neji said, his eyes bolted to the floor.
"Are you scared?"
"No!"
"Then come on."
The two walked into the theatre and brought tickets and popcorn. They both sat in the back row and just sat there. At the same time Kakashi, Kris, and Kojiro walked in. They sat in the second last row.
"This movie looks stupid." Kakashi complained
"yeah, but it'll make more since then the Grudge." Kris snarled while plotting her revenge against the people who made that movie… and Rob Schneider. They all nodded in agreement as the movie started.
Back to Tenten and Neji, the not dating lovebirds on their not a date but a random meeting of some sort
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"Neji?"
"Yeah, Tenten?"
"You seem nervous?" Tenten said putting an arm on his shoulder.
"Ssssssssssssssssssssssh!" Kakashi shushed
"Well, I am..." Neji said "… not."
"Don't lie."
"Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh!" Kakashi shushed louder.
"Fine. Last night something weird happened."
"What happened, Neji."
"I was on a message board and……" Neji started
"Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh!"Kakashi shushed again.
Neji glared and continued "You see…"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Kakashi screamed "THAT OR I'LL SICK THE RAT DEMON ON YOU!" Kojiro started to act all rabid and nosily chewed the air.
"NYAH! NYAH! NYAH!" He chewed.
Everything got quiet for the rest of the movie until Kakashi felt random.
"I WANT COOKIE DOUGH!" he screamed
"Me too!" Kris yelled both jumping up
"I want diet coke!" Kojiro snarled.
Two usher came and kicked them out, so they left. Kojiro went to the gym to lift weights and yell "You fail!" at people, Kris ran off to write another chapter so no angry fan or flamers or waffles could yell at her, and Kakashi went into the theatre bathroom.
"I hate ushers." Kakashi stated as he went in "Kicked me out without giving me any cookie dough. How can they treat a pregnant one so cruel"
He looked at the stalls and scratched his head. All of them were dirty and gross except one. It shined like the mourning sun!
Kakashi walked over to it and opened the door… but it was locked. He kicked it in and saw
"DUN! DUN! DUN"
"Gai! Get out of this bathroom!" Kakashi screamed as Gai ran though the bathroom door.
Kakashi sighed and looked at the bathroom stall. The inside was covered in blood. and sitting on the toilet was Neji.
"Hey!" Kakashi screamed looking at Neji whose long hair covered his face "get up"
He started to shake his shoulder. His head coming up towards him. First he saw two black holes in his head were two pale, white eyes used to be.
"Dude!" Kakashi said letting go of the eyeless prodigy "Are you okay?"
Neji's head fell into the toilet and he didn't get up.
"Oh my f$#& god!" Kakashi screamed "He's going to drown!
Dun! Dun! Dun!
"Shut the f$ up, Gai!"
"Man you don't need to swear so much! Youth!"
Kris: Ta dah!
Kakashi: … --
Kris: What's up.
Kakashi: I'm not that stupid
Kris: to bad.
Kakashi: Soccer
Kris: O
Kakashi: OO
Kris: DAMN YOU, GYMTEACHER! -goes off to beat him up-
Kakashi: Opps. ;
Kris: : K
Obito: HI! (o o)