Cast:
Mickey
Mouse: Two-bit
Mechanic Charlie: Steve
Timothy the assistant:
Soda
Rich Uncle Ben: Dally
Screaming tourist: Darry
Detective
Cowboy: Ponyboy
Ender of Mickey: Johnny
Officer Brown:
Darry
Mickey Mouse
zooms down the road.
Mickey: "Well this is swell…"
Mickey
hits a dime in the road and goes speeding off course.
Mickey:
"AAAGGGHHH!"
CRASH!
Rich
Uncle Ben: "Officer, I know why the murder of my friend
happened."
Officer Brown: -nods- "Why is that?"
Rich
Uncle Ben: "It was that damn mechanic," "His name was
Charlie."
Officer Brown: "Ain't he the owner of Charlie's
pizza?"
Rich Uncle Ben: "Oh my god I'm working with idiots…I
said Mechanic!"
Officer Brown: "Ah…no need to get
pissy."
Rich Uncle Ben: "Just find the blasted
guy!"
Mechanic Charlie: "Tim wanna hand me that wrench on
the tool box?"
Timothy the assistant: "Sure thing."
–hands-
Charlie: "Thanks…"
Officer Brown: "I need to
speak with you."
Timothy: "Excuse me sir. Do you have an
appointment?" –puts hands on hips-
Officer Brown: "Well I
uh…"
Timothy: "That's what I thought now you go right out
there and fill out that form young man!"
Officer Brown: -sighs-
-trudges out-
Charlie: -blinks- "Does he realize you are like
three years younger than him and he is doin what a 17 year old
says?"
Timothy: -laughs- "Guess not." "I don't think he
knows that he was just about to confront a 17 year old."
Charlie:
-in thought- "You act like a girl."
Timothy: "WHAT! WHY
YOU-TAKE THAT!" –punches and tries to beat up-
Officer Brown:
-walks in- "That could be charged for assault." –hands form to
Timmy-
Timothy: -nods- "Ok, he's all yours."
Officer
Brown: "Now about this car accident…" "Ben says that it was
you who fixed his friends car."
Charlie: -nods-
"Yeah…and…?"
Officer Brown: "Boy, are you aware a' the
fact that that car crashed late last night?"
Charlie: "Oh
man…that's terrible…" "But I didn't do anything-"
Officer
Brown: "-you fixed his car didn't you?"
Charlie: "Yeah
but-"
Officer Brown: "-and that makes you a suspect."
Charlie:
-glaring and looking at badge- "You do know that that badge is
plastic right?"
Officer Brown: "No!" "It's just
really…shiny!" –runs out-
Charlie: -shakes head- "I don't
even wanna know…"
Detective Cowboy: "I'm Detective Cowboy…" -Face looks like this: -.-- "That is sooo…not funny…" "Anyways I'm detective…Cowboy…and I'm at the funeral." "The victim…Mickey Mouse." "Time…3:20 pm." "He is being lowered into the casket…someone just threw a hunk of cheese into the grave…weird…" "Um…the guy just said a few words and now two more people are up…" "Wait a second…is that Minnie Mouse!" "And him!" "That's Goofy isn't it?" "Uh…anyways…they just said their words and Minnie is crying and Goofy is trying to wipe her tears with…is that plastic wrap?" "I am so not cut out for this job…"
"That is all we have time for but tune in tomorrow for the next exciting episode of…" "TEMPTATION!"
Steve,FS77, and Soda: 0.0 –no comment-