Cloud stared dreamily as Sephiroth walked out the door. He was hypnotized; if anything were to touch him or talk to him abruptly he'd be startled nearly to death.

Suddenly, someone touched his shoulder and said "Hey." rather loudly.

"Woahmygod!" Cloud said.

"You gonna keep staring at him or are you going to give me my coffee?" Squall asked.

"What... You? How?" Cloud stammered. "Oh fuck!"

"Thank you." Squall said, knowing that that meant Cloud was going to get to work on his coffee.

"...I used the door..." Squall replied awkwardly

"Oh, I didn't here you come it, you suprised me." said Cloud.

"You surprised me, too. I didn't know you were into those sorts of guys."

"Ahh! I mean, what are you talking about? What sort of guys?"

said Cloud. 'Oh, I'm fucked now,' Cloud thought.

"He looks like a dominatrix..."

"No he doesn't! He looks handsome and sweet and charming and romantic and like a knight in shining silver hair and...! Shit!"

"I knew it," Squall said, grinning. "You should talk to him." Cloud was shocked. "You want to get to know him, don't you?" said Squall.

"Yeah, but what if he doesn't like me?" said Cloud.

"Well, there's only one way to find out, isn't there?" Squall seemed to eager to get this to happen. What was he thinking?

"Why do you care if I talk to him or not?" said Cloud, getting suspicious.

"Because I want a laugh," Squall said. For some reason this made Cloud want to talk to him even more...

"What the hell are you talking about?" said Cloud. "Why would it be funny?"

"Hmm..." Squall had something up his sleeve. Cloud was suspicious, scared, and kind of eager to find out what. "Meet me at my house after you're done," Squall said. "I have an idea."

"Wait, if you think for one second I'm going to my ex-boyfriend's house..." said Cloud. It wasn't that he didn't trust Squall; it would just be too awkward.

"Fine, your house, then."

"Oh, ok," said Cloud. He didn't see the point in arguing anymore. Damn, Squall could be stubborn when he wanted.

Just then, Squall got a call. He picked up his phone. "Hey. Yeah? Okay..." Squall looked at Cloud again "I gotta go...uhh...I'll meet you at your house tomorrow morning, okay?"

"Alright, fine," said Cloud. He right now he just wanted to curl up into a ball and die.

Squall went back to his phone and started walking out the door. "Yeah, I'm on my way. I love you too. Bye."

That last part got Cloud bad.

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A/N

So, one of the reviewers of the last chapter was not terribly happy with our little story. Most of what she had to say was pretty irrelevant to the average reader, and I replied to her in private, but she did make a few points that I beleive should be appologized for to everyone. I made a mistake when I said this was a typical yaoi fic. It's not. It is a slightly sarastic fic for both slashfans and nonslashfans alike who are able to laugh at themselves. Make note. I DO NOT HATE PEOPLE WHO WRITE OR READ SLASH. And if this story has offended anyone I am very sorry. So, let it be said, if you are offended easily, don't read this fic. Please. Thank You.

For those of you who enjoy reading this. I have to appologize for the shortness of this chappie. But let this appease you. The next one is already written. I'll post it in a couple days. For reasons that would be too boring to explain, this chapter and the next were originally one, but we decided to split them up. Chapter 4 will be the longest yet!

Thankies, and RandR