(A/N: I am totally back! I just read one of Maddie's fics and it totally beat the crap out of my last chapter…anyways…On with Temptation!)

Soda: I'm back!

Steve: Oh jeez…

FS77: I advise all who are against swearing and ooc Soda and Johnny and randomness to step away from the chapter. Step away from the chapter!

Steve and Soda: 0.0
FS77: I found this chapter extremely difficult to write because I couldn't stop laughing. Because of that it screwed up my typing.

Soda: Doesn't Shelley make an appearance in this?

FS77: Yes she does. Shelley from Trembling Innocence does come into this chapter briefly, enjoy!

Sandy turned and stared at Soda. "Oh hey Soda." She said smiling. "Didn't know you were on this show."

Soda's face paled. "I-uh…well…"

Pony sighed. "The truth is we don't know how or why we got on this show. The point is…we are."

Sandy's eyes widened in surprise. Pony was still his know-it-all self.

"Yeah! In yo face beyotch!" shouted Johnny.

Everyone in the audience gasped even without being prompted by a card.

Two-bit looked at Johnny and engulfed him in a bear hug. "I always knew I'd rub off on you!"

Dally and Steve exchanged wide eyed glances. "That didn't sound right…"

Darry sighed and looked at the clock. "In case you guys haven't noticed we have about a day to make the car. That includes ordering the parts, paint, and putting it together."

Steve's eyes widened in shock. "Holy shit! You're right!" He grabbed Soda by the arm, sending a glare Sandy's way.

The guys all murmured in agreement and left Johnny calling over his shoulder. "Don't you dare follow, or I'll be forced to bitch slap you!"

Katie fell into the crowd of people, laughing.

(Back stage)

"That little tramp, she comes round' here I'm gonna whip her ass!" seethed Johnny looking at the catalogue for paint. "How bout' this one?"

Steve looked over his shoulder and shrugged. "I don' know. Ask the guys." The black haired teen then got back to his task of making the frame for the car. "The supplies you guys got are shit, man."

"Steve…" said Dally, pinching the bridge of his nose in annoyance. "That is shit."

Steve looked down to see that the guys had indeed brought him back 'shit' for parts.

"Oh my!-uh…" Steve fainted.

"Great! Now we lost our mechanic and the guy who knows about cars!" cried Ponyboy.

"I could save the day…" thought Soda aloud. "I'll bring us to a car garage where I shall secretly molest puppies…"

Pony made a choking sound and burst out laughing.

Dally, Two-bit, and Darry were the only ones left sane so they quietly slipped out the stage door.

(In the street)

"Ok…where are we?" asked Dally looking around, lighting up a weed.

"How should I know? I don't live here." said Darry glancing around at the cold cement in front of him. He hated cement. It brought back terrible memories…

(FLASHBACK YO!)

A small boy stared at the plate in front of him.

"But mommy, I don't wanna eat it..." whined mini Darry.

"C'mon sweetie! Cement has more fiber than your balanced diet!" said a smiling Mrs. Curtis.

(END FLASHBACK!)

"So we meet again cement." said Darry narrowing his eyes.

Dally and Two-bit turned around to stare at him.

"Darry, you ok…?" asked Two-bit.

"But now it's me who shall beat you. I shall defeat you once and for all!" Darry let out a warrior call and started stomping on the cement. "Die foul being! DIE!"

Dally threw his cigarette to the ground quickly grinding it with his boot. "Those things are startin' to get to me, man." said the tow headed greaser shaking. "First the colors and now this shit! Well ya know what? I don't need you!" He repeatedly stomped on the cigarette.

Two-bit stepped back from the chaos happening around him, trembling.

Darry yelped in pain as his ankle cracked. "DAMN PAVEMENT! MEET YOUR DOOM!" He pulled his ninja stars from his belt throwing them at the ground.
"Bam! Bam! Die! Bam!"

Dally started jumping up and down yelling random curses. "Evil cigarettes! Eat monkey butt!" The tough hood then proceeded to run in circles around the smashed cigarette, screaming about how pink isn't girly.

A small girl with blonde hair walked down the street. She had on a faded blue dress and shiny black shoes. Her china blue eyes stared at the greasers and she stood stiff in terror.

"Why won't you die! Stupid cement!"

"I love pink! Cigarettes screwed with my line of vision! Yay!"

The girl turned on her heel and quickly started walking away. "I didn't come to the story for this!" she said throwing her hands in the air angrily.

Two-bit finally screamed a little girl running in circles. "I'm DOOMED!"

(Back at Temptation studios)

Katie sat with her co-workers laughing until tears streamed down her cheeks. "Is anyone getting this?"

The card guy grinned. "I'm taping the whole thing!"

Katie grinned. "Awesome!"

(A/N: Sorry if that was random, totally off topic and sucky. I was running out of ideas… Review please!)