Thanks for the reviews. Well, here's chapter two.

Precious Moment

Chapter two

"What is it?" asked Tayuya starting to feel a bit nervous. It's not every day that a fearsome shinobi from the Kaguya clan would ask to speak to you in private, you know.

"Ever since we first met, there's this feeling I've had for you. I've always wanted to tell you that I lo-…" but Kimimaro was interrupted by a rustle in the bushes.

"Uh…Hi guys!" said Yukon sheepishly. "Have you seen Sakon anywhere? I'm sure I saw him walk past here. I think he was stalking you."

"What! SAKON! YOU MORON!" was Tayuya's scream that was heard for miles and miles.

Meanwhile in Kirigakure, Haku asked, "Zabuza-sama, did you hear something?"

"Nah. It must've been nothing. I'm sure it was either Gen-jutzu or a red-haired girl named Tayuya screaming in rage because of being spied on by a guy who usually shares his body with the older brother named Sakon.(Don't ask me how he knew.)"

"Eeek! Help, Kidoumaru! Get your girlfriend away from me! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!" screamed Sakon who had been found behind an oak tree.

Kidoumaru's face then turned into a deep shade of scarlette and froze up. Kimimaro flinched. Hearing that only made Tayuya more frustrated, if possible, and more violent. She grabbed a chainsaw out of nowhere and ran even faster calling him "dipshit" and "asshole" and more. In less then five minutes, both were running faster than Idate.

"Don't you ever stop?" asked Sakon who was now slowing down.

Thowing the chainsaw away, she said, "Nope. I just had breakfast," pulling out a breakfast tray, also from nowhere then throwing it away (What a waste of good food.).

"But it's six in the evening. How could you just have breakfast?" asked Sakon.

"Long story," said Tayuya

"How long?"

"949,869,568,264,386,490,345,567,899,111,121,132,223,789,434,989…"

Three hours later…

"385,389,190 chapters," finished Tayuya to the snoring audience. "WAKE UP, BAKA!"

"Wha-?" exclaimed Sakon, Yukon, and Kidoumaru in unison.

"Do I have to repeat it for you?"

"No thanks."

"Good." A few seconds later, "I'm hungry. Let's go get some cheeseburgers from the fridge at the headquarters."

Meanwhile, in Hogwarts…

"Where did I keep that timeturner?"

At the headquarters, they saw Jirobo stuffing his face with all the food except for five cheeseburgers. As they reached for the remaining food, Jirobo noticed them.

"Do you want know the history of cheeseburgers? 'Cause if you don't, too bad," started the fat guy. "Well…" talking a big bite out of a cheeseburger in front of their starving faces "A pride of hamburgers runs through the forest. But wait… what's this? They halt and search for the scent. Why, it's a herd of cheese," taking another bite from a second cheeseburger, "Hidden under some bushes, they pounce at the unsuspecting cheese! After devouring its prey, it hibernates for a whole summer until it is time in fall. It climbs up a tree and spins a cocoon around itself," taking another bite out of the third, "Then after seconds of waiting, poof, it's a cheeseburger. All this talking sure is making me hungry," he said as he took a bite out of the fourth cheeseburger. "Seeya! Glad to help. No need to thank me. The look on your face is thanks enough,"

They all stared hungrily at the last one. It looked so good, so perfect. As they reached out to take it, Kabuto arrived, taking it and eating it as he started up the stairs. 'Run!' went a little voice in his head. He turned around to see five pairs of eyes glaring at him.

"Uh-oh."

Next scene: Kabuto is beaten up (like Mizuki) in a bloody heap and the others heading upstairs for Jirobo's turn.

I'll try adding more about Shizune and Kabuto in the next chapter. Send in reviews on your opinion about this chapter.