I seriously need to do some last minute studying for my test (foreign language)! But I also need to help out my match-maker friend. Which should I do first? Oh well, here's chapter three.

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Chapter 3

"Uh…Kabuto? What happened to you?" asked Orochimaru as he poked Kabuto's large bulb with a stick.

It was morning the next day, and Jirobo had mysteriously disappeared. Sunlight streamed through the only window, illuminating the clouds of dust in the air. Picking up his glasses, he realized that it was way beyond repair. Its glass had been shattered to billions of pieces while the other parts and pieces were cut up, smashed, crushed, and mashed together. Frowning, he put the glasses aside.

"Dammit! Now I have to spend another ten cents on a pair of clear glasses! Wait, I don't even have enough money! Orochimaru-sama, I'm blaming this all on you!"

"WHAT? What have I ever done to you except…?" Grabbing a long list out of nowhere, "make you take out the garbage, force you to do the shopping using your own money, tell you to rent the movies that I like and you hate, get you to do whatever the Sound Four wants you to do, have you tell me information about my ancient sensei,…..." (This could go on for hours so I'm going to do a time skip for about one hour.) "bossing you around, question about your previous date ..." (Nah, still too long.) "ask whether you kiss had gone well, and joke around with jokes you can't stand." (Finally!)

"It's none of that. It's just that you forgot to give me a paycheck for the 120th time this decade. See?" said Kabuto, emptying his wallet that was filled completely with dust.

"Oh. Hey, aren't you supposed to meet Shizune on the bridge at noon?" asked the Great Snake Sannin.

"Yeah and how did you know?" asked Kabuto.

"I read it in your diary."

"Hey! That's mine!" ha said snatching it away. "and it's not a diary, it's a journal." Kabuto clutched it in his arms.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"Shizune!" shouted out Tsunade. (She's not the hokage yet.)

"Yes, Tsunade-sama?" asked the 27 year old half-slave.

"Take care of Ton-Ton. Also, bring me that brief case. I'm going over to the casino," said Tsunade.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Done yet?"

"No," said Shizune.

Ten years later (No, not really!), "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Okay, I'm done."

"Yosh! (Alright!) Now hurry up! I can't stand around all day! After this, you can go off wherever you want to go, which includes that bridge you were muttering about earlier," said Tsunade as Shizune sprinted up the stairs. "Finally she's gone! I can now continue reading her diary!"

"Guiii!" squealed Ton-Ton as Shizune carried her up the stairs.

"Not now, Ton-Ton. Can't you see I have to get ready for the meeting with Kabuto, geez?

It's not like Tsunade-sama is reading my personal diary that I had somehow lost last night. Come to think of it, every night I write in it, the next day in the morning, it disappears. Well, no time for me to think right now! Gotta get the briefcase over to Tsunade-sama! To the reeking casino!" she said as she marched back downstairs. I wonder what Kabuto's doing?

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"Stupid Sakon!" screamed Kabuto. "Who cares if I'm dating an older woman? At least I have a date and you don't!"

"B-but she's 27 and you're 19. SHE'S OLDER THAN YOU BY AT LEAST EIGHT YEARS! ARE YOU MAD?" said Sakon.

"SO WHO FREAKEN' CARES, YOU JACKASS! YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE!"

"I DON'T NEED ONE!"

Orochimaru sat on the sofa in the background muttering, "Good thing I bought this pair of earmuffs or else I'd be deaf!" A thought suddenly popped into his head. "HEY, KABUTO!"

"Eh? What is it, Orochimaru-sama?" asked Kabuto.

"Don't you have a date to attend?"

"Oh crud! Shizune's gonna kill me! Thanks Orochimaru-sama!" said Kabuto as he sprinted out the door.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sorry, I didn't have enough time to write about that date. Tell me whether I should make Shizune break-up with Kabuto or not.